/cvg/ Corona Virus General - Won't be a cure Edition #2877

► Detected: 1,015,728 (+80,559) ► Died: 53,202 (+6,019) ► Critical: 37,646

— 4.2 billion people put under lockdown —
— 206 countries and territories infected —
— 2.8x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 2,856 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
Under 1 year old in the US dies to coronavirus
archive.is/5KukH

US intelligence says China concealed cases and deaths
archive.is/lCxfS

Jew arrested for hoarding supplies, price gouging, coughing on FBI
archive.is/Ays3X

Brazil confirms first indigenous COVID case in the Amazon
archive.is/U9hpb

COVID-associated acute bleeding necrotizing brain damage
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>RESEARCH
Virus infects bacteria, lives in guts indefinitely
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17 year old in the US dies after being denied treatment
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Coronavirus is airborne, WHO officials confirm
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Rapidly mutating
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Patients remain on ICU for 20 days on artificial ventilation
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>REMINDER
Olympics for 2020 cancelled, postponed until 2021
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China covering up "second wave" of infections
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UK doesn't report deaths outside hospitals
archive.is/jP7pL

China province covers up "viral pneumonia" explosion
archive.is/Gf9Or

H1N1 estimates took confirmed deaths and multiplied by 15
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>LIVE
youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw&feature=youtu.be

>LATEST CASES
20:19: 254 new cases and 7 new deaths in Poland.
20:17: 128 new cases and 3 new deaths in Pakistan.
20:09: 1,228 new cases and 32 new deaths in Massachusetts.
19:56: 414 new cases and 2 new deaths in Israel.
19:52: 979 new cases and 55 new deaths in Brazil.
19:49: 267 new cases and 27 new deaths in Connecticut.

>SOURCES
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FOREVER BURGER!

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its over
china has zero cases

>old farts dying by the truckloads
It's gods will, you're not supposed to have so many old people depriving young people of a chance at a good future and prosperity

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Any tips on how to cook a bat?

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Well speaking of cure, how exactly are all those "Recovered" recovering exactly?

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why are you fags so upset over the flu this is literally nothing

New Trump twat on Coronachan.

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First for morning shit.

Spain will pass 1k today

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Repeated negative tests
Keep in mind most tests are chink made and only a minority of them was found to work properly

Happening is not bad enough
When is the next Black Plague

Something very evil is happening

youtube.com/watch?v=fYWWvSTQkNI&t=0s

South Africa's ruthlessly efficient fight against coronavirus
>South Africa's ruthlessly efficient fight against coronavirus
South Africa's ruthlessly efficient fight against coronavirus
>South Africa's ruthlessly efficient fight against coronavirus

bbc.com/news/world-africa-52125713

Please share cure chans. I’m done with the ugly chrona chan

Why are there always so many shills at the beginning of new threads

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INTERSTATE TRAVEL BAN FUCK YES
FUCK TOURISTS, FUCK SAXONY, FUCK WESTERNERS AND FUCK BERLINERS IN PARTICULAR

(Please come back once this is over and gibe money though, this is economic suicide)

ndr.de/nachrichten/mecklenburg-vorpommern/Wegen-Osterferien-MV-verstaerkt-Corona-Einreisekontrollen,coronavirus1140.html

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We have come to win

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Tl;dw

What made you do it bro?

Never because it's a bacterial disease that even a third world country can treat easily these days

Deep Dive into the coronacrap

youtube.com/watch?v=RkJELpndAOs

Why Austria, why?

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Fuck you
Don’t click on this shit

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China lied, humans died

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nothing burger

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Wrong. Plague needs to be treated within 24 hours or it has a 100% mortality rate.

Well that's too bad

Only if it infects your bloodstream. If it infects your lymph nodes(which is more common) it'll take a while longer to kill you.

Stay safe user.
I can't imagine how much harder is it to stop the spread in larger countries if even singapore can get to 1000+ cases.
Unless a country can test every citizen at once (which I doubt even this government can do) this will take a long time to end.

I was worried for a second that it was with bullets.

>Actually enough landmass for interstate travel
Lucky.

>bush

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Take the nothingburger pill.
>youtube.com/watch?v=d6MZy-2fcBw

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Why do you have this shit

29'24''

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Absolutely delicious you mean

Finally! Good luck hanz

What's the appeal for bush? It just looks bad if you don' shave it off or trim it.

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The better question is why does it exist

Antibiotics are easy to come by

That jew should be a magician or in the circus

This is at the very least an Economic disaster of epic proportions, worse than the Great Depression.
It is also re-ordering society.

Trump just got up in front of the Press today and said "I was the one to close the borders. We had bans, the best bans, back before bans were popular" AND NOT A SINGLE REPORTER WIGGED OUT AT HIM ABOUT IT.

This is a major fucking happening my dudette

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Kys

Not just the (rare) blood Plague, pneumonic plague kills after 24 hours untreated as well.
I only know this because China tried to cover up the first SARS-CoV-2 cases as pneumonic plague

Based pol pot

Edit or no edit she’s still fucking delicious
Please step on me Corona chan

The only tip I can give you is to not cook it. Just pet it and give it some food.

>cat pic
You’re alright user
Don’t go on /cvg/ tomorrow

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Yeah no, have you actually tried it before? It's hard on your tongue.

So it is a chip incoming.AI sounds more and more convincent.

It’s natural you faggot

fuck you

guys, anybody got the latest on number of urns from wuhan crematoriums?

>looks bad
I think it looks hot

Once it was realized that the dog videos stir up C/hina-hate, we've been getting an awful lot of dog videos.
asking the real question

90% of the Chinese nationals you see at your colleges and restaurants have eaten a dog that was tortured to death Fact.

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Will normies hate and discriminate against the Chinese after this is all over or they will try to protect them from "racism"?

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Only pedophiles don't like bush.

Bit of blood, but bright red. Could be worse.

Exactly this

Best thing is we are the only ones in germany doing it as a fuckhuge state with 1,8 mil inhabitants and only one thing coming close to be called a big city, this is going to save our asses

This incompetent opportunistic piece finally got something right

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Why do Chinese do this to dogs

I've been telling every normie that tried to whine about anti-chink rayceesm to me that he's facilitating Uyghur genocide and that shuts them up good

Based East German ghetto bro

It was always there but it gives them an excuse now.

There is a level of fear where the Normie will flip.
You are a man of culture so you understand this.

The Normie doesn't frame his world in facts, they frame it in emotion. They have to be told racism is bad in order to have a moral framework to understand the world.

This is an artificial condition, not that being racist is normal. But being so virulently anti-racist that you're willing to tell lies in order to appear anti-racist is NOT normal.

So the Normie is locked into a cognitive dissonance.

When cognitive dissonances are broken, it causes a mental storm. It has been called a Catharsis and a Primal Scream.

When you multiply a Primal Scream across a civilization, disaster results.

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We need to weaponize that somehow, after this is all over...

GET BCG VACCINE NOW IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!!!!

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That even works on lerridt

Inshallah. I hope this whole thing btfo boomers and leftist cesspools like nyc and california.

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Shaving is so time consuming and leaves stubble. Surely there's a better way? How do pornstars do it?

you ass

no

Based Africa has the strictest guidelines.

veet

If anything I think there will be a war that happens after this. The UK and US have already stated that China will face repercussions. I just wish this virus was big enough to take out a lot of Jews in cities like New York or Chicago or Los Angeles.

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fuck you

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will it get to 1.2mil in 24 hours?

>Virus infects bacteria, lives in guts indefinitely
>archive.is/CI9sO
This is garbage research and should be removed

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So you are telling when this catharsis surges in the West (USA, Europe) there will be so much hatred that WW3 is not a possibility but a reality?

Waxing removes hair, or use one of those UV epilator things, you use it a few times a week over time, and it slows the growth of hair in the affected area. After you've become effectively hairless, you only need to use it once a week or so to stay hairless.

Bastard

Based, redpill them on this shit

These retards are dying in London which accounts for half of our corona cases.
However bad it gets there’s always silver linings.

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