/cvg/ Corona Virus General - We're all fucked Edition #2876

Americans would do whatever the establishment tells them to do so you’re asking the wrong question.

Anybody else got their immunity certificate yet?

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hope you disinfected that pizza box first.

Fuck no. Amerifags know they'd lose.

Reminder to call your local politician and suggest them to buy face masks from Taiwan. Tell it to every businessman to stop sucking on the CCP.
Taiwan is 2nd largest face mask producer in the world and it pisses CCP off when we buy more from Taiwan.

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What's going on usanon

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that should be done to you, you little fucking gook piece of shit

Mutt's law.

Antibody-dependent enhancement of a virus in vivo is a meme, besides dengue.

Shut up chang

oyyy veyyyyy

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Fuck off.

Save us Cure-Chan!

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nice

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The dead will lie in heaps and feed the crows. All glory to the Great Goddess Corona.

CCP is Taiwan.

Virus don't mutate that fast, burguer

Still, do a liitle bit of research, k? There is already an older strain found in Ecuador, also I've seen here on Yas Forums that another strain was found in the US.

absolutely mind-blowing

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FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK JEWS
FUCK ASIANS
FUCK JANNIES
ALL MUST DIE

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How bad will it get?

Cope lardass.

REEEEEE Just hurry up and die you mutts i'm tired of posting this.

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>youtube.com/watch?v=FxXj0ZBk9Ag

You ready for a bunch of defective shit Russia? China just sent you a corona bomb.

There's nothing wrong with pachinko in moderation. Hence why it's a plague on this country. At least it lets the gooks take swipes at Japan and feel better about being gooks.

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Don’t talk to me nonwhite.

Die, Cure-chan! All hail Nurgle!

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"SAVE US, CURE-CHAN!"

who /quarantinecomfy/ here?

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What's Yas Forums general consesus on John Campbell?

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save us curechan!

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I can't wait to see how that will play out.

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This except fuck Americans too. Off yourself mutt.

Itll be worse than African crime soon

sadly coronachan wins out in the end.
if only save us curechan worked

>Putin prolongs paid work suspension until april 30, small business is to bend over and get fucked
>Moscow still isn't on Wuhan style lockdown
>4 confirmed cases in my city

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you may have already had it once.

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>china orders 100,000 bodybags

what
are
the
real
numbers?

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>finally no gif

Safe us, cure-chan!

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oven for you, kike rat.

>trusts chink numbers and WHO
Cringe angloid, fuck him.

I wish that dog was a woman hanging on a hook alive that I could fuck as she died and then bite off a chunk off her juicy looking body, the pain making it too great to stop me and do anything but scream in agony and pleasure mixed together

ALL CITIES REPORT IN

>WHICH CITY
>HOW BAD
>IS THERE A BOOGALOO

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Total hero

Ye. Off work almost 2 weeks and just laying back. I deserve it after busting my ass for wops

Chinks have hardly any nukes. They're England and France-tier.

US could basically ash heap all of China and China can just hit the shitty cities which will be full of Corona anyway.

China doesn’t need body bags, they have them. They placed the order to make people think it was around 100K

No, where's vaccine chan?

Oh fuck that sucks bro. I thought you guys were doing pretty well? How did it get it?

hes okay. believes chinas numbers lol. so makes assumptions based off those. also off the limited italy, spain, and french death rate.
i stopped following 2 weeks ago when he wouldnt disavow chinas numbers because 'my govt and govts around the world are using them'

Sauce plz

> 11
> 33
> 322

masons, everyone

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Proofs? Been out of the loop for a couple days.

Cure-Chan, save me not from Corona-chan, but from a possible death from Asbestos-san

Fuck jews and fuck mutts. I hope you're nuked.

>inside the mind of a mutt

Quit sucking mutt dick.

justa planning foh distant futura, don warry

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Americans are worse than all those.

they ordered at least 1 million 2 months ago at the start of all this in wuhan.

He is OK, good knowledge about the virus, no idea about international politics. I recommend to complement his teachings with styxhammer666.

>nice try, fbi

New lead->
Alcohol makes corona worse.
Alcohol affects macrophages specifically, in the gut and lungs specifically. Ethanol blocks AC7, which immune cells use for communication of some kind.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3040980/

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This.

People keep arguing that if governments don't do anything, millions will die.
The death toll is just 53k now.
Total nothingburger.

>Reminder to call your local politician and suggest them to buy face masks from Taiwan. Tell it to every businessman to stop sucking on the CCP.
>Taiwan is 2nd largest face mask producer in the world and it pisses CCP off when we buy more from Taiwan.
Based and Formosapilled
Heil to the Chinese Nationalists, fuck the CCP

Fuck isis also

Vancouver. The city's boarded up. Maybe there'll be a riot when people realize how bad it is here

Incorrect, Taiwan is true China.

>I thought you guys were doing pretty well?
I recently read a story of someone not getting tested for corona because they had no confirmed cases in their city and couldn't prove they had contact with someone, so they just got "flu" diagnosis kek
I guess good thing is that once there was confirmed case in our city the entire region went into self isolation mode

Americans
>start wars for Israel
>promote multiculturalism
>promote feminism
>promote faggotry and child trannies
>spread nigger worship through their media
>are mindless muttoid golems with adisgusting insectoid mentality and no culture or racial identity
The world would be so much betetr if they all died and theytook their disgusting degeneracy with them

>Quit sucking mutt dick.

Facts are facts, Wang Song.

Russia and US are the only nuclear powers that can actually extinction level a country.

China, UK, and France are defensive in nature.

Israel, Pakistan, India and now NK are also defensive, but less so.

youtube.com/watch?v=N0pyD8xs_Ek

my bad it was FEMA

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kinda cringe bro desu honestly

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Oh look some jealous euronigger

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THIS.
They all need to stop posting. I'm so fucking sick and tired of Amerimutts.

I was gonna ask why they'd order 100,000 bags from themselves.

Just woke up, how is the USA looking? Surely they flattened the curve and new cases are down?

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sup faggots *coof*

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>>>WHICH CITY
Tulsa, OK
>>HOW BAD
People still don't give a shit. Tulsa and surrounding cities in the country got put on "shelter in place" but white suburban people still carry on as usual.
>>IS THERE A BOOGALOO
There certainly fucking will be if we keep going at this rate

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?
duterte is a leftoid, not a mason

Save us cure chan!

Checked

This Cambodian need to get a pair of glasses

Can we run Americans off the board already?

Choke on a butter-covered deep fried twinkie you stupid faggot.

Curve status: flattening

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huffpost.com/entry/legal-sex-workers-denied-coronavirus-aid_n_5e86287ac5b6d302366ca912?utm_medium=facebook§ion=politics&utm_source=main_fb&ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063&utm_campaign=hp_fb_pages&fbclid=IwAR09MJjuE1RkC7C_WIqyTV1A7EYvGOvnUzYM6jKFZLFQJAPsRtcaB_Y6PwE&fbclid=IwAR3Sq-zKKWZIL0MUdm9Z_JE0ZwbyvNsQoz5RzdgEHO-DaO-BEG5cRl4mewk&guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZmFjZWJvb2suY29tLw&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAANB4Tc8EQrdV5Jg1t-vhLhkz4G6lXTKnEoc9Ic_K5nWohlucvQGF5cpkbp-GMqsIcZHvfnj-JtCFx1hJaOwbgOcVnBhcg3FEWTr9CI27HGep3I-r-BMyTdH7jl30Vp8QqBaWiHLEpBwAoUCiNyiunjS5PiJtfQd7_XRLyXaJgxYe

THOTS BTFO

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Goddamn bros, China's doing really well. 0 new cases today and only 35 yesterday!

SAVE US, CURE-CHAN

Based boomer Dr* who is good at explaining things to stupid people.

*Not a actually a medical doctor.

Who gives a fuck? Hope it keeps rising so their economy collapses.

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They are fucking cance and they don't even realize just how hated they are. Once they are gone they will merelybe remembered as the cesspit of humanity the most degenerate and depraved hypocritical pieces of shit to ever exist, without them even the Jews would be a mere nuisance.
The reason Americans never opposed jews is because they have the same racial characteristics, the only difference is that the average american is more violent due to their nigger blood.

Don't you have some nigger feet to lick mutt?

Another grorious day for china

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ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6383770/
>Cigarette Smoking-Mediated Macrophage Reprogramming: Mechanistic Insights and Therapeutic Implications

I just had to come in and post this.
So if this uses macrophages, it would explain why smokers are hit so hard. Also, I still belive the whole "Bacteriophages" shit that people kept talking about was a red herring so people wouldn't connect it to macrophages.

I have 2+ months of dry/canned/frozen. Should I save it and keep doing risky grocery runs or should I dig into it now since this thing will supposedly peak in the next few months? My fear is that ill use it all and in 2 months it might be harder to get food..so maybe I just save it until shit gets dire..idk boys

Mexico is lying in their numbers. The last two weeks we have had dozens and dozens of atypical pneumonia cases and deaths. Also, the daily numbers are... Not alarming, steady linear growth, not exponential. "We are following South Korea and China curve". Bullshit, We are getting chink'd by the new socialist government.

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Save us, Cure-Chan!

Yeah, those journalists were really hampering their recovery efforts.

MISSING
magically poof from thin air.

Him sucking off China is going to bite him hard.

He can't even put 2 and 2 together and realize China had 2 full months of uncontrolled spread because of their incompetent handling of the situation.

Of course a mutt would believe gook numbers.

rare

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Meanwhile on a grid scale that hasn't been manipulated

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why is /cvg/ better than /sci/?

Go on a last grocery run and buy food to last you 6 months then never go out again

Since Philippines is going to be a wasteland once this is over, which country is going to take over?

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A virus... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.

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That's what happens when you do an accident as big as this

>mexicans following quarantines
lol your government couldnt even stop the Sinaloa cartel from taking over a city, how can they stop this or expect the average mexican to listen.

>smokers hit hard
Fuck off tripfag

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Where's the finnbot when you need him?

I am so glad your country is the literal shithole of shithole countries. You deserve it all.

/sci/ is where the normies go, only the true geniuses are on /cvg/.
You can't have a genius without a touch of madness

Kek it only started in india, us and latin america. Gonna be a wild and cool ride

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Yes they cured it and won't see any more infected

hello fren, can you bless me with a slice of pizza and swig of coke? dog bless ameriga xD

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Fucking based as fuck. Muttblood discount kikes need to be wiped out. I want to kill at least ten myself.

Its a fucking bioweapon it literally doesn't matter at this point. We'd have to lock everyone on the planet in place for two months its so fucking contagious. The numbers don't even matter anymore. If not now, when. Thats all we have left.

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this is now the biggest HABBENIG since WWII.

>Choke on a butter-covered deep fried twinkie you stupid faggot.

I PREFER JUST DRINKING POPCORN BUTTER STRAIGHT. IT IS MY GOD GIVEN RIGHT.

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What I posted showed that new cases were slowing down. Think position-velocity-acceleration. You posted a graph on our position, which is still increasing dramatically. What I posted was our velocity, which shows we're decelerating in new cases.

It's not "manipulated", it's set to show exponential growth in a way that's easy to see visually so you can tell when the period of exponential growth ends.

>Staying with mommy in her spare room for the month long quarantine
>She is hassling me every single fucking day to go and look for work and getting me to apply online for shit

reeeeeeeeeeee theres no fucking jobs holy shit what a waste of time

still funny she was researching coronaviruses and bats and knew the dangers and yet still fucked up and got her and everyone sick researching it. Its more funny you can still find her on the university website but without a photo, yet her dissertations and papers are still on the web. Nice job covering it up CCP.

It would be great if I could read that graph, and if there's been new evidence that cigarette smokers aren't hit harder, I'd be happy to see it.

Save us cure chan

This, /sci/ is just a bunch of normies pretending to be smarr because muh degree. Met plenty of people like that in academia. They'll stumble on the simplest thing but the stick up their ass won't allow them to humble up

>China orders 100k bodybags

That should make you chuckle, that means that CCP wants to prop up their tired propaganda that deaths NATIONWIDE are less than 100k. LMAO can you imagine a nation comprised of 1 BILLION chinks that would not be obliterated by something as supremely capable as Corona-chan? Additionally, bodybags are a very western concept, they mean some dignity and respect for the dead, which of course chinks fundamentally lack. Chinks just pile them in the back of a garbage truck and empty it into a furnace.

So China is not using the bodybags, because it would be hilariously undercutting their actual dead, and because they ideologically do not need it.

What you posted was a grid scale that was widened at the bottom and squashed in places to make the curve flatter
Do you think people are blind and retarded?

SAVE US, CURE-CHAN!

>American talking about shithole countries
You ARE a shithole country.

JESUS CHRIST FUCK OFF

Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
Total nothing burger

/math/ is literally the smartest general on this entire site.

A great example of why I don't want socialized healthcare in America.

Yes, and far more people are going to die from it.

All because some retarded Chink ate uncooked bat asshole or another retarded Chink infected himself in a lab by accident (or variations of these).

Hahaha holy shit. She just shlurping on some salty corn syrup

>CHINKS STOLE OVER 730 MILLION MASKS WORLDWIDE

youtube.com/watch?v=0q7mv5HZkcM

>CHINKS STOLE OVER 730 MILLION MASKS WORLDWIDE

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So you're saying that these threads acomplish the bell curve?
~Fufufufufu

sci is overtaken by conspiracy theorists and nutjobs.
instead of fighting those, by writing lines and lines of text, a bunch of good sci posters just moved to somewhere else in the internet.

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Must just be a strange coincidence

Covid will kill 60++ million in a year

Save us, cure-chan!

hows the quarantine been going for you?

sure lil fren

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>POPCORN BUTTER
Is this like a homemade coconut or what is it?

That was really fucking lame.

even worse, hydrogenated fats