/cvg/ Corona Virus General - Death Bowl Edition

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The real euro cup is dead bodies and I am not seeing a lot of enthusiasm...

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Shiiiieeeeet

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So ILI was right. That was coronachan. We've probably all been infected once and are getting reinfected again by different mutations. LMAO
LMFAO!!!!! IF YOU HAD AN ESPECIALLY SHITTY FLU SINCE DECEMBER YOU'VE PROBABLY BEEN INFECTED LMFAO!!!! THIS IS SUCH A FUCKED UP VIRUS THIS IS DEFINITELY A FUCKING BIOWEAPON JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LMFAO

niiiiiiii/10

Dark horse countries for a final top 5
>India
>Pakistan
>Philippines
>Ecuador
>Nigeria
>Brazil
>Turkey
>Mexico
>Indonesia
>Canada
>Russia
>Argentina
>Egypt
>Poland
>Bangladesh

based

Maybe we deserve this

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Bongfag is slow

Over the past 24 hours, the U.S. reported 29,342 new cases of coronavirus and 1,004 new deaths, raising the total to 244,771 cases and 6,072 dead

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POST FUCKING FRANCE NOT ITALY/SPAIN!!!

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Beautiful

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>There is a war going on for your mind

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YOU DONT HAVE TO BELIEVE ME BUT MY ENTIRE FAMILY GOT SICK IN THE SAME WEEK IN JANUARY EVEN BOTH OF MY SISTERS CATS GOT PNUEMONIA AND THIS SHIT INFECTS CATS. IVE MET CORONACHAN!!!! SHES BEEN IN ME BOYS!

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THEY BROUGHT IT--THEY CAN KEEP IT!

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Pentagon and NATO commands / commanders will practice information denial against American civilians and civilians in NATO countries until those civilians demand war with China.
Trump announced this using the anti-Chinese jingoism strategy.
virus=warmonger hoax
it's neocon bullshit
same stuff we got after 9/11
youtube.com/watch?v=J9RJ74stJzc Christian Magic

Daily Reminder that this will be over by May.

“There’s no indication that the data that came out of China in terms of their infection rate and their death rate was falsified in any way,” Canada’s health minister Patty Hajdu says. She then accuses the reporter who asked about the data of “feeding into conspiracy theories.”

twitter.com/AndrewLawton/status/1245759909414739971

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Fake over hyped fear porn for the elite.
we have medicine
we have anti-bodies

still everyone freaking out and being forced to stay home. MAKES NO SENSE

>Infected: 1015877
>Dead: 53218
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic has been stuck 53218 for 4 days? 5 days?

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>>India
all my stimulus money is on the poos.

No, it won't. May will be peak is your country is doing well. The cases will decrease.

Check. ALSO NEVER FORGET THEY PUSHED THROUGH SUPER TUESDAY DURING A PANDEMIC!

339 billion confirmed in this prediction, that's certainly not fucking retarded

As I lie here and stare
The fabric starts to tear
It's far beyond repair
And I don't really care
As far as I have gone
I knew what side I'm on
But now I'm not so sure
The line begins to blur

Roll for Leafastan

I can believe either chinese incompetence in handling biohazard materials or chinese incompetence in food hygiene are to blame for the outbreak

The world's not going to end but Pakistan certainly is

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NGMI

Who will win the Corona Olympics

>That milk effect
Love it

Where are my Trumpbux?

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More people get mauled by wild dogs than die from COVID-19

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probably India, Brazil or Indonesia... but hard to say -- probably wont get any accurate data from them

youtube.com/watch?v=yjCbvDpHyZI

Explain this and the dozens of other videos like it. I am not a neocon and I despise unjust wars (i.e. every war in american history), but China may very well be spreading a bioweapon. They might be warmongering, but it's not a hoax.

youtube.com/watch?v=jVCQa0znGpM

People still die, but's stabilizing worldwide. Italy, Spain and the USA have it rough with hundreds of dead a day.

these lil’ tangs are hilarious, I want to take them up to a huge medieval catapult and put them on one at a time and launch them off a cliff one by one so that the others can all watch and I want to see if they realize that the other little monkeys are exploding in a red pulp against the rocks or if they all think it’s a fuckin game and laugh as they get shot into the stratosphere, if they can’t figure it out maybe we should try flinging them against a reinforced concrete wall 50 feet away
I love people and animals and kids and puppies and kittens but for SOME REASON these little motherfuckers fill me with malice and wrath
what happens if you drug him and surgically amputate that face foreskin with a box cutter while he’s asleep and leave it lying on the ground in front of him when he wakes up?
Does he start screaming or crying or does he pick it up and try to put it back on? Does he pick it up like a mindless imbecile and start eating it?
I want to feed him high calorie low protein junk food so his muscles wither and he gets so obese he can’t move around and then i would walk up to him and yell in his face and call him a lazy fat body monkey and then give him more comfort food to eat while I call him a red furry slug and spit in his food again and again
I want to know if an ape can cry

Do you guys think India is going to see an explosion in cases soon?

>tfw you have the slowest rate of growth of any large state
>tfw you were the first to enact a stay-at-home order
>tfw hospitals aren't being overrun...

Let me be clear: you faggots will NOT be allowed in when your states explode. We're doing better than any other state because we locked down EARLY. We SACRIFICED while you played with your guns and your micro-dicks. You will die with the rest of your inbred brethren. Only the strong survive.

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roll for my country

What is the difference between the S and L strains anyway?

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And die from diarrhea

Depends on their test capacity and how transparent they are.

global
53,216 deaths/212,991 recovered = 25% deathtoll

usa
6,088 deaths/10,403 recovered = .58521580313 = 59% deathtoll

worldometers.info/coronavirus/#countries

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the Happy End is that he is sedated and a penis chastity cage is locked onto his duck and balls and it is made of hardened steel and is too small so it’s always crushing his nuts and he keeps trying to pull it off but doing so would rip his dick and balls out by the roots
or his penis is sliced in half and he has to look sadly at the two sad halves of his penis poking at them with his big goofy monkey gorilla hands
I am the apepocalypse, I am the mechanism by which God makes His Will manifest in this corrupt and fallen world and I can assure you that God wants me to torture monkeys
small monkeys need to have their teeth pulled out with no anesthetic and have their fingernails pulled out one by one and then be slowly vivisection a bit at a time like you cut their penis mostly off but leave the nerves intact so they stare at it in horror wailing and lamenting, and then their intestines slowly unwound and put in a little cart that they have to drag around, eventually they have the top of their head removed and their brain exposed and they are encouraged to poke at their own exposed brain so we can laugh at them
he STOLE banana and you know what happens to ape who steal bananana? he gets more banana with needles and double edged razor blades in it, and he gets entire bunch of other banana in stuffed up in asshole one at a time.
we need to drug the apes, we need to get them addicted and not to stupid things, but to Krokodil
look your arm is just bones ape, lets cut your dick in half lengthwise own the middle

It probably has, we're just not told about it. Look at places like Ecuador, you'll have a good idea of how things are going in third world countries.

They are not. It's mostly due to a mutation that allowed the virus to cross species and infect humans. This happens all the time.

I feel bad for the dispatch guy on Brooklyn EMS and Fire scanner. Keeps asking over and over for medics but they're all busy.

>elderly with trouble breathing...
>need a medic...
>elderly trouble breathing...
>need a medic...

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Fucking REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Mfw Canada has 100's of deaths per day soon

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Place bets

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Should I buy a mask and get some supplies? TV is starting to spook me

They said it will be over by april at the last two months too, look at where we are now

Uh, it's deaths divided by cases which had an outcome, so the death rate is 20%. Still fucking high, mind you.

They should’ve taken hydroxychloroquine

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That's exactly not how you survive during the apocalypse.

link?

Oh Canada

Based on the image you've posted, S stands for Sex and L stands for Lewd.

You're welcome.

Mejico

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Kek

kek ,saved

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the reason it's a hoax, isn't because it's a fake virus. The virus is real, the reason it's a hoax is because we have now, hydrochloroquine and azithromiacin which cure it. We have the ability to take blood plasma and the antibodies, and use that to cure and vaccinate people immediately. But still, they're saying stay home, close down businesses, there's no vaccine until a year...

if they were honest, the world would be up and running like normal by now.

>tfw this user is probably right

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Spain will take the lead tomorrow

where's Gary?

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italy sorta locked down spain didnt. spains going to shift into over drive. that said both are still avoiding nursing home and normal home deaths from CV by about 4x

Can I get the mean, median and mode age of COVID 19 deaths in the USA?

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broadcastify.com/listen/feed/7392/web/?rl=rr

Sven.
Checkem

Ecuador

should've done that months ago.

see

Just collapse this fucking excuse of a country

What the fuck is wrong with you and what does this have to do with Coronavirus

Bodies in the street, people collapsing, public cremations in Ecuador
youtube.com/watch?v=5QHgqETq8Mg

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Last time I saw they were spraying people with bleach on the side of the road.

It's strange India hasn't been hit already

No

Hmmmm I see.

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Our home and shitty land

Also, she sounds like a valley girl.

They're still defending the WHO. We need these fuckmongrels out of parliament, NOW.

Stay home, wash your hands and disinfect anything you touch before washing hands if you left your home. Disinfect anything you bring from outside or quarantine it for 72h.