This is the most accurate political compass to date. So pol what are you?

This is the most accurate political compass to date. So pol what are you?

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Yeah dude, this is accurate. I literally consider myself all of these things and I am right down there. Maybe slightly more to the left but yeah basically. 10/10 meme if you made it yourself.

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I don't think Marx would qualify as libertarian left. He's in the auth section for sure. But yeah, IDK, that is nitpicky, I know

I like this one a lot. Mind if I save the image?

Damn bro, who asks for permission to save an image on an imageboard?

Yay i got the cool anarchist guy.

upvote

Conservative and fuck yall

safe it, it's all yours

found it on /his/ while taking a shit

>The Bitcoin zoomer
>Still wage fucking at a low paying job
Fuck this one hits too close to home

That's a good shit.

I’d maybe switch nazbol and chicom but overall seems fairly accurate

pure traditionalist

ephebophile here
But im more like a hebephile

isn't chinese communism more economically right than any leftist ideal?

PNG version plz

Theocrat should be all the way to the right, feudalist shouldnt be on the left side, and you should put "Strausserist" in place of "Chinese Communist". Other than that, it's got the broad strokes right.

White people.

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The Patriot

can u fix. im a dumb zoomer with 0 photoshop skills

I don't know anything about economics but I think we should genocide Jews, where do I land on the compass?

This is retarded. Monarchism can be in various places just like republicans can. Otherwise nice meme.

pick one

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It's flawed:

NazBol allowed to show hammer and sickle, but Nazi not allowed to show swastika.

Antifa in middle of authoritarianism dimension instead of the top row. Antifa is as authoritarian as it gets. They use organized violence to enforce their values.

Theocrat/conservative

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Nazi obviously

Natsoc is not left; it's basically a centrist

That's the gayest shit I've ever seen since school was closed.

Nazbol looks cooler than the Nazi I'm gonna go with Nazbol

there is not one thing in the right spot
how fucking retarded are you

best political compass
worst political compass

>Feudalist is upper left
I don't think you understand Feudalism user. It's closer to bottom middle-right. There isn't a state in Feudalism in the modern sense of the concept of the state. There is a guy and he lives somewhere with his private property. He's the strongest guy around in wealth and resources, so you have sworn him a payment for protection and commit resources and men (sometimes yourself) for his private army that he is expected to run personally. You have a similar arrangement on your private property, where you hire people for protection and then there are all these people who live on your land that work it and give you a cut for letting them live there without killing them. If anyone outside this system comes in and touches your shit, you make war with them for violating your NAP.

Leaving you niggers behind.

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The marxist should be moved one square up. No way can it be considered a libertarian left ideology.

but economics-wise it's more left than right no? since the feudal lord controls his economy in the sense of who works what

It has potential but honestly.. it's pretty fucking bad.

I am literally not on the map.

God awful

Nah

Feldgrau>black

centrist is all inaccurate apart from the patriot. seriously how is a central banker authleft

theocrat / nazi

Doesn’t account for those who think a system would be the best way to implement a private, separate system

Can't tell if made by boomer or bait

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Not any more than a company decides who works for them and what they do in the company. But as far as the day-in-day-out affairs of those under the lord, they're free from him. All they have to do is give him his cut. The idea of the modern state is that it's the collective, organized bureaucratically or by other similarly inorganic means, for the entire "realm", and everyone is engaged with it. Social security is both far more statist and socialist than a feudal economy.

Replace the chinese communist's position with that of the Nazi, and move the fascist's position to the old position of the Nazi. Also national populism is just wrong, national populism is also a third positionist ideology like Natsoc and fascism. Third positionists are always closer to the center and up.

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The environmentalist

what's your ideology? one can only fit so many on the squares provided. if it's too niche then that might be the problem

f00k. then what should be taken out for feudalism?

Feudalist should be in the center

conservative and nat populist should be swapped

Theocratic monarchist, but nazbal and chicom should be switched

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yeah switch marxist and antifa

antifaggots might use what you would call authoritarian tactics, but it's muddled because they're still anarchists and are more like an unwitting paramilitary asset to be used by different parts of the left which directs which side of the auth/liber spectrum they fall on

meanwhile most marxists are just deep cover tankies or academia nerds who definitely submit to authority when it's an institution they like

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You have no problem at this time and I wanna I love this app I wanna is a great app to play while I can go home now thanks love love it you have the best friend and you can make me wanna day you have to take care all the way day you have to take a look and then when you’re in a good mood and then when you’re in a good mood you’re going on the weekends and you can make a big decision on the day you go and then when you ask me what you wanna is the time I want you and you want me you to know I gotta was the time of time I wanna I love this app I wanna I was in love this place was always fun

cringe

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based

The Trotskyist looks like "It's Me, Eddie" Limonov

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save a compass meme, leave a compass meme

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I don't think feudalism will be possible again until after some kind of worldwide collapse, which has happened before (or at least collapse of an entire system, whose participants thought it was the entire world, like the Bronze Age Collapse). Statist societies tend to eat non-statist societies. I'm sure you can think of modern examples, but there are even ancient ones. The Warring States Period in China. The Qin state had its Legalist reforms and became as statist as an ancient state could be, complete with family members spying on each other for the state. Then, it was able to mobilize sufficient men and resources to conquer the other states and create the first imperial dynasty.

>>>>>>>>

What's the nazbol?

Guess I am a traditionalist.

checked
isn't feudalism essentially the same as monarchy? it doesn't need it's own spot
pretty good compass though desu

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Maybe that's more meaning absolutist monarchy, where the state has essentially eaten the feudal lords. Look at the Sun King.

ancap needs to be morbidly obese

i appreciate the effort of the person who this meme, but it's very flawed.

Bottom Row is fine
Environmentalist doesn't belong in the libertarian hemisphere.
Hippie should be further left.
Sovereign citizens should be in the bottom row, I guess switch it with cowboy cus that's pretty arbitrary and clearly filler.
Marxist obviously should be in the auth-left
I don't see why flip flopper is where it is tbqh
Why is alt right troll in quotes?
Theocrat and traditionalist should be switched
Feudalist makes no sense where it is.
Chinese communism is too loose to be on here
Same with monarchism, which is a government style not an ideology.

As an autist with a good understanding of politics, maybe I'll make my own of these

I'm a flip flopper :(

Cowboy desu.

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>Noooooo... Don't make me pick sides or take a stand on anything.

No geoist representation? all of these are fucked

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This is all I could be assed to do in paint. I fixed the four panels that were triggering me the most, but imo there isnt much difference between theocrats and traditionalists in regards to autocracy and economics - they should probably both be where the traditionalist is.

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Who's the kike with the glasses on the far left?

you right, we're probably past the point of no return for total collapse, feudalism is a dead system. Also the only reason I knew what you were talking about is because I follow kingdom

Monarchist.

>lol @ progressive
Nailed. It.

add the georgist

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thanks user