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PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpTweet: 30 DAYS TO SLOW THE SPREAD 4/2/20
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>Catholics for Trump Launch! 4/2/20
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>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/2/20
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>VP Pence on Bloomberg 4/2/20
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>2ndLady Karen on April's #MonthoftheMilitaryChild 4/2/20
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>LabSec Scalia on HughHewittShow 4/2/20
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>LabSec Scalia on FoxNews 4/2/20
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>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx @FoxNews Virtual Town Hall 4/2/20
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>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on DoctorOz 4/2/20
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>SG Adams @FoxNews Virtual Town Hall 4/2/20
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>America1stActionChair LindaMac on CNBC 4/2/20
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>CMSAdm Verma on FoxNews 4/2/20
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>NIAIDDir Fauci on CBSThisMorning 4/2/20
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>NIAIDDir Fauci on TODAY 4/2/20
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>SpoxVox: Message to American Citizens Who Are Currently Overseas 4/2/20
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>StateDeptVideo: Message to Americans Who are Still Abroad 4/2/20
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>StateDeptVideo: Efforts to Repatriate Americans 4/2/20
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MAGA

MAGA

USA USA USA

EVERYONE MUST BE INFECTED

GET FILTHY

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Literally made for BBQ.

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MAGA

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here's the population and date adjusted data for comparing the outrbreaks in each state that have gotten to a certain level of intensity (over 100 total deaths)
italy and spain are included for comparison to certain long-lasted and hard-hitting outbreaks

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MAGA

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here is the one for the sizable infected countries not including the US

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I WANT TO BELIEVE

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:3
0w0 w-what’s this?

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Also working on that United Russia poster.
I bet everyone FORGOT about last year in August..

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Based Boom

Death to chinks

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Judgement be upon you, faggots. Whatcha gonna do now?
Better burn those red hats. before they get you shat.

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stop falling for this shit u daft cunt

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>Kikebart pushing fake news again
Imagine my shark.

MAGA

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That NYT article entered uncomfortable territory...

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Hopefully President MAGA will make American Workers Competitive Again

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But hanks and dyke ellen are under house arrest

MAGA
Random question: do any anons know what the character limit is for a post on Yas Forums? I'm working on a 'Memefesto' but need to know how much text I can post before the system gives me the middle finger...and I'm too lazy to do tests myself.

Blue state governors and towns are closing parks and bathrooms to help stop the spread.

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why does the government not seize the hospitals from him and just open them? seriously, I would chain him to a pole in the outback so he could die of exhaustionn.

further why would austrailia let a chink buy hospitals. are they fucking stupid?

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What's her bra size?

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how the fuck did australia ever allow this in the first place

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Based asian user spreads CoronaChans love

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Sounds like a dark outcome

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interesting this hadn't come up at the daily presser

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,2000

soulless bug """people"""

>return home NOW so you can be quarantined and told what to do

cute. based brittanybro

>not counting the dead nigras in the Bronx.

Don't know if I should trust a meme flag faggot

>sidposting during the coronavirus
I loved her in Ice Age!

Hey! See you guys at 300!

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There's only one little hiccup with that solution though.

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>He’s handles this pandemic like a fucking moron. I have a hard time thinking even Bush would have been even close to this moronic.
Trump restricted travel from China (Schumer, Biden and a bunch of other low IQ leftists called it "racist") and assembled a Coronavirus task force (CNN complained it wasn't "diverse" enough) all the way back in January while Democrats were still obsessing 24/7 over their doomed sham impeachment and the WHO was telling everyone that Coronavirus wasn't transmissible between humans because China told them so.

Cope harder, retard.

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I want to suck on those tits so bad

so i'm guessing there's a high chance all those people that had a bad flu months ago had the virus already

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tagon and NATO commands / commanders will practice information denial against American civilians and civilians in NATO countries until those civilians demand war with China.
Trump announced this using the anti-Chinese jingoism strategy.
virus=warmonger hoax
it's neocon bullshit
same stuff we got after 9/11
youtube.com/watch?v=J9RJ74stJzc Christian Magic
This is the TJRW formula
TERROR
JINGOISM
REPRESSION

Chyna's been lying about their numbers for quite a long time too. I seriously doubt that the infection rate is 4% there, they just won't admit that they have had a lot of cases.

Fucking what lel they're just gonna keep all the Americans abroad? Just stick them in tents when they come back if they want to come back. It's not rocket science. People have a right to return to their home in their country.

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>*snibs u*
What do

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>it's all white men
They harped on the team makeup for what 5 days? Shit moves fast even when it's this boring as fuck quarantine arc

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DIOS MIO

Thank you, Based Tucker.

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There are so many sick people in where I live
I NEED HELP
I CAN'T FIND THEM
no one lying in the streets
no ambulances driving by like they did before
the virus broke three times a day minimum.
I AM SO SCARED
I think they are all GHOSTS
please send SCOOBY DOO AND THE GANG

AND STILL THOSE VOICES ARE CALLING FROM FAR AWAY (cuz everyone's supposed to stay apart or whatever)

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China would collapse

DON'T MAKE ME DO IT

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>/nu/pol refuses to check these numbers

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100%. It's why they had the "flu" but tested negative for flu A And B.

I wouldn't support a war with China unless whoever is controlling the Chinese ruling party was also a target. Also, I would want to participate.

Fuck you. My wife is a Chinese national with ties to the Chinese pharmaceutical industry because her family is quite successful in that business. Chinese-American Patriots For trump.

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They didn't count asymptomatic carriers.

>why does the government not seize the hospitals from him and just open them?
Ausfailia probably doesn't have a Defense Production Act equivalent.

I refuse to believe a country that had the cronulla riots so recently will take this sitting down. Though the aussies I’ve met over here have all been cucks and ugly girls, I swear the stereotype is a meme

kek if belgium gets past 0.01% death rate tomorrow it will be matching new york, which is horrifyingly awful
brussels deserves it for being what it is, but i really wan't expecting that to be the new york parallel in europe

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>People have a right to return to their home in their country.
no they don't

COOF on as many Jews as possible?

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>murders your intern before you can
Not today joe

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i knew someone who had it in early january. constant dry cough that would not go away. eventually had chest pains, too. their doctor didn't know what it was. they got over it in a few weeks

ok underiner

1) Extract saliva after taking salavation producing agents
2) Make salvation mixtures in spray bottles and heat spray bottles to good temp for promoting survival of cirus
3) Aerosolize mixture into air and on surfaces around places soon to be busy
3)???
4) Profit

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>people have a right
you have much to learn in the age of the coof

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I had a Coronavirus two years ago. Lasted for 2 months and came back 4 times. Thank God I’m immune now

>Americans have no right to be in America
Bro just like suspend all the constitution rights do real but not real because don't have

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That's good considering hotels are kicking foreigners out

Send them back like the norks did turning that faggot kid into a vegetable

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You and I are of the galaxy brain opinion that rights do not exist but the constitution guarantees that people can live in their country. That's what a country and citizenship is. Next you're gonna say that we're just gonna redistribute all the money and suspend peaceful assembly

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Trump just tweeted China did nothing wrong they're fabulous doing a great job handling this virus bigly.

p sure that's bioterz and a one way trip to the gulag without passing go

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>*slows the spread in your path*

wat do?

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It's the virus we need, not the one we deserve. Also death to almost everyone.

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Don't. The limit is 1900.

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your mom just tweeted that she's hosting a black gang bang party this weekend.

ny, based on current deaths vs reported cases, death rate is at 2.727%

bro just like keep the borders open bro based bro hurf durf blip borp gooba habba hiki pls fuck me glick glack customs is wack ebin MAGA

What a JOKE
Take the ATTENTION OFF MY BROTHERS NIPPLES

Cuomo works for CNN
CNN has been caught so many times helping with false flag reports
He claims he caught the virus shivered so much he broke his tooth.
He is staging his own FALSE FLAG
for attention.
If he was that sick his brother would be in full hazmat suit talking with him in the hospital.

BAN SLUT SHEATH PROTECTION! WE CAN'T HAVE IT DISTRACT FROM OUR DEFENSE PRODUCTION!

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>7-12 days with fever 99-102*
>vernors and wadur
>3 aspirin every 6 hrs to drop temp
I worked every day of it, none of my clients got sick, and the biggest pain in the ass was when it was nearing time to dose the fever would lead to a mild headache

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