/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2873 1 Million Subscribers Edition

OMG THE END IS NIGH

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How is chasing someone assault?

Cases and deaths are growing exponentially. Test kits are not. You're an actual brainlet if you think we're anywhere near a plateau. We're still months away from anything close to a peak.

And as always China can't keep a fucking line straight.

worldometers.info/coronavirus/ should I not use that one?

just a flu bro

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I’ve been searching YouTube and /an/ for days but can’t find anything so I’ll ask
Doesn’t anyone have any videos of orangoutangs being brutally killed or burned to death or crying or wailing or screaming?
I need to see apes suffering
YouTube has lots of videos of baby monkeys being killed and the mothers screaming but monkeys are trash and fuckshits, there’s one or two dead chimp baby videos but so few ones of apes being brutalized
I’m not satisfied with monkeys I need apes

Gonna need context, chief.

HOW DO WE PROTECT GREAT AMERICAN CHINESE IN THIS COUNTRY FROM HATE ATTACKS?

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based smackdown

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>What normal person would be that/this happy and smiling about deaths like this?
A nutjob who spent his life studying this stuff and finds it inappropriately interesting? He was in the Wikileaks telling everyone how much he loves Hilary.

Why is Bill chimping out about everyone needing to be quarantined for longer?

New York will be the end of us all.

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No because the youtube livestream is out of date. Keep using whatever you're using.

Youtube livestream is fun to have going on a spare monitor.

What happened to argiefag

Wtf man

Brazilian president and his supporters are urging to go back to work.

Cases are about to explode in the next few weeks, people want to go back next week. Bolsonaro wants to overthrow any local decision by liberating people to work normally.

It's going to be ugly here.

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>We're still months away from anything close to a peak.
>n-n-no I-I-I still get to be a NEET for months!
seethe

is Covid 18/19 the two L & S strains they’ve talked about?

Subhumans acting as per usual.

I would guess cause she doesn't have a mask?

>back to work
>neets

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He's out of commission after catching the virus. In an ICU right now.

He made the right choice. It IS a nothing burger and simply just the flu, bro.

Unconfirmed leaked documents from Canada show that our government has plans to keep the shutdown for 4 months to reduce spreading of the virus.

He disappeared like 7 threads ago

They're beating up some girl in a backstreet, then proceed to have a laugh about it.

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>declaring any European country to be turning the corner when half of them are finding uncounted deaths in nursing homes every other day
Yeah, totally sounds like things are settling down there.

lmao the N is empty at all hours now, the absolute fetid shantytown of Number trains

seems like you're the one seething

I can’t help it somebody posted a photo of a wheelbarrow full of baby orangoutangs and ever since I’ve been fantasizing about pushing it down a huge staircase

Thanks user i was worried about this virus.
But now i feel like everything will be good in one month and everything go back to normalcy and our economy will flourish again without passing through a long economic recession added to a geopolitical new cold war.

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peak coomer

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>go out into the plague lands to send a postal vote off in a mailbox
>wear mask, bandana over mask, glasses
>get it done in 7 seconds without touching anything and no one around
>
>people walking around everywhere with no social distancing
>no masks

Well, we have no hope.

deport them

>at home with abdominal pain, sore throat and slight fever
>wake up next day with difficult breathing
>walk a few meters before gasp for air
>decide to go to the hospital
>afraid of passing out in the car and crashing
>finally arrive in the hospital, heavy breathing and making noises
>"p-please help! i cant b-breath..."
>words barely get out of my mouth
>a hurried nurse pass near me
>"sorry, we are full..." she says, before rushing back inside
>fall to the ground weak, each gasp brings less and less oxygen
>vision is blurry, try to look around, only ghosts tossed around passed out or dying
>hear a white noise of mumbling and moaning
>think to myself "this is it, isnt it? what a way to die..."
>try to take the next breath, but body wont do it
>die.

Why is Chad so Chad?

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家賃すら払えない状態でマスク2枚?
政治家は我々日本人を殺す気しかないでしょ?
上級国民だけ残してあとは死ねとしか言ってないようにしか聞こえない。
他の国は最低の処置をしてるが日本は処置すらしない現状。
死を覚悟して生活してます

HOLY SHIT EVEN THE NIPS ARE WAKING UP

Bolsonaro is betting his whole reputation talking about this. His ministers are all getting away from him, and starting to disagree with him in public.

But he didn't do anything yet. He doesn't want to take responsibility. He also wants to take credit for the financial support that the congress proposed.

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Holy fuck! What's going on with Reddit these days?!

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context?
kinda cruel...

Right governments are having a hard time controlling the pandemic worldwide. Hang on tight.

They wear masks even when there's no virus going around (pollution), it's probably for some petty reason.

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Then why doesn't she coof and spit at them and on her hands and chase them away? Stand up for yourself, maskless girl!

Thankyou for clearing that up i was extremely confused and upset but now i feel alright.

Remember when we had more threads than dead, for quite a long time?
Those were the good days.

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Seems like his baking shift is 16:00-23:00 UTC.

Stop with the hospitals being empty everywhere meme, they appear empty because nobody goes there due to risk of being infected, and all areas treating patients are quarantine zones you can't see into.

>Dozens of Ambulances sitting around everywhere.
Yes, because for instance here in Sweden, if an ambulance has picked up a person with ILI symptoms, they have to disinfect the ambulance for a good 24 hours, and disinfect it, meaning every ambulance used will sit for at least 24 hours.

They're beating up the victim of a traffic accident.

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Look at yourself

Paid actor maybe

They were pissed when shimura died, now Abe fucked up big time and they're even more pissed lol.

This was the plan all along.
Take over Brazil and then destroy it from within.

why?

context of this new one?

>In hospital
>Already dying
>WUFlu is around
>Get tested
>Die
>Result comes back positive for WUFlu
>Chalk another one up

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hooahh dericiousu srow kill tastu so good

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Cope fag

They finally had enough of people running over crowds of people without repercussions.

>France
>Italy
>Germany
Not right wing in the least.

Lads, I think we’re screwed

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I am ready for Abe to ask me to come to Japan to repopulate the land after their old people and NEETS die

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He gets off on posting WEBMs without context, it gives him a sense of power and superiority. At least he provided something fascinating to watch though.

Even in liberal NYC most people I know IRL have nothing good to say about these fags. Even the "normal" jews

You’re a woman?

>he says this while NY is the hotspot of most infections in the US

uma delicia

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Fucking savage cunts, I swear to god they will all pay for this shit.

How long until martial law?

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whose plan?

>FIGHT DOG MEAT
well this guy's great at it

They are like dodo birds they have no fear because they have never had anything to be afraid of and are to stupid to be able to recognize a real threat. We just have to go through it people have to get sick and die and we will emerge stronger because those people will be less numerous and people like us will be more numerous.

Covid-18 has been around for 2 years. Came from nature.

Covid-19 has been around since last year. Came from a lab somewhere and is better at spreading than Covid-18 but less lethal than Covid-18.

>baker
Can we stop with this gay r*ddit /ptg/ lingo

She's getting fucking kicked in the stomach with high heels, ouch.

Report them, have them dragged away by coof stasi

Unironically a nothing burger unless you have underlying conditions. But please stay inside sheep.

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Even the secular Jews can't stand them, which tells you a lot.

They're currently fucking Israel about by spreading Corona everywhere.

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Try worldstar

I can be a woman for you, user

the fuck did i just watch?

that term is as old as the concept of "generals" itself you uppity newfag

This one I can give you something She's probably a mistress. When some Chinese women catch their husband having an affair they gather their cousins and proceed to lynching the poor girl instead of their man. There's tons of videos like this on the Chinese web.

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good

Kill yourselves for posting this

Half the US has underlying conditions you retard. Probably up to 2/3.

what was that about brain damage and coronavirus again?

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Ok ok that may be true.. but why is OP a faggot?

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>Underlying conditions
You mean like diabetes and obesity which accounts for the vast majority of Americans?

Good. Keep your women in check, your culture will stay strong.

And?

Is the good doctor still here?

>It's old. But I haven't taken new pictures of it recently. We're up to 266. And quite a few more deaths.
Doc, how long does it take for a person to die after they're put on a ventilator? Are they in pain?
What percentage of people who are put on a ventilator actually recover?

>Race riots: 4
lol, still only 4.
How many years has it been stuck at 4? Four decades? Five decades?

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Bout two wins weeks

Why not just powerspray disinfectant after each delivery then use again once it dries out? Though I guess Sweden has that luxury.

You are a well-adjusted member of society.

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Anyone else notice Youtube algorithm suggesting pro-chink videos? Doesn't matter what you've watched previously, all of a sudden there's a bunch of recommended videos that show chinks doing nice things and being friendly.

Really makes me rethink this whole racism thing, personally.

>6k

holy fuckerino

Yeah I noticed this too. I came back to 4/pol/ after years just for /cvg/, why are anons unironically using qboomer words now?

In china you have to take care of a person if you caused an accident, to avoid this they kill them.

Can I paint nitrile gloves black?

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>Paid actor maybe
No, just Ecuadorian.

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Fucker needs to stop after one. People do need to understand how fucking soulless Chinks are though.

Went outside today to inhale some fresh air

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And the southern fried chicken niggers & spics are final proof of this BS. This is simply a BMI problem & other health matters that can be solved. Others that are elderly could be isolated. The (((experts)) have been found out, watch them recoil when it all unravels.

Isn't that a P3 meme?

Keep inside then, fatass, and let the rest of us get on with our lives.

Generalizations are bad, but I hope you get the point. The issues in France, Italy and Germany are different and very complex. You need to calculate by the amount of people or per capita. Countries lead by right wing governments have a harder time coping with the situation. The USA is a prime example.