Are you ready?
-broke ass nigga
>not being essential and making 100k
Lol no shit...
>a cheeto
it's the perfect meme
lmao get a temp essential job then fag
Reality hasn’t hit me yet, or maybe I’m expecting all of this to go away really soon?
>not being homeless and going hungry to suffer to get closer to God
never gonna make it desu
I love how you bootlickers can't wait to suck more Jewish cock and ask for more kike cum.
It's almost like you ENJOY being enslaved.
Fuck off Diogenese
I just got a raise at work and I work from home so I'm comfy AF right now. And the goobment is paying me extra this month.
underrated
i'm essential and only make 50k
at least the Kennedy Center got $25m
35% of the Trumpbux goes directly to Mexican drug lords and the homeless problem in SF disappears overnight in "overdose~a~polusa".
Im a contractor - my entire line of work is based upon feast/famine periods so I have planned and adjusted accordingly. I will be fine.
>paying rent
I'm non-essential but was working from home before this all started
first image i laughed at in a while
>Kek
Making over 100k and receiving full pay to stay home and not work. Fucking essential cuck.
Ate shit for going to work for a utility while I could have had a more prestigious career. 14 years later:
-Shift Manager at Nuke plant
-285K min
-Essential service
> good luck out there...
But still Canadian
people will get 1200 dollars a month from now. they will owe 2 months in rent and bills not to mention all the jew landlords and companies adding late fees to everything plus interest.
This stimulus bill isn't going to do shit, instead they gave most of it to corporations as form of a bailout.
Our country is literally fucked.
2 outcomes will occur
1: Martial law and all pricing will be shut down
2: People don't get a break and mass revolts will occur.
I've been working this entire time because I'm not a fucking faggot.
They see him rollin they hatin patrolling they tryin to catch him ridin dirty
That's fine. When I get diabetes it will covered by the national healthcare system. Same with the scooter.
Your scooter gets covered by the national healthcare system too?
You're not even getting the money for 2-5 months.
I’m non-essential make 65k but still get paid for not doing shit. Stay jelly essential fags
>getting it 1 month from now
>getting it 2-5 months from now
WHICH IS IT
NO IM PAYING YOU, LAZY BITCH
KEK
>sucks to suck
Well I guess they’ll learn to have an emergency fund set aside for next time.
Thats what its for, retard.
Diogenes was homeless to get closer to dogs.
partially subsidized. My union health plan will pay for the rest. I get banged in the ass from taxes though. You Americans got me there. Money made over 150K is taxed at over 50%
>essential
>go to work
>roads empty, blow by the cops at 30mph over
>they do nothing, don't want to get corona'd
>go to work, hardly anyone there
>IT people are working from home. I.e. not working, browse internet chatroomdudes all day
>take 2 hour lunch breaks
>can't get laid off
>we're not cutting any time, not cutting any pay
>DCA my stonks and prepare for blast off in a few years
Feelsgoodman tbqh. You know maybe it wouldn't be so bad to
Lose a few people
Here and there
Just a few
>Paying rent
baka
>Rent
Sorry I dont get this poorfag thing youre speaking off
how mad would everyone be if UBI actually happened
They need to start distributing government cheese and food boxes.
kinda want it now ngl, free money is cash
because i spent my 1200 on firearms yes, yes i am
Praying
It's pretty amazing the US government wrote a 2.2 trillion dollar check (in reality it was more like 4 trillion with that fed shit)
Enough to give every person ~15,000$.
A family of four would get ~45,000$
Yet Americans bend over to corporations and take a SINGLE 1200$ check. Remember when we were supposed to get two?
Hope you used lube for that giant corporate cock.
I will never understand how people will just allow them to do this?
> Needing more than 1k to live for a month
try budgeting
2 hrs of paint well spent
But user the corporations promised they’d hire people and definitely wouldn’t just use the money for stock buybacks and acquisitions/mergers
Bro rent for a 1 bedroom apartment is 1k at LEAST where I live
I know this is sarcasm, but what would stimulate the economy more? Two months of bills for a giant business? Or 15,000$ per person?
Did you try not living in a metropolitan overpriced shack?
1k might buy you lunch in California. Or a studio apartment with no pets in a bad part of town.
In Monterrey rent is ~2000 for a 1 bed.
> w-w-what do you mean my life has become worthless?
Spend all that cash on a coffin for your festering neighbors, or enjoy the stench.
this
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SOCIALIST COMMIE GET A BETTER GOVERNMENT IF YOU CAN'T PAY RENT YOU ARE JUST A LAZY FAGGOT WHO WANTS TO STAY HOME FOR FREE AND FREEDOM IS NOT FREE
BACK IN MY DAY DURING THE BLACK PLAGUE AND GREAT DEPRESSION WE ATE SHIT AND LIVED IN A FUCKING HOLLOWED OUT TREE
Based.
>Americans bragging about how many fake muttbux they make a year when their taxes are going to increase because of the amount of niggers applying for disability and welfare
Join the military, user. Thats what they want you to do. Besides, we need jarheads for the coming world war.
This but it's only canadian dollars.
It was that streetshitter faggot buddha.
>Get listed as essential
>Use it as a free pass to travel while the roads are empty
>Call in sick so I get 2 weeks free pay
>Go chill at the lake with a six pack
>Police don't do shit, I got the right loiscense
>Seething normies gobbing up MSM drivel as I drive past music blasting
>The have to clap for me like muh NHS if I flash my work permit
Not gonna like, wagies time to shine right now lads
move then, you fucking pretentious cunt.
I'm sitting NICE, my place is 45min from Chicago, 650 a month rent 1bdrm and no niggers in sight. you're dumb to pay that much to live somewhere you don't even own
I agree Max UI to sit at home and rate roasties like its 2010... thank you god. Kill more boomers for free land prices.
....you know who else is “essential” .... cashiers at faggotmart... just saying
Don't be obtuse, user. Unless you have an alloidial title, signed by a president, you're just a renter too.
Think not? Don't pay your property tax or mortgage and YOU TOO will get evicted.
I'm surprised we didn't have riots in 2008 the first time "Mass Evictions" took place. Remember 2008?
All tax is theft if it's not by immediate choice. Consumption tax and certain infrastructure taxes**(Import, Duties, and voluntary licensure,) may be beneficial, but there lies the slippery slope of loss of rights.(property,travel,LIVING without paying a middleman)
200 years ago we had that... how far we've fallen.
>inb4 Lolbertarian