>Victoria has amended their social distancing rules to clearly allow partners who live in different houses to visit each other.
>Under the changes, a person may now leave the house "to visit a person with whom they are in an intimate personal relationship". The amendment has been added under the more general allowance for "leaving the premises for care and other compassionate reasons".
now you Sudanese can bum each other again
Australia can suck my dick
>t.
we already do, along with every other western nation
>GAS THE CHINKS EDITION
Based
Fuck china
Is centrelink down?
the app just finished installing, hmm not too shabby
it's never up
Unironically learning mandarin this lockdown.
I'd hate to be left out this decade
>a person may now leave the house "to visit a person with whom they are in an intimate personal relationship"
so the tinder thots are back in business?
how many weeks before normies start breaking lockdown and riots start?
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I never noticed before, but scomo says 'au' wrong when he's reading out urls
What are some good Aussie beers to try during is lockdown shit.
Vanilla Coke
bush chook is the only choice
young henrys newtowner is good if you wanna splash the cash
if you're on an extreme budget ALDI sell cheap as fuck beers (Rivets, blue box.. full 24 cans full strenght 28 bucks) ALDI have a pure blonde clone 30 bucks a case, etc
otherwise go to Big W get yourself a Coopers homebrew kit and make some
sobriety
>coopers extra stout
When?
Why the duck is the airtrain running to Bris airport if we have shut the qld border and cunts entering have tp self quarantine?
It mostly empty at the best of times.
Who is getting in and not being escorted to their lock down pad?
to the cunt who thinks im dhs user, i work for westpack dumb cunt. stop being a paranoid fuck wit just because some guy trolled you ages back, you utter fucking skitzo cunt
>we have the best testing in the world in Australia
hahahahaha
New phone?
It just went back into town.
Didn't see it go past last week.
Now every fuckin break I get it's going past.
i didnt watch, what type of lockdown did they mention? i thought we were flattening the curve
Hypo auto correct.
Fuck it all.
>gas the chinks
nice fanfic you vegemite faggot
Is the CMO wearing a wig?
>the south will rise again.
Bwahahahahaha
>jobkeepers being told no money to pay them now from their employers
hahaha wagies btfo
>not using this as an opportunity to redpill normies on the chink menace
Any Australian golden ale
Nah m8.
It's going strong here.
Even the old nanas are ready to join the lynch mob.
>Doing extract brewing...
Kill yourself
scomo just told international students who want a handout to fuck off home if they cant support themselves here
Based scomo
cider kits are the tits for newbies wanting cheap piss , just quadruple the sugar
Lmao kinda based
LMAO get fucked kike landlords.
Cheers
Many landlords doing the right thing, sensible arrangements. I think he is jsut talking about places of business not NEETs.
FREEEEEEEDOOOOM
>nobody else in the world has been doing testing like we have
Is he right lads? I hope he is
this cunt didnt wanna say chinese are liars. He brought up the USA instead.
pathetic
Looks like Queensland will get hit hard in a week or two
I'm trying. Most of the boomers here are so set in their shitty 1960's peace and love bullshit though. Any attempt to even slightly red pill them on the Chinese is met with "that's just a racist Murdoch lie" or "I have Chinese neighbours, they're lovely".
Fuck boomers so much.
By what
oy vey the 6 million australians
No use telling landlords to 'do the right thing' when the majority of the landlords in the cities are fucking chink scum.
only 90 days of lockdown left
Never forget who caused all this shit...
And the rest is will go until there is a vaccine and you will have to take it
Reminder - the only reason we're in lockdown is so Boomers can grave dodge.
And with that it's time for your Daily Reminder that Boomers are scum and everything wrong with Australia.
Let's hope the boomerflu kills them all!
It's also time for another Reminder that Unchecked Migration is Generational Genocide.
Recreational fishing, boating, hunting, golf, and more, now all banned in Victoria.
Barely any mention in the media, to keep people from freaking out and rioting.
At the same time, commie faggot Daniel Andrews telling people it is OK to crowd into trains, and telling people that they are selfish if they wear a mask, and to not wear masks in public.
Why can't you go fishing by yourself? Seems like the thing to be doing
No one rioted when the gun grab happened. Australians will never riot we are naturally bootlickers
>fishing and hunting banned
wut?
I can't even go innawoods by myself? Who am I gonna infect/get infected by?
what about sustenance fishing and hunting? its not recreational when you need to eat
>"NO SOCIALISING BUT GEt ON CROWDED PUBLIC TRANSPORT TO GO TO WORK ESSENTIAL WORKER
It agenda 21 They have meatless meat for you to eat
Corona virus is a grab for your freedom. Nothing to do with virus.
They'll take as much as they can get away with
WTF are you talking about spastic, he said it is until October AT LEAST! In other words, 18 months until they might start drip feeding liberties back to us, at which point everyone will be mentally fucked, and will actually thank the government for being so magnanimous.
>>nobody else in the world has been doing testing like we have
>Is he right lads? I hope he is
Theyve been turning away everyone from the start.
You only get tested if you have direct connection to confirmed infected person and have just returned from overseas.
Interviews with pissed off people who couldnt get tests and video of aussies furious after lining up for 4 hours for tests.
>They'll take as much as they can get away with
there is literally nothing to stop them grabbing, Why would they stop? can someone explain why they would stop
So the same worthless faggots who were telling people to hug strangers in Chinatown are now going to save us all. Fuck this country and all the normies in it.
we were mentally fucked long before this
>Reminder - the only reason we're in lockdown is so Boomers can grave dodge.
So why did that baby die you boomer obsessed cunt?
Bush chook is now chink owned along with VB
?
NSW Police Commisioner said yesterday that the lockdown would probably end in June.
Who else here on SSRIs.
clomipramine and olanzapine masterrace
Yep.
Remember the onions burger meatless push last year?
Lefties have always hated hunting and fishing
Looks like there's still some actual Aussies in Pozzbourne.
Normally I barely talk to anyone in the office and spend most of my free time at home and I'm already going a little crazy. Normies will have completely lost it before the end of the month.
Based. Fuck chinks
Whilst Boomers may be scum this is not about them. It is about letting the plebs know their place. Now you can't even leave your home without an excuse. This has nothing to do with public health either. This is a medical 9/11 and will be used to change society the same way.
>So why did that baby die you boomer obsessed cunt?
Most likely because of poor sanitation, ask yourself how the baby got it in the first place as nearly all the carriers are traveller boomers, chicks, cruise boomers and nurses.
