/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2871 Updated numbers edition

Second time baking, pls no bully
► Detected: 1,015,059 (+79,890) ► Died: 53,167 (+5,975)

— 4.2 billion people put under lockdown —
— 206 countries and territories infected —
— 2.8x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 2,856 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
Under 1 year old in the US dies to coronavirus
archive.is/5KukH

US intelligence says China concealed cases and deaths
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Jew arrested for hoarding supplies, price gouging, coughing on FBI
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Brazil confirms first indigenous COVID case in the Amazon
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COVID-associated acute bleeding necrotizing brain damage
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>RESEARCH
Virus infects bacteria, lives in guts indefinitely
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17 year old in the US dies after being denied treatment
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Coronavirus is airborne, WHO officials confirm
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Rapidly mutating
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Patients remain on ICU for 20 days on artificial ventilation
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>REMINDER
Olympics for 2020 cancelled, postponed until 2021
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China covering up "second wave" of infections
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UK doesn't report deaths outside hospitals
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China province covers up "viral pneumonia" explosion
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H1N1 estimates took confirmed deaths and multiplied by 15
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>LIVE
youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw&feature=youtu.be

>LATEST CASES
20:19: 254 new cases and 7 new deaths in Poland.
20:17: 128 new cases and 3 new deaths in Pakistan.
20:09: 1,228 new cases and 32 new deaths in Massachusetts.
19:56: 414 new cases and 2 new deaths in Israel.
19:52: 979 new cases and 55 new deaths in Brazil.
19:49: 267 new cases and 27 new deaths in Connecticut.

>SOURCES
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Rejoice!

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>(+79,890)
FUCK FUCK MOTHERFUCKER

>Tfw I'm the one that suggested making corona-chan pregnant for 1Mil
>Tfw I replied to that post as a joke and got trips

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I was hoping we could get above 100k dead this week, doesn't look feasible. SAD!

Finally hit the big (official) mil?

Thanks for recommends. Need more please.

Here's an OC as payment.

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The new baker is good shame that argie bro died from the virus

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Many such cases

A fine bake, smells like momma's cooking.

Is it over?

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Sweetness and lightning.

Guys help me. This chloroquine suppository tablets aren't working for me.

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Needs an update for today.
Where are you, Brit user?

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Nowhere close. Things will only accelerate from here on out.
I'd predict 2mil by Apr.14-15

fixed some frames of her that were fucked

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It's only beginning.

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Thank you based tripanon

Tfw no corona chan plague doctor greentexts

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Did you take enough?

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anybody have the rest of these?

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Wait, fuck, is that seriously top 10 causes of daily deaths?
That wasn't in earlier pics, but fucking hell, we're seriously top 10 death cause worldwide right now?

Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan

Svenbro you were right.
We’re in the second wave and the third is going to be disasterous.

he said tomorrow
#lazy

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I guess so.
We're really in for the wild ride, aren't we?

Do you want lewd or not? Writefag is probably listening

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something's wrong with her hair though

How is Italy? Are their curve flattening?

You did good user.

Literally just starting

>2856 strains
Is that bad?

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Italy seems to be decelerating.
>Inb4 pump eet

lombardy is improving but the south isn't

Blonde or Black /cvg/?

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Top 5 now mate.

It's fucking glorious.

Thanks bros. I update infected, deaths and strains mostly right? I dunno when to add news stories or if they are worthy enough

LEWD i am doctor corona virus greentext

Can someone explain how New York has 10x infected as California or Illinois? I'd expect this to infect the West coast more than the East coast.

Did you forget to buttchug the vodka to help the suppository make it to your bloodstream?

yes, assuming they are still able to count their dead

Indeed. It really is happening, and it's almost scary how little you see that phrase now when it's actually happening.

youtube.com/watch?v=u-8kmPJKGgM

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it doubled after 7 days from 500k
So in 2,5 months its over.
How do you think it will play out in 2 months.
Im prepped from january and wait for shit to collapse

It's fearmongering.

There are still only two strains S and L all the other strains are minor mutations that do not affect the virus

Trump was being a Doomer on meeting yesterday saying "It's going to be an awful 2 weeks". A week ago he was saying we would be over it by Easter. New York is going to fall. They need to shut down the ways out.

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public transit and cabs

HPV has been around for millennia at least and there are only about 400 strains. This thing has been around for 6 months and there are about 3000.

New strain of COVID-19 found to be OLDER with fewer mutations that the original in China. Seeding the population?
Genome – The Universidad de San Francisco de Quito has sequenced a strain of COVID-19 which was taken from a Dutch tourist, the first patient in Quito. Researchers can learn about the aggressiveness of this strain which is circulating in Ecuador, is older than, and with fewer mutations than the original in China. It is also different from the strains in Italy and Spain. The strain has been named “hCoV19/Ecuador/HEE_01/2020.”
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we are doomed i think

not bad.

And christian one fights christian two
And nations sigh, yet nothing do
And yellow men great power gain
From mighty bear with whom they've lain.

These mighty tyrants will fail to do
They fail to split the world in two.
But from their acts a danger bred
An ague - leaving many dead.
And physics find no remedy
For this is worse than leprosy.

Oh many signs for all to see
The truth of this true prophecy.
- Mother Shipton
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yfw some old hag from the 1600s predicted corona-chan

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Think about it. Used to live in NY before I moved to Iowa, the city's dense, and people just coof all day long. Plus, all the smog doesn't help, and at least it's sunny in Cali

Okay, I'm sure whenever he gets back he'll work on it. I have a feeling he's baking something at the moment

who knows, the most probable theory is that new york had multiple corona entries from abroad.
their strain came from iran, so it is kinda weird that west coast didnt start earlier with chinese travelers

nobody wants to admit it once it's at their door

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Hey man, hate to do this to you. Wife caught the virus so i gotta quarantine for 2 weeks, is that ok?

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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I just noticed, fixing it

They are under reporting.

archive.is/zWJw1

So now that this shit is done and over pretty much in the U.S., how would you guys rate this happening on a scale of 1-10?

South got hit later, no? With this disease, we are looking back. So they may slow in 2 weeks.
Good news.

>minor mutations
Yes, and no. The flu, when it mutates, has a divergence of the previous strain of about 0.02.
This however, has a divergence of 2-10 at times, and with the flu, in nextstrain, there's 2200 different strains/mutations.
This has 2800 already. It already has more different strains than the flu has had in total, since we started recording data.

Corona chan is in 5th place now, most impressive.

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Stfu swed bro with your bullshit we all know that Chinese dont burn the bodies they just bury them like the bird flu outbreak happening rn

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Why not both? at the same time. Twincest.

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(S)mall and (L)arge? Which one if I want a coof and not the full Chinky treatment?

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New Yorkers ride a crowded subway to work

If you mean by positive cases so far, then yes. We'll need to see if they can continue to improve by next week or two. Otherwise, if southern Italy gets hit hard like Lombardy, shit will hit the fan again.

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youtube.com/watch?v=cqb3NSiSwoc

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Wrong webm phone poster

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Quarantine theme
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Vaccine is on the way, lads. Calm down and carry on doing your NEET things.

Call the next 1 million fans of Corona Chan edition. But otherwise good bake man.

in 4 months only even, flu comes back every months,its pretty much unreal a vaccine to exist against this

context?

Okay but what's the worse case scenario with this thing mutating? If it becomes deadlier doesnt that slow the spread more?

that's fucking terrifying
worse than leprosy? we're all gonna die. holy shit.

Turtles really pee a lot when you pick them up. You have to remove your pants and shoes after you pick them up out of traffic.

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1510 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 132 NEW CASES AND 13 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
>1510 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 132 NEW CASES AND 13 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
1510 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 132 NEW CASES AND 13 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
>1510 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 132 NEW CASES AND 13 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
1510 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 132 NEW CASES AND 13 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
>1510 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 132 NEW CASES AND 13 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
1510 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 132 NEW CASES AND 13 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
>1510 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 132 NEW CASES AND 13 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
1510 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 132 NEW CASES AND 13 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
>1510 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 132 NEW CASES AND 13 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.

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Jesus Christ, these /cvg/'s are getting really lazy.

Seriously no news on the collapse of Ecuador? Its like the same spam over and over again, keep up to date on the news if youre going to continue making these threads. In the grand scheme of things, no one cares about one retard hoarding supplies when theres much bigger shit going on, keep up.

God, I'm still struggling to come to terms with the ramifications of my actions. At least I wasn't enough of a fool to suggest futa.

Bros, I...

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more of an S guy myself

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Magi
Super wholesome main character and great world and story. Super good

Yuru Yuri
Funny lesbians doing fun shit

Nichijou
THE comfy/funny anime

>Vaccine is on the way, lads.
That will become like "the war will be over by Christmas".

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No, actually i saw a research in february was saying that they believe it was getting more contagious AND deadly, a research in last month also said it was just getting more contagious and also deadly because it was getting more affinity with our ACE2 from waht i understood from that paper

Based AJ.

The coronavirus has a built in protection (of which i totally have forgotten the scientific name of ) that protects itself from changing too much, something the various infuenza viruses don't have.

bazed
add these other two
youtube.com/watch?v=jVCQa0znGpM
youtube.com/watch?v=WLLE_PvJ5mY

>Vaccine is on the way
ETA 1 year at the earliest, faggit. Injecting yourself with anything before that means it wasn't tested properly.

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Buddy its my second time baking

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It seems like the old bakers gave it up for some reason. there's also not as much interest now that literally every other thread is also about corona. rip /cvg/

I mean the definition of Pandemic bro. Its going everywhere.

Argiebro is schleep, we've got a temp on the job. Cut him some slack. Live updates are hard you know.
t. Radioanon who's had to give an update every 30mins for the last 9 days

>tfw no longer quarantined

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Not if it mantains the long asymptomatic phase.

blonde

S it is.

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>132 NEW CASES AND 13 NEW DEATHS
>132 NEW CASES
yeah sure...
thoughts and prayers to you my frend

We need new sources, these are from early March. Has there really been nothing noteworthy since?

So, is the US going to bomb china or what?

Bird flu still exists and comes back in waves, like now, so they have to cull ridiculous numbers of birdos. Instead of being slightly humane and gassing them all first they just bury them alive in huge pits. Sometimes the 'farmers' literally go around with weapons chopping at them until they're all dead, if it's larger adult birds. Fucking evil shit.

Its called Hanson's disease. Get it it right.

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does the protection make it unable to mutate in ways to get more affinity with certain aspects it already have? Because its what i've been seeing in some research

It's going to take at least a year to get through trials and maybe longer depending on manufacturing capabilities and material availability.

Cut the lad some slack, the numbers are on point.

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it's ok bakerbro. fuck that hater

y'all hangin in there, wagecucks?

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A frame and some were fucky, this should be enough
Regret turning all the frames to gif before noticing these things desu

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