Can we have a revolution already?

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'Chyea

It's my buddy Charlie, he was trying to impress a girl but ended up kissing a lifeguard

STAY OUT OF MALIBU, DEADBEAT!

What the fuck is more "distant" than being alone in the fucking ocean

Are they claiming that a man can coof on the sea and it will spread along the coasts for miles? Cops are fucking useless

>hey you! YOU THERE! You alone in the ocean! Get back on land with everyone else for the sake of social distancing!

>social distancing
>only person out in the water.

If anything the officers arent practicing social distancing.

Nigga is in the ocean, he's about as distant as he can get.

>arrested for ignoring orders to distance yourself from others
>While paddling out into the fucking ocean
Not sure I understand the logic here

If one guy gets away with it everyone will

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good, paddleboards are sohyboi

I guess you have to save the heckin fishies

>"Celebrities and politicians aren't allowed to have fun so now neither are you!"

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What's wrong? He must be at home.

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also, anything below the tidal line they cant force you to do anything, he will win a fight against it if he knows coastal/maritime law

India has 1.4 billion people yet only 2,000 cases.

America has 300,000 people and 250,000 cases.

And the Masonic Organ Farm known as 'Syria' has less than 20.

This is clearly an intelligence operation we're witnessing.

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I'm ready when you are.

*300 million

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Godamnit - where is the fabled Yas Forums army now that we really need it? The Chinese are pushing the COVID narrative and the whole world is against us. It won't stop with the US. Get off this forum and mass for win.

>EAT THE BUGS
>GET IN THE POD
>DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
>STAY 6 FEET+ AWAY FROM OTHERS

I'm not fucking CATTLE

Should have just stayed home and paddleboarded in the bathtub like I am.

bcg vaccine... no testing...they are immune because they live in filth... they are skinny.. they don't all have diabetes and heart conditions... lots of curry...

Isn't out on the ocean a social distance?

Yes, you are.

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California is a shithole

They don't want people to think of different ways to have fun, they want to see how long they can force us to stay indoors using only a fake story and scare tactics. Influencing us to willingly chip ourselves is the ultimate goal.

Paddle boarders REVOLT!

Damn it people, stay in your houses and BREED!!!

Forced to leave solitude and into a cage with 40 other men , because being alone out in the ocean is a place he could get infected

Why are "authorities" always autistic in these cases while they look the other way when a homeless nigger steals something?

Bottom of the barrel.
Kinda like realtors

What is the number of people tested? Anybody gives a fuck about pneumonia in Syria?

They were covering for the recession that was due.

So are we officially slaves now or what
Alex Jones 'prison planet' rants seem more true by the day

>logic
>california
that's not how it works.

It's not about distancing at all but control. The entire point is to control you. The whole idea behind social distancing and increased online activities (work from home, virtual classrooms, etc.) is to fray the bonds of actual human connection. When people become disconnected from each other they can't band together to fight back.

It's not about that one guy, it's about all the others who'll go once 1 person is allowed to.

What makes him special?

No 5G in India
Superpower status on hold

Sure, just start shooting.

Is the coronavirus a meme to control us? Or is it a meme and a deadly virus?

The entire US population will go paddling in Malibu, if he's not harshly punished!

Go back to the valley, mannnn.

honestly lame af

yes, we're slaves
qtards are partially responsible

And people wonder why America is doing so badly.

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MALIBU BEACH IS ON LOCKDOWN

SUBMARINES SUBMERGED

US NAVY SEALS

US ARMY BOYS IN BLACKED OUT FORD RAPTORS

GONNA FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCK 48 NAKED NIGGERS

RAM RANCH COWBOYS ARE UNDER SIEGE AT MALIBU BEACH

Well, this world is not what it appears first of all.
But your point is incredibly valid, Sir.

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lol i was at the beach in malibu today. fucking park rangers everywhere making sure no one gets on the beach or water.

FOR YOUR SAFETY NOW GET BACK IN YOUR CAGIE

This. And it makes me fucking laugh, because no one gives af.
I drive around everyday, stores are still fucking open, lol people everywhere.
The "Masters" have lost the plot, lol, and the herd.

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Go out and get sick then, schizo.

Take your meds, schizo.

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>What the fuck is more "distant" than being alone in the fucking ocean
Imagine being this stupid if you allow this people will start doing the same and even that isn't a problem, some people here have tried to escape to the woods and then got injured so they have to go to hospitals and use unnecessary man power you fucktard

>I'm an alphabet nigger: the post.
Neck yourself, faggot.

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They also wanna distract you while they pass EARN IT. Haven't heard a peep about it anywhere.

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you see, here in burgerland the burgers think you should be able to do anything because this is what the founding fathers were think of by your free-dumbs and you're special too

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Jesus Christ. You can't be more socially distant than when you're alone in the middle of the water.

And
this
and
THIS

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He's just trying to keep safe from riotous negroes

Then stop rescuing stupid people.
But preventing people from doing totally harmless things is just retarded.
This thing won't be over too soon, help people cope, not antagonize them out of sheer autism.

This

Lol pick one

>t. someone who’s only ever been to LA
eat shit, nerd. CA is beautiful.

this summers going to suck

What you see is no more than 5% of hard headed and contrarians. People are terrified.

Or just efficacy in testing practices.