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Can we have a revolution already?
Jason Rogers
Joshua Jenkins
'Chyea
Owen Torres
It's my buddy Charlie, he was trying to impress a girl but ended up kissing a lifeguard
Sebastian Edwards
STAY OUT OF MALIBU, DEADBEAT!
Angel Foster
What the fuck is more "distant" than being alone in the fucking ocean
Ian Carter
Are they claiming that a man can coof on the sea and it will spread along the coasts for miles? Cops are fucking useless
James Scott
>hey you! YOU THERE! You alone in the ocean! Get back on land with everyone else for the sake of social distancing!
Tyler Howard
>social distancing
>only person out in the water.
If anything the officers arent practicing social distancing.
Eli Ward
Nigga is in the ocean, he's about as distant as he can get.
Nolan Butler
>arrested for ignoring orders to distance yourself from others
>While paddling out into the fucking ocean
Not sure I understand the logic here
Colton King
If one guy gets away with it everyone will
Cameron Flores
Zachary Rivera
good, paddleboards are sohyboi
Christopher Rodriguez
I guess you have to save the heckin fishies
Cooper Lee
>"Celebrities and politicians aren't allowed to have fun so now neither are you!"
Owen Morgan
What's wrong? He must be at home.
Blake Ramirez
also, anything below the tidal line they cant force you to do anything, he will win a fight against it if he knows coastal/maritime law
Ryan Young
India has 1.4 billion people yet only 2,000 cases.
America has 300,000 people and 250,000 cases.
And the Masonic Organ Farm known as 'Syria' has less than 20.
This is clearly an intelligence operation we're witnessing.
Matthew Morris
I'm ready when you are.
Kayden Johnson
*300 million
Dylan Moore
1 post by this ID
Lucas Richardson
Godamnit - where is the fabled Yas Forums army now that we really need it? The Chinese are pushing the COVID narrative and the whole world is against us. It won't stop with the US. Get off this forum and mass for win.
Camden Miller
>EAT THE BUGS
>GET IN THE POD
>DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
>STAY 6 FEET+ AWAY FROM OTHERS
I'm not fucking CATTLE
Ryan Fisher
Should have just stayed home and paddleboarded in the bathtub like I am.
Landon Hall
bcg vaccine... no testing...they are immune because they live in filth... they are skinny.. they don't all have diabetes and heart conditions... lots of curry...
Oliver Ortiz
Isn't out on the ocean a social distance?
Evan Campbell
Yes, you are.
Nicholas King
Ryder Harris
California is a shithole
Gavin Hughes
They don't want people to think of different ways to have fun, they want to see how long they can force us to stay indoors using only a fake story and scare tactics. Influencing us to willingly chip ourselves is the ultimate goal.
Luis Robinson
Paddle boarders REVOLT!
Nicholas Lee
Damn it people, stay in your houses and BREED!!!
Anthony Russell
Forced to leave solitude and into a cage with 40 other men , because being alone out in the ocean is a place he could get infected
Jeremiah Thompson
Why are "authorities" always autistic in these cases while they look the other way when a homeless nigger steals something?
William Rodriguez
Bottom of the barrel.
Kinda like realtors
Kayden Nelson
What is the number of people tested? Anybody gives a fuck about pneumonia in Syria?
Gabriel Jackson
They were covering for the recession that was due.
Luke Cooper
So are we officially slaves now or what
Alex Jones 'prison planet' rants seem more true by the day
Hunter Allen
>logic
>california
that's not how it works.
Nathaniel Rivera
It's not about distancing at all but control. The entire point is to control you. The whole idea behind social distancing and increased online activities (work from home, virtual classrooms, etc.) is to fray the bonds of actual human connection. When people become disconnected from each other they can't band together to fight back.
Carson Lee
It's not about that one guy, it's about all the others who'll go once 1 person is allowed to.
What makes him special?
Jackson Williams
No 5G in India
Superpower status on hold
Jaxon Smith
Sure, just start shooting.
Hunter Hernandez
Is the coronavirus a meme to control us? Or is it a meme and a deadly virus?
Luke Kelly
The entire US population will go paddling in Malibu, if he's not harshly punished!
Christopher Bennett
Go back to the valley, mannnn.
Gavin Ortiz
honestly lame af
Dylan Watson
yes, we're slaves
qtards are partially responsible
Josiah Adams
And people wonder why America is doing so badly.
Dominic Miller
MALIBU BEACH IS ON LOCKDOWN
SUBMARINES SUBMERGED
US NAVY SEALS
US ARMY BOYS IN BLACKED OUT FORD RAPTORS
GONNA FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCK 48 NAKED NIGGERS
RAM RANCH COWBOYS ARE UNDER SIEGE AT MALIBU BEACH
Josiah Mitchell
Well, this world is not what it appears first of all.
But your point is incredibly valid, Sir.
Isaiah Jones
lol i was at the beach in malibu today. fucking park rangers everywhere making sure no one gets on the beach or water.
Jack Lewis
FOR YOUR SAFETY NOW GET BACK IN YOUR CAGIE
Michael Foster
This. And it makes me fucking laugh, because no one gives af.
I drive around everyday, stores are still fucking open, lol people everywhere.
The "Masters" have lost the plot, lol, and the herd.
Lucas Williams
Go out and get sick then, schizo.
Jack Cruz
Take your meds, schizo.
Evan Sullivan
>What the fuck is more "distant" than being alone in the fucking ocean
Imagine being this stupid if you allow this people will start doing the same and even that isn't a problem, some people here have tried to escape to the woods and then got injured so they have to go to hospitals and use unnecessary man power you fucktard
Luke Robinson
>I'm an alphabet nigger: the post.
Neck yourself, faggot.
Hudson Russell
They also wanna distract you while they pass EARN IT. Haven't heard a peep about it anywhere.
Dominic Scott
you see, here in burgerland the burgers think you should be able to do anything because this is what the founding fathers were think of by your free-dumbs and you're special too
Jonathan Wilson
Jesus Christ. You can't be more socially distant than when you're alone in the middle of the water.
And
this
and
THIS
Noah Reyes
He's just trying to keep safe from riotous negroes
Michael Bailey
Then stop rescuing stupid people.
But preventing people from doing totally harmless things is just retarded.
This thing won't be over too soon, help people cope, not antagonize them out of sheer autism.
Jayden Hill
This
Julian Russell
Lol pick one
Gavin Edwards
>t. someone who’s only ever been to LA
eat shit, nerd. CA is beautiful.
David Walker
this summers going to suck
William Jenkins
What you see is no more than 5% of hard headed and contrarians. People are terrified.
Chase Diaz
Or just efficacy in testing practices.