/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2870

► Detected: 1,014,296 (+79,100) ► Died: 52,982 (+5,790)

— 4.2 billion people put under lockdown —
— 206 countries and territories infected —
— 2.8x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 2,649 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
Under 1 year old in the US dies to coronavirus
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US intelligence says China concealed cases and deaths
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Jew arrested for hoarding supplies, price gouging, coughing on FBI
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Brazil confirms first indigenous COVID case in the Amazon
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COVID-associated acute bleeding necrotizing brain damage
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>RESEARCH
Virus infects bacteria, lives in guts indefinitely
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17 year old in the US dies after being denied treatment
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Coronavirus is airborne, WHO officials confirm
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Rapidly mutating
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Patients remain on ICU for 20 days on artificial ventilation
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>REMINDER
Olympics for 2020 cancelled, postponed until 2021
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China covering up "second wave" of infections
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UK doesn't report deaths outside hospitals
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China province covers up "viral pneumonia" explosion
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H1N1 estimates took confirmed deaths and multiplied by 15
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>LIVE
youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw&feature=youtu.be

>LATEST CASES
20:19: 254 new cases and 7 new deaths in Poland.
20:17: 128 new cases and 3 new deaths in Pakistan.
20:09: 1,228 new cases and 32 new deaths in Massachusetts.
19:56: 414 new cases and 2 new deaths in Israel.
19:52: 979 new cases and 55 new deaths in Brazil.
19:49: 267 new cases and 27 new deaths in Connecticut.

>SOURCES
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Yee

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really don't have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 8 rolls per day. If you have a family of 64 , that's 3584 rolls a week. Over 14336 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it

>tfw no mommywife to quarantine with
its not fair bros

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LOL it's like a 9/11 every couple days. How long until daily deaths are worse than 9/11?

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We are closed to 10k death a day

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>use the highest possible estimates for flu deaths
>counting 90 year olds with stage 4 cancer
>not even people actually tested
>literally a statistical "model" and a bunch of guesswork
>NO YOU CAN'T COUNT CONFIRMED DEATHS THAT HAVE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE, THAT'S A PREEXISTING CONDITION NOOOO

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I made this .gif to end the Corona chan hair debate.

Hope you guys like it.

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First time baking one of these, none of the numbers are updated since last thread. Figured someone had to make a new thread. Hope its alright.

WHAT IS THE LEAST INFECTED COUNTRY??

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Anyone want to come over and coom?

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good bake

thanks for your service, murifat

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Thread theme
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I keep hearing corona chan's voice it's a woman's voice she keeps saying "millions are dead" "cover up" and other things so yea fuck the witch bitch she can eat it.

9/11 was a literal nothingburger

you did good

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Is it devilish if I bought some mask to possibly resell for a higher price lads? Free market tho

post coronas

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bolivia

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What should I add to my corona virus archive?

The raping of Nanking was completely justified. The imperial Japanese we’re doing humanity a favor of wiping out the chinkoid menace.

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>she

Uhhhh guys.....

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Is there a gif yet?

Pentagon knew a possible pandemic could hit the US back in 2017
>analyzed past epidemics
>correctly predicted a high probability of it being respiratory
>correctly predicted, if no action was taken to prepare for it, there would be a severe lack of medical supplies including face masks, ventilators, beds, etc
>it even had a draft plan on how do deal with it and how you could use military apparatus to help mitigate it including logistics of supply chains
>trump administration ignored it
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WH Economists were worried about a possible pandemic, released a report Sept 2019
>WH economists created models and predicted mass death and economic devastation
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Trump Admin
>Warnings: Unheeded
>Action Plans: Unused

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Tfw /pol is being more useful than most of the world and 99% of all news networks

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So, I guess we can confirm my theory of it being in America in January and the "unusual" flu season was due to the first wave of Covid-19 spreading in January already.

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Weebs burn in hell

wow way to fuck up the meme amerifats.

Somebody have that nice infographic showing about a dozen or so past pandemics starting with the Plague and all the way down to tiny COVID-19? Please post.

yes

Ahahhahahaahahah

Sorry, that wouldn't be proper social distancing

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All of the writefags pastebins lol

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post yfw burgers are dying and they can't do shit about it

Nice m8

turkemenistan and north korea have 0 cases and they never will have a case

invest in Yas Forums

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Wow lads.

I'm starting to believe this more and more over the past couple years. China needs a good nuking

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who cares politics are just sports

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How is the restaurant industry going to cope?

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>1 million cases
wh- what? is it going to stop at all?

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Is it possible to find earlier threads?

The flu doesn’t melt steel beams

autococked

Like watching Mt. St. Helens lmao

that's pretty based.

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There's no debate. Corona-chan is chinese; she has beautiful black hair.

>america got half of their ribs removed so they could suck their own dick confirmed

That one user who fucked his sister

what?

Daily deaths are already over 1000.

PRESS F FOR ECUADOR

also, fresh OC encode.

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>ignore that our "leadership" fucked us over, and more people will die than should have because of them
No.

Black hair can't be beautiful, shitskin

WHO:
Winnie's Horror Organization

Hahah newfags cant triforce

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Ppl do

...

Wait what? Screens?

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yeah, at around five billion

holy fuck this is the guy who was hoarding masks in NYC. also no way this guy acted alone in this massive operation

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muh nigga

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Wow it must be nice to sleep with dead bodies

Thanks newb baker

>NEW: Brazil has determined that a woman who died on January 23 was infected with coronavirus, more than a month before South America's first confirmed case
NEW: Brazil has determined that a woman who died on January 23 was infected with coronavirus, more than a month before South America's first confirmed case
>NEW: Brazil has determined that a woman who died on January 23 was infected with coronavirus, more than a month before South America's first confirmed case
NEW: Brazil has determined that a woman who died on January 23 was infected with coronavirus, more than a month before South America's first confirmed case

I told you guys.

Here is a redpill for you.

Humans are obsolete. We have the technology to replace humans for most of the mundane work.

Like cars did to horse population, technology will do to human population. This is no coincidence.

Unless they are archived no or screencapped somewhere

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>user i'm feeling sick but i still want your kiss

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Someone post the argie and corona image asking about making breads all day

holy shit an actual kike

Sure but people are going to defend it anyways if it's their color

That one time I got digits and gave everyone a qt apocalypse girlfriend

>Don't you want to live, goy? It's only 75 dollars to rent a mask for the hour. You can surely spare the 80 dollars. You really want to die over 90 dollars? Look, its a special sale, 100 dollars for 30 minutes of renting, goy.

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based encoder

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Checked, have some vintage Italian nothingpasta

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Only the poor are dying, the wealthy aka from Upper middle class to rich are doing ok, besides this is only in the city of Guayaquil which contains more than 85% of all cases

>kikes kiking people
Its not anything new, but are any of the media outlets reporting on this?

Based Black Brother

Overweight people are unhealthy and would have died to other complications eventually.

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Nice bake - thanks ameribro - and I know it's you're first but good work man. :3

nope, we got 2 more waves user

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Cheap Chinese knock off. Please stop muddying the water with this blonde dime store counterfeit

Absolutely user. I know I certainly had it once before and I’m a 25 yo healthy male. I caught it in Mid February and can still feel it’s affects lingering with me. I’m worried the virus living in gut bacteria is true and can cause reinfection. If so, I’m most likely fucked.

ADE or reinfection till death.

Here it is user
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India is next, 500 new cases everyday now, will increase thanks to muslims.

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kys

MORE SPEED.

FEED CORONACHAN YOUR ENERGIES

>that acceleration rate

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>1989
>content of post
Priceless

RIP niggers

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There's no reason it would. 70% of the planet is expected to be infected by the end of the year. 1 million deaths in America alone by the end of April. We've barely gotten started.

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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stop believing the exaggerated hoax mutt'd nigger, upper classes like me are doing fine.

I thought blacks were immune?

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Can someone recommend me 100% wholesome anime? Need to get my mind off this for a few days.

Thinking of shin-chan and doraemon but want more

>1,000,000 was finally released,
based
next release at two mill anons?

Idiot you shouldn't even use toilet paper. Get a bidet and wash your ass like a true king. If you save the water you can even use it for drinking if things get really bad just filter it through a sock like bear grylls.

yeah corona is the real deal.

Destroying the jewish system with no survivors.

and 100 quadrillion by mid-july

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There's a website that archives Yas Forums but I find it a pain to use often. InstallGentoo used to have a good wiki page on all the Yas Forums archives but it appears to have been deleted.

Now post the graph for number of tests done, it looks the same.

>corona causes schizophrenia
Oh. So that's why /cvg/ acting like this. Makes sense.

Yeah, I'm in the same boat. I had the headaches in January/February.

I'm sorry, first time making a general. No one else was

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what the fuck Resident evil 3 is not even out yet ZOMBIES ARE COMING AHHHHHHHHHHH

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spooky things we know that have been confirmed

>spreads to animals
>animals can infect other animals (cat transmitted to other cat)
>can in some cases cause brain infections (this shit sucks major balls, a brain infection fucked my life up when i was a lil kid)
>Absolute killer vs obese people/people with diabetus

still unconfirmed

>male fertility drop
>ADE/reinfection
>True length of days able to infect others after final symptoms go away

Not until 60-80 percent of the world is infected.

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I knew this would happen. As soon as it hit the poor black-infested areas, it was over. Thats where it'll keep spreading like wildfire and after lockdown is lifted come right back from there.

>>that acceleration rate
based, and acceleration-pilled

As the bodies pile up, no one should forget about the inaction of those who could have mitigated this damage. The US government had months to prepare us for this, and they did nothing despite having ample warnings, contingency plans, and intel.

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How much more based can this disease get?

i have a question about immunity etc

i live in manhattan and started smoking crack after realizing my cocaine prep wouldn't last more than 2 weeks so baked it.

anyways my roommate and "girlfriend" (feels good but related) both have contracted and tested positive for the wuhan china chinese novel coronavirus aka ccp virus and i have not gotten any real symptoms.

i didnt think i was contagious but im reading now i can be

i work at grocery store in chelsea and was coughing heavy last night on the fresh produce (tomatoes and red peppers). i hope i didnt get anyone sick.

holy shit is coronavirus going to cleanse Detroit. Imagine, if you will, a Detroit completely free of niggers. A city that can handle a million people, completely wiped out of niggers. Imagine every based and redpilled person moving to detroit to rebuild it and to turn it into the greatest city in America once again. From the ashes shall rise a Phoenix

>DESPITE BEING ONLY 14% OF THE POPULATION

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Bad chart. NEED PERCENTAGES not per thousand. We have more population today than past shits.

how long will these lockdowns last

>+5,790)

Those are rookie numbers. We've got to crank those numbers way up!