Brit/pol/ giving nurses the clap edition

firs for bringing back kibbo kift

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fuck off virgins

lockdown is just to kill off all small business

2008 brought consolidation, 2020 will bring way more

Then why do you play international football for Brazil?

Nice :)

Fucking PC Plonker over here jesus

+5 charisma buff

How profound

Reminder that Eddie is a Walt.

lets face hulls norf heartland.
eddie is souf through and through, he was never selling strawberries to that lot

what should i get lad i've got a budget of 15 pounds

>12" mystery munchy box
>Pizza meal 5
>Pizza meal 4
>Donner meal

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>mystery munchy box
Excuse me?

Say’n em larping lad ?

heard people clapping earlier and thought about north korea

Donner. Always donner.

>selfish slut betrays husband while he's risking his life for her freedom.
truly the most despicable selfish behavior.

"the green clad shock-troopers of the peoples' fighting front"

based

Call your local butchers and get proper meat delivered.

China Purposefully Shipped Covid-19 Contaminated Medical Equipment To The U.S., U.K., Italy and Others
youtube.com/watch?v=pFypVw9eeG

Jumbo bag of pasta shapes, few tins of plum tomatoes, spend the rest on alcohol.

independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/coronavirus-marie-dinou-lockdown-stay-at-home-loitering-arrest-fine-police-a9444311.html
>No one knows why Marie Dinou was “loitering between platforms” at Newcastle Central railway station on Saturday morning.
>Her conviction is to be quashed after police admitted that the wrong law was used to prosecute her, and the case “shouldn’t have happened”.
Marie Dindu nuffin! She's the new Stephen Lawrence!
>Ms Dinou had been suspected of a railway ticket offence
WELL IMAGINE MY SHOCK

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Check dis homo

You're Jewish and sitting in Israel.

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get the 50% off dominos code off a zoomer

I heard/seen it for the first time earlier. I honestly thought it was a brit/pol/ meme but no, people are actually going to the end of their driveways and clapping like some sort of Maoist ritual. What the fuck.

Trying to avoid a chimp out at all costs.

makes me feel grimmer than i am

bit early for that

i'm fattening up for the pandemic

looking into this sounds promising

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What actually is a deano?

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Yeah go order poo in the loo coofed on shitnan and donner 'meat'

Whatever you like; don't eat too much or you won't sleep well I think.

Maybe munchy box? Be well

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italy gets air shows and balcony singsongs for their national theatrics, and we get to clap

You're a mongy virgin aren't ya

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Comic book starring benis the menace

A 12" one at that. Abdul comes around and gives him 12" of meat.

a reformed chav

Get a grip lad

lol thanks lad
if i can't get a dominoes discount or something cheaper i'll opt for the munchy box

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An absolute proper fucking leg.

nah not exactly

Nah Abdul only gives you his 12 incher if you order the kids meal

How did i confuse Trevor Sinclair with Cafu?

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just stumbed upon this article.
Its basically backing up what the /cvg/ poster is always going on about
>Chinese scientists researching coronavirus discover that it shares human cell binding site with HIV, Ebola
>Chinese scientists have reported that the coronavirus ripping through populations worldwide is much MORE LIKELY than its close cousin SARS to bind to human cells, as it contains unexpected genes which link it to HIV and Ebola.

>unexpected genes which link it to HIV and Ebola.
wtf...!?

rt.com/news/481837-coronavirus-research-cell-binding-hiv/

>primary source
chinaxiv.org/abs/202002.00004

user with the long reply at the end of the last thread.
Why have we not seen people dropping dead in the streets and having seizures?
I'm not saying 5g is true but I can't figure out why we have not see that everywhere.

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Thats the beano bossman

it extends the word chav for young men with vague authority issues from poverty-level into lower-middle and middle class

a lost metrosexual who tries to look and act like a gross caricature of masculinity

better?

wouldn't mind spoons buying all the pubs

nahh

If I never meet you in this life, let me feel the lack. A glance from your eyes and my life will be yours

5g should be less penetrating than the previous standards

Deano is a working class yuppie type common in the south. Aged 18-24, he drives the latest Golf GTI, is already on the property ladder and has multiple holidays a year.

I think that's why ADE was thought of as a theory. An Indian time pretty quickly came out saying there was a part that look like HIV 1. I think they were made to retract it. Its also where the man made theory started to gather pace.

A hero.

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well it's going to happen, every pub with some sort of quaint charm is going to turn into a generic spoons

Working for the NHS means you are too shit to get a job in private medicine.
Why would I applaud mediocre losers who help keep council estate scum alive?

food on it's way had to talk myself down from buying a student meal for 6.50 on top

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sup my muslim brothers

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I hope your right.

what private medicine?

Why not use a HIV test to test for Covid then?

Any of you lads sign up for Universal credit?
Figure it might end up giving out something for the whole crisis.

...and all on credit while working as an 'estate agent foggin beauiful barrats 'ouses on the meadowbank newbuild estate. He has no idea about British culture or history beyond what his commodified existence offers him on a plate.

I was going to get the dog out of my son's room but he looks too comfy.

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fucking cyprus lol

its got fuck all to do with ya

getting somewhere

Poor hog and a waste of toilet paper.

is your sons room just a massive bed

fucking Israel it's got fuck all to do with you.

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Food on its way at 1.40 am bullshit

yeah deano is what a british consumerist looks like

>lockdown is just to kill off all small business
Yes, (((they))) have organised a colossal conspiracy to deceive the entire planet in order to destroy small businesses. That makes total sense.
Or maybe there is a fucking pandemic going on and widespread consensus among the public is that lockdowns are needed to contain it.
There may very well be a lot of small businesses wiped out by this. There could be people who are quite keen for that to happen. They might even shape government policy around the lockdown in order to make it slightly more likely.
That doesn't mean the lockdown is just for that. Don't be a fucking spacker.

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>Friend's CRX broke down last night
>Had to tow him home in my MR2.
>Police car passes us
>We both collectively poop.

Genuinely amazed they didn't stop us, as it was 4 in the morning and anyone would think we'd been out racing or something.

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arriving 2:35 am

Well, are the banks still open? Yes.

>“Uncanny similarity of unique inserts in the 2019-nCoV spike protein to HIV-1 gp120 and Gag”,

Ok so im going to spin a conspiracy,
tell me what you think...
>Corona is engineered
>Was released in china as it would have the highest chance to spread
>released NEAR the chinese biological research lab, to make it look like it came from the chinese
>chink students spread it around the world
but why?
>pretext to bring in more police powers?
>kill off more of the elderly? Aging population was unaffordable from a welfare perspective, but also Boomers have recently been shifting AGAINST globalism eg BREXIT
>And EXCUSE for the (((market))) to collapse. Make no mistake, everything was in a giant bubble, and was going to collapse. But IF (((bankers))) were at fault again (and they are), good chance the public would literally lynch them this time. But now its "corona's" fault
>Next will be the mandatory vaccine
Sounds like a Win, Win, Win, Win from an elite perspective.

Supporting 2 minute video
>twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1242139124414345223

We'll have to tip NHS staff soon.

that's what you get for driving shitboxes

Post a pic later mmh?
Ziggeh

yeah, but the japanese will be competition lol

sure

You're a Commie or Capitalist Jew?

nah i'm just talking about tories

ample opportunity to close off travel in dec, jan, feb, but did nothing. now it's here and only small business will suffer

Lads and Lasses. Supermarket worker here. 3 Days a week. Fuck full timers and fuck Neets. I'm getting paid to do an honest shift whilst affording my rent and bills. I have more than enough to last me through out this shit. Buckle up Kiddos! Also AMA

>Or maybe there is a fucking pandemic going on and widespread consensus among the public is that lockdowns are needed to contain it.
So, to summarise:

>The virus is real, but it is a meme that is being blown way out of proportion by the media
>The masses blindly believe anything the media tells them regarding this virus
>Fear and panic is now successfully induced into the masses
>Que the typical hysteria and panic buying
>The masses have now been successfully brainwashed into willingly giving up their freedoms to the Government for perceived protection
>The Government takes advantage of this and does what any Tory Government worth its salt has always wanted to do
>This protection involves stifling the economy and crippling small businesses for months if not years to come.

Sound about right?