Everyone unemployed gets an extra $600 a week on top of state benefits from the stimulus bill

i never said anything about neets but how do wagies justify working when there are people collecting gibs thats more than twice their paycheck?

lol eat shit wagies. I'm about to be eating t-bones and whiskey every night.

Pay your rent, back to work wagies, where's my trumpbux? I was laid off, give me $600, just s flu bro, don't be racist, masks don't work, trust the government
Honk honk

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You don't understand what unemployment is. You don't get it if you quit or get fired. You get it if you're laid off. You seem to think people working now can just decide to lose their jobs and get this money.

>lmao literally how do wagies cope
That's a very NEET thing to say

Which is?

You're an idiot if you believe that's what actually happens.

OP is a tard. You still have to make $1000 a week normally to see the extra $600. For instance, if you make $600 a week, then you’re only getting $600 total. $400 from state and $200 from federal.

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There aren't. Nobody has collected a free 600 niggerbux after signing up for state unemployment benefits.

I was just going to look for a job but I guess I'll just apply for unemployment benefits instead.

>save everything after essential costs anyway
>making a boatload of cash from a recession

Suck a nut, consoomers.

fuck niggers

No. Whats wrong with it? Most essential jobs are bottom of the rung of society. We want you guys to get sick and die off. Please hurry i want to go outside again.

You mean you don't make over 4k a month normally? Learn how to do something productive, something essential.

>unemployment benefits
>NEETS

umm...

Its a flat $600 increase to what you already get retard

>lmao literally how do wagies cope
By making more than that doing IT shit from home.
Gonna piss away $1k on waifu figure preorders this month alone.

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What’s the difference between laid off and fired?

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>Took the government litterally a month of bickering to hand out Trump checks
>Pelosi held a loaded gun to the head of the American people and started demanding absurd political horse shit that had nothing to do with the Stimulus

I would be terrified if I went to bed every night knowing my ability to eat hinges on these people giving me money

You must be rich

There should be an Essential Workers Union

Fired you did something wrong. Laid off the company has problems and cut jobs to save money.

190k fag who funds this reporting in.

I don't care. I'd rather live in a stable society than have more shekels, because I'm not a fucking jew

You should stop listening to retards. Period.

Yes Pelosi added a bunch of other shit, but Democrats also included more people into the stimulus bill. Plus added minor restrictions to handouts for corporations.

Pinpointed your location. Feds on the way. Get rekt faggot.

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48k a year isnt rich you worthless fuck

Also if remember correctly you probably only qualify for unemployment benefits if you were working long enough before losing your job. I doubt they give unemployment to someone hired a month before layoffs happen.

Also you should note the original stimulus package was under one trillion dollars yet gave out TWO $1000 payments for singles, and two payments of $600 for kids.
That package bloated into a 2.2 trillion dollar monster yet now you only get one $1200 check for singles and one $600 check for kids.
And no one has any fucking clue how or when that will get sent out. This stimulus plan is so Jewish even Israelis cringe looking at it.

so when are the bux coming, it's been 2 days already

Boomer here, making all my wagies keep working. They love me because i told them i would be taking a leave to avoid closing up shop.

Now collecting 4k/month to do nothing plus all the profits from their work. Was only paying myself 50k salary anyway.

Wagies stupid.

No one fucking knows, not even the people that wrote or signed the bill. They haven't even quite agreed on how they're doing it. 100% serious.

Original was a check for people who work. Pelosi came back with money for everyone and a bunch of Democrat nonsense about companities releasing diversity information and all this. She was willing to let the american people suffer to try and advance her political agenda. its disgusting. I have 0 faith in capital hill to provide for me so I will stay a wagie thank you very much

Oh don't forget she also wanted union control of company boards and an unstoppable 24 hr fast track early voting system with no voter id.

Totally innocent demands made in good faith to protect America.

More people who don't work and should have died off anyway... And illegals as well.
But i guess it's ok because she didn't drag her heels for weeks delaying it...

No NEET eats Cole Slaw in OP’s pic.
That shit is garish.

It isnt forever. This is not a permanent thing. Why are people hyperventilating over this?

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I make 12k a month playing vidya games on twitch plus additional untaxed cash in donations that is about the same. BASED

The virus has forced America to become socialist

if i was an essential wagie forced to work i would be mad as fuck about this

Twitch streamer here as well but stopped. How long did it take for you to get to the point of being able to support yourself through streaming only?

i need about 6 digits.

jeepers the fuckin thing look like a sweet potato

>Twitch streamer here
what games do you play

I just got fired yesterday

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If you were an essential wagie forced to work you should stfu and get back to work. The show must go on while i watch Fox news and drink whiskey.

tfw got laid off
tfw have 3k already saved
tfw already on unemployment
tfw already stocked up on food
tfw no rent or utility bills
tfw getting 600/wk and 1200 dollars

gonna put a lot in crypto and start an early retirement fund

I was playing surviv.io, Old School RuneScape, RotMG and WoW. I'm looking for which game I want to stick with.

The I survived the virus game

Nah I don't care anymore. I give 0 shits about this system. Wake me up when they stop cutting of pieces of infant's penises, and the collapse might bother me.

your the first to notice hes naked in 4 days. heh

>Old School RuneScape
based

>>being unemployed now means you get $4k a month, double than what wagies make
But I was making $7K a month before I got laid off

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It's a fun game if you have the time, I agree.

im starting a new channel.
but i just had a dorito poo and it was jagged all sides.

Oh fuck I hear sirens user pls call them off I'll show you the tp stash

Dems basically want people to stay on unemployment for as long as they can so that the numbers will juke against orange man

How do I get the extra 600?
I'm likely going to be laid off tomorrow.
TX user.

What the fuck. Give it to me straight then. If i quit my shit pizza delivery job and file unemployment today will i get the 600$ a week yes or no

fuck this bullshit i make well over $4k just going to work and doing my damn job. i dont have any shame taking this supplemental unemployment since this whole pandemic faggotry is complete horseshit and the governement has no business telling me i cant go to work over an absolute NOTHINGBURGER. if you think this is a somethingburger then fine, stay home like the complete COWARD that you are and let the real men go back to work.

nice try user, you can only get unemployment benefits up to a percent of your previous income

when does the $600 weekly balance show up in the unemployment weekly balance?

Tell your work someone in family has the chink virus, or "feel sick" yourself if you think they'll ask for proof

I'm in a similar position and am wondering as well.

I make 4700 a month and I’m working from home, plus I’m getting 2400 in trumpbux.

>jobless workers
Doesn’t apply to neets

what do you do?

It should come with your normal unemployment, but even though the bill has been passed there isn't an ETA on when the stimulus will kick it. Best guess I got from some poor government worker after spending 90 minutes on hold is "maybe in a few weeks?" so who the fuck knows.

Hope you don't get laid off friend, job hunting these last few days has been fucking brutal.

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I'd have to make some cutbacks.
t. 8k / month after tax.

No dummy you can't collect unemployment if you quit or do anything on purpose to lose your job (stealing, insubordination, etc.).

Neets dont get shit. If you didnt file your tax return you won't get shit. If you got laid off you will get compensated. 6 million people have filed so good luck on getting that money. I'm sure some will but I see problems coming an a lot of fraud

See

You get an extra $600 from Federal on top of your State regular unemp pay.

Umm, this?

do you just go through your state and the federal bonus will be added automatically or what?

You also will have to pay more taxes. Good luck finding a job in the next 4 years. Also pay rent, faggot.

thanks man, its my gibs and I need it now !