/brit/pol/ No Escape

>DUP councillor: Same sex marriage and abortion to blame for coronavirus
thelondoneconomic.com/politics/dup-councillor-same-sex-marriage-and-abortion-to-blame-for-coronavirus/02/04/?

>RFA Argus sails for the Caribbean today ready to provide medical support if needed
savetheroyalnavy.org/rfa-argus-sails-for-the-caribbean-ready-to-provide-medical-support-if-needed/

>Loan and credit card payments to be frozen for three months in UK
theguardian.com/money/2020/apr/02/loan-credit-card-payments-frozen-uk-financial-regulator-coronavirus

>WHO says clean your room
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-get-up-for-three-minutes-an-hour-and-do-chores-who-says-in-new-lockdown-advice-11967440

>Comedian Eddie Large dies, agent confirms
bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-52136768

>Coronavirus: Almost half of NHS Scotland staff absences Covid-19 related
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-52133634?

>SALUTE THEM NHS tribute planned for tonight ‘should honour bin men and supermarket workers too’
thesun.co.uk/news/11308916/second-clap-nhs-honour-bin-men-supermarket-workers/

>UK refuses EU request for Belfast office
rte.ie/news/ireland/2020/0401/1127912-eu-belfast/

>Wheelie bin fire at Eastwood
rotherhamadvertiser.co.uk/news/view,wheelie-bin-fire-at-eastwood_35635.htm

>Bin lorry catches fire after hot ashes left in rubbish
msn.com/en-gb/news/world/bin-lorry-catches-fire-after-hot-ashes-left-in-rubbish/ar-BB122gfB
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Good evening lads

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This is a 10/10 in bongistan!

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Feel shit lads, I just want her back.

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don't want her back
just wish i didn't do that

This is a 10/10 in Algeria

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anyone know what sites have hair clippers in stock and aren't going to take a century to deliver??

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I am black I am british and I am proud of that!

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Reminder that Hillsborough never happened, but it should have.

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googled "english ethnicity" and this came up first lads

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Got mine in a Paki shop that sells all kinds of stuff. £25, spot on is are Abdi

I've been watching this Tiger King thing. I'm going to be honest I've wanted to move to America for years, but this has confirmed it. An entire country with an IQ of 85, I could be an emperor.

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>some blame the scousers
>some blame the police
I blame the fences at Hillsborocaust; no one ever blames the fences; it was the fences that killed people.

>he doesn't have a shrine to the 96

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would if of legal age

Image how good she'd look with your muck all over her face. Looks like good breeding stock too.

Did she want to look like Brooke shields fugged a pug?

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this was half a decade ago

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>it's just a flu, bro

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What did you do?

36 hours untll Corbyn is voted back in as Labour Leader and calls a general election which the conservatives accept and bow to, leads us out of this Corona bollocks and gets on with running the country.

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Wtf? Holy shit, this got me laughing ngl. This is why I come on in this board.

feel bad saying this to you kek
we shagged 4 times
i'm not happy about this because she was very attractive and is making me nostalgic which feels like cheating

Chick who I got my weed off tonight is coming round to mine so that I can give her a filtered face mask. (Wink wink).
Little does she know what a ‘filtered face mask’ actually is (Rubs hands together in porno).

I just want her back

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Lord Sumption explains national overreaction to coronavirus

Imagine all those shell suits stained with scouse blood.

im fucking stressed

"We" who hold on? Ex?

And why would I feel bad lad?

she's a literal princess , you probably got put on a list for saying that

sounds like a tough sell

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All the kids in the market place say whey oh whey oh


You always make yourself out like a rock

think i'll have to go check in boots

you strike me as someone who's moral
which is a good thing

inb4 she turns up takes her mask and leaves

that man is an ancestor of the modern deano

Kill all trip fags

I mean, maybe if she had not cheated on me, I would have.
Probably not


Not now, in any case

Lol was that post you
inspired me to watch the show and it was a good shout

would have what?

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4:46
literally Eddie

Prefer the German version t b h
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you're a magician to me mate

Cheated myself; again very likely not because I believed in it.

yes lad

pmsl neighbours having a party

no you wouldn't because you're moral
mind you i know what you italians are like lol
i would never cheat
i'd rather die

>Lord Sumption
Conservative? Con Sumption.
You couldn’t make these twats up. And some turd in Westminster confirms what you want to think and you select for that. What about the other 600 bell ends. What do they think?
Are you a diversity type? The word is they weren’t taking the outbreak seriously then the next thing is half the deaths are where they are in Lon-done Explain, Muhammad.
If you are in London do not come here. You ignored the warnings now get fucked and do your gasp.

maybe theyre nhs staff

are you going to take it all of?

Egyptee-anne

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Floating down the empty streets poppin wheelies. The city belongs to me and the foxes.

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Coronachan is disproportionately eating jews and slimes.

hilarious that ed westwick the gigachad #metoo rapist ended up on a show with jay and simon from the inbetweeners
he's so handsome

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No way duck

yeah
never buzzed before and now's the perfect time to try
won't have to see anyone until june if it looks shit

Seriously, report that shit (assuming you mean a party with guests, not just the people who live in that house having one). This is kind of a big deal. Every idiot that passes the virus on means more time in lockdown for everyone and more dead people. Selfish, irresponsible cunts really should be punished.

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Prove to me that we fuck goats
Pro tip: you can't

no way what mate

It's just bumfuck bits like Oklahoma and Kansas that are truly loq IQ but it's a good time. I lived in Kansas for a while, I shit you not one of the houses we were staying in had a basement full of loads of black powder like it was no big deal.

You know what to do.

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STOP AVIN FUN FINK OV RNHS

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>you will never race across the plains of west Germany in a Chieftain tank.

r/ukpolitics is a nonce playground lads
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Mine came this morning lad
Ebay...

He's not handsome lol

>sails-for-the-caribbean-ready-to-provide-medical-support-if-needed/

FUCK OFF JUS FUCK OFF WITH YOUR AIDS.

Stop being a boring cunt and ask if you can join in?

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the UK CFR is probably going to hit 97 or even 98% tomorrow. why isn't anybody "recovering" from this virus? did it mutate?

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nice

i was swooning over him too tbqh
lmfao just looked him up on images and on related images was an EDL noncehunting brigade

you don't think so?
who is handsome to you

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Thinking about buying a bra from Amazon lads.
Cheaper than buying a couple of masks

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Wonder how many lasses have been fingered to this song.

Maybe it just takes longer for a patient to recover than it takes for a patient to die.

Riots when lads? Will it happen this weekend?

EVERYTHING MATT HANCOKCS GOT HE WILL BE BLASTED... TO KINGDOM COME.

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aids

Young Damon Albarn, Harry Lloyd maybe Edmund Redmayne too lol

Eddie Large got the virus in hospital, he had a heart attack and got infected while he was there. Fuck the NHS!

>Implying watching the filth break up their party won't be funny as fuck

Literal c19 nighad.

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When we going to demand debt forgiveness for CC

There are videos all over liveleak of you lot shagging animals.

Fuck the NHS nurses, they're lazy cunts

you love twinks duck
lmao
twinks and semicolons

Edmund lol, I meant Edward

if they ban alcohol sales, the pubs are already closed. Not that they will ben them just it's not exactly essential

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we'd expect to see a steady stream of "recoveries" if that was the case.

Average time from onset of symptoms to death is 1 week. Average time from onset of symptoms to recovery is four to five weeks. Average time from infection to symptoms is three days. So people who are dying now are those who were infected about ten days ago. People who are recovering now were infected in later February. A lot more people were infected ten days ago than five weeks ago.

Applaud those corona nigahs/.
God did Gud.
God is perfect an merciful;.

shakespearepilled

You'd shit yourself and hide behind your couch anyway lad.

They're wiping 7.4bn off the NHS trusts debt.

old portsmouth ?

Outrageous lad

They will NEVA ban alcewhole/...

Are you taking the piss lol?
Could have been Hnery Cavill or Cillian Murphy

If we must talk about who is attractive, let it be girls lad though t b h :P

RNHS is shit that's why. Clap harder.

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I think this is the best footage of Hendrix you can get without paying.

i was out the back having a smoke there, chatting with my neighbour there laughing about how nice it feels to hear other people again.
theyve been going at it for an hour these zoomer cunts down the road, nobodies phoned the old bill on them, which is actually whitepilling af after the disaster that was the clappening.

shakespeare was a shitposter

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Though nature art my goddess
tho thy laws my services are bound!
Wherefore should i stand
in the plague of custom
and permit the curiosity of nations to deprive me

It's the casual approach to weaponry, defence and just generally being left the fuck alone I like.

ALCEWHOLE IS LITERAL A TRUTH PILL.

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henry cavill is a good choice
for me it's jenna coleman

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£13.4billion isn't it?

for sure

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>Average time from infection to symptoms is three days
incorrect. the virus has a 24+ day incubation period.

stop having the flu

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Man. I just want to sit in my quiet Devon town and watch the fun on the news

Phroaaar

WHEN WILL WHITE PEEPUL BAN GAYNESS.

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For me it's Susanna Hoffs, Emilia Clarke, Keira Knightley and alice lol others too

for me it's billie piper mate