White House Chinese Virus Press Briefing #2

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Trump leaves press briefing for a "meeting." He'll brb.
Jared Kushner going to talk.

The White house
youtube.com/watch?v=WcMJutiXTak

Fox News
youtube.com/watch?v=n1y9KOesF6w

Fox 10 Phoenix (?)
youtube.com/watch?v=v0HIQSRu5nk

Cuntspan
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state.gov/the-united-states-announces-assistance-to-combat-the-novel-coronavirus/
theage.com.au/national/billions-of-face-masks-sent-to-china-during-australian-bushfire-crisis-20200402-p54gjh.html
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LOWEST ENERGY PRESSER SO FAR

>the 200k n95 masks they took from the jew yesterday are being handed out now
lmao

VP Mikey about to fucking slap this admiral

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trump really needs to get shit going. democrats attacking him left and right and pushing this meme flu as the great disease that will wipe out humanity. they are trying to ruin his election chances and have mail home voting. he has done ZERO in response.

either that or trump is ID2020 shill and bill gates about to come for your babies.

Put the sars blanket directly on your face, breathe it in.

NUKE CHINA

they probably won't bring him on the stage again. He is not experienced enough to talk in front of so many people

Low energy.

This military man fires 100 Uhhh's a min.

Is that an accurate quote?
I stopped watching when SportsCenter came on.

LMFAO TRUMP JUST REAPPEARED SUDDENLY

TRUMP BACK FROM HIS SHIT

Can you guys turn the /meme off for a minute and admit what a clusterfuck our government is right now?

Holy shit if this was a movie people would have quit watching.


>CDC says don't wear masks.
>President calls it "just the flu" after entire countries shutdown
>After the most deaths in one day the president leaves and lets his son-in-law talk about ???
>His logistics admiral can't finish a sentence.

What's wrong with this guy

Wuhan Jiang

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Wrap it up, admiral, the boss is back.

I can confirm, 200K N95 masks just flew over my house.

This dude good at talking in circles. Is this just something they teach you in the military?

He's got something in his hand.

>Is that an accurate quote?
you fucking know that this is not an actual quote

fuck off tripfag

@251648118
Lol what a try hard fag

they didn't say they were the jew's masks, but where else are they gonna abra kadabra 200k masks from?

drop your name you stupid fuck, jesus christ how can someone be so desperate for attention?

I listed it while photoshoping. 90% were literally about usury.

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Of course drumpf is selling supplies to private companies
SMFH

We need Obama so bad
Just look how he handled the 2009 crisis

It's the best way to get promoted in the military. They don't want to you to admit anything. Otherwise they have to go by the book. If you can spin shit then you make for a great leader.

Well, Admiral won't be back. Kek

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WARTIME PRESIDENT

Big Announcement. Perfect Announcement. One of the Greatest Announcements ever made!

why does trump look pissed??

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red dress milf is nice

You have to go back.

WARTIME PRESIDENT

Never know. Some random military guy on. Some of them are on drugs. Was hoping for the best.
>abra kadabra
That's yiddish?

Confirm formation, C or V over.

That squid was a bit of a buzz kill

It’s not a movie, it’s actually real life and not meant to be entertainment.

If you’re comparing this to a movie, please grow up and act like an adult.

It’s a Medal of Honor he is going to give himself.

Selling supplies to ANY high bidder

Just disgusting

Bring back Milley

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Why do I feel like they all have some bad news on their minds that they can't yet discuss? Something seems up. That military guy was a mess.

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this guy is based

>this random over the hill dried up stacy
>I MEAN WHAT IS HAPPENING THERE BECAUSE IVE TALKED TO SURGEONS IVE TALKED TO DOCTORS
Lock it up, cunt, stop fucking irl shitposting.

Wtf did this guy talk about a compass? Is he a Freemason?

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Drumpfs letting all the supplies go to kushners buddies to make $$$
I can't believe what I'm hearing

this there is something terrible going on that no one will know till everyone knows..

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This guys is shaking. Nervous as fuck.

He seems like a guy that if he called you punk it'd actually be scary.

Talking about DoJ grabbing Jewish mask supplies.

This guy reminds me of Shelly from Glengarry Glenross.

News was trying to make hay about the Captain of the boat that's docking in Guam. Probably stressed about that letter he wrote, and trying to prevent a shit show on an island the USA kinda took over.

I talk like that when I pull an all nighter and give a report out. I feel for guy

Shut up about ventilators, Missy! Do you have 10 extra cars in your garage “just in case” you get in a wreck?

THERE IS A BLACK MARKET FOR TOILET PAPER, HAND SANITIZERS, AND FACE MASKS

WHAT

IS

THIS

WORLD

Trump has that "if only you knew how bad things really were"-look going on.

no i dont think so. it could just be age and him being jittery. nervousness would show through his talking, he talks fine just shakes a bit. very quick thinking besides that.

War declaration on China?

Chink hoarders BTFO

LOL
>just call FEMA if you have any PPE so the FBI can kick your shit in and kill your dog

OK NIGGER FUCK OFF

rambling old fuck

state.gov/the-united-states-announces-assistance-to-combat-the-novel-coronavirus/

OH NO NO NO

ESTUPIDOOOOOOOOO

>guy tells Trump to hold on
>Trump listens

WHO

IS

THIS

GUY

he does keep making devil hands

Buy a bidet.

Welcome to drumpfs america

>the paulie hand gesture
it's cracking me up, lol.

right

Based. Big Hygiene is going down.

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>healthcare workers to help

Here's a cool idea to fix the worker shortage- train me and hire me. Or don't. Retarded boomernomics.

W-what's wrong with talking with your hands?

trump and pence are fiddling with their hands, whats up?

R A R E
A
R
E

Economic Advisor. He's been spot on and pushing the best rated messages since he's been in that post. Trump loves him more than Kelly Anne Conway.

what the fuck is "trump time"

they're going to start arresting people who are hoarding supplies? with fema?
hmmmm.....

Navarro really going after the jews

Like this guy?

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They call him Scooter Navarro.

wash your culo as per

BASED FUCK CHINAS SUPPLY CHAIN NATIONAL MESSAGE

Trump Time's units are in MAGAseconds.
Also he's an economic nationalist like Trump is.

Globalization getting BTFO

In Lakewood?

THESE RETARDS GAVE 18 TONS OF PPE AWAY IN FEBRUARY

the medical people need masks more because they're dealing with so many sick people. A lot of doctors have died cause of this, contracting too many different diseases.

...and giving it to Kushner it sounds like

fuck off

He’s sharp

Obama deserves a medal, Drumpf doesn’t.

FUCK YES!!!

You're living it.
Trump has been saying this since the 80s.
Fuck the world.
America FIRST.

THIS GUY IS SO FUCKING BASED NUKE CHINA

Finally people are going to understand.

in helping China as human beings

Can someone link the first thread for the briefing, I can’t find it in the archive

Are you a retard?

I like him. Apart from his spastic hand movements, he's engaging and sounds like he knows what he's talking about

It's unsettling

maybe

this guy loves america, good man

I TRIED TO WARN YOU PEOPLE. TRIED.

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The Communist Party of China bought 2.02 billion masks (that is 2,020,000,000 masks) for about a month between January 24 and February 29.

theage.com.au/national/billions-of-face-masks-sent-to-china-during-australian-bushfire-crisis-20200402-p54gjh.html

>Between January 24 and February 29, the National Customs in China inspected and released 2.46 billion pieces of epidemic prevention and control materials, including 2.02 billion masks and 25.38 million items of protective clothing. The official report also states the value of these supplies was worth 8.2 billion yuan (approximately $2 billion).

>One of the groups in Australia which sprang into action was the Poly Group, a Chinese government-run global conglomerate which started off as a front company for the Chinese People’s Liberation Army but has since moved into businesses including arms dealing and property development

>The Age and The Sydney Morning Herald have obtained copies of internal company messages that reveal an organised campaign by Poly in Australia to purchase as many surgical masks, goggles and gowns as possible through January and February.

>The Poly Group is overseen by the State-owned Assets Supervision and Administration Commission which monitors China’s biggest state-run companies and the company announced on its official website it had responded to the call for help with medical supplies “in accordance with the decisions made by the Central Committee and the SASAC Party Committee.”

>“In this battle, Poly Group will take the responsibility as the central government owned enterprise to devote every effort to help our country win the epidemic prevention and control battle. Poly Group protects the country, benefits the people and overcomes difficulties together with our country!”

state.gov/the-united-states-announces-assistance-to-combat-the-novel-coronavirus/

Our retarded cuck administration gave them 18 tons of shit FOR FREE and tried to virtue signal everyone else into doing the same. FUCK the State Department.

#1 spirit cooker

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>Communist Party of China forced their own people through slave labor to make 2.02 billion masks
fify

>Trump shitting on states again

jesus fucking christ

>trump complaining about helping save people from dying

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>Shaming states for not having their own shit after you gave away 18 tons for free to China

EL MAYO

The fuck are you shills talking about?

he's right though, the states shouldn't rely on the federal government. there's a reason why states have the power they do.

>Work within the system!
>We're not untrustworthy, only systems that fall outside our incredibly narrow window are untrustworthy!

TRUMP GETTING BTFO

These cocksuckers just gave away 18 tons of PPE to China

Anyone else notice these daily briefings are getting worse every day?

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Trump feeling the pressure more than anytime in his presidency

reddit trash

reporter is gay

Goddamn this faggot reporter being so dramatic.

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>this fucking fat googly eyed cuck shitting on mike pence

Trump
>CASH ME OUTSIDE

>spastic hand movements
It's a middle class New York thing. Actually works really well. Most communication is body language, hence the faces they make.

That's why women are terrible politicians. They get botox, can't tell what the fuck their face is telling you. They see hand movements as violent, so they don't use them. The only ones that have an edge are the ones that sound like they're crying, because it's human instinct to protect a baby, but babies are super annoying and most kids would rather have a dog instead of a family now.

That soi boy with his bouncy ball favorite team necklace at a press briefing

mega faggot

bad argument on trumps part, blaming states for not having something they thought theyed never need

Chinks cannot be trusted. They adviced chinks that live abroad to buy medical supplies and send it to mainland china back in January.
Not a single chink should be allowed to live outside of china, or maybe to live at all.
They are also actively trying to infect everyone outside of china to weaken the economy of their host nation.

FUCK CHINKS

Did Kraft buy all the masks that his plane picked up for Massachusetts?

Mayors fucked up. Mayors blame the governor, governor blames the president.

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WHEN DO WE NUKE CHINA?

>That's why women are terrible politicians. They get botox, can't tell what the fuck their face is telling you. They see hand movements as violent, so they don't use them. The only ones that have an edge are the ones that sound like they're crying, because it's human instinct to protect a baby, but babies are super annoying and most kids would rather have a dog instead of a family now.

Capped and checked
top kek

Schumer shat on: check.

The military in the movie outbreak did more and only because 2000 people were infected.

Yeah it doesn't make sense.
>Why didn't you buy fire insurance on your house that's now on fire

After we're done giving away our vital supplies to them for free.

state.gov/the-united-states-announces-assistance-to-combat-the-novel-coronavirus/

Towns spent all that money on the pensions, fire pensions and board of ed

WORLD WIDE CHINESE EXCLUSION ACT RIGHT NOW!!

And he just gave away 18 tons to our mortal enemy like an archcuck

state.gov/the-united-states-announces-assistance-to-combat-the-novel-coronavirus/

Pay your rent, back to work wagies, where's my trumpbux?

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thought the same thing...

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Not great, but it's the situation. Finite supplies during war will always be a problem. They should try to make deals.

They still arent answering it.

All we need to do is ask /ptg/ what would it take for them to lose faith in Trump?

What if he shat and pissed on their faces on national television?
Would they still find an excuse?

>Muh Pensions
If they did, they'll now save money

Ignore corporate tax breaks and lobbying as usual

>Would they still find an excuse?
they would find a secret message behind this

>this faggot shilling over and over
Bro you've posted the link and said the same thing in every post since the thread started, go fuck yourself. We know how to read, we saw it the first time.

Fuckin crimson chin over here. MAWWWWSKSSS.

wtf is her accent, it's like aussie and british

state.gov/the-united-states-announces-assistance-to-combat-the-novel-coronavirus/

If people know the truth why are they still defending what he's saying about his own people right now?

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Hot accent.

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>Scarf is better than n95 mask

Thanks trump, I'll tell all the healthcare workers.

Sitting pretty with my n95 scarf

qt

Kiwi

>a scarf is better than a fucking N95+

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

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Actually good question from journo about mixed messages about using masks

>a thick scarf is better than a mask with a particulate air filter

TRUMP NO!

>they touch their masks
>and then they touch themselves

WHAT IS THIS CONFERENCE

out of any anons, I definitely believe you Hans user.
Tis most hilariously true

sexy

>leave theer howruyms

WHO is not on our side, people need to wake up and see that. tedros and bill gates = enemy of humanity

>ays: spotted
>Illuminati: blamed
>tin foil hat: put on
>steel beams: melted
>flat earth: walked on
>meds: not taken
>Schumer: shit on

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Fucking hell
Trump is on another level
No one could script this save for perhaps Chris Morris

>Finite supplies
Masks are fucking paper, it's not copper.

THIS IS A TRAINWRECK

Yes, the point of N95's is just that they're disposable.

She looks like Christopher Reeves

>IT'S THICKER

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>defending
No one is defending it, retard. I literally posted no defense, I just told you to stop spamming the same link over and over and over because we saw it the first time. Autism level off the charts.

Who is more likely to have fucked Birx? Fauci or Trump?

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Post rare birxs pls

>Muh tripfag
Lmao seething, Americans are fucked and you nigger miga cunts should have innawoods back when this kike lover placed muh economy over it's citizens
Enjoy your death faggot

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what's there to watch on SportsCenter right now lol

Totally organic opinion, bro.

People are saying states should have their own shit, defending Trump's retarded lines.

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