Alright, gentlemen. I figured out how to get matches on tinder. The redpill here is girls heavily edit their photos to look skinnier, bigger ass, bigger tits, clearer skin, etc. Yes, all of them. Men have to have the same mentality. The reality is, unless your're an 8 (I'd argue an 8.5+), you will get little to no matches. This only works if you're not morbidly obese or a literal twig. If you're one of those, eat less or eat more and go to the gym until you're normal looking. Now that abortion is pretty much banned, all you got to do is coom in a White woman if you're a White man then BOOM our race is saved, hooray
>download Retouch (Men's edition) >edit your pictures to make you look realistically in shape; edit your body to look like what you could look like after 6-12 months of a perfect diet and lifting. that will get you into the 8.5/10 range. >spend $10 each on like 3-4 pictures. $30-40 is an excellent deal for 500+ matches on tinder >have a full body pic/portrait (shirtless), a close up where you're smiling, and a pic of you being social/with friends, and a pic with your dog if you have one >boom, pic the woman you want to coom in
Just put in your profile that you make 500k a year.
Chase Campbell
The issue with catfishing is your deception is revealed when they actually meet you in person and definitely if they insist on your shirt coming off, subtle things can leave you with plausible deniability but really unless you are buff your not gonna get the tinder girls and in the end you cant fake being buff
what happens when she meets u in real life and ur a fat sweaty virgin?
James Flores
for a caption, I'd do something funny like
6'6" with heels + a cool fact
something witty about the coronavirus + a cool fact
another approach is "hmu if you're a bad bitch" if you're just trying to fuck
Luke Taylor
I use a deep learning algorithm to place my face in similar bodies, who are doing cooler things than me (and take better photos).
Benjamin Butler
fuck off. take it to Yas Forums not only is the advice you're giving complete shit but it's year-2000-teir pick up artist advice.
Fuck out nigga.
Carter Baker
the idea is to edit your pics so it looks relatively realistic; like you can achieve said body in 6 months of hard training. if anything, the edited photos should be motivation to go to the gym and become an 8.5+ out of 10 without editing photos. good luck.
Grayson Johnson
sauce?
Matthew Williams
Lmao just post your own pic faggot, if you got it you got it.
t. 50+ matches in just two days
Deleted it though cuz my social distancing and there’s no way I’m gonna talk to roasties for weeks.
Joseph Watson
hes trying to help people chill out
Jonathan Johnson
what is shit about it? I am telling you what works and a solution to the lack of White babies
Jason Morales
So you got matches using a fake photo. Did you get laid?
Jayden Miller
the reality is most people don't got it, and it's causing a huge problem seeing as no other generation of men had to worry about being an 8.5+ out of 10 to have sex/a relationship. my technique is for people who don't got it.
Anthony Reed
I’m an 8/10 but my upper lip is slightly enlarged which means I can’t smile properly. Every time I smile I have to do it with my mouth closed, which looks creepy.
I’ve decided to go volcel. Fuck this country, anyway. We’re all going to be microchipped and turned into cattle. Jews are turning the US into Palestine 2.0 and in a few decades the white race won’t even exist. We’ll all be mongrels, mongoloids and mutts
It’s game over. I’ve learned to accept it.
Easton Rivera
you see, it's not a fake photo, it's an edited photo. every single pic a girl posts is heavily edited. But yes, with my edited pics, I am getting laid.
Oliver Carter
Post tinder convos as evidence
Logan Sullivan
Most of them are bots, man. Its 90s% bots.
Jaxon Walker
can you post before and after pics of all the editing? just crop your face out
Tyler Campbell
that's why you got to edit the pics! there are people who edit pics for a living, if you're going to fuck, girls don't care about your smile. if you're going for a relationship, look for someone who will look past it. best of luck, fren
Michael Hughes
>females are shitty >to beat them we have to act just like them Yeah I’m thinking Sage
My ass, I'm too lazy to actually implement something like this, especially because I'm not going anywhere because of Corona, but I don't think it should be too hard with everything that's open source.
Brody Hall
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Austin Gray
How about tinder for people with no self respect/worth
guarantee they do the same thing, and once you meet in person they're probably going to fuck you anyway what are they going to say, "oh you got fat"?
Camden Cook
Shave it all off. Don't be a fag.
Logan Evans
I put 6ft on my profile once even though im 5'6 I showed up and she didnt say anything about it. I fucked her deep and raw that night she was really skinny and pretty but also like 5'6. She asked me after the sex about my height and I just brushed it off and said its no big deal . she droped the topic after . so yes lie and make your self seem better by all costs because once you meet them there is alot more at play
Parker Flores
>and a pic of you being social/with friends oh sure no problem haha
Levi Reed
I love the feel of a 0, but I feel like I want to enjoy my hair while I still have it.
Alexander Gray
>still using tinder
Adam Jones
no man if she thinks your buff and realizes your not its game over. they arent retarded they will know what you did
Camden Ramirez
i got 24 but didn't want my gf to know so I deleted it, feels good knowing i still look good.
Justin Bailey
Eh fucking whores off tinder isnt for me. Enjoy your dick aids though
Luke Murphy
Probably. Haven't used tinder since 2014 but my mate is a manlet, doesn't work out, maybe 7/10 face, looks young yet still gets laid regularly. Turns out sluts don't care as long as you're not a drooling autist.
Nathaniel Ross
Hahahahaahahahahahahah wtf
Michael Brown
>8.25 don't tell me you're scaling yourself out of 10
They look about the same you triple faggot nigger.
Asher Myers
that sounds interesting. ill keep remembering it for a while and am glad you shared.
William Evans
I get laid on Tinder a dozen times thanks to being able to engage in funny conversations.
If you are not smart and funny nothing will help you.
Landon Wilson
also this is just the wrapped reality of incels desu, not surprising since you're from america
unless you're under 5/10 you'll get laid, EVERYBODY'S, gets laid at some point, weather it be your weird looking waiter, the brown cashier , the autistic white guy from the book store, everybody's does
if you don't gey laid ,you're either truly subhuman sub 5/10 or just so fucking retarded you can't even talk with humans.
that's the point! it's realistic but the first picture wasn't getting me nearly as many matches as the second one.
Caleb Morgan
fpbp
Michael Carter
Not really, most single men don't have the time or care enough to get laid every week. And why should they? Most women are insufferable to be around, especially the ones who open their legs every friday night.
Jordan Lewis
Bros just be handsome, i'm skinny with an average height (for a Mexican) but i still get mad pussy. I look like Jared Leto
Ethan Myers
Or here’s a better idea: go out there, be confident, and talk to women. They’re just as socially awkward and not confident as most people are. They face the same issues as guys, but when they get on tinder they’re pretty much a lost cause. Grow a penis u fucking niggers, and talk to attractive women. Spark a conversation somehow, or get a hobby you stupid kike. If you rely on tinder for sex or female interaction, you’re a disgrace to manhood.
cant even read right now thought he was calling op out for not including that not complaining that he cant make it happen
Brandon Reed
I agree with all of this, this was advice specifically for tinder tho
Jason Bell
this
Oliver Richardson
>just so fucking retarded you can't even talk with humans. This. Fuck off Moishe.
Christian Turner
nah
Kayden Allen
Women on tinder are looking for sugar daddies or Chad mega cock
Ryan Turner
No you are misinterpreting shit, just not being a virgin is not enough, i havent even gotten to fuck for months because im stuck in the suburbs and this corona shit is only making it worse
