PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - BE RIGHT BACK EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/2/20
c-span.org/video/?470902-1/
youtu.be/WcMJutiXTak
>LabSec Scalia on HughHewittShow 4/2/20
youtu.be/ziSUBgacV9k
>CMSAdm Verma on FoxNews 4/2/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6146563354001
>NIAIDDir Fauci on CBSThisMorning 4/2/20
youtu.be/BbWEVgbIXbM
>NIAIDDir Fauci on TODAY 4/2/20
youtu.be/jHdblyM_3hs
>NORAD&NORTHCOM Comdr AFGen O'Shaughnessy on FBN 4/2/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6146544720001/
>America1stActionChair LindaMac on CNBC 4/2/20
youtu.be/qXA014uMV6Y
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/1/20
c-span.org/video/?470864-1/
youtu.be/tZNcnP31Rug
>VP Pence on ABCNews 4/1/20
youtu.be/X4jV7KfqeIE
>VP Pence on FBN 4/1/20
youtu.be/3evepLxt5-U
>VP Pence on (((FakeNews))) 4/1/20
youtu.be/1rJH6cai-fs
>VP Pence/AgSec Perdue visit Walmart Distribution Center in Gordonsville VA 4/1/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6146321822001
youtu.be/yWp_2_a-ODM
youtu.be/1jXIbN1bKDw (full)
>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC 4/1/20
youtu.be/RGuGJmc9DS4
>NIAIDDir Fauci on CBSEveningNews 4/1/20
youtu.be/fjdbhO4KNMk
>NORAD&NORTHCOM Comdr AFGen O'Shaughnessy on (((FakeNews))) 4/1/20
dvidshub.net/video/745340/
>Corey Lewandowski on JohnFredericksShow 4/1/20
youtu.be/c00UhtOrxfU

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MAGA

Trump just sent a letter to Schumer

the last line;
>I never knew how bad a Senator you are for the state of New York

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CHINA DIDNT LIE
PEOPLE DIDNT DIE

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fukin based

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MAGA

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Holy based

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peak based

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Holy shit

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Canada is a chink slave state.

HE'S STILL NOT BACK

Fucking based

Riots in Israel

>Working to acquire 100k ventilators
did you check Cuomo's NY warehouse?

>There is no indication that Kim Jong's Un claim of divinity and his lack of a butthole is falsified in anyway

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>china says they didnt lie!
lol

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MIGA

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source or kys

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Today is not even over but 708 people died which is almost 14 times as many people as have died in Japan

Infections total is also neat but that's cool. What the hell is Belgium doing? 100 deaths might be a delayed point a bit if countries are slow to report deaths but I guess that's when it's serious. I love how Japan just doesn't even make an interesting graph lel not even 100 deaths

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>dat pic
wew lad

I get that he needs a job but they're just forcing it with this guy

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i can't tell what this autist is saying

the bible predicted this

fuckin based

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> Only Hundreds
Stalin is in hell feeling extra depressed right now

Don't shit on Schumer, he has a scat fetish!

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The worldometers thing doesn't show how many deaths per infection, is there some place that does? That would be neat.

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I'd vote for him.

Gas all chinks.

>/ptg/ confirms @ the end of the last bread that they have a massive, collective faggoty crush on Blimpf's kike son-in-law

Thank god it's actually mostly shitposts, otherwise I'd be pretty fucking depressed

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Okay, so apparently if the IRS doesn't have your banking info on file, which is half of the people getting covid stimulus trumpbux, it may take up to 5 months for the IRS to get their lazy asses around to mailing you a check.

They are working on a system that will allow you to add your banking info to their system that should come online in late April at the earliest.

youtube.com/watch?v=kGHaGZm7qzo

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top kek

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HOLY FUCKING BASED

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damn Donald wrap that dump up they're running out of ways to stretch for time

BOOM

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could be more if the party was not controled opposition

3 month wait instead of 9.
Fuck off.

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I hope you’re not going to ask for photos of children’s shoes again, that’s really fucking weird.

>34 hospitals for $900mil
Pretty good deal desu, frank white would be proud

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He's had a job for awhile; he's a fucking Slumlord Jew

This guy's not a very good speaker.

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JARED GETS TO TITTYFUCK THIS??

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They literally JUST had a press conference where that was confirmed to be not true

Thank you President Trump

I think 50% of them like Jews. This is completely unironic.

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>Okay, so apparently if the IRS doesn't have your banking info on file, which is half of the people getting covid stimulus trumpbux
What kind of useless faggot motherfuckers doing have direct deposit for their fucking taxes? Start living correctly.

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He's doing a good job but we'll still deport him in 15 years.

THE MOST BASED THING I HAVE EVER READ.

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1/2

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Mnuchin just said this is false

SAVAGE

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>/ptg/ is one person
Fuck Kushner and fuck (((you))).

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That's pretty dumb. The reason they don't accept gay blood is because they're dozens of times more likely to have HIV than the rest of the population. Blood is tested in batches, so one infected batch means they're throwing out potentially hundreds of donors' worth of blood, thus resulting in less blood than just not accepting gays in the first place.

Good. I prefer my admirals get shit done not practice speaking in front of a mirror

REKT

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Socialized medicine is such a joke.
>j-just wait a week bro!

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Why???! Why do they need so much blood???

A Maoist country

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This letter is fucking great

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HELLO PLEASE

IF I MAIL MY $0 TAX RETURN FOR 2018 TOMORROW, DO I STILL GET MY TRUMPBUX???

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which part?

Has this guy been drinking all day?

Can we get a compilation of all the various ways China has screwed people over during this outbreak they caused?

wow. You can really see how inexperienced Kushner is. He seems like a little kid, looking all nervous and running out of breath. I thought he was a bigshot, but apparently he's a child of nepotism. He shows no experience or confidence in his delivery.

>Ivanka confirmed to be Kushner's beard

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This guy is a numbers guy only, get him off the fucking podium.

probably 3 days without sleep coordinating all this shit

Probably hasn't had more than a few hours sleep in several days.

The months and months part. That was apparently a number put out by some House committee. Pelosi bullcrap.

>"invisible enemy"

Why does he insist on this term?

Brehs this is making me quite depressed each day. When will it end? I just want my hockey and tennis waifus back

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>mail
not if you want it anytime soon user

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>where is the logjam
it's up yo butt, boy
IT'S UP YO BUTT

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Ectomorphs are true master race

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>they have Brass out there that isn't used to media kikery
Trump needs to get back out there and stomp dicks.

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This guy is no trump at answering questions

>WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN WE HAVE TO PAY FOR THINGS???? LIKE, WITH MONEY?????

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planned parenthood isn't grinding up enough babies

he spelt alternative wrong

TrumpBux are not "against" anything! No strings attached! Doesn't even change your tax bracket!

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No, he's bad.

What part of the FEMA motto don't they understand?
>Locally executed
>State managed
>Federally supported

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he has listened.

Imagine Trump whining while Schumer begged him to help.

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That's real fucking nice.

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TRUMP IS BACK FROM TAKING A SHIT

HE HAS THE LETTER

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

new york doesn't post full stats until end of the day, and they are likely to exceed yesterday's, which means we get over 1,000 again and put the world over 6k deaths a day
did you see france lel they reported 1355 deaths today
yes it's called my tables, it's deaths / infections, or the percent of infections that have resulted in death
a few samples:
VT: 4.98%
MI: 3.61%
CO: 2.39%
DC: 1.88%
FL: 1.30%
HI: 0.39%
Italy: 11.90%
Spain: 9.02%
Belgium: 5.93%
Portugal: 2.27%
Norway: 0.90%

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Oy vey goyim the fed has to do everything, local and state government exist solely to enrich the people elected not do work

Trump just showed up. He knows how much of a shitshow these guys are putting up trying to be "nice and respectful" to these 'journalists'

HOW WILL TRUMP GET REELECTED IF HE CAN'T RUN ON HIS RECORD LOW BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT!!!!

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Oh that will be a useful Tweet for later

Because he is referring to the Jews. Not the Virus.

it's funny watching someone else deal with these fucking Jews

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE'S GOING TO GO NUCLEAR ON DEMS NOW

Just checked his twitter, no shitposts. Would have been great.

FUCKING

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he'd make a cute trap is all i'm saying

Please be real

Don't be a cutie pie.

He mentioned the majority of people will receive the money in two weeks because they all have bank accounts, so the IRS has the banking info already somehow. Then he said it is not going to take months to send checks to those without bank accounts or not on file, they might send prepaid debit cards or something.

Vote for the Biden collective

>(except increasing my poll numbers)
We don't deserve him, lads.

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China has raped Australia hardcore over this. They've emptied their stores and shipped boatload after boatload back to China, leaving Australians struggling.

I hope he's sending a rod into pic related

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I will be supremely disappointed if they don't hang by the end of his second term.

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So Cuomo will now be eligible in 3 months for a blood letting to infect NY again?

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His facial structure is goblin tier. You have shit taste in traps.

You can't efile your taxes if you had $0 income, the system rejects it so you have to send it via snail mail.

Omega based

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>trump left the room for a few minutes to take a quick shit

A QUICK SHIT ON SCHUMER AND THE DEMS

He didn't seem that way to me. Understandably a little nervous with the entire world watching maybe, but I thought his delivery was intelligent and full of energy. He also seemed young to me, but I don't think he's actually super young he just looks that way. I listened a lot closer to what he had to say than to the general. I hope he gets more opportunities like that.

When rally season starts again, he's gonna bust this out and read it.

twitter.com/W7VOA/status/1245839361276612609

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Holy fug on a motherfug. This is a great thing to come back to after helping my uncle clean up.

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TRUMP TIME

I read that they changed it yesterday

should be good they come in sep

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Failed communist revolution by 2025 screencap this post and include me in the screencap

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>Trump Time

BASED TERM

FINNKIKE BTFO

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>VENTILATORS IN TRUMP TIME NOT WIMMIN TIME

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ty

>people still say that Chyna will become a super power after this

>arguing whether Kushner would make a qtrap

the both of you should be fucking ashamed of yourselves

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Sorry, being from Hurricane Central, no one here EVER relies on the Federal govt to help unless maybe your house is trashed and you then need FEMA assistance. But that's it! Everything else is always relied upon state and local officials.

C H A D
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That thing is built on SIX MAJOR FAULT LINES.

Already confirmed to be the fakest of news

>sedatemenow

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WOULD!

>new york doesn't post full stats until end of the day, and they are likely to exceed yesterday's, which means we get over 1,000 again
U S A
U S A
U S A
>Italy 11%
Fucking what lel I meant a live updating resource but it's really cool you did that, are you gonna continue to update/plug into a counting website?

obviously they'd want to use the most recent tax forms to confirm individual's current bank accounts and residences, so while they prefer at least 2018's, they seem willing to at least check back for even older filings or check other departments to confirm identities and addresses

>China will be more powerful
lol green water navy

women should not be given important positions in government

pretty sure she's the top in that relationship

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I hope this is real, Steve. Credibility and all that...

Direct deposit master race coming through, you're stinking up my air

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Alright, I know all you deepstate moles and corrupt mods hate me but let's have some real talk now.

What do we do about the deepstate people who are spreading this disease intentionally?

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAAHAAAAAAAA

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larper preppers BTFO

Navarro is much better with the press than that admiral

Mail could take 4-8 weeks just to process in the paper document. Don't do that. Show $10-100 of gambling income, or $50 is you sold something on craigslist or ebay. No one is checking these amounts. File for free, don't pay a cent. All features are free. They hide the free links. Only the irs.gov links are truly free:

apps.irs.gov/app/freeFile/

NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN

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It's going to be something when that thing goes

Hmmm, I'll have to look into that then.

They said today that the 20 weeks story is fake news.

One is a talker, the other a doer.

PELSOI FORMS CORONAVIRUS COMMITTEE
>WITH SUBPOENA POWER

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Hire some of the unemployed people to process the applications. Problem solved.

NAME THE JEW, NAVARRO
IT WAS A JEW TRYING TO PRICE GOUGE

NAVARRO RALLY!!!

This guy has great energy. I love him.

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twitter.com/KFaulders/status/1245836775135666181

It got sent to the White House press pool

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Oh shit what a punch

thank God this dude is president

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>Look! I dug up an Earth Egg!
>Look! I dug up an Earth Egg!
>Look! I dug up an Earth Egg!
>shovel breaks

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You're not hiding any masks, are you user?

>put medical supply into "commercial"
>commercial free to sell it to highest bidder, domistically or even straight up to foreign countries because lolmoney
>why does none of the medical supply reach the hospitals?!?!?!
lol wat
anyone could see that problem coming.

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trump was expecting it

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Looks wavy now

Damn lel

>brb, gotta dab on Schumer
Is that what just happened?

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>""""press""""