PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - TIME FOR ANOTHER PRESSER EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/2/20
c-span.org/video/?470902-1/
youtu.be/WcMJutiXTak
>LabSec Scalia on HughHewittShow 4/2/20
youtu.be/ziSUBgacV9k
>CMSAdm Verma on FoxNews 4/2/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6146563354001
>NIAIDDir Fauci on CBSThisMorning 4/2/20
youtu.be/BbWEVgbIXbM
>NIAIDDir Fauci on TODAY 4/2/20
youtu.be/jHdblyM_3hs
>NORAD&NORTHCOM Comdr AFGen O'Shaughnessy on FBN 4/2/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6146544720001/
>America1stActionChair LindaMac on CNBC 4/2/20
youtu.be/qXA014uMV6Y
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/1/20
c-span.org/video/?470864-1/
youtu.be/tZNcnP31Rug
>VP Pence on ABCNews 4/1/20
youtu.be/X4jV7KfqeIE
>VP Pence on FBN 4/1/20
youtu.be/3evepLxt5-U
>VP Pence on (((FakeNews))) 4/1/20
youtu.be/1rJH6cai-fs
>VP Pence/AgSec Perdue visit Walmart Distribution Center in Gordonsville VA 4/1/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6146321822001
youtu.be/yWp_2_a-ODM
youtu.be/1jXIbN1bKDw (full)
>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC 4/1/20
youtu.be/RGuGJmc9DS4
>NIAIDDir Fauci on CBSEveningNews 4/1/20
youtu.be/fjdbhO4KNMk
>NORAD&NORTHCOM Comdr AFGen O'Shaughnessy on (((FakeNews))) 4/1/20
dvidshub.net/video/745340/
>Corey Lewandowski on JohnFredericksShow 4/1/20
youtu.be/c00UhtOrxfU

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MAGA

>Be Mnuchin
>Have to do this gay QA for kike media
>Only thinking about going home and getting a bj from your hot blonde wife
Based.

I MISSED THE FIRST PART
WHAT DID MNUCHIN SAY

I MISSED THE FIRST PART
WHAT DID MNUCHIN SAY

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washingtonpost.com/arts-entertainment/2020/04/01/larry-david-danny-devito-coronavirus-psa/

It's your money and you need it now

MAGA
RONA RALLY

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i still trust the plan, and you?

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The "wait five months" thing was a lie as expected. Most people are getting their trumpbux THIS month or next.

fuck off nigger

>>Mick Mulvaney is #NeverTrump though.

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I know Trump is fighting a million different battles at the moment, but I hope he and his team don't lose their focus. It's pretty clear where the narrative is going with the election season. If he loses the last 4 years will be for nothing.

100,000 deaths doesn't seem so far off now...

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>MY VIRUS HAS A FIRST NAME
>ITS C-O-V-I-D

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>TWO WEEKS
[muffled Colbert in the distance]

Trump should release his own brand of Mac n cheese and call MAGAroni

basically "you're getting money much faster than you did when the nigger did a similar thing" and "even plumbers can get money, we're kind of treating small business very loosely because I love America" then he goose-stepped out of there

also there was a goblina

guys its been nearly 30 hours since i last had a burger. i am not sure i am gonna make it

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>If he loses
To Joe030033030? Highly fucking unlikely.

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QRD: You may have to wait an extra day or two if you don't have a bank account, a mailbox, or live in Antarctica with no internet.

Imagine thinking citizens even mattered in this economy.

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HELLO PLEASE

What has happened today? How have threads been?

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The guy on the right has a peculiar face. Is that what the Trump administration is all about?

>Trump should release his own brand of Mac n cheese and call MAGAroni
Hell yeah

It will be horrific for the world if he loses. They are going to enact revenge for empowering nationalism and masculine self-respect across the globe, and the entire world is going to taste that lashing.

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MAGA

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>its been nearly 30 hours since i last had a burger
F

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>MY VIRUS HAS A SECOND NAME
>ITS BONAR

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i have not eaten anything that tastes good since february, of course you can make it

agree, they're trying ballot harvesting and mail-voting too
they're gonna make 2016 rigging look like child's play.
hope Trump knows their tricks and is able to block it

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Who Mnuchin here?

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If covid-19 is really bad, how come no one on /ptg/ has gotten it?

>pmurT bragging about negotiating for $3 a gallon gasoline
Remember when we had a President that worked for lower gas prices?

good times

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NYCQUARANTINENOW.GOV

Drinking tim horton coffee with eggo waffles.

>How have threads been?
Great, until you showed up.

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MNUCHIN RALLY!
Better now that you're here.

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Is America the only country that is testing it's population properly?

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TREASONOUS
USN Crozier Letter 1/4

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a horseshoe bat just flew over my house

NYC.GOV/HELPNOW

they need help now get on it anons

PTG doesn't leave the house. Myself included. Cant get coofed on

Dude's a chad.

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HERE WE GO AGAIN

People said the same thing about Hillary. Don't get cocky.

What is more logistically plausible?
Q Tardation
or
Project Zephyr
Seriously what it takes to carry these out is pretty beg to say the least.

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TRUMPBUX AND ENDLESS WINNING
FUCK PELOSI
FUCK SCHUMER
FUCK SCHIFF
FUCK ABRAMS
FUCK BIDEN
FUCK SANDERS
FUCK OBAMA

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presser now.
>youtube.com/watch?v=WcMJutiXTak&feature=emb_logo

Trump is too scared to call it the China Virus anymore
I guess after his phonecall with his chinese overlord, all the chinese shills within his administration have set him straight

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>fedora arrives w/ his pathetic, faggoty daily shtick

Stop responding to this retarded fucking nigger already

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>Myyyy virus has a second name
>it’s C - H - I - N - A

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>hurr im a leaf doing leaf things
get kung raked

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never gonna make it

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USN Crozier Letter 2/4

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his money is the chad in that relationship

germany

"here we go again!"

KEK

HERE
WE
GO
AGAIN

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He knows it and he doesn't care.

To be fair, it wouldn't be the end of the world is Biden won. He's not a super liberal and the only Supreme Court judges he would be able to replace would be Ginsburg or maybeeeee Thomas since Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, and Roberts are so young. That said I don't want him to win but he definitely wouldn't be as bad as Hillary or Bernie

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HELLO PLEASE

DO NEETS THAT HAD NO INCOME IN 2018 AND 2019 GET TRUMPBUX IF THEY WEREN'T CLAIMED AS A DEPENDENT???

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The unparalleled transparency of the Trump presidency really pays off now.

NO TIME FOR WITCH HUNTS

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Trump retweets Q people

Better now that you’re here

RIDICULOUS INVESTIGATIONS

Did you file?

kek

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Donald Trump is currently the most highly paid golfer in the world, and is one of the 10 highest paid “athletes” in the world.

So far US taxpayers have spent $133M to fund over 117 golf outings. Since he mainly golfs at his own clubs/resorts, that money goes straight into his own pocket.

How does this make you feel /ptg/?

USN Crozier Letter 3/4

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AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>the dems bs investigations are building up my poll numbers

>implying that biden was ever meant to be more than a puppet for the deep state

she's in the movies, you can see her titties on the internet!

I check my belfry every night just in case

america is not testing properly, we are running out of tests

SEETHING

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Wow.
Thanks Louisiana.
Red state sucking dick again?

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>ywn have enough money that it becomes an entity you can literally cuck
This is ultimate chad.

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"It's time to stop being partisan like those democrat losers who got nothing on my tremendous poll numbers"

Most of us probably have, but since we are young and virile studs we're all fine with mild symptoms.

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Sweden is probably counting the Swedes killed by their replacement as coronavirus deaths.

>I'M GONNA STEP OUT BECAUSE I'M SICK OF YOU KIKES AND I'M GONNA GET SOME REAL WORK DONE

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but I like calling him a nigger
based as fuck

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i asked you the other day if you have a redd1t account

USN Crozier Letter 4/4

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Ok tranny.

if you filed, yes

IT'S HAPPENING

DEMOCRATS NOMINATE CORONAVIRUS AS THEIR OFFICIAL CANDIDATE

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Nigger, you stupid

that being said, she is fucking gorgeous

That EU flag. lol. Fucking Eutards.

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>WHY CANT WE IMPEACH HIM????

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"""MEETING"""

WHAT IS IT ABOUT BROS? OPERATION ARREST THE GLOBALISTS?

Good about myself.

Try a hot dog

>they just keep losing
ain't it the truth

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Great argument

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Trump gotta take a dump!

“IT IS INDISPENSABLE TO… UTTERLY EXHAUST HUMANITY WITH DISSENSION, HATRED, STRUGGLE, ENVY AND EVEN BY THE USE OF TORTURE, BY STARVATION, BY THE INOCULATION OF DISEASES, BY WANT, SO THAT THE “GOYIM” SEE NO OTHER ISSUE THAN TO TAKE REFUGE IN OUR COMPLETE SOVEREIGNTY IN MONEY AND IN ALL ELSE.” Protocols of Zion, 10:19

"DIE GOYIM, DIE!!"

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The expenses are for travel and secret service wages. You think trump writes a $100 million dollar check to his resort every time he golfs? You’re a gorilla retard nigger lmao

TRUMP HAS TO GO POOP

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No, but I can have it in the mail tomorrow.

I wonder if their large population of niggers has something to do with it.

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>new orleans
is not that city filled of 13 percenters?

code for he's gotta take a wicked shit
meeting in the porcelain office

in case it was hard to read because of similar colors before, here is the chart again with labels

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TRUMP & BIDEN IN STATISTICAL TIE IN MICHIGAN WITH (((PPP)))

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>the president tested negative for covid-19

He had me for a second.

Source on either of these unrelated claims?

this but unironically

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>new orleans demographics

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MELANIA QUICKIE

>I gotta go to the john, i'll be right back
what did he mean by this

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>Jared's finally gonna speak

Always a treat to hear a satanic demonjew from hell toss in his two cents

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i was just playin

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You know people are going to bitch about him saying he was curious

Yay thanks for newz friend. Hope you had a MAGA day

What have they said so far?

Just glad to have a bunch of MAGAfriends, friendo. Any big newz you know about?

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She's definitely a Stacy.

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You can type reddit

>le democrat isn't so bad
You deserve a knife in the throat

MISTER PRESIDENT NO

>Post yfw Trump walks back in and forgot to zip up his pants

Wait.... Trumpbux = loan?

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that's bullshit, but I believe it

SOME Democrats aren't as bad as others

He doesn't even take a paycheck from us and he's a billionaire outside of being the president. You're a fucking idiot.

i should remind you all that any obesity, diabetes, and cardiac problems affect at least one third of the entire adult US population, and likely much more

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What does it say?

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I did not, but I can still do so, right?

Biden isn't even conscious. Once the debates come around Trump is going to sweep Michigan so hard.

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>Spacing out the journos
Just make them get the cough des

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...

Mike had to go first, before Jared goes and gets Jew all over the mic.

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>what did he mean by this
He's going to get a quick hummer from Melania

Which means, of course, that Trump is killing Biden there.

You really deserve a slow death for being that stupid

Jewish Chad?

I wish I had the bank account to land a woman like that. Damn.

>Pence trying to make up BS news to stall while Trump takes a shit

Why do these retards think Trump can't work and golf at the same time? He's invited countless foreign leaders to Mar-a-Lago to golf with him over the years

This virus seems engineered to take out the old and infirm, it's the kind of thing the Chinese government would be into, meanwhile a lot of evidence suggests young people get few or no symptoms. I had a sniffle last week, that might have been it.

>it's fab!
he's a lucky jew, and she sounds like a fun lay

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>Always a treat to hear a satanic demonjew from hell toss in his two cents
in fact, there's one in this very thread

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No big newz?

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They never think about the fact that the golf course is the only place they can’t wiretap

Sometimes you just have to tip your cap. Even if he is a jew.

It's a loan to small businesses that will be forgiven so long as they keep paying their employees with it.

Guys please keep the thread going, I have a meeting I have to attend real quick. I'll be right back.

Filtered for dumb.

Does Jared still sound like a squeaking, shrill kike rat?

Based.

>linking to your own post hoping for (You)s
sad.

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They do, they're mad about it.

>the main crux of these pressers is the current state of things
>and how well states are doing on their own, and how the fed is helping them do what they want to do, not the fed
He's literally rubbing it into the globalists faces and it's fucking brilliant.
And he does it daily.

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oh shit jared rally coming up

religious charities covered for Trumpbux.

>1.3 thousand poeple died in France today
>961 in Spain
>760 in Italy
>708 in USA
lolololol

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Yes.

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The chinks have a massive demographic bomb iirc and the coof goes a ways to mitigating it

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>Mr. President, there’s a very important meeting you need to attend RIGHT NOW

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>Giving out money to nigger importing gayfag child rapist organizations
k

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I hope he takes a few questions so we can see *his* level of autism on full display

He and Mnuchin may actually be on the same level as far as that goes

If you think the west's demographics are fucked, imagine a 1 child policy.

I unironically think I had it in late February - early March. dry coof, fever, head ache, loss of smell/taste. Felt like shit for 2 days and didnt feel normal for about about a week maybe week and a half, but never though it was any worse than my yearly winter coofs.

Rush was talking about it and that 5k-7k chinks came into CA every day prior to Trump closing travel and the reason CA's outbreak isn't as bad as NY or other states is because we already had ours.

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Literally never heard Kushner speak before.

This should be interesting. Let's see him for real.

you had an impostor a few threads ago it seems, see also see i get the feeling we aren't in kansas anymore

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I have it. Honestly it's not as bad as people make it out to be, half of being sick is your mentality throughout it and the rest is feeling like shit. I've had pneumonia many times in the past and that builds scar tissue in your lungs every time you get it, this feels no different. Take 2 loratadine and some regular cold meds, I already feel better than yesterday when I was running a fever.

>The Virgin Donald walks away
>THE CHAD GEORGE SITS FIRM

Thoughts?

youtu.be/v23_G8qsm2s

>asking anons to post photos of their children’s shoes
You’re a deranged weirdo

Truly, he is the Roadrunner to their Wile E Coyote. Every trap they try to spring on him blows up in their face.

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Are you going to go touch your benis?

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he's done a few speeches

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He sounds like a huge pussy. Kind of like how I never heard Bloomberg speak until the debate and found out he's got a wussy voice

I hope he delivers the entire thing in German.

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what's going on in south america

>you can see her titties on the internet!
they're pretty small

KEK

i laughed at this good job nigger

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What is it with lewd posters and never posting white women?

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PRESIDENT JARED KUSHNER

Genuinely feel bad for him.
Its probably not helpful that he's on juice also

I will never trust Kushner. I don't know what the fuck Ivanka sees in this Jew.

Kushner is the superior Jew. Mnuchin only got an actress, Kushner got the President's daughter. Of course he had to help his father-in-law win first. A trivial task. Did it over a game of telepathic chess with Barron.

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The only reason (((celebrities))) are testing is positive is so normies can actually see someone who (((tested positive)))

That idiot had the nerve to say he was hallucinating and seeing his dead father.

The next life will not be kind to him.

there’s a lot to unpack here

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MAGA

Reminded me of pic rel.

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That doesn't sound too bad. When I had swine flu I couldn't breathe out of my nose for 2 months, coughed almost nonstop.

What a weasel.

SHILLS BOSS SPEAKING!!

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hallucinations aren't a symptom. What the fuck is he talking about?

>hello, fellow Trump administration officials
he's the MAGA ally version of zuckerberg

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KUSH
>KUSH
KUSH
>KUSH

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Jared speaking up

In general we can say Trump will likely pick up anyone who is currently undecided and will have the best turnout operation and enthusiasm, these factors let him punch way above his numbers in 2016, so the question to ask is does Biden have a better turnout operation than Clinton did? Do people like Joe more than they liked Hillary? He seems pretty absent from the media compared to her, his fundraising is rather anemic as well but he did have a good primary performance in spite of that, he didn't have any surprise Sanders wins like Clinton did.

imo Michigan is the state the Dems are most likely to win back, Joe won't spend his time shitting on the UAW like Clinton did for example, but if Trump is in a statistical tie I'd say the state leans Trump. This doesn't bode well for sleepy Joe.

holy shit I think that this is the first time that I've watched Jared Kushner speak
he's kind of soft-spoken, but I guess it's expected for a lanky Jew

wow the actual President is speaking now

Death. Like usual. Who cares?

You are being opressed.

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U KNOW HOW I KNOW WE ARE FUCKED THIS FUCKING DUMB JEW IS CALLING THE SHOTS

>(((BREAK DOWN EVERY BARRIER)))))

there will be a mid press briefing tweet, is what he means

He sounds like a kid. What the fuck?

HE SOUNDS LIKE A GIRL!

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>best turnout
just wait for mail-only election with ballot harvesting

I still don't understand how this virgin gets to fuck Ivanka.

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businessinsider.com/coronavirus-hospitals-face-shortages-of-equipment-staff-and-beds-2020-3

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>this jew gets to suck on Ivanka's milkers
life is not fair

These pressers have warmed me to a Pence 2024 run. I'd still prefer tucc, but Mike seems to have loosened up a bit and gotten more comfortable in his office.

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Biden wouldn’t be able to appoint any judges without the senate. He’s not going to win though, he’s the weakest presidential candidate in at least 30 years.

What a pathetic voice. Pathetic.

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>Trump can't stand Jared's voice so he invented a "meeting" to step out

Kushner looks nervous as hell. His voice is almost breaking.

>Any big newz you know about?
Not really. Apparently my governor (Kemp) is under fire for pretending to be retarded yesterday.

He's skitzo confirmed.

He should take up chain-smoking.

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the paycheck protection program is a loan
a forgiveable loan
trumpbux are an advance rebate against your 2020 return

At least we know what the new shill macros will revolve around. lol

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How did Trump react when Ivanka introduced Jared to Trump in person?

Kek!

Could you imagine that dinner table with him and Ivanka speaking? They are both extremely soft speakers.

Joe is the Walter Mondale for 2020.

His voice stopped maturing after 14.

Honestly, I'd rather have Barron doing both Kushner's and Mnuchin's jobs right now...he'd expose them both for the pathetic kikes who are both way in over their heads that they are

Now, the president's unelected son in law will speak, for no reason.

>BEST PEOPLE
>BEST JOBS
>RIGHT PEOPLE
>BREAKING DOWN THE BARRIERS
>STRETCHING
>FULLY BEHIND
>THE SPEED THE PRESIDENT DEMANDS
Ivanka thanks you and so do we, Mr. Kushner

Money

trump sacrified his bimbo daughter

Kushner looks and sounds like an overgrown 14 year old

source

yeah

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looks like Zuckerberg and talks like Shapiro

>OH NO! WELL THAT SUCKS

He's an autistic real estate developer, just like daddy.

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she loves sissy jews

Kek

good god she's an ascended ultrastacy.

His testicles never descended

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Hunter Biden doesnt look so good
Child Support is sucking the life out of him Brandon Frasier style

>just wait for something that won't happen
K

Effeminate

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seethe

if 13% = 50%, then 59.1%=227%

new orleans must be worse than hell

>jew starts talking
>sounds jewy
>/ptg/ surprised he sounds like a jew
how new are you people?

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>I thought you were bringing your boyfriend to dinner, who's this heeb twink?

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>I'd still prefer tucc
Pretty retarded, honestly

how in da hell is this faggot blowin loads into ivanka?

she is literally built for my cock

>their milkies touch

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Just read up that she's Scotish. They are very cucked, but sometimes they produce a Gigastacy.

I thought they were an extra rebate from your 2018 taxes

Fuckin dum feg everyone is so obsessed with my pp it's insane:
>EARLY EARLY EARLY
>finished importing in death rates per capita for all states and the significantly infected countries. it's almost /modelingtime/
Awesome you did that thanks m8 did you post the models yet?
>stock market is up because trump said some stuff about oil. the world breaks 1 million known cases today, of which the US is about 25% of
I didn't check market yet wonder if my 4% prediction held
>> What has happened today?
>Maybe the highlight would be Florida and Georgia finally catching up to lockdown or something. I’m not sure
I didn't know they were behind on something
>> How have threads been?
>Meh
Why meh?

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>mail-only election
Not going to happen, the virus will have tapered off too much by November for them to get away with that level of corruption. Realistically what will happen is the virus will be just present enough still to depress turnout in urban areas, while rural and suburban Trump voters will cross fire and brimstone to vote for him.

Yes, by all accounts it is.