HOLY SHIT MY TRUMPBUX CAME IN MID PRESS CONFERENCE

Wtf where's mine I've been working on and off since 2018 and my paychecks have been taxed therefore I should qualify >:(

Thanks again for buying my vids user.

I wasn’t sure if people would be interested in my obese white ass sitting on the toilet and playing gameboy.

You make me feel like a women.

do you have to apply for this or is it automatic?

>he doesnt tip when the pornhub artist performs extremely well

findom

>Payments will go in reverse order from those with the lowest income to the highest income

>gameboy
ok boomer

>artist

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I bet your apartment is coated in a film of semen.

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Based! Now we can all buy more Blacked porn

Thanks!

>ishygddt
what is "unable to get a credit card"?

Lel

I know this isnt real but how they doing the direct deposits? They got my shit on file or what.

Do you get direct deposit tax returns? If not youre fucked its gonna take months to get your magabux

I would guess either from your account used from tax returns or somehow through your employer

wtf you nigger
I could find you a premium pornhub account for free

direct deposit

Shit bait. Fuck off.

>artist
megakek

>6 gorillion hours in mspaint

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4/10 made me roll my eyes

not really, they can mail out stuff pretty fast. I'd say a month tops once they start sending them out.

>Redtube
>Pornhub
10/10 shitpost
would coom again

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stop being black

Clearly photoshopped

Kek

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stop swearing and also it isnt fake you can see the picture right there

>his country doesn't have cashback debit cards

A fucking piece of shit beta incel faggot who is completely useless in life

>banking with wells fargo

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It's fake as hell. He didn't even spell the word Treasury correctly. Damn, y'all dumb.

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>Using a credit card ever

This is why you're poor. Retards always say, "oh I just pay it off each month". We all know that's BS, because most people and getting rammed up the ass by the plastic Jew.

Fuck off with your Jewish money.

Blacklight your room and post results

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> stumping for jewish usury
I bet your balance sheet looks real good.

HOLY SHIT A STIMULUS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

Is it still April 1st where you live? How are you still infected?

haha this is the new open tabs meme

*coof *coof*.

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Roll for Wave 2: WuFlu Bugaloo

How do I claim the stimulus?

took the words out of my mouth

>How do I claim the stimulus?

It's easy just bend over.

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save it for rent

Quit watching porn you stupid coomer.

Thats what they said about me cumming inside your mom!!!!!! but guess what???? I came in her TWICE!!!!!

MAGA time to stimulate my package if you know what I mean

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>paying for porn

They are going to offset that with inflation. Better spend it quick.

May I suggest donating it to an e-girl? It's basically the same as paying for porn.

That bald weirdo guy

Post em, boys

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Do I get trump bucks? I make over 100k a year. So if that eliminates me I'll be sad

>he doesnt tip his favorite adult performers

are there really people that dont do this? how else will they make a living?

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H1B can't legally get citizenship after their visa expires though, even Pat Buchanan supported it in the short term.

trump change is shit compared to boris bucks

debit cards are less secure
also floating money