BRAZIL CORONA CASES EXPLODE

rip frens

How long before you hit testing capacity?

Good. Die.

even small cities

NOBODY CARES ABOUT BRAZIL

>g1.globo.com/bemestar/coronavirus/noticia/2020/04/02/brasil-tem-299-mortes-e-7910-casos-confirmados-de-coronavirus-diz-ministerio.ghtml
Can you give the basics of that please?
Can't be bothered with google translate.

Brazil doesn´t have the resources nor the competence to diagnose that many cases lol

Favelas btfo

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tava doido pra ser demitido mas meu trabalho ainda da pra fazer de casa

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a thousand more, just like yesterday, monkey.

it's been real.

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>THE EXPONENTIAL GROWTH HAS BEGUN
No, it was always there

Here
g1.globo.com/bemestar/coronavirus/noticia/2020/04/02/brasil-tem-ao-menos-23-mil-testes-de-coronavirus-a-espera-do-resultado-numero-e-mais-que-o-triplo-de-casos-confirmados.ghtml
Expect more

>PLS tell me everything is gonna be okay
I wont lie to you m8, this is just the beginning of the great shitstorm of our times.

>Brazilian bat fusion timeline
IT'S OVER.

There are NO reliable tests that can accurately test for COVID-19.
Because of that, any tests being done are done for cornaviruses in general, not specifically COVID-19, and then it is being diagnosed officially as COVID-19.
Coronaviruses in general are so common, that most people have them to some degree at any given point in time, even though they are perfectly healthy,
It is not enough to have a virus, it is crucial to know the viral load, because the viral load needs to be high enough for someone to get sick from it. The viral load is NOT BEING TESTED AT ALL.
There are hundreds of thousands of flu and pneumonia patients in hospitals all over the world at any given time.
Many patients are "presumed" to have COVID-19, without any test whatsoever.
NOBODY is documenting actual cases of COVID-19.
"... all you have done is use a simple test kit trick to convert the worst flu and pneumonia cases into something new that doesn't actually exist."

People are getting the regular annual flu and other Winter illnesses, but these cases are being diagnosed without proof that they are COVID-19.

In reality, COVID-19 does not exist.

This is why it is old people dying (as they do every year).
This is why most people dying have "co-morbidities" (they are dying of something other than COVID-19).
This is why the cases are worst in China, Italy, and Iran ... and now USA. Northern Italy has the largest Chinese population in Europe, and there are a lot of Chinese going between China and Iran, as well. The USA is now "testing" more people than anyone else in the world, and what do you know ... they are finding more people with coronavirus (ANY coronavirus) in their system.
THIS. IS. A. HOAX.

sott.net/article/431521-Manufactured-pandemic-They-re-testing-people-for-ANY-strain-of-Coronavirus-not-COVID-19-specifically-US-scientist?fbclid=IwAR3AzUScT8Au1eWrBXCqliVtzgEdF6W41RhyI5Gze0yUnt276OPmleZQvvc

This virus kills only old people, youll be allright, especially if you have BCG like me

take your Latuda

guy tested in my small city had to be tested 3 times

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The secretary of mutations in Argentina has confirmed that the virus has "significantly" mutated in Brazil and Ecuador to be up to 100 times more deadly among young people.

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Can they even test 4000 people in a day? Do they have the infrastructure and qualified technicians on site to acquire this data? Nothing burger? Is anyone going to scout the morgues to see if there is actually dead bodies being burned by the thousands?

in winter 2014-15 we had about 40,000 die here in britland.
no big panic over that then, it was just high normal figures.
don't stress, if you get ill with flu get as much sunshine as you can.natural vitamin D

Yes. And we just purchased 5 million tests and the first batch of 500k was distributed today, so the numbers will go up even faster now

Boys have you seen France?
+1355 dead today

ramp up the testing by the hundred thousands, enough tested until less people are found infected.
less infected = its gone.
this is how it will end in the west .

How many had compromised immune systems, underlying issues or were old?

There are way more dead people than those 299 right now, wait until they begin to test for real and you will see the numbers grow way more.

He's not wrong.

BTW, it's finally a happening and you are all shitting your beds?
Disgusting.jpg

This makes sense:

2116 new cases and 1355 new deaths in France, including 884 fatalities in nursing homes that occurred over a period of several weeks and that were announced only today.

>The secretary of mutations
Is that a G.I.Joe position?>confirmed that the virus has "significantly" mutated in Brazil and Ecuador to be up to 100 times more deadly among young people.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You fags forget the wisdom of the beaver poster
youtu.be/ODW33rq8_yA

Guy's i'm not feeling really good...feeling kind of like shit to be honest

My plan is, if shit get's really bad, I go to the middle of the woods in some deserted area and stay there for 2 weeks.

I'm not getting injected with some ID2020 lethal vaccine and i'm not staying in my house to get fried by 5G like the rest of the world

How long can I even survive without prepping experience at all, just with a tent some rice, a pan and water?

Was just thinking about that. That user said there was only a 20% chance of the mutation though, so there's still hope.

Literally once they start testing every country will be fucked hardcore, first it was China the hotspot for the virus then it was western Europe now its USA and later it will be other nations and even if the nations that first were able to "contain" it will be fucked over by corona virus round 2 because the countries who are currently the hotspot will just infect them again so it will go in circles probably killing fucking millions wordwide until they find the vaccines, like it was a nothingburger at first and I believed it but now that the cases are slowly but surely exploding in literally every country on earth u know shit is fucked.

remember when Yas Forums was shilling for bolsonaro FOR FREE!?

i remember
fuck this place and fuck white people
RESISTE

a while if you have a water source

call a psychiatrist and get Latuda 60mg

remember when your country kept bankrupting itself over and over without end? you are an embarassment to the continent

You sure get around.

Stock the fuk up & fasten them bulkheads

Well done on voting in an obvious rabble rouser because you thought he was 'based' hahaha. Now you're all being left to die.

Imagine voting for someone who doesn't care if you live or die.

Strap in tight Ronaldo

Can a human body live only on carbs like rice? Can I get 15 kg of rice and live in a tent for weeks on rainwater?

>without prepping experience at all, just with a tent some rice, a pan and water?
Depends how soon the indios , leopards or mosquitos find you. One week tops, even less if all the armed favela monkeys have the same idea as you.

Fucking ifood man coofed over me when delivering some donuts.
Wish me luck bros.

Bolsanaro is probably an even worse example of faux-nationalism than Trump. After when he leaves office, you guys will probably be stuck with a socialist similar to what Venezuela has right now.

RIP south monkeys

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>He doesn’t know what second wave of viruses are
It’s starting to kill young and healthy people too. It’s estimated over 2 million Americans alone will die from this if nothing is done.

>ordering food
your own fault

At least Maduro cares for people, unlike Bolsanaro who's happy to see his own people die in the street because "that's life". What an inspiring leader...

Brasil is massive bro. It is maybe 30x larger than your country. If you grab your car and start driving from one state to another, you will see as much occupied land as deserted forests with nobody for miles.

I'll be taking fuel, rice, a few pans, a tent, water and a knife if I go.

we have a pretty strong libertarian movement in brazil now which we didnt have a while ago. its possible the left will win but its also possible some non-insane right winger will

>sopa de bat
>uma delicia

supa del murcielago una delicia

>libertarianism
>right-wing

Here in Curitiba, people are going back to work, about half of the stores are opening and etc.
You should expect an even greater explosion of cases soon, user.
I think Curitiba alone might go to up to 1 million cases(half of the city pop)

your post is an example of why we might not win, because retards like you on the right will keep fighting over details while the left aggregates on some lula-like or even lula himself

Bolsonaro is a kike nationalist, not a faux nationalism.

>31 Jan 2020

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You are a retard.
Brazil has a mean IQ of 83, that is the sole reason that is a shithole, not because of "socialism" or whatever.

ok then i guess just vote for lula it doesnt matter either way

nooo. you have sexy trans girls. hopefully they're immune

We're fucked.

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Your president literally told everyone to go outside and fuck the corona virus. It's ogre.

on track for 5 million by the end of the month, housing market is going to collapse when all those McMansions get dumped onto the market all at once.

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I know you monkeys greet with french kisses. Youre fucked.

>inB4 it gets into the south american bat population

The youngest fatality was 3 months old while the oldest survivor was over a hundred years old. This can kill anyone of any age if the viral load at the point of infection is high enough.

if you are young with no pre-conditions you will be fine. the worst thing you would suffer, if anything, is a running nose and maybe a little fever

What's the score with the virus and the Brazil bats? - why would it mutate with further interaction with the new bats rather than do it anyway on it's own?

Doubling depends on lockdown measures, but yes, most countries will eventually get 70-80% infected; countries that handle it better will just take a year to get there compared to a few months.