Describe Your Quarantine Experience In 5 Words Or Less

My wife is a cunt

normal life for 13 years.

niggers tongue my anus

Comfy. I feel grateful to live in a country that always get things done.

Niggers bite my buttocks

Watching my VHS. Remembering 90's

Nothing ever changes.

In 9 months there will be a baby boom. My wife and I were having a laugh about that.

Quarantine is for city fags.

translation pls

Business as usual

You'll be divorced by then.

I am just a recluse

Little change. Healthier diet.

Eating all my tasty cummies.

My Doctor Wife My Die

Normal life.

laid off masturbated and music

If there are niggers in space then we are already doomed.

Same as always.

Sucks living in a City

Literally nothing has changed

fema stockpiles coffins not food

comfy

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Best days of my life!

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Based

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Niggers. Bottom text.

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my eyes are stinging

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The usual with less outside.

nothing changed for me again

Comfy as fuck

on a diet losing weight

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I still have to work.

*ass

I'm essential, suck my dick

nothing has changed at all

Pretty fucking comfy autumn.

No change to my life

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brap sniff coom brap sniff

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As usual only not guilty.

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business as usual

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Hope the power stays on.

I still work for UPS

All is well here , dude

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Getting used to it now.

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Nothing ever happens

no longer bother wearing pants

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Anons can't read or count.

I want my fucking packages

Used to this existence desu

I want it to stay

My life has been unchanged

Nothing has changed other than shopping being more annoying.

Literally nothing has changed.

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I still go to work.

Just like before but better.

Family is all laid off.

peenutbutter and pizza for months

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Cum all over the place

Gas, AIDS, Family, Friends, Nigger.

Literally nothing has changed.

I need moar toilet paper

I cannot see my gf

Hang in there user

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Not bad. Need more weights

Literally nothing has changed

Furious at economy destroying nothingburger.

BIGGER AND STRONGER THAN EVER
(Homegym masterrace)

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More sex than ever before

Best way of life ever

Based, I've started not wearing a shirt either

Goodbye weeklings, hell apocolypse

Nothing really changed.

Everything is exactly the same except we go to the store less and I get to spend more time with my kids.

So fucking comfy holy shit!

The jews did nine eleven

Nothing has changed. Just a bunch of people acting like niggers, and gas is cheap.

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Rub it in nigger. I want a squat rack but nowhere to put it

Working on my future schedule.

why not just punch the floor?

nothing changed

I must work onsite fuck you

>not having high ceilings so you can fit a nice comfy rogue rack
DYEL

Sorry fag. I hope you're well.

/comfy/ planting a garden.

What the fuck is your problem?

Cause I'm renting lololol

Nothing at all has changed

Comfy and great for marriage

Booze and smokes and amphetamines

Oh, right! Gas is so much cheaper. I've been going on hikes and trips. It's been pretty nice.

Comfy and other such synonyms

Too busy working to care

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>renting some nigger shack
no excuse

I enjoy being a NEET

Forever alone as usual

Literally nothing has changed.

Hitler did nothing wrong

allgood, we'll send some over

Wheelies on my dirt bike

Re-open the gyms REEEEEEE

Thank God Brazil is free

5 words, huh?
Fuck you self righteous cunny!

sorry, thought this was about the squat rack
still now you're going to get fucked on security deposit

I WANNA GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND DO HOODRAT SHIT WITH MY FRIENDS

Big man made big hole.

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I dont wank that much

Now Is The Time To Build

Sage goes in the option

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comfy mount and blade bannerlord

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Dumb niggers everywhere I look

Finally, I am a NEET

Smh nigger

Wholesome and cozy as heck.

Pretty comfy desu

Still working, for now. Drinking mostly on my days off. Been going for walks to get some exercise after sitting on my ass playing video games. Losing my gains since the gym closed. Considering getting a workout bench and some dumbbells. Going to start running next week. This shit is boring. Also, fuck China for causing all of this. I always hated you fucking parasites. Fuck you.

It's just the flu, bro

You have to be the biggest normal cattle faggot to be bothered by this. Nothing changed for me.