/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2864

► Detected: 1,007,796 (+72,600) ► Died: 52,611 (+5,419) ► (Reset: -05:00:52)

— 4.2 billion people put under lockdown —
— 206 countries and territories infected —
— 2.8x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 2,649 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
Israel forces everyone to wear masks in public
archive.is/eV49g

Jew arrested for hoarding supplies, price gouging, coughing on FBI
archive.is/Ays3X

US intelligence says China concealed cases and deaths
archive.is/lCxfS

Brazil confirms first indigenous COVID case in the Amazon
archive.is/U9hpb

Under 1 year old in the US dies to coronavirus
archive.is/5KukH

>RESEARCH
21 year old without previous conditions dies in Britain
archive.is/TiKMA

Virus spreads through pipes
archive.is/dTtfj

Virus can live in the air for several hours
archive.is/ucAUF

Under 2 year old in Morocco dies of coronavirus
archive.is/DUZyi

14 year old in Portugal dies without previous conditions
archive.is/WwiWc

>REMINDER
Test kits in the U.S and 30 countries are flawed
archive.is/cLmse

Infected in India only discovered post-mortem
archive.is/6ajdF

Ecuador struggling to handle all the deaths
archive.is/oWbtV

H1N1 estimates took confirmed deaths and multiplied by 15
archive.is/r5wbT

$2.4 trillion global recession expected
archive.is/s1wVX

>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
20:19: 254 new cases and 7 new deaths in Poland.
20:17: 128 new cases and 3 new deaths in Pakistan.
20:09: 1,228 new cases and 32 new deaths in Massachusetts.
19:56: 414 new cases and 2 new deaths in Israel.
19:52: 979 new cases and 55 new deaths in Brazil.
19:49: 267 new cases and 27 new deaths in Connecticut.

>SOURCES
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twitter.com/AnonBabble

nigger

> streamable.com/fugn80

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>Dead: 52,611
lol, still only 52,611.
How many days has it been stuck at 52,611? Four days? Five days?

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>1007793 infected
>52611 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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POST PICS OF CORONA-CHAN DOMINATING PEOPLE. I NEED TO COOM

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Check

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france is the new italy

europe is fucked aint it, this is the end of the EU

Happeningfags are so pathetic

4 weeks and everything will be back to normal

Press F for Ecuador. People are dropping dead like flies, they're burning bodies on the street.

twitter.com/EduX2019/status/1245101079102205955
twitter.com/javieradrianzen/status/1244723454814937088
twitter.com/Noticias_crc/status/1244639119256571904
twitter.com/carlopezortiz/status/1245296767853367302
twitter.com/LaRazon_Bolivia/status/1245060317077483520
twitter.com/alexmielesv/status/1244351455785517064
twitter.com/MundosOcultosNF/status/1244261904031326208
twitter.com/PateticosC/status/1244587214539022336
twitter.com/aprachile/status/1245303860354338816
twitter.com/TPU19J/status/1244963971901403136
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No, it's time for the Fascist take over of the EU.

>China is secretly KILL
>Italy is KILL
>Spain is KILL
>France is about to be KILL
>USA is on the verge of being KILL
>Ecuador is secretly KILL
Who's her next victim?

>excluding the French backlog, Corona is at 4600+ deaths

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Dark horse countries for a final top 5
>India
>Pakistan
>Philippines
>Ecuador
>Nigeria
>Brazil
>Turkey
>Mexico
>Indonesia
>Canada
>Russia
>Argentina
>Egypt
>Poland

Muslims are taking Corona to remote corners of the world

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CEO of Muslim

1m get

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Reminder to take the VANDALPILL

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We above Alzheimer's now lads

Is anyone surprised given their niggers were defying social distancing the entire time

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bmj.com/content/369/bmj.m1375

80% OF THE CASES ARE ASYMPTOMATIC

why are you canadian now?

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FUCK WYPIPO

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Tomorrow we get full March US unemployment numbers

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Nope, both France and Italy will have flattened the curve by the end of the next week

US, India, Turkey and Ecuador are the most fucked atm. If anything, EU will face difficulties because of Spain/Germany

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Daily deaths are curently at +5424, /ourgirl/ should go ahead of Dementias today.

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Question should be: Who isn't?

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Who the fuck keeps posting the same shit over and over. This is more than a month now. Do you have a brain? Dear lord, you must be retarded

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so this is the power of a socialist country

I was laughing at the nothingburgers and enjoying how comfy the threads were. Now my cat died. I think it's time to go outside. Thanks for all the fish.

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>80%
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO BUT IT SAYS FOUR FIFTHS

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why did you do it?

What am I looking at?

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not if we riot hard enough, its time to free ourselves

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He always was

No dude
Lockdown is not respected here :^)

>pubes

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youtu.be/zs3KaY3r5bw
AAAAAAAAA

According to Dr John Lee, only 200 people under the age of 50 have died from corona in the whole world, such is the negligible death rate for young people, and the average age of death from corona/covid is over 70 with underlying health conditions. How can anybody justify giving all of our young people and their children a prison sentence. It's the most heinous breach of human rights in modern history.

Take a good look at yourselves, virtually no one is dying. 50k dead worldwide, meanwhile there has been 10s of millions dead from other cause and possibly going to be 1 billion jobs lost, you are being played like a fiddle by the elites and MSM.

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Based bushman

For the men of culture who don't like bush

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while the world crash and burn south korean men are getting drunk in packed bars and getting their dick sucked in soaplands

HOWS THAT MAKE YOU FEEL,CVGTARDS!!!????

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The president's name is Lenin, for real

>over a month now
you must be new

nice

fagstonian

>CORONACHAN IS A LEGITIMATE MEME GUYS

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Gary has always been a leaf.

I like that at the supposed number of infections we were supposed to have now this chart predicts half the deaths

You're slowly running out of boomers to infect though

He always was

Join our RESPECTFUL, NON RACIST, class discussion! :)
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At least post the one with fixed hand

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Second Spain update came out

Total today
+8000 infected
+961 dead

Pedo.

>LETS JUST TURN EVERYTHING INTO A CUTE LITTLE ANIME GIRL HAHA CORONA CHAN IS SO EPIC!

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he wanted to give him corona

Whoops, its +7,947 infected not 8k

I just thought of something I haven't seen mentioned before. Muslim countries right, the women wear what are essentially masks every single day of their lives. Women in these counties have little freedom and wouldn't be exposed to virus at as many social gatherings as the men. The virus already targets men more than women.

Most Muslim countries have been a disaster at containing the spread as men continue to gather at shrines and go about life as normal. I'm thinking Iran, Turkey, Indonesia could have their male populations decimated while women are only perhaps 20% of cases.

GAD ZUKES for BAT SOUP

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I've been waiting all day

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No, you will taste the boot and that's how your faggot fifth collumn party is going to end.

>Covid deaths
99% are with comorbidities with an average age of 79. Any death with covid was ruled as a covid death in Italy, which they only test the sick in hospital.
>Muh death rate
Research, SKorea, Japan, Taiwan, Germany, Austria etc show that 80-90% of cases are asymptomatic. This brings total fatality below 1%.
>Case # skyrocketing!
We are testing more, it only makes sense. This also brings the mortality rate lower.
>What about the testing methods?
With a false positive rate of 80% reported by the FDA, it tests for the same genes in the common cold.
>But this country has a high fatality rate!
They only test the people who are hospitalized. When compared to the flu by hospitalized, flu has a mortality rate of 10%.
>Muh stockerinos/get to work goy
The people who are the freest from stocks and Jews are small businesses being destroyed from this while mega corps thrive. 45 million unemployed. You think it'll get better?

Thank god I don't have to deal with the soulless bug women. Poor gooks...

>freckles
based and saved

>men of culture

More like pedophiles

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a milli a milli a milli a mill a milli.
a milli a milli a milli a mill a milli.
a Million yeah
I've just got me a Million yeah, Chloroquine in Nigeria failed
My criteria compared to what you thought just isn't fair
not a venereal disease i make men's lungs bleed
Throw the pencil and leak on the sheet of the tablet in my mind
'Cause it's useless to track shit 'cause there is no time
'Cause by seconds, minutes, hours every moment going higher
And the almighty power of that cha cha cha cha coofer
Sister, Brother, Son, Daughter, Father motherfuck a doctor
no one's safe everyday these number keep poppin'
Tell the doctorsrs, ha ha ha ha you can't catch' me, you can't stop 'me
I go by them gook rules
If you can't beat 'em then you fake 'em
You can't control 'em then you cull 'em
You can't hide 'em just fake 'em
numbers do lie

nice

her left thumb is still fucky

Sure user. Everything fine

>implying anons in this thread went out before any lockdowns

Everyone is fucked

So I just heard that in Hawaii you can rat out your neighbors if they break their quarantine which you know they are because they will be informed by the authorities. Isn't this kinda exploitable?

CELEBRATE THE 20% DEATH RATE !!

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Lol imagine believing this.

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How to become this cool?

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You have no idea how incredibly retarded people are. There are about ~50 people awaiting trial for breaking the lockdown more than 4 times in two weeks. They face up to 6 weeks in prison.

>5661 deaths
p-pls stop for today corona-chan

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