Brit/pol/ - you will never crush alone edition

>DUP councillor: Same sex marriage and abortion to blame for coronavirus
thelondoneconomic.com/politics/dup-councillor-same-sex-marriage-and-abortion-to-blame-for-coronavirus/02/04/?

>RFA Argus sails for the Caribbean today ready to provide medical support if needed
savetheroyalnavy.org/rfa-argus-sails-for-the-caribbean-ready-to-provide-medical-support-if-needed/

>Loan and credit card payments to be frozen for three months in UK
theguardian.com/money/2020/apr/02/loan-credit-card-payments-frozen-uk-financial-regulator-coronavirus

>WHO says clean your room
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-get-up-for-three-minutes-an-hour-and-do-chores-who-says-in-new-lockdown-advice-11967440

>Comedian Eddie Large dies, agent confirms
bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-52136768

>Coronavirus: Almost half of NHS Scotland staff absences Covid-19 related
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-52133634?

>SALUTE THEM NHS tribute planned for tonight ‘should honour bin men and supermarket workers too’
thesun.co.uk/news/11308916/second-clap-nhs-honour-bin-men-supermarket-workers/

>UK refuses EU request for Belfast office
rte.ie/news/ireland/2020/0401/1127912-eu-belfast/

>Wheelie bin fire at Eastwood
rotherhamadvertiser.co.uk/news/view,wheelie-bin-fire-at-eastwood_35635.htm

>Bin lorry catches fire after hot ashes left in rubbish
msn.com/en-gb/news/world/bin-lorry-catches-fire-after-hot-ashes-left-in-rubbish/ar-BB122gfB

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youtube.com/watch?v=8KMvKbCUKgQ
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youtube.com/watch?v=UECFNbJpcow&t=4s
kenstechtips.com/index.php/5g-network-coverage#5G_Coverage_In_Major_Towns_Cities
saveusnow.org.uk/
theguardian.com/society/2020/apr/02/nhs-nurses-resort-to-online-wish-lists-to-source-everyday-items
youtube.com/watch?v=n1y9KOesF6w
youtube.com/watch?v=i5xNF-39fCk
twitter.com/PriyamvadaGopal/status/1245822696396599297
twitter.com/AnonBabble

*claps my asscheeks after a fat shit*

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Thread is fucking glowing so hard it hurts. Bunch of faggots

>OP pic
fucking lol

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>The tweet that BTFO brit/pol/

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Ok, but since you asked what and where and I answered, can you give me an answer?

"It’s not something that we’ve ever done before. When we vaccinate people, particularly for certain diseases where they’re going to travel overseas ... we give people a certificate saying they have been vaccinated.

But that certificate doesn’t say they are immune and there’s a difference. We don’t know yet whether somebody who has had this virus is immune.

They have antibodies, they’ve clearly been exposed, yet will those antibodies protect them against reinfection? I’m not sure that we know that.

So to give a certificate saying somebody is immune, I think is actually quite dangerous because: A, we don’t know if it’s true; and B, it could give people a slight sense of false security, where they start to do things that they wouldn’t otherwise do.

For the general public, saying you’re immune they will think ‘oh, OK, I don’t need to worry anymore’ – and there will be people who will die as a result of that. I think it’s very risky and I don’t think it’s necessary." - immunology professor from edinburgh university

looks like immunity is off the table. reinfection is essentially confirmed at this point.

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Very based OP

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This

>Rihanna Pratchett
Link?

Lucy/Susan kek

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The Tories spent the whole election campaign banging on about how much money they were going to pour into the NHS, so I'm not sure the point really stands up

based, i voted labour

fucking this

When will the peak of corona be? Have the govt said?

It's thought the anti-bodies last less than a year but there will be enough background exposure to keep it refreshed enough for herd immunity. It'll just merge with colds and misc illnesses.

fucking lost it at the filename

Would your local cops enforce complete lockdown and rights violations if it came down to it?

will he be allowed in the ethnostate?


youtube.com/watch?v=jK4Uxlll15o

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>ankh morpork is new labour apologism

Yeah he seemed to marvel in his made-up city going to shit.

Wait until the league gets voided. The butthurt will be amazing.

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Now admit to posting on Japanese cp sites nonce

He is the least mixed race person I've ever seen. Looks like the Anglo genes successfully overpower the Jap ones.

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Repetition because you fail to understand: as i did not study architecture in italy as a mature student i do not know. However you do care so you can do that research yourself and ask more informed parties.

Med work ethic i swear.

How does he know who the fuck my dad voted for and what he was doing at 8pm on a Thursday?
Cunt

They would welcome the opportunity and they would enjoy it. I've never seen so many coppers as over the last week.

The Englishman was probably enraged by the stories from his grandmother of having to lift her skirt and take the BBC from an American GI during the blitz, in exchange for a tin of pineapple tidbits. When she came home with those sweet chunks, his flat footed grandad had to bear the image of his only son, Mr Kelley’s dad, being fed the product of a union between his own high school sweetie and an 18 year old 6’3” Harlem nigger. He had to imagine his leathery, slick, spent horse cock sliding out with a waterfall of steaming jizz of his wife’s blown out vag, never the same again to his tiny hairy peter for their yearly missionary thrusting, while watching the chubby little Kelley Jr in his high chair gobbling up good ol Uncle Sam’s canned pineapple tidbits. From sunny island paradise of Hawaii to Beggars Row Birmingham, all for a few minutes fun with Ma Kelley behind the US Army supply depot. Can you imagine the grudge Kelley Sr. would bear, being rendered an impotent provider, protector, and even lover, completely usurped by a black teen who pocketed 30 pence worth of fruit in light syrup? And how this must have been a daily distraction for the young man, who would never even remember Ms Kelley among the dozens he traded cans of pineapple, spam, apple pie filling, but it is a lifelong and daily shame to each girl and woman he drained himself into?

Maybe not even shame, but longing she’d feel? The first and only orgasm etched into her mind, the first thing she drifts off to in private moments, and the SHIVER she gets down her spine every time she feels the cold sloshing weight of canned fruit?

The Germans took London from the British, but the Americans took their whole fucking society from them. It’s like how the Japanese are obsessed with explosions from what we did to them, brits are obsessed with the RAW sexual, physical, and economic POWER we flexed over them without even noticing the tiny thousand year old empire we were strutting on.

preemptively got the captcha done but have nothing to post

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And the best part? They helped cause it.
theguardian.com/football/2020/apr/02/wrong-to-play-liverpool-v-atletico-says-citys-public-health-director-matthew-ashton

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>It's thought the anti-bodies last less than a year
MERS antibodies only lasted a few months at best. this virus is similar to MERS and SARS, which means that it has ADE. any form of antibody response is going to kill you faster due to a cytokine storm.

where's andy

>rNHS Praise Be comrades

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>asterisk
kek

who

andy

>would cops
Y E S

In Year 8 I was going out with a girl who I had dated a few times the year before, but it only ever lasted a week or so before one of us asked our friend to dump the other person. It was almost always out of insecurity, as she would see me talking to a girl from my primary school or I would see her talking to one of the most popular boys. By Year 8 these other boys were beginning to notice her and I felt deeply intimated as I was already beginning to sink into loserdom. On sports day the entire school had to sit separately, in their own houses. I was in the blue house and she was in the green one. I ran the 100 meters and came fifth or sixth, and I also was the first person to run in our relay race. It's funny because due to the curvature of the athletics track I was already a few feet ahead of the other three runners running first, but people thought I was somehow really quick because they didn't realise that curvature made it really easy for me to appear quicker. Midway through the day I was wandering about and there was a rumour that a professional footballer had come to visit the event and we were looking out for him but it was just a lie. My girlfriend was quite athletic and she was running hurdles for her house. I was sitting with my mates in the blue house and she started running and made it over a few hurdles but then fell and was injured. She limped to the finish line with her head in her hands crying. Some people immediately told me to go and see her and so I started walking towards her house and saw some of her friends, including some girls from my primary school, running towards me to beckon me there. I went up to where she was sitting with a friend beside her with an arm around her. I looked around and saw some boys from her house, some of them the same boys who had started showing interest in her, looking at her and then seeing me and staring at me. I felt so intimated and I went up to her and sat beside her.

> tfw went to the shop to buy smokes
> lost the packet immediately after having 1

FUCK

I was clearly asking about the UK, I know about Italy lol

Malvinas

3 quarters into a 1 liter bottle of whisky. It's looking like i will finish off the whole lot. looks like i'm fucked pray for me.

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are you wanting to be an architect?

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They really are cunts. Remember they were warning us that there wouldn't be enough of them to deal with crime during the pandemic, and they've have to stop investigating petty crime (which they usually don't anyway)?

She didn't say anything, she just posted a link to an article written by Usula Le Guin about how the Scifi Channel butchered her adaptation.

>“When I looked over the script, I realised the producers had no understanding of what the books are about and no interest in finding out. All they intended was to use the name Earthsea, and some of the scenes from the books, in a generic McMagic movie with a meaningless plot based on sex and violence.”

...

Yes

Stay in italy and study there

you're a magician to me mate

youtube.com/watch?v=8KMvKbCUKgQ

How are you liking out publicly-mandated descent into Communism, lads?

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Have you feminised Rees mogg you rant bugger?

> Believing in the hillsborohoax

Seething worthless faggot that has nothing of value to offer lmao

Boris does look a bit peaky, I hope he doesn't die

Walk to the shop and get another quick.

> work for r'NHS
> sick of free pizza

this better get me some slags

Piss on the nhs
They could at least get a shower and change out of scrubs to come home in after working around corona all day, the fucking vermin.

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>never names the jew but describes them so well
liverpool is a giant pile of shitty jews larping as white, isn't it

It's a sign from above.

>UK refuses EU request for Belfast office
feels good

reminder that the virus won't go away unless we either make a working vaccine that offers 100% protection from every strain and can somehow bypass ADE (never happening) or we somehow manage to isolate every single case in the world and clean every trace of the virus from the environment at the same time (also never happening). we missed our window thanks to china's cover-up at the beginning of the outbreak. they have killed us all.

if you arent seasoned stop or tomorrow will be fucking grim

Why are you upset that this brings many people joy and a feeling of hope?

We're getting ready for it.

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Communism implies we might get stuff

They are like Jews without the money or the intelligence, but with every bit of the victim complex and more

>If you can't make payment we'll repossess items of value

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Fuck Tower Blocks for being all that people think of when you mention Brutalism.

Can look amazing done properly and not on the cheap.

They'd kick fuck out of you tho

>i voted labour
a filthy traitor
probably a tranny, too

well then, you can make some hapa bastards if that's the case

Have me flu, free of charge

>jews

Worse, Irish.

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>ADE

Any evidence of that happening other than a few anecdotes of people catching it twice?

So, Irish?

I was too worried that she would reject me or shrug off my hand if I put my arm around her when she was crying. We had never kissed, and rarely held hands or even hugged. We were both very shy. I tried talking to her to console her but she didn't react, and I placed a hand on her shoulder but she didn't react and I got up and left. Her friends chased me and asked why I wasn't staying with her and I said it was "like hugging a lamppost" and they just stood there and let me keep on walking. I knew I had fucked up, but went back to my house. At the end of the sports day a couple of hours later my mate Sam, who had had sex with a girl in a tent while camping with his family, urged me to ask my girlfriend to "go" with me, which meant necking / snogging. He said he would go and ask her for me if I wanted and I said okay and he went but came back and said she didn't want to, and urged me to go talk to her. I chased her down and stood with her for a bit in the gravel parking area where several busses were idling. She was looking at the ground and I couldn't say much. We both caught our separate busses, and it wasn't long before we split up for whatever reason. In the following years she began to wear make-up and become more popular and I drowned in self-loathing, shyness and anxiety. I would go and top up my dinner car in the building where her registration class was in the hope of passing her but rarely did. One morning I pulled open the heavy door to the building where my registration class was and she passed me with her friend. She didn't look at me, and it hurt every time that happened. I only remember being close to her a couple of times after that, since she was in lower sets. One time was in a classroom where random people had been asked to go for some kind of talk, and I sat alone in there. Another time I was with my friend who was one of two people who I hoped desperately would turn up to school each day since they were the only people I hung out with.

just hit a million cases lads

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5G tower has been built outside my favourite park lads.
Don't care if i sound schizo, what is essential in putting up a 5G tower in these times?

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>Deaths: 2,921
Surrounded by pics of people clapping and a headline saying "thanks from us all", based

for me it's tudor

You can at least double China's count.

The only thing I had of value was a fleshlight which mum threw in the bin today.
Other than that I have fuckall.

the virus is 96% similar to SARS. SARS had ADE.

>hope?

Thank you paid shill.
We appreciate the service.
Tomorrow Comrades please clap the government professional propagandists at 8pm as well.
Please resume normal numptiness.

That is exactly what they are. Liverpool is not an English city and Scousers should not play for England.

Regency is kino. Just a shame so regency houses have shitty flaking housepaint.

>busses
buses.

china has at least 60 million infected by now.

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leave it as busses this is kino
reminds me of being 18

Shut up you dozy Scottish cunt

It's been around for a couple of months now. We'd have noticed if it had ADE.

>Boris does look a bit peaky, I hope he dies the nonce.

Why are so many anons wanting to redirect to other threads?

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why do they keep talking about ventilators i've been breathing without a ventilator for my whole life lmao

WALK ONNNNN......THROUGH THE RAIN!!

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>shill

Why are you against people of the country showing thanks for people helping the sick?

you're a good writer

This.
Scousers are theiving niggers at best. I like to go to Liverpool once a year to visit my hubcaps.

Turns out there was a magic money tree all along.

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Boomers are so entitled now they want machines to breathe for them baka

It was dinnertime and he and his friend were playing table tennis in an empty classroom and I was sitting at the side of the room watching silently. She came in with a friend and went to the back of the room after acknowledging my friend, who was in the same registration class as her. She and her friend talked at a table at the back of the room but we didn't so much as look at each other. After that I barely saw her at all. At the end of Year 11 there was a ceremony for everyone in my year to collect a certificate, and one of the boys who disturbed classes the most and was a general mischief maker walked halfway across the stage and bowed to the room, and lots of people in my year clapped and cheered him. Some of the teachers were smiling and I sat there loathing him. At the end of the school year, during summer, one of my childhood friends, who was good with girls and had an eight or nine inch circumcised penis, went up to the hill overlooking town with a group of people including the girl. He told me after that she had mentioned me and said it was sad how I turned out. When I briefly made a Facebook account the following year a lot of people I didn't talk to added me. I added the girl but she didn't accept my invite. She's a hairdresser now, and is in a long-term relationship with a stable-seeming guy, and has been in at least three longish-term relationships before this one. I genuinely hope she is happy.

kind of hard to notice that when nobody is "recovering".

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based, i took a girl from my work att to this concert, we banged after the show. makes me depressed at how long ago this was

youtu.be/iEMY1EKDp7Y

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To be fair, all large cities have crime. But they also all have Scousers living in them.

I'm not.
It was a pathetic attempt at humour.
Blessed be the sick, poor and neet.

surprised the frogs haven't surrendered yet

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Isn’t it still the whitest city in england?

5Genocide and coronahoax - it's time to wake up, lads.


The truth about viruses (not what you've been programmed to believe), 5g symptoms (identical to coronahoax), the bigger picture.

Part 1 of 4 - bitchute.com/video/mWcUoESRO0c5/

Briitsh street furniture weaponised - youtube.com/watch?v=slmX0H3l5V4

Count the birds in this springtime 5g area -youtube.com/watch?v=v-U3jU9GPOA

They're rolling out 5g globally, they need to divide and conquer while they get rid of undesirables, too.

youtube.com/watch?v=UECFNbJpcow&t=4s

Woman saw her homeless friend being removed by police ten minutes before this housing agency went around the housing block issuing letters stating he was dead. They didn't take into account that someone cared for him. So that letter had to be prepared, approved, printed and a delivery system organised, long before he was removed.

Is 5g live in your area now? kenstechtips.com/index.php/5g-network-coverage#5G_Coverage_In_Major_Towns_Cities

saveusnow.org.uk/

Share, share, share.

The lockdown clearly isn't working in Italy.

No

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why is it so fucking quiet
is it to trick me so i'll forget and blast something later on

I’ve got two in the garden. Fucking blessed.

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Thermite.

There were nogs in Liverpool before nogs were even a thing. It is pretty white though, largely because it is too shitty for the ethnics to want to live there.

theguardian.com/society/2020/apr/02/nhs-nurses-resort-to-online-wish-lists-to-source-everyday-items
>NHS nurses are turning to online crowdfunding to ask for donations of everyday essentials including sanitary products, bedding and hand cream as some hospitals run low on basic items before the peak of the UK’s coronavirus outbreak.
>Medics are using online wishlists to request thousands of products for staff and patients, ranging from teabags to sleeping bags and including iPads and chargers so families can speak to loved ones.
They're trying to guilt-trip us into buying them iPads now. Glad I never clapped for them.

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Why are you so mean? I must help restore England to its olden beauty.
Proper amazing Cauldy, you are a beautiful chap.
:) Did you rewatch it?
There is a spark in you

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lockdowns don't mean much when it's airborne and waterborne. it can also survive for 17 days on surfaces.

Was there any Coronavirus deaths in Wuhan in 2018?

Don’t talk about Alexie Sayle like that

You're so boring.

blumpf live
youtube.com/watch?v=n1y9KOesF6w

They have run low on toiletries etc because they have banned all visitors, who used to provide such things for most patients

Well that is very telling in itself. The people are so awful even the niggers and paki rape gangs refuse to live there.

this reads like some larpy email i'd write to my friends when i was 18
good shit

It's all changed since diversity frog marched into the cities. At least the wogs kill each other these days.

I see what you did here

Be fair though, Boris is seriously (or deliberately) is mishandling the situation and it's just luck, we aren't fucked as much

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Yeah, same reason NI is white still, if darkies moved in it’d unite the ira and uvf.
Fuck off we’re full you larping fairy.

lockdown doesn't stop old and sick people needing to go to hospital for other reasons and catching it but necessarily dying of it.

I really like Tudor architecture and its influence on Arts and Crafts

I am very happy about the fact that Cauldron likes it

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You would love Mermaid Street in Rye, East Sussex.

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lads
we've got the whole evening before us
plenty of alcohol left
burst the bubble for a moment
this may be one of the best of my life


youtube.com/watch?v=i5xNF-39fCk

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plenty of tudor buildings in whitby

>aren't fucked as much
yet

Why are you still infected user?

Speke Hall in Liverpool is a great example

Why don't you two suck each other's dicks and fuck off you boring cunts

?

twitter.com/PriyamvadaGopal/status/1245822696396599297
>I fancy you even though you are white

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5g gets installed in major, densely populated cities. figure out the rest and how that relates to a flu spreading.

you'll probably need:
Autodesk software (AutoCAD)(actual drawing with pencils no longer taught)
every building code, every type of trade(carpentry, electrical, masonry, plumbing, geology, etc) had to be learned well enough to make a blueprint that wouldn't trigger half of your subcontractors into tattooing a blueprint on your forehead.
architects here are supposed to oversee the whole process from start to finish, charge ridiculous fees, and lord it over everyone.
you also have to know all about materials science, physics, or you'll make some horrible mistake and the building collapses killing 2 gorillion people or something.
that's all just a general impression from having taken an AutoCAD drawing class.

i'm slightly concerned about these bailouts of companies and shareholders stifiling any competition. If there's no risk to anything how will we stop people amassing huge fortunes of billions but never having to invest their money back into the economy or facing inflationary pressures. Housing for example I can't live without shelter but there is no protection from people monopolising it. Face masks , hoarding of medical supplies they do take action against.

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Fuck i want cocaine

Susanna Hoffs is so very fit lads, holy cow

I have to be up at 6 to work at the hospital sadly, off to bed now

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Tudor's were cunts, bring back the House of York

How do people drink that much? I feel sick after 2 glasses.
Architecture is about using natural space the best, so neolithic is unironically superior.

forget it
>2010 was 10 years ago
it feels like yesterday
those people and scenes are so clear in my mind

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