CHINA HAS BEGUN MOBILIZING AND DEPLOYING IT'S MISSILES.
ALL
OF
THEM
>inb4source
NO
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EMERGENCY BULLETIN; ALL HANDS REPORT TO BATTLE STATIONS
Aaron Russell
Grayson Perry
Keep me posted
Cooper Foster
Sauce.
Joseph Bell
You can't just write "inb4" and expect no one to question your retardation. kys
Robert Walker
Thanks for that, ill look into it tomorrow
Michael King
so defcon 5?
Thomas Hall
take your meds
David Lewis
POL
Deployed in combat gear.
Cant get to scars.
No Time.
No book.
Compare script.
Luke Walker
Dont worry you are safe
Kayden Hughes
Why are you wasting precious toilet paper on that shit ?
Ryan Carter
Larp gonfirmed
Logan Rodriguez
Intel Active as of 1:15 P ET
MARK
Connor Brooks
Godspeed ib4. I tried to warn as many as I could. People aren't ready to accept the fact we are currently in a war. Thank you
Aaron Parker
Fine.
I'll get one in the latrine.
Connor Mitchell
Oh shit it's real we're at level 5. Well bros it was nice shitposting with you, gotta go load my rifles to kill some Chinese invaders.
Charles Sanchez
Sage
Xavier Clark
And day now faggot
Hunter Myers
POL
Benjamin Smith
Takes a bit to strip gear and plates sweatie.
Charles Lopez
Did you count the missles?
How many we talking about here?
Bentley Garcia
i believe it cause i want it to be true
Cooper Mitchell
Bout as real as Frank. Carry on. Luxbro, o7, BDanon, Qanon......larp team assemble!!!
James Williams
any deets or fuckin haikus inb4?
you get that dander up with the crumbs and the lewds
what is the nature of this, iran shitposting irl or can we finally see some daylight bloodshed?
Zachary Collins
> NEVER MISS A THREAD
NEVER MISS A THREAD
> NEVER MISS A THREAD
NEVER MISS A THREAD
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Sebastian Martin
Let’s go fist to fist with China fags in war it would be so much fun
Michael Walker
>missiles
here’s hoping the base and the yankee are still on their list of targets, because if so I’ll get flattened
Chase Ross
Fake and gay and checked
Kayden Morris
You all have till the Monday after Easter. Larp is confirmed then. Interesting reads though.
Charles Clark
Happy haiku day!
China moves missiles?
This smells like a larp to me
Nothing e'er happens
Elijah Reyes
No time, but you made a text acrostic.
U R G A Y
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Lincoln Brown
So it moved from the mid torso area to waist level. C'mon.
Jayden Jones
WHY YOU POST BELLY?
NO POST BELLY!
Landon Turner
Sup newfag
Nolan Barnes
k
Jacob Turner
KYS nigger kike
However I do hope China attacks soon.
Destroying the Ethiopia dam is a good start.
Start an east africa war and bomb israel at the same time.
Egypt bows to China, anti zog alliance will grow.
Hopefully russians and greeks join the fight.
Ryder Flores
where are they pointing them?
>nevermissapost104
Jeremiah Thompson
Can confirm, China just flew over my house.
Michael Lee
Activate Halcyon E-Sponk
Charles Reed
In such a scenario, would the Arabian Sea be a key strategical for the navy to hold?
Dominic Robinson
Sure thing, man.
Ryder Reyes
Confirmed. Your house just flew over my house while China flew over yours.
Brody Scott
Source
sage
Daniel Brooks
the in-store prices just flew over my house
Adam Ramirez
so.. hungry...
Kevin Reed
kek so many shills immediately hop on
you stick out like sore thumbs
pic unrelated
godspeed o7
Eli Long
Charles Cox
youtu.be
AAAAAAAAAA
Xavier King
Chinas about to an hero
Michael Barnes
We are in April. Not January you absolute faggot LARP.
You posted this shit in here, so you can collect (you)'s on 8kun.
How desperate are you
Colton Sullivan
literally based
how about their underwater doomsday weapons?
Juan Cook
by the gods,,
an IBCM just flew over my house
Eli Wright
>scars
should read "scif"
Liam Smith
Rip canada
Eli Thompson
2/2 whatever fog if war
Zachary Reed
>251636183
Yep, nothing happens yet again, what a shocker.
Nathaniel Nelson
>skin is pale white
>skin is visibly unhealthy
>skin is not taut
not only are you confirmed as LARP, but your a shut in who never goes outside and you are obese and malnourished. kys
Parker Torres
ALERT!
ALERT!
THERE IS A FAKE VIRUS AGENDA
THEY GONA SHUT DOWN THE WHOLE WORLD!!!
THE STREETS ARE EMPTY ALREADY!!
ALERT! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
ITS REAL THERE IS NOBODY ON THE STREETS!
THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!
Ha ha got you suckers!
Nothing ever happens!
William Lee
chkd for Potato
Josiah Wright
Kek’d
Ryan Jackson
April is the FOURTH FUCKING MONTH
We are all fucking dead if this is what the Military are filled with.
Fuck.
Gavin Anderson
Nibba what?
reveal the fucking condiments
and fuck recaptcha
John Nguyen
>kek'd at that
you literal nigger
Easton Reed
it true guys , china just flew over my house !
Matthew Brooks
So by deployed do you mean launched or what
Adrian Moore
He used to be a really good singer but now he's a little horse