/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2862

coronavirus more like
BORE-onavirus! It's getting too slow!

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Corona-chan cum tributes, when?

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GET BCG VACCINE NOW IF YOU WANT TO LIVE

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Add the new 1M Corona breast expansion to the gif

When is trumpbux I'm starving

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What happened to nothingburger wojak user?

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TAKE ME DOWN TO WUHAN CITY WHERE THE BATS HAVE CORONA AND THE CORPSES ARE PRETTY, OH WON'T YA PLEASE TAKE ME HOOOME!!!

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>government finds out your immune
>boom
>crash
>bang
>they break in and blackbag you
>They run a battery of tests and your blood contains the right stuff but your semen is the most potent
>needs to be milked for the foreseeable future
>They know your tastes in women (or boys if your gay)
>lets you pick out as many as you want to help in this venture
>pretty soon they can't control corona
>you must impregnate as many as you can
>post yfw

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How many days has Gary been gone for Four days? Five days?

Assblasted back to Yas Forums

Cats are the worst fucking pet. Fuck cats

>1m infected
>50k ded
So death rate is around 5%?

>replying to tripfags

Human behavior and betrayal applies to all of us. It exists within ourselves. You love somebody. Do you? What is love? You have to have hope and spirit. Be an optimist. But can you handle all your human behavior or other's behavior? You don't want to be good, but great.

based Gary

yes it is. I will love fat kot anyway

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Congratulations!

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Reminder that without Chinas bogus case numbers the closed case lethality is 27%

>BCG VACCINE
>Every Mexican had this scare ....

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Is that a baby bump? Kino if so.

for god's sake stop you are going to summon the erp fag

hope someone screencapped that

>release bioweapon for which your semen is the only cure

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how many people do you think will die in the u.s?
I think about 7.4 million

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post the better version instead

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Assuming everyone infected today survives and infections completely stop, yes 5%

The bad thing is that we cant go back out for a very long time or else we just face reinfection. This could last several months, not just the one or two months that governments are planning on

Pittsburg and prof Gambrotto? Still waiting on their SARS vaccine.
Maybe you should volunteer I'm sure it's safe.

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haha that cot is so fat

>1,004,828 infected
>51,595 dead
omg, stop shilling this bullshit, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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A lot of those cases have just started or still don't have an outcome

economy is fucked for years

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it's getting better, but not modelling this is hard.
model says this, but it could just keep growing forever.
watch the daily growth rate.

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Dark horse countries for a final top 5
>India
>Pakistan
>Philippines
>Ecuador
>Nigeria
>Brazil
>Turkey
>Mexico
>Indonesia
>Canada
>Russia
>Argentina
>Egypt
>Poland

Marry me

Based goddess.
Give me bat milkies

Fuck yeah.

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Fix those hands.

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coomer:endgame

Please let's have a minute of silence for Ecuador.
It's hard to see the bodies burning on the street

Mexico - 37 dead
USA - 5764 dead

GET BCG VACCINATED NOW!

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where my minimal testing /herd/ bros at?

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I knew that my cumjar would be usefull one day.

dont worry its too early for that tranny

rather lower...

remember it's only confirmed cases.

i guess real amounts will be

deaths: 3-5x
infections: 10-15x

and still not a nothingburger !

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Sorry guys, I only do Asian cuties

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We are definitely headed to several hundred thousand deaths in the best case scenario. It will probably be closer to millions in the end

>won't you take me down, to the wuhan city
>where the bats are sneezy and the coofs are bleedy
>Xi JinPing oh take me hooome

5% death rate for closed and active. Although you best buckle up for when another countries strain gets into yours after the lockdowns ease up, then we're back at square one. Each time you roll corona dice you've got a higher chance of rolling snake eyes.
Let her in user.

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First country to fall due to coronavirus

Press F to pay respects

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What happens?

It actually is, according to yours truly
twitter.com/willwildart

Watch out, Corona-chan! Costa Rica is gonna cure your ass.

ucr.ac.cr/noticias/2020/03/31/este-es-el-plan-de-la-ucr-para-apoyar-a-la-ccss-y-producir-un-medicamento-contra-el-covid-19.html

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>human race is 10x uglier and weaker because of user's shitty genes
LMAO

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USA get

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Then they try to kill you because they know that they're gonna die.

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3 weeks actually

F

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How many days has it been stuck at 51,578 announced vaccines? Four days? Five days?

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>Parroting tv guys in suits still
Ok, MAGA

Ok this has STOPPED being funny now, a hot person died

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Now is the time friend , she needs more power

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Holy fuck

Government do very few test and rumors says government hidden CovId19 as atypical pneumonias.

is it an attempt if you succeed?

lots of independent labs coming up with potential solutions is different than a university publicly stating they have found something...and who else has found a sars vaccine? oh thats right NO ONE. happening fags crying already lmao

Yes but counting active cases. In closed cases, the mortality is 20%, but many people just test those who need hospitalization, aka boomers

Based

see:

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Nigger

USA
USA
USA

>march 18
>isolation

holy fuck what a loser

coouldn't handle the lack of attention

Annual flu kills 10 times more per year

Take your meds schizos

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TAKE MUMMY FOREVER
MUMMY TAKE MY CUMMIES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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absolutely right, even if corona magically disappeared tomorrow and everyone was cured, shit would still be fucked

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Her family disconnected her from life support after the attempt. Also, she was actually autistic.

LMAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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WE NUMBAH WNE!

>t. ricelet

Open up the 2020 Olympics first

damn no fockin way

I know fren. I said assuming
At this point you would be a fool to believe any country knows what to do about this, Putin is only one in full PPE with extreme isolation

How long until 2m?
I say by Monday.

>The best

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your flag looks like it's got a nipp-on it

>Also, she was actually autistic.
Damnit did we lose one of our own?

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Fuck

What about Ecuador don't they have the vaccine

based.

more proof that only male autistics live life on hard mode

Pay me to be silent, illuminati

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why do ecuador and china have the humans just falling over and dying but not a single european country?

collapse?

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silence spanish pube fetishist

Why cold areas have fewer cases if virus like cold?

God yes please, let the world see peak athletes that trained for years die from this cancer. Then the niggercattle will really panic

Thank you honest CCP

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Shut up Abe, Olympics are already postponed

Buy my silence

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F For Ecuador

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if it goes up that fast it can go down that fast

Someone called him out and fixed those godamn hands.

And holy fuck, why is he doing futa, he's going to ruin this now

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Fuck you

What do you think the real China death figures are?

F

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bro... we have like 6 anons commit suicide on /cvg/ over the past few days. heroin, gun, car mechanic, etc

later
but, eventually.

Where my pastabros at? Are things becoming civically tense?

Pay me to stop spreading the truth

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What a fucking faggot.

>mice
nigga we've cured cancer on mice like 1000 times and we still can't cure it in humans

REMDESIVIR IS THE ONLY THING THAT WORKS AND WE NEED TO GET IT IMMEDIATELY.

The Spaniard is correct and based.

good question...

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I've seen two webms of people dead in the streets of shitaly.

>that bill mitchel tweet
holy fucking retard

Can you dial up the schizo a little bit so I can screencap you?

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I can't wait for Mitten Squad's next video:
>"Can you beat World War 3, without firing a single shot?"

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hello fellow tico

So it's more than just people falling on the streets? Elaborate.

One million infected

>user's autism causes human extinction

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It's a bonus as he said, I think it's going to differ greatly from what we've had so far so I think it's gonna ruin nor change it too much then again it depends on the voters though.

I'm sure with a little more money they'd have found it. Just have to keep giving, forever if necessary. No price is too high.

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I'll buy you a taco

how'd you do it?

Welcome to /d/-fetishes. It's all fun and games until the penises come out.

He said he thought no one would notice. He doesn't draw very fast, apparently.

hospitals just gave up dealing with the dead
mobile.twitter.com/MoniVelasquezV/status/1245754547332677632

The Bavarian is also correct. Pubic hair is perfection.

He's doing futa? Fuck. I'm a bifag but could never fucking get into futa, it's shit.

>she was actually autistic
what a waste.

Zoomers on absolute suicide watch rn. In schoolyear (of then 8th graders) 2008/2009 they stopped mandatory BCG vaccination over here. This will indeed be a zoomer and old boomer remover

Wut is hysteresis

Where are all the swedbros ? did you buy that herd thing ? with a bonus virus ? gl

YEUAAAAAAASSSSSSS ONE MILLION WE DID IT NIGGGGURRRRRRSSSS

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What? I only saw one wtf link

youtube.com/watch?v=5pIMD1enwd4
those threads is nwo propaganda, nothing ever happened

Basado

its ok man...you will eventually have to leave your mothers basement and attempt to contribute to society

>and we still can't cure it in humans

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USA +666 deaths

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What's the difference?

>cut my dick off just to spite them
i refuse to procreate

People get to hospitals before things get critical.
Hitting the floor is pretty advanced symptom, I've seen a couple of vids of Italy too anyway. Consider strains could be different, but I think the better hospitals you have, the least chance you find dropping bodies on the streets.

Their clinics look like this
youtube.com/watch?v=7pJzWjOjhyQ

I swear to god that people who like pubes on a women have never eaten a pussy in their life

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How much does Gilead pay shills?
Asking for a jobless fren

Look at the hands

Old news brit biscuit, it's sad and a fucking waste she was hot

The page is in Dutch but there is a bunch of footage from Ecuador on there. Shit really hit the fan there. Piles of body bags. Corpses in the streets with crows swarming overhead.

geenstijl.nl/5152748/ecuador-harder-naar-de-corona-ratten-dan-wuhan/

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dude your flag is on sideways

>BCG VACCINE
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BCG_vaccine

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When the corona comes and you realised you made a big mistake you'll be quiet yourself.

1/2

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>Eating pussy
Fag.

She can shave her lips but keep a proper mound covered in grass.

People burning bodies on the street with gasoline because the governmint won't come to pick them up.
Pretty bad desu

twitter.com/Gerrrty/status/1245704305941852161?s=20

top kek
so true

2/2

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I haven't been checking the general as much for about a week or so and I missed all of these posts
Fuck.

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Any webms of people falling over dead in America?

there's also a video of 15-20 hospital workers saying that they've had enough and that they're going to quit if they don't get more help right now

Fuck off argie, I don't mind pubes and I have eaten pussay
The filename, I expected bullets

It's killing the nigs lads

twitter.com/kat__stafford/status/1245797231401283584?s=20

>NEW: Michigan is now reporting the racial breakdown of COVID-19 cases. So far, 10,791 positive cases have been reported & 417 deaths. Of that, African Americans account for 35% of cases & 40% of deaths. According to the U.S. Census Bureau, just 14.1% of MI’s population is black.

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>Eating pussy
Bet, you'd also suck dick

Should I get a buzzcut because it is more hygienic? Or is the buzzcut a meme against coronavirus?

It seems unlikely for the worldwide deaths to get much higher than 5k a day no?

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It's the same guy and probably a larp

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I haven't filed 2019 Taxes yet because I will most likely claim as a dependent. I know I claimed as single in 2018.
Will this take longer for me to receive the check?

>tfw you’re not locked down

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hopefully

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Is that a grill

based hungary is drunk again.
Actually, feels good being Italian.

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>you attempt to self harm during your rest period
>but its interrupted because you're too important now
>they wrestle you down and now you are strapped on to a table, forced to breed until your dying day
Bad end for you.

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based