► Detected: 1,005,507 (+70,311) ► Died: 51,606 (+4,414)

► Detected: 1,005,507 (+70,311) ► Died: 51,606 (+4,414)

— 4.2 billion people put under lockdown —
— 206 countries and territories infected —
— 2.7x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 2,649 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
Jew arrested for hoarding supplies, price gouging, coughing on FBI
archive.is/Ays3X

US intelligence says China concealed cases and deaths
archive.is/lCxfS

Israel forces everyone to wear masks in public
archive.is/eV49g

Under 1 year old in the US dies to coronavirus
archive.is/5KukH

Brazil confirms first indigenous COVID case in the Amazon
archive.is/U9hpb

>RESEARCH
16 year old without health conditions dies in France
archive.is/pOtSK

Cruise ship "recovered" case reinfected in Japan
archive.is/5VIhL

Treatment with HIV drugs ends in failure in controlled study
archive.is/bB3xO

70% of 600 contacts without symptoms test positive
archive.is/Fg3tL

27 year old in Britain dies without previous conditions
archive.is/EKuej

>REMINDER
Olympics for 2020 cancelled, postponed until 2021
archive.is/48Qjm

Nurses refused testing by CDC
archive.is/Dw2qG

Virus might be an escaped vaccine trial
archive.is/VxlBI

Italy doesn't report deaths at home and nursing homes
archive.is/zWJw1

0.4% of all Bergamo died to COVID within a month, despite lockdowns
archive.is/cdt2q

>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
18:43: 104 new cases and 4 new deaths in Mississippi.
18:42: 83 new cases in Alabama.
18:41: 222 new cases and 7 new deaths in Virginia.
18:40: 185 new cases and 3 new deaths in Arizona.
18:35: 185 new cases and 2 new deaths in North Carolina.
18:22: 355 new cases and 16 new deaths in Ohio.

>SOURCES
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take
yer
fukkin
meds

gary

I am hungry

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Dark horse countries for a final top 5
>India
>Pakistan
>Philippines
>Ecuador
>Nigeria
>Brazil
>Turkey
>Mexico
>Indonesia
>Canada
>Russia
>Argentina
>Egypt
>Poland

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>usa as bad as italy
meanwhile sweden still comfy af

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Bring out your dead

where my minimal testing /herd/ bros at?

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>memeflag

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>INB4 GARY
Reminder there is no covid-19 test, there are only Corona-tests.

>That camel toe
Contemplate the fragrance.

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Wow!! 1,000,000!

Im so proud of you corona-chan!!

It seems like just yesterday people were calling you a nothingburger but now look at you! All grown up are ready to kill at a moments notice! You've even killed a 6-month old! You must be very pleased. What an incredible feat! I hope you k ow how proud we are of you, you've worked hard and your work is paying off!

WOW!

Wishing you well,
user

>238k cases in US

Is it over?

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what does Bill think about reaching 1 million cases?

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Post coronachan feet

Rate my PrEP boyssss

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unironically yes. This only ends in disaster. This is why bioweapons were such a terrible idea. It was only a matter of time before they get leaked out.

I want to see coronachan feet

>Covid deaths
99% are with comorbidities with an average age of 79. Any death with covid was ruled as a covid death in Italy, which they only test the sick in hospital.
>Muh death rate
Research, SKorea, Japan, Taiwan, Germany, Austria etc show that 80-90% of cases are asymptomatic. This brings total fatality below 1%.
>Case # skyrocketing!
We are testing more, it only makes sense. This also brings the mortality rate lower.
>What about the testing methods?
With a false positive rate of 80% reported by the FDA, it tests for the same genes in the common cold.
>But this country has a high fatality rate!
They only test the people who are hospitalized. When compared to the flu by hospitalized, flu has a mortality rate of 10%.
>Muh stockerinos/get to work goy
The people who are the freest from stocks and Jews are small businesses being destroyed from this while mega corps thrive. 45 million unemployed. You think it'll get better?

Is gay sex part of the herd plan?

USA with the digits

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Post more of coronachan's feet

reminds me of the Alien movies lmao

Where is my 1 milion breast expansion Corona-chan. I must cooooommm.

>surely this time the aliens won't break out and kill us.

Lmao what is this guys problem, he is losing his fucking mind over this thing for no reason, did he have money in stocks or something?

>Mom has been self isolating, we've been leaving food and other needs at the door. She essentially has a designated sector of the house to herself. Disposable cutlery, etc.
>Stressed af, just worried about her
>Wake up today, I have pressure in the middle of my chest
>No shortness of breath, no fever, cough, sneezing, headaches. Can still smell and taste. No dizziness.
WTF should I do bros? My mom hasnt progressed past anything someone would consider mild flu symptoms. Everyone says to call a professional about chestpain but I have NO OTHER SYMPTOMS and HAVENT had any others, and the last thing Id want to do is get rolled out to a hospital where my chances of catching this thing go up 100000%. Could it really just be nasty stress?

Delicious coronachan feet plz

Who here going to live even if infected due to being BCG vaccinated? Feelsgoodman.jpg

>Alien
>bioweapon
Prometheus and Covenant are not canon

kek

Your meme is stale and you should feel bad.

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>1,000,000
1,000,000
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>1,000,000
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Boomer's 401ks are getting raped just in time for retirement.

I mean it’s a pretty subpar bio weapon, the chinks really need to step up their game, because this is really only a danger to boomers or AIDs ridden niggers/faggots.

You dont even need to count those. 90% of plots in the Xenomorph universe are "We can train these to be weapons! AHHHHHHH THEY KILLED US ALL AHHHHH" then the next guy comes along... "Lol those guys were idiots, surely this time it will work."

I would love to see coronachan feet

post dem corona-chan altars

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The same way you idiots masturbate to pics of a pathogen. The stockmarket is his waifu

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Or fatties or diabetics and there's still an unknown: Some people even if they're young and are in wonderful health end up dying anyway. Dr. Fauci spoke about there's an unknown variable and it's extremely important that they figure it out.

It's the best bioweapon.

>bring the economy to a halt
>shut down the entire world
>innocuous enough that draconian measures aren't taking immediately ensuring it's survival.

You don't want a disease with a 90% death rate immediately. It would burn out so quickly as everyone reacts appropriately. The "just a flu" appearance of this disease is what makes it so effective.

but user the aliens were considered bioweapons, they wanted to make armies of them or whatever

Her left arm is fucked up

>Stressed af, just worried about her
>Wake up today, I have pressure in the middle of my chest
It's anxiety user calm down.

And then it mutates

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>annihilates your economy
>kills your hospital system
seems like a really high level bioweapon user

Hey user [spoiler] thanks... [/spoiler]
Also twin get hell yeah

best

Why aren't there coronachan feet drawings?

Anyone else here an essential employee but, didn't get any hazard pay?
It has me depressed.

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It's no bioweapon. There's zero proof.

If it had a 90% kill rate, but it still took like 2 weeks to show up then that would be the absolute sweet spot.

you need to destress user, trucker here, I was having chest pains too, today was a really nice and sunny day and I took the day off to just sleep in and look at the sky and it was stress

I'm still going to work. Still have to wage.

pandemic/plague inc should be mandatory for all lesders

>zero proof
lol