>Jonathan and Ian Hockaday are US citizens who arrived in the UK on the 13th April for a family holidays. on the first night of their trip they attended an event at the Minworth Social Club. Mr Kelly engaged them in conversation and in particular was asking them questions about Donald Trump. The Prosecution’s case was that Mr Kelly’s motive was not to engage the brothers in political debate but to goad them. In fact it was Mr Kelly who became agitated and aggressive and initiated a fight with the brothers. Others intervened and as matters began to settle it was alleged by the Crown, and duly found to be so by the jury, that Mr Kelly ‘glassed’ Jonathan Hockaday with a stemmed pint glass causing extensive damage to Mr Hockaday’s left eye to the extent that the entire globe required removal.
>It was a sensitive and difficult case. As part of the defence case witnesses were called that suggested that in fact it was the Americans who had been the aggressors and all Mr Kelly had done was act in reasonable self-defence.
>Plainly the jury rejected the account of Mr Kelly and the witnesses called on his behalf.
Why can't Yanks handle the bants? They immediately get defensive in any situation involving mocking their fragile national egos and lash out.
Should have stayed home in his own shit hole instead of going to an Islamic shit hole.
Caleb Jackson
It's widely known that yanks are not white here in the UK.
Eli Ortiz
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Jackson Cox
That's a throwback. I would have expected him to get a face full of acid
Ian Miller
He should've gotten the other eye to he was to blind to see to begin with so it really doesn't matter.
Benjamin King
Sounds like her had to deal with some sort of pakis or niggers considering their behavior. Any real brit wouldn't be afraid of speaking of "right wing" politicians
Noah Perez
Damn thats gotta hurt. He gets what he deserrved for even stepping foot in that Muslim shit hole country.
Justin Stewart
>Just because he's American Yeah, I'm sure he's a fucking saint.
>Birmingham It might have been a nig or a paki to be honest.
Alexander Adams
>It was a sensitive and difficult case. As part of the defence case witnesses were called that suggested that in fact it was the Americans who had been the aggressors and all Mr Kelly had done was act in reasonable self-defence. >Mr Kelly >english >Mr Kelly
Read the thread you illiterate fucking retard.
Easton Watson
>Going overseas Asking for it desu...
Isaiah Cox
>remarkably accurate description It's almost like you know me.
Alexander Long
Brit mad because his country is new arabia, while america is still america, sad.
Julian Ortiz
> Goes clubbing in birmingham > Gets clubbed in birmingham
Carson Nguyen
BE THE LAST THING YOU EVER DID ENGLISHMAN.
Henry Walker
I used to work at a nightclub that had a student night for the local uni. One night this yank got uppity with the door lads who told him to fuck off >you cant do that to me im an AMERICAN They took him down the side alley and gave him a proper leathering, the mouthy cunt.
Fucking great.
Landon Myers
Don't worry mate, the 2% of 'Americans' who don't get MUTT'd will be speaking in our tone anyway. We've done you.
>uses bottle to blind man >americans are the real pussys Dumb bong get raped by a wild pack of muslims. You will wish your country would let you own anything to protect yourself
Chase Turner
BASED and HERD IMMUNITY PILLED
Bentley Wood
>Mr Kelly Probably not a nog but Kelly's an Irish name.
Hunter Morales
>Don't Talk Trump He looks like a member of #TheResistance though, unless you mean he was whining about Orange Man. Come to think of it, it's really only the TDS crowd that bring him up in any given conversation.
Leo Long
Black or paki. Im guessing paki. Brits actually like Americans. Pub geezers are coked up and retarded tho
Elijah Rogers
Kelly is an Irish name though, it was a dirty mickmutt
Elijah Kelly
>They took him down the side alley and gave him a proper leathering, the mouthy cunt. Laughs in fellow brit
Zachary Myers
What really happened is he started bantering the mutt about trump then the mutt got butthurt because mutts take politics to seriously so bazza clobbered him with the glass to sort him out. simple as
>DURRR IF DEYZ GOT AN IRISH NAME IT MEANZ DEY AINT INGURLISH
m o n g
Jonathan Barnes
>all Mr Kelly had done was act in reasonable self-defence.
He was subjected to the dysgenic presence of a mutt, having to listen to its gay convoluted stammering in its lisping, high pitched raspy voice. Why was the man sentenced? This is an outrage
>bazza clobbered 'im The yank was most likely Orange Man Badding. I can't see a TDS Brit glassing anybody.
Adam Collins
Based.
Levi Robinson
For being american huh? Nothing to do with the fact that he looks like a limp wristed fag. Yeah, beating up a guy who looks like that is like losing your virginity to a retarded girl. Unless of course he had it coming.
Charles Ortiz
The English have always been low IQ classless thugs. That’s why their French/German ruling class has been able to hold onto power so long. If it hadn’t been for immigrants, the English would still be living in huts made out of mud, shit, and sticks.
The Yank should have known better. Going into an area filled with violent drunk subhuman English brutes is akin to walking in south side Chicago. Bad for your ability to continue breathing.
Nathan Cooper
this is what I was thinking, dude is lucky he wasn't drowned in a bog for acting like such a fag... as is ancient anglo tradition
Luis Morgan
Everyone I've met from the UK is an insufferable cunt. I hate you people. Trashy, arrogant morons that never got the news that Britannia no longer rules the waves.
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Alexander Ross
based
Benjamin Miller
This. As much as Brits love to mock yanks it's generally just good natured father/son banter.
Connor Lewis
>Mouth off to Muhammed ftfy
Gavin Stewart
lol that bitch limey cunt was about to get his shit stomped before everyone intervened. Snuck him with the glass like a nigger coward when he dropped his guard.
Juan Ross
>Englishman You mean Muhammad
Noah Diaz
People that glass people should be executed. It is such low behaviour. Whats wrong, his punch is too weak, so he used a glass as a weapon. Fucking abhorrent.
Lucas Hernandez
Hive mind
Colton Reyes
good, fuck normies
Thomas Sullivan
I imagine this nasal, high pitched American, spewing out colonialisms and him getting a chin on the jaw for chatting shit. Then he goes back to America, pays 600k medical bills + 25% tip.
Americans aren't savage cryptoniggers, unfortunately that poor guy wasn't expecting a chimp out.
Luis Morales
this is exactly why we ignore all of your euro asses. im actually glad britain will be overwhelming muslim within the next generation. good riddance to a population of fetal alcohol syndrome abominations
Jacob Cox
This
Blake Reyes
Nah, probably some random white brit, since he had the courage to get political. Little did he know if the bants of the lads.
Eli Jenkins
You're not entirely wrong but you yanks hardly have a reputation for high culture either.
Hunter Parker
Based and pint pilled
Connor Richardson
Brits are such pussies. They would never do that to any Paki
Austin Parker
Everybody hates Americans for what they did to the world. Even other anglos.
>gets beaten by a pussy Oh my, tough meat burger coming thru.
Christian Carter
>Visiting Birmingham
Chase Powell
>Anglos hate everybody, including themselves.
Ian Morales
Most prisoners are white.
Joseph Hernandez
>yer president if a propa spakker mate ya melt >How DARE you, I'm an American citizen and like it nor not, he is the President of the United States! Show some respect, my family are from Teachessington and I have extensive Kentumbrian ancestry! >*whack*
Everytime you all complain that blacks and Arabs are subhumans for attacking people at random just remember you all celebrated this man getting assaulted.
Justin Roberts
>Kelly 100% a pikey, without a doubt.
Michael Watson
Learn English you fuckin' ESL cocksucker, you're fuckin' pathetic you retard lmao. You're talking like a fuckin' spic right now.
Tbf its often someone gets the red mist and chins some cunt (or some cunt tries to lamp them and they react) forgetting theyre holding a pint pot. Deliberate glassing is deffo a cunts trick.
Daniel Morales
This isn't based. This is was a literal nigger would do.
Juan Turner
Wrong, faggot. Pakis may drink but never go to clubs.
Joseph Davis
AN EYE FOR AN EYE
Easton Long
The guy got 12 years for it. Weird how they class it "a racist attack" - I wasn't aware "American" was a race. The faggot probably has good lawyers.
Luis Gutierrez
>Everytime you all complain that blacks and Arabs are subhumans for attacking people at random just remember you all celebrated this man getting assaulted.
>Mr Kelly’s motive was not to engage the brothers in political debate but to goad them. In fact it was Mr Kelly who became agitated and aggressive and initiated a fight with the brothers. The very definition of “can’t handle the bants”
Mason Edwards
Wouldntve happened had he obeyed his motherlands' law on drinking age
Cooper Long
>A͢n̴o͘n͞ym̴ǫ́u͜s̷ Unclean! Why aren't you cured? Oh, wait, namefagging.
Justin Clark
You're forgetting that Brits are savage subhumans.
Henry Clark
You all celebrated? Pretty sure I didnt.
Anthony Diaz
He is probably 1/64 Cherokee
Not in Birmingham
Yes
Landon Sanchez
>insult islam >get glassed Had it coming desu
Lucas Bennett
>Victim's full name and face is shown >Only thing we know about the perp is that he is called "Mr.Kelly" >UKistan Yeah, based "Englishman"
Dylan Johnson
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE MLEM MLEM MUTTERINOS! NOT THE YELPIN' YANKOIDS! THE CHONKIN' SHARTY PANTS! YA'LL CAN'T DO THAT DO US WE'EZ AMERICAN YEEEEEHAAWWWWWWWW FINNA GON POP A CAP IN YO ASS ESE
If that’s how you feel then I expect you’re not going to make another thread bitching how evil black peoples throttled another Englishman in the streets
Why was James Kelly only named in the US news and not the UK press?
Camden Reed
Uh...it says that the Englishman was the man who got all pissed...sooooo the americans were fine with slinging the bantz but the englishmans fee fees got hurt, probably insulted his muslim BVLL
Jayden Hill
I don’t know where you live exactly but here that’s all they do, coupled with smoking weed like chimney stacks
Samuel Watson
>> in a racist attack AmeriMutts are a new separate race, confirmed
Its funny, used to see a lot of 18/19 yr old yanks come over to study, nice preppy types. After 6 months here they were all drinking like fishes and swearing in half yank half brit
And this is why your lost get fucking battered when you come over here drinking. Americans don't understand the difference between banter and pushing their luck/insulting. Seen it happen many times. Some yanks get it, the majority think they can chat shit to a Brit when he's got 8 pints of wife beater in him
Ian Nguyen
Why would anyone go to englandistan for vacation? This is a best scenario outcome actually.
Nathaniel Martin
>black peoples throttled another Englishman in the streets Based BLACK BVLLs
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Owen Cooper
That's not a consequence of white people fucking animals more on average. It's a consequence of the widespread prosperity we have cultivated for centuries that has lead to us easily accessing wonderful inventions like Cameras. Meanwhile, Arab fuck goat and pays for it.
Mason Allen
Post proof.
Joshua Jones
Corona virus
Chase Richardson
Hey i'm totally OK with glassing ugly Americans that come into your country,
It's just as shame these cucked Brits wont do it to all the fucking arabs and blacks that invade them
Elijah Flores
Brits are literal niggers this confirms it. Sorry Muhammad
Mason Young
The huge majority of Paki's are Muslim and do not mix outside their circle. Jesus fuck you are dumb
Michael Edwards
>What is college.
Nathaniel Green
Why are bongs nigger tier violent?
John Thompson
Look it up, Muhammad. That was the original skinheads MO before the glowies appropriated and rebranded the image as "neo-nahtzees".
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