/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2861

When we gonna hit 2 million?

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Post your hottest Corona-chan. I want to give her a semen offering

GOT ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SAY TO YOUR NEW OVERLORDS WHITEOIDS?

AS YOU NEW MASTERS, WE SHALL ASK THE GODS TO GRANT EVERY ONE OF YOU WEAK-BETA-KEKS A SINGLE WISH

ASK AWAY!!!

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1 million cases, lads.
Get your coronas from our burger friend mega.nz/#F!CLZ3XAoD!6dDrAp961kUXxrIE_g2nqQ

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What are the chances of a virus that is capable infecting at least 5 radically different species

imagine the smell

>1000 dead pozzed mutts in one day
OH NONONONO AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Life comes at you fast
youtu.be/vmHemuctKiY

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Is writefaggot kill?

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OIL PRICES ARE COLLAPSING
OIL PRICES ARE COLLAPSING
OIL PRICES ARE COLLAPSING
OIL PRICES ARE COLLAPSING

>inb4 buy the dip

SHIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

Please give don lemon coronavirus, thx

has anybody got their immunity certificate yet?

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Not to mention he said that our 15 cases back in February would be close to zero in the following days, the dude is a fucking idiot and Yas Forums is in full denial mode because of sunk cost

We did in January.

In about 4 days.

We're already at 2 million if China reveals their real numbers

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Dark horse countries for a final top 5
>India
>Pakistan
>Philippines
>Ecuador
>Nigeria
>Brazil
>Turkey
>Mexico
>Indonesia
>Canada
>Russia
>Argentina
>Egypt
>Poland

>miracle worker
youre doing god's work. we'll be clapping for you at 7

What's it like being so poor you can't even afford testing?

what was the link for the coronavirus map?

Fuck the illuminati, pay me to be silent

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post the better version instead

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Who here /essentialWorker/ and have to go to the bio-zone tomorrow?

real or edit? either way, nice

>twitter.com/willwildart
>penor or strap on
Nigger we wanted pregnant, not this fag shit

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>radically different species
i'd imagine mammals are pretty similar at a cellular chemistry level.

In the west? 16 days roughly

In China.... long long ago

>those hands

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In about 10 days

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Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
Total nothing burger

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Thank you.

Fuck oil prices, the petrodollar is collapsing, meaning the USD will hyperinflate and be unappealing to the rest of the world

>yoo got ya immunity loicense sunshine?

I'm so proud of her, anons.
One million infected.
May there be many more millions in her future.

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wouldn't there be a rush of young people trying to catch it?

I'll accept it if it is stamped by the queen herself

I said make a wish you filthy scum SLAVE!
NOT ASK QUESTIONS TO YOUR MASTERS!

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REMDESIVIR is the only drug with efficacy even in critical cases! GET IT FOR EVERYBODY AND LETS MOVE ON!

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Neat, imagine flashing that shit to idiots wearing hazmats and masks

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New Wuhan

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Farewell, Iraq

retard

confirmed infections

f chen

Lol retards don't even know about the other strains

is /cvg/ a death cult?
either way it's where all of my frens are

>Buy my pee girl
vs
>Buy my T-shirt guy

Is this real?
>clown world distopia
This timeline is all kinds of screwed up.

>still no penis
disappoint.jpg

Fuck the illuminati , pay me to be silent or I will keep exposing the truth

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any Ecuador fren here can tell us what the fuck is happening there?

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It's expensive as fuck
Press F for muttland

who hoards a million masks?
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But we have reinfections, we don't produce any antibodies?...

For the trannies who wanted a cock now.

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Indians can't even comprehend what social distancing means. Corona-chan will fuck you hard and you better like it

Yes sir. There's literally too many things to list in one post because of character limits. Just wanted to highlight something recent to remind people just how late to the party his response was.

Yeah user, you are already better at spotting bad ideas than our entire gov. Congrats!

HIS NAME WAS CHEN QIUSHI
They heard his take, they did not listen. F

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You can vote if you want the artist to give her penor or peg
twitter.com/willwildart/status/1245785507625349121

Don't shit in the streets, ok?

Death cult? No, we are a war/plague cult.

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>"don't worry, user, that car coming our way in high speed isn't gonna run us over - just look close to it there's another car parked even closer to us and that hasn't run us over yet!"
Don't you know the difference between the position of a car, its velocity and its acceleration, you fucking retard?

Mammal is not a species. Human and ape is not radically different.
Human, pangolin, dog, cat and bat are radically different species.

2 of them from last thread told us that nobody's removing the bodies. Shit's fucked

we memed them all into getting it before the lockdown

Yes and same

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>you can't stockpile and resell at markup without a jewish approved business license, goy!

bros I stepped out of /cvg/ for a moment and I think I may have cancer

Why can't she get a cock despite how violently she is raping us rn?

>Since many of you asked, thinking of making a little bonus one aside from the main expansion. Should I make a bonus with a pp or a strap-on?
>pp
>strap-on

Chads

F Chen

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I needed this, did polackbro do the edit?

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Reinfection is possibly just made in china tests

Stop calling me for two months every fucking time I get a new domain!

someone in last thread

ayyyy

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Wow!! 1,000,000!

Im so proud of you corona-chan!!

It seems like just yesterday people were calling you a nothingburger but now look at you! All grown up are ready to kill at a moments notice! You've even killed a 6-month old! You must be very pleased. What an incredible feat! I hope you k ow how proud we are of you, you've worked hard and your work is paying off!

WOW!

Wishing you well,
user

The hoarder was a Jew himself idiots

>goy
He was a Jew, retard.

CORRECT

He's planning to do pregnancy on the next one or the other. Look at the replies

>+2116
why was frances number so low today
is it over?

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Denial
>This whole thing is so overblown. What a media circus.
>It’s the same as the flu. People get the flu every year and hardly anyone dies.
>I’m not (old, immune-compromised, susceptible to lung ailments), so I’ll be fine.

Anger
>This is all China’s fault. If they’d quarantined earlier, we wouldn’t be having this problem.
>I don’t care what the governor of my state says about sheltering in place, I’m going to work today.
>Forget what they told us. I’m bored and I’m having some friends over.

Bargaining
>It’s OK to spend time with others as long as they wash their hands before they see me.
>This will all be over by Easter. I’ll be safe until then, and then we can go back to normal.
>I know when people look sick. I will be fine as long as I stay around people who are healthy.

Despair
>I can’t go to work, I can’t earn money. Pretty soon, I’ll be broke and homeless.
>This epidemic is the new normal. I can say goodbye to my hopes and dreams.
>I am high-risk and likely to die alone. No one will come to help me when the time comes.

Acceptance
>I can’t control the pandemic, but I can do my part by sheltering in place, washing my hands, and staying positive.
>The fact that I can’t leave my house doesn’t mean my life has to stop. I can work from home, and I can still connect with my friends and family via phone and the internet. I can also enjoy the extra time I have with my spouse, my kids, and our pets.
>The world is going to change, but maybe when all this is over, we will be kinder to one another.

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Cutest post in thread

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>20% death rate and rising

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that man was a jew FYI.

>marky was underage

WE WILL GET 2 MILLIONS TO MAX 15 DAYS
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT

Nigga did all he could to warned us
F

Look it up you fucking retard, he's the jew

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Fucking traps is much more gay.
You not only fuck another guy, you also put up with his nagging feminine personality.

We are what we have always been, Happeningfags

That may account for the immediate reinfections but we know for a fact that it will be possible to get reinfected. There has never, in history, been a coronavirus that caused our bodies to produce permanent antibodies. They are always temporary. And this virus is causing permanent brain and lung damage, so you can really only survive it so many times before you're guaranteed death.

He was a goy if he didn't have his license.

im retarded. thanks bro

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>1m cases already
stay safe /cvg/ bros

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Well, this was the peak, now its turning into worse degeneracy. Rip corona-chan

see sweetie

REMINDER THAT THE SWINE FLU PANDEMIC LASTED MORE THAN A YEAR AND IT WASN'T AS BIG AS THIS ONE

where did he end up? Thigh job?

>Thinking that the self-replicating nanomachines made by Bill Gates and the Illuminati don't exist
You aren't going to make it, I'm sorry, but the NWO already took you

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NOT SOON ENOUGH

Not from Guayaquil but i have talked to a familiar over there.
4 of the people she was friends with are dead.
Aparently there aren't any ambulances due to oversaturation of sick people.
Whatever shit is going down is mostly in the south of the city, but it's not contained there.

what hit its mark first? 50k deaths or 1mil cases?

Lol 1,000,000 cases

Let me know when it hits 2,000,000

This is a NOTHINGBURGER.

Yeah, i mean reinfection like hiv (that im not convinced 100% it really exists after watching house of numners) is probably just made in china test.

1 mil draw pollack is putting out a vote for bonus pp art
twitter.com/willwildart/status/1245785507625349121?s=21
> 1 mil draw pollack is putting out a vote for bonus pp art
twitter.com/willwildart/status/1245785507625349121?s=21

1 mil draw pollack is putting out a vote for bonus pp art
twitter.com/willwildart/status/1245785507625349121?s=21
> 1 mil draw pollack is putting out a vote for bonus pp art twitter.com/willwildart/status/1245785507625349121?s=21

1 mil draw pollack is putting out a vote for bonus pp art
twitter.com/willwildart/status/1245785507625349121?s=21

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Trannies are not traps. Trannies are disgusting losers with dogshit personalities. Traps are bros who are cute.

The corona numbers are based on a bad test on unrepresentative population samples, but even if we assume they are true:

Are we really ready to destroy our economy and civilization to save some boomers with preexisting mortal diseases?

Lain

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Hope this BASED Chand is in better place
F

>dömp it
twitter.com/willwildart/status/1245785507625349121

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