/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2860

► Detected: 1,000,207 (+65,010) ► Died: 51,356 (+4,164) ► (Reset: -07:25:32)

— 4.2 billion people put under lockdown —
— 206 countries and territories infected —
— 2.7x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 2,649 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
Israel forces everyone to wear masks in public
archive.is/eV49g

Jew arrested for hoarding supplies, price gouging, coughing on FBI
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US intelligence says China concealed cases and deaths
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Under 1 year old in the US dies to coronavirus
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>RESEARCH
Up to 20% of younger adults end up hospitalized, says CDC
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Virus spreads through pipes
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Growing number of "recovered" patients test positive again
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Young cases end up hospitalized too, it just takes longer
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>REMINDER
Iran coronavirus burial pits visible from space
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Infected come out negative 50 to 70% of the time
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Most deaths go unreported, Italian mayor says
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China factories waste electricity to fake productivity
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>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
18:14: 181 new cases and 5 new deaths in Texas.
18:02: 139 new cases and 25 new deaths in Algeria.
17:36: 2,116 new cases and 884 new deaths in France.
17:35: 2,456 new cases and 79 new deaths in Turkey.
17:28: 600 new cases and 9 new deaths in Georgia.
17:21: 13 new deaths in Romania.

>SOURCES
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youtube.com/watch?v=xGytDsqkQY8
youtube.com/watch?v=6q_fLr7hCZE
youtube.com/watch?v=tFEXI9i1jjU
libremercado.com/2020-04-02/gobierno-confisca-alcohol-obliga-cerrar-fabricas-espanolas-hidrogeles-nos-han-precintado-1276655229/
desertsun.com/story/news/2020/04/01/coronavirus-man-intentionally-derailed-la-train-near-u-s-navy-hospital-ship-mercy-feds-say/5109042002/
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news24.jp/articles/2020/03/31/07618342.html
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Reminder that this is the guy who put out the (now famous around coronavirus denialist circles) claim that most Italian coronavirus deaths weren't really caused by the coronavirus.
He gave everyone the false sense that those patients were just going to die anyway. They were not. They wouldn't have died had they not caught the coronavirus. They died after a history of low blood oxygenation and ground-glass opacities on thoracic CT scans. Coronavirus did in fact kill them. Every single one of them.
This guy is called Dr. Walter Ricciardi, and guess who he works for? That's right, he's a World Health Organization advisor! The same WHO who's been downplaying the severity of this pandemic since day one!
Reminder that, on early February, Dr. Lawrence Gostin from Georgetown University said “we were deceived - myself and other public health experts, based on what the World Health Organization and China were saying, reassured the public that this was not serious, that we could bring this under control, giving a false sense of assurance.”
So there you have it, never forget that that's just yet another piece of CCP propaganda parroted by the WHO to make western countries underestimate the pandemic and hesitate to take action.

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World Theme
youtube.com/watch?v=oM1gTXbFZds

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Post your face when you realise zoonic viruses are the Great Filter and the answer to the Fermi paradox.

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it is the apocalypse. you are stumbling around in a haze surrounded by bombed-out buildings and smoldering rubble, bodies are strewn about everywhere. after what seems like hours of searching, you finally find a survivor amongst the ruins, he seems physically unscathed but he constantly mumbles to himself and his eye keeps twitching. taking pity on him, and thinking it would be best to band together for strength in numbers to traverse the vast crater-pocked hellscape that now surrounds you, you approach him and offer him some of your scant supplies in exchange for working together to search for food. cutting you off, he gleefully informs you as his face contorts into a strained grimace, that there is no need - "it's all a big nothingburger" he says as his voice cracks, "where are the bodies?"
when you gesture to a pile of them off to the side, he snorts and says in an increasingly nervous tone "dude, those are just crisis actors, you can tell they're still breathing and i'm pretty sure i saw a flyer posted by the ruins of the town hall asking for people with acting experience". he avoids looking at them. when you remark that they seem to be in a rather visibly advanced state of decomposition, he laughs hollowly and cuts you off: "how many days has that pile of bodies been there? four days? five days?"
with an increasing sense of urgency, you tell him that if he doesn't start looking for food now, he's going to starve to death in a matter of weeks, whereupon he again cuts you off and says in a mocking tone "JUST TWO MORE WEEKS BRO YEAH TOTALLY"
disgusted, you give up and leave him to wander alone in the ruins. as you are about to leave earshot of him, you hear him calling to his mother, demanding to know where the rest of the "tendies" are. there is no response.

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I don't think Ecuador is going to make it anons
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WE HIT 1 MILLION NIGGAS

Fuck the illuminati, pay me to be silent or I will keep exposing the truth

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Shit

All fake fake FAKE!!!!!

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ONE GORJIRION INFECTED

Fucking Persian construction workers are back at work again today after a couple weeks off. Fuck these noisy screechy fucks interrupting my midday nap.
>AUAUYAYAYAYYA!
>*VRRRT*VRRRRT*
>AYAYAJAJAUA!
>*BANG*VRRT*
>AYAYAY
>*VRRRRRRRRSCRNCH*
All day fucking long. Here's hoping they die choking on their own blood.

Pay me to be silent

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Retard Q nigger

oh look retarded niggers.
we have 50 people in my county and 1 death it's not fake you fucking chink nigger.

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NO! NOT MY CUTE CORONA-CHAN!

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I love you geso!

INDIA SUPER 2020 WAS NEVER A MEME!
>INDIA SUPER 2020 WAS NEVER A MEME!
INDIA SUPER 2020 WAS NEVER A MEME!
>INDIA SUPER 2020 WAS NEVER A MEME!
INDIA SUPER 2020 WAS NEVER A MEME!
>INDIA SUPER 2020 WAS NEVER A MEME!
INDIA SUPER 2020 WAS NEVER A MEME!
>INDIA SUPER 2020 WAS NEVER A MEME!
INDIA SUPER 2020 WAS NEVER A MEME!
>INDIA SUPER 2020 WAS NEVER A MEME!

financialexpress.com/economy/only-india-china-will-survive-coronavirus-rest-of-the-entire-world-economy-will-go-into-recession-un/1914396/

INDIA SUPER 2020 WAS NEVER A MEME!
>INDIA SUPER 2020 WAS NEVER A MEME!
INDIA SUPER 2020 WAS NEVER A MEME!
>INDIA SUPER 2020 WAS NEVER A MEME!
INDIA SUPER 2020 WAS NEVER A MEME!
>INDIA SUPER 2020 WAS NEVER A MEME!
INDIA SUPER 2020 WAS NEVER A MEME!
>INDIA SUPER 2020 WAS NEVER A MEME!
INDIA SUPER 2020 WAS NEVER A MEME!
>INDIA SUPER 2020 WAS NEVER A MEME!

START DROPPING DEAD WHITENIGGERS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Won't be happy until 6 gorillion burnt bodies are reached, let's see how may time and resources does that take

cheers to 1 mil lads. What are you all doing to celebrate this milestone?

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youtube.com/watch?v=xGytDsqkQY8

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>become self aware
>murder/assimilate all close species
>become apex predator
>harness all other forms of life to sustain yourself
>harness ancient dead animals to expand civilization
>harness fundamental forces of nature to expand further
>discover the vastness of time and space

>die off because a bat pissed in a dude's mouth
Feels good man.

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youtube.com/watch?v=6q_fLr7hCZE

Cooming to this felt so good. I want 2nd million already

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*HITS INDIA FOR SIX*
GET BACK TO YOUR SHITHOLE

WE HAVE ONE MILION GUYS!!!!

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Wait a minute
Unless the heat kills it
This thing isn't going away, is it?

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HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM

Kill your doctors pajeet
youtube.com/watch?v=tFEXI9i1jjU

>Unless the heat kills it
It doesn't, look at Brazil.
>This thing isn't going away, is it?
No.

SPANISH COMMUNIST GOVERMENT SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION OF PHARMACEUTICAL ALCOHOL
>SPANISH COMMUNIST GOVERMENT SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION OF PHARMACEUTICAL ALCOHOL
SPANISH COMMUNIST GOVERMENT SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION OF PHARMACEUTICAL ALCOHOL
>SPANISH COMMUNIST GOVERMENT SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION OF PHARMACEUTICAL ALCOHOL
SPANISH COMMUNIST GOVERMENT SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION OF PHARMACEUTICAL ALCOHOL

>libremercado.com/2020-04-02/gobierno-confisca-alcohol-obliga-cerrar-fabricas-espanolas-hidrogeles-nos-han-precintado-1276655229/

HAPPENING THEY ARE DOING A COMMUNIST DICTATORSHIP, WHERE IS THE ARMY, WHERE IS THE KING, WHERE ARE THE cuckSERVATIVE PARTIES, WHERE IS SPAIN AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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How much coom was lost to Coronachan anons?

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I am high on being right

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Its living just fine in Malaya and Brazil soooooooooooooooo

if this is so bad how come we all posting here?

i gotcha,doomersfags I GOTCHA!

Not until there's crowd immunity, either from a vaccine or everyone getting infected

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At least 1 gorillion

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i too wish they would stop lewding my goddess
i do admire their devotion however

Shouldn't had turned to a democracy after Franco Bro

>200,000 recoveries
>50.000 deaths

What a fucking nothingburger HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHH

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>India and China survives not because they are super powers but because they have +1b population so they can have 900M people die and still being 100M of them

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1,000,000 Baby!

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I havent seen this much choking since (your favorite sports team) lost the (local and/or national sports competition).

I know user... I know...

WE WILL FUCK NIGGERS
WE WILL FUCK KIKES
WE WILLFUCK WHITES
WE WILL FUCK JANNIES
WE WILL FUCK TRANNIES
WE WILL FUCK GOOKS

WE WILL FUCK ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING!

THAT IS THE WAY OF THE SUPERPOWER
WE SHIT OIN YOUR STREETS NIGGERS, LOOK UPON US IN FEAR
THE DAY OUR MEN SHIT IN YOUR NEIGHBOURHOOD IN FULL FORCE IS NOT FAR AWAY!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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get on nofap brah

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we did it reddit!

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There won't be a vaccine anytime soon either. No one has managed to do a SARS vaccine in 17 years, so don't get your hopes up.

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>20% death rate

A train engineer intentionally drove a speeding locomotive off a track at the Port of Los Angeles because he was suspicious about the presence of a Navy hospital ship docked there to help during the coronovirus crisis, federal prosecutors said Wednesday. Nobody was hurt.

desertsun.com/story/news/2020/04/01/coronavirus-man-intentionally-derailed-la-train-near-u-s-navy-hospital-ship-mercy-feds-say/5109042002/

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Alright, what the fuck is wrong with her hand? I'm really disappointed with this update

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Last football match before everything shut down was Liverpool chocking against At. Madrid in Champions League, so good riddance

So Ecuador is the only country so far to have society collapse because of the virus?

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>he finally gets it

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INDIA SUPERCOOFER 2020

WHY DOESN'T WORLDOMETER UPDATE FRANCE'S DEATHS?
>WHY DOESN'T WORLDOMETER UPDATE FRANCE'S DEATHS?
WHY DOESN'T WORLDOMETER UPDATE FRANCE'S DEATHS?
>WHY DOESN'T WORLDOMETER UPDATE FRANCE'S DEATHS?
WHY DOESN'T WORLDOMETER UPDATE FRANCE'S DEATHS?

France could actually be in its last few days of increase and get noticeable number reduction soon.

For now, and I think that's only in the capital.

It only counts dead humans

Hey neighbor. How come you have less cases than us

It begins

BASED!!!

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what do you mean?

Denial aint just a river in egypt

how long is our lock-up gonna last? i'm about lose my mind

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Even if you are anti-union, please add your name.

Let's hope other will follow soon

MY FAVORITE BANDS CAN'T TOUR. HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSE TO MAKE MONEY AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>youtube.com/watch?v=zCJ2LO71o4Y
Is anyone still taking this shitty psyop seriously?

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HOW HARD IS TO FABRICATE N95 MASKS?

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Are you guys even testing? You guys are the most unhygienic and filthy. It seems like corona chan would have a fucking field day with you niggers

It's 2020 my son, you know what that means right?

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based and hindu pilled

Bullshit. Mankind could easily thrive with just 10% of current pop

Fucking hell I just did it as well, and yeah it felt amazing. Wonder what sort of power it gives to coonachan, when so many people coom to the same thing at once.

Goverment stopped doing anything, doctors giving up, mass amounts of crimes in the streets and dead bodies piling up. There are webms of all this happening

>Iran coronavirus burial pits visible from space
Come on, even people were visible.

> Jews arrested for hoarding supplies ...
Typical kikes kek. My Grandpa told me how his dad who was selling silverware ( which ironically had a lot of gold in it) and shit was bought out by the kikes before the great depression.

Let me fixed that BASED image for you

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Nippon TV reported on Tuesday that a mystery man identifying himself as "Inosuke Hashibira" donated 100 masks to a nursing school in Iwate Prefecture. The man claimed to have purchased the masks personally. He also gifted alcohol disinfectant to the establishment after hearing about shortages of the item from the school's staff.

When asked about his identity, the man handed a short letter translated as follows: "I am grateful to all doctors every day. Thank you very much. -Inosuke Hashibara."

The name is a reference to the character from the popular anime and manga series Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba. Although Inosuke wear's a boar's head and has a brusque and hot-blooded personality, his motto is helping others regardless of who they are.

The school's vice-principal Nobuko Itō that she was surprised but also very grateful.

"I heard it's a character who makes a point of helping the weak. I'm grateful that he came to us with those feelings in mind," she told the news station.

ANIME SAVES LIFES
ONE PIECE VIRGIN FAGGOTS ON SUICIDE WATCH
YAIBACHADS ARE THE NEW SHONEN KINGS NOW
>news24.jp/articles/2020/03/31/07618342.html

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Is there verified proof that she's a nurse? Why would I listen to niggers?

when you spill ketchup

Already underrated

No, where is the pregnancy?

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will you niggers just link to the new thread when you make it

1,000,000 WE DID IT!!!

UP YOUR ARMS TO THE FÜHRER!!

SEIG HAIL!!!
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get those numbers up

oh baby a triple

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Modi ji has gone strict on your asses I see

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kek'd heartily

hello neighbour

no shit nigger.
I'm talking about what comes after the happening.
we can sustain ourselves by creating more babies, but what about you whiteniggers?
you guys think you can replace those dead numbers easily like us?
Of course not, you guys are already cucked by all angles.
Just kys like pic related.
That's the option you whiteoids have!

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>won't get to date qt girl I was talking to before spring break
>will spend last year in uni as a fucking N.E.E.T. which I spent the last 5+ years trying to cure
>will soon run out of pot
mfw

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Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
Total nothing burger

She is amazing from both the front and the back.

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Anyone autistic enough to work with trains probably is a conspiracy fag

Roll for when Pelosi gets infected

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Ika!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

China hopes to not get nuked. They fucked up big time and they cannot back off now.

Who /losingit/ here?

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NOT ENOUGH MEIN FUHER
WE NEED 6 MILLION AT LEAST

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Tiger & Bunny Anime Gets 2nd Season in 2022
>Tiger & Bunny Anime Gets 2nd Season in 2022
Tiger & Bunny Anime Gets 2nd Season in 2022
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ANIME CONFIRMED ETERNAL
CORONAVIRUS CAN'T STOP ANIME AND NEVER WILL

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>trusting niggers

You don't believe white doctors but trust a black woman? Fuck off.

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how's imran CHAD handling things over there brother?
Everything going good for you personally?

Does anyone have those farming and aquaponics images that were being posted last night?

Based nig nogs enforcing quarantine

niggeria being the only subsaharan african country with a head over their shoulder again

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yesterday

what the fuck do you have giant paws for hands?

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DEUTSCHE BANK COLLAPSE YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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#Breaking: Now @FEMA
Is Sending 85 More Semi-Truck Refrigerated Trailers To New York City To Serve As Temporary Morgues To Store The Dead Bodies Of Deceased #CoronaVirus Victims

Fuck you pajeet you got the rona

Not the case if viruses and pathogens make it very hard for the 10% to cooperate with each other, or render everyone in a constant mode of having to fight a disease and die with 30.

>he's not having the time of his life

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Yesterday

>?!

ganbatte

According to /x/ schizos that's what is giveing her power to do all this. Doubt it, but all the cult/goddess stuff makes cooming to her better so I don't mind

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I just want to kill my father and destroy his stupid garden not losing it tho.

rip in shit

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USA isn't white.

Not hello my bhai, it's namaskar

THIS IS THE INDIAN CENTURY AFTER ALL!
>THIS IS THE INDIAN CENTURY AFTER ALL!
THIS IS THE INDIAN CENTURY AFTER ALL!
>THIS IS THE INDIAN CENTURY AFTER ALL!
THIS IS THE INDIAN CENTURY AFTER ALL!
>THIS IS THE INDIAN CENTURY AFTER ALL!
THIS IS THE INDIAN CENTURY AFTER ALL!
>THIS IS THE INDIAN CENTURY AFTER ALL!
THIS IS THE INDIAN CENTURY AFTER ALL!
>THIS IS THE INDIAN CENTURY AFTER ALL!
THIS IS THE INDIAN CENTURY AFTER ALL!
>THIS IS THE INDIAN CENTURY AFTER ALL!
THIS IS THE INDIAN CENTURY AFTER ALL!
>THIS IS THE INDIAN CENTURY AFTER ALL!
THIS IS THE INDIAN CENTURY AFTER ALL!
>THIS IS THE INDIAN CENTURY AFTER ALL!

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>only the countries with legalized slave labor will survive
Imagine my fucking shock

Modi is a cunt but he is a hard cunt and forced a hard lockdown very early

I've been under lockdown since Mar 19 when we had like 200 cases

India 2,536 +538 72 +14

any proofs?

Bro I am so lonley I set my tinder to new Delhi and started jerking off to QT Indians

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(You)
>(you)

5-10% is completely asymptomatic.

Wash your hands after not using the loo, poo.

Curfew as usual. Imran's giving out relief in bills, rent + discount groceries. Things going just okay meh could be better.

P.S Good look

lol my best friend works there that's a shame

Nothing happens.

All the cooming made me realize that it's overrated. It just feels nice to bust a nut to a sexy girl.

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you should set your tinder to Lahore or saudi and jerk off to goats like a good sharia loving muslim

are you a bear? That's some shitty wall btw.

Why is the French new cases so few today?

Did they stop testing or something?

>m00t id

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it's sieg "heil", pablo

>we can sustain ourselves by creating more babies, but what about you whiteniggers?
The Indian fertility rate is slowly converging below 2.0.
>you guys think you can replace those dead numbers easily like us?
Of course.

Modi is a fag who has t even given orders to wipe off muslims

>What is being called Coronavirus or COVID-19 is a “novel coronavirus.” Every year during flu season, 7-15% of flu infections are from a novel coronavirus. Even if this were to turn out with a high death toll, it would still just be a bad flu season. However, at time of writing there are 25,000 people in America dead of non-corona flu viruses, and just over 5,000 deaths from corona flu. So we are on track for this to be a normal flu season.

>In 2018, 80,000 people died of the flu. The hospitals were much more pressured than they are today, going so far as to put up tents to treat people in parking lots.

>The mortality rate statistics they are reporting in the media are being calculated completely differently than the flu is calculated and then compared with the flu mortality rate. Whereas the normal way to report the flu is to estimate the total number of infected and then calculate an estimated mortality rate based on the estimate of the number of those infected, with Coronavirus, they are reporting a mortality rate that is the percentage of deaths from those who test positive.

>In Italy, doctors reported that over 99% of those who have died have had preexisting conditions. They were also counting anyone who tested positive for the virus after death as having died of Coronavirus, even though it is certain that some of these people, particularly the old people (the average age of the deaths was 79.5-years-old), went to the hospital for some other reason and got infected with the virus at the hospital. Italy admits that this is the way they were keeping statistics – everyone who died and tested positive was a Coronavirus death.

Even if you are unaware of the way they are abusing statistics, it is still totally remarkable to get worked up about this. Even by these ultra-inflated numbers the media is presenting, if you are under the age of fifty, you have less than a half of one percent chance of dying.

GREATER DEPRESSION NOW

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1mil is finally here... Oh NO.....

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Denial
>This whole thing is so overblown. What a media circus.
>It’s the same as the flu. People get the flu every year and hardly anyone dies.
>I’m not (old, immune-compromised, susceptible to lung ailments), so I’ll be fine.

Anger
>This is all China’s fault. If they’d quarantined earlier, we wouldn’t be having this problem.
>I don’t care what the governor of my state says about sheltering in place, I’m going to work today.
>Forget what they told us. I’m bored and I’m having some friends over.

Bargaining
>It’s OK to spend time with others as long as they wash their hands before they see me.
>This will all be over by Easter. I’ll be safe until then, and then we can go back to normal.
>I know when people look sick. I will be fine as long as I stay around people who are healthy.

Despair
>I can’t go to work, I can’t earn money. Pretty soon, I’ll be broke and homeless.
>This epidemic is the new normal. I can say goodbye to my hopes and dreams.
>I am high-risk and likely to die alone. No one will come to help me when the time comes.

Acceptance
>I can’t control the pandemic, but I can do my part by sheltering in place, washing my hands, and staying positive.
>The fact that I can’t leave my house doesn’t mean my life has to stop. I can work from home, and I can still connect with my friends and >family via phone and the internet. I can also enjoy the extra time I have with my spouse, my kids, and our pets.
>The world is going to change, but maybe when all this is over, we will be kinder to one another.

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Not hard at all, but the world doesn't have enough to deal with a pandemic. And now they're being mass-produced as fast as possible, so expect many to fail the quality check for being rushed.

STAY
INDOORS
FOREVER
video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1245670379789705216/pu/vid/360x640/owjMHfQ6CWQ4qqrI.mp4

I am a Catholic but the thought of cooming in some foreign slut who doesnt speak english is amazing

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fucking retards are about to start clapping for "muh enn haich ess"
i want to go out and laugh hysterically but cbf

mobile.twitter.com/MoniVelasquezV/status/1245754547332677632
here's part of it. There are more posted in these threads

What does sex with a virus feel like?

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH SEETHING WHITENIGGERS
YOU ARE OVER
START DOING NAMASKAR AND SAYING NAMASKAR INSTEAD OF HELLO YOU WHITEOID COPERS
WE ARE COMING TO SHIT IN YOUR STREETS VERY SOON, BETTER CHOP-CHOP ON THE WHITE RACE OR WE'RE GOING TO BE DOING IT INSTEAD.

NOW PISS OFF AND HAVE SEXI NCELS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


shut up monkey, we're coming after you too, no one will be spared.

All Americans seam to have shitty walls.

>1m
>just bigger titties
>and this fucking shitty hand shoop
and nobody seems to even give a shit

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>twitter.com/hotpinkchihuah1/status/1245240490124922884

videos

Pretty neat how it's a skull pattern on the dress.

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Q said the same thing to me over military radio waves I picked up with my microwave.

its only one fuckin video.

it's just like my dystopian movies

Guys 1mio incoming soon.

STAY HYPED AND COOF

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POO IN LOO

Dark horse countries for a final top 5
>India
>Pakistan
>Philippines
>Ecuador
>Nigeria
>Brazil
>Turkey
>Mexico
>Indonesia
>Canada
>Russia
>Argentina
>Egypt
>Poland

So just every ethnicity posting here can stock up (hoard) supplies when we saw the train coming, except if you’re a Jew, cuz then it’s bad? You’re absurd and hypocrites

All the nutrients from her hands went to her breasts.

u ok pajeet?

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b-based pooper poster

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WE ALREADY HIT 1 MILLION

Soon!

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any reason we are behind on deaths?

slowpoke.jpg

>AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH SEETHING WHITENIGGERS
Says the actual nigger.
>YOU ARE OVER
The massacre is only starting in India.
>START DOING NAMASKAR AND SAYING NAMASKAR INSTEAD OF HELLO YOU WHITEOID COPERS
By the end of this, there won't be any Indian around.
>WE ARE COMING TO SHIT IN YOUR STREETS VERY SOON, BETTER CHOP-CHOP ON THE WHITE RACE OR WE'RE GOING TO BE DOING IT INSTEAD.
One white guy can easily kill 10 Indian manlets with one arm.
>NOW PISS OFF AND HAVE SEXI NCELS
We can have sex. The lower caste in India - aka you - can't.

twitter.com/BNODesk

>More than 1 million confirmed cases of coronavirus worldwide

What can't Corona-chan do?

1 million confirmed witnessed.

It's a lie of course, even if china had 1 per 1000 infected, that's a million, and we know from their travel history that the infection rate was much higher than that, more like 1 per 100 at least.

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Stay safe brother ,these are bad times ,we have enraged the gods.
WE expect you to join in our conquest of Europe very soon.

WE SHALL RULE THE WORLD TOGETHER

The day isn't over yet

Testament has the coronachan AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>have cancer
>get shot in the head
>cause of death: cancer
I noticed that pattern too. There is a word for this.
Crimes against humanity.

my county is starting to explode when do you think we will hit 100?

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Who is we and how are they behind?

Corona Chan AMERICANO Globino de las Montañas Americanas Edition (2,000,000) soon

It's heil come on amigo termina la secundaria

Yeh, that art is great. Corona-Chan hall of fame worthy

there are more you dumbass, they've been posted constantly

So far it's Guayaquil, but don't change the channel, shit might get worse soon.

I'm not talking about the light weight wuhan virus.
So far we have created an environment on this glove to easily breed new pathogens for humans and spread them all over the world. Imagine something much more sinister or more likely, corona stays around and there will be another pandemic, so you with the flu you have 3 viruses making people sick all year round. I think we couldn't take it. And if we could, stack another on top of it.

False positives? Idk

Hopefully we’ll find out within 2 weeks

Dont think so.

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WE'RE AT END TIMES NOW BOYS

OY U GOT AN OUTSIDE LOICENSE

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WRITEFAG, WE AT 1MIL. YOU NEED TO UPDATE US FAGGOT

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YES
WE WILL POO IN LOO IN MEXICO CHICANO
JUST WAIT FOR IT.
YUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JUST wait for it.........

Never felt more alive Rakesh!

>It's heil come on amigo termina la secundaria

i-i will do it better n-next time i promise!!....

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your country is called cuckistan for a reason, pajeet. feminist shit is much stronger in your place than in the west, and feminism/female empowerment always results in demographic collapse. now get back to begging for bobs and vajene.

>One Million Infections Reached
>50 Thousand deaths in the process
5% Global Mortality Rate right there.

>Virtually all countries infected
>In Africa it hasn't even really started to start

>United States already with twice the number of infections than Italy
>25% of all official infections
Only God knows the real numbers for China

>New York with 92.000 infections
>New Jersey with plus 20.000 infections
>California reaches 10.000 infections

Oh say,
>can you see?

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Shit, nigga, it's a dead body. I though it was a truck tire.

>US intelligence says China concealed cases and deaths
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ME ESTAS JODIENDO
EN SERIOOOOOOO

LA CONCHA DE TU MADRE TIO SAM, HACE TU LABURO

They're just googling photos to fit their articles, because they can't send photographers to those areas.

GET BCG VACCINE IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!

better update us on the state of india, pajeet
I'm actually interested

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Dude your microwave just flew over my house!

Seriously though, that’s all based on CDC stats, not Q-tard nonsense.

kike profiteer detected

On some exagerating, untrustworthy interweb site, foor sure. I'd rather stay with the real numbers over drifting into imaginary happening land

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Fuck KMT! Long live Taiwan!

the who works for the CCP the whole world knows that now

Quick! Embrace your superpower and END THE INDIAN QUARANTINE!!!
You guys don't need to wreck your economy!
You'll win by being the only guys working!

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Ah a coping shitskin.
Well I've decided to respond to you seperately

>Says the actual nigger.
Whiter than you laude kek kys
>The massacre is only starting in India.
in the end , everything will turn out okay because we have sex, unlike your incel nation.
We will replace those nubers very soon.
>By the end of this, there won't be any Indian around.
lmao THIS is the ultimate cope.
>One white guy can easily kill 10 Indian manlets with one arm.
And yet gets fucked by weka Indian gypsies everyday.
>We can have sex. The lower caste in India - aka you - can't.
I'm a bramhin , too bad
but guess what
the lower caste ones ARE the ones who are having sex Shahar.


COPE LMAO

Thanks to Ecuador I'm more on happening side.
I don't think you could fake this so well.
I think that those "conspiracy" things are actually fake to make people believe it's some jewish plotting. It's actually a better alternative than telling truth.

BASED OMEGA MAN POSTER

>user I ...

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It sure does make you breathless.

for all who did not know:
this is the zombie apocalypse.
zombie of fear.
where do zombies gather? at the shopping malls, at the highly populated areas.
at the graveyards, at the churches.
all these normies buying toilet paper, you think they still have brains?

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Fuck off paki go scam an Alzheimered boomer

Jesus Christ. India is FUCKED

Poor attempt at deflection on calling out on hypocrisy and absurdity

Next?

we had like 4500 yesterday around this time.today it should be 5500ish to maintain curve
Yas Forums autists?

lol the global reset is coming, retards

in one month there will be a global mud flood and the air will be contaminated with hydrogen cyanide.

at the end of may the population will be reduced to few milion people. then they can go on with agenda 2030.

buy gas masks and filters. if any one of you survives this, find me after the castastrophy and thank me. cya fags, see you in another world

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Oh, it's nothing. Back to sleep my late evening siesta.

try to stay alive and healthy while 900million infected, tottaly pissed and starving loos are scared, angry and maniac at the very same time...

i'm better off here i guess

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expecting to fall over dead at random any day now
>had cold syntoms, runny nose, mild headache, head and chest congestion, general feeling of mild illness
>cold symptoms went away after 5 days, chest congestion lingerd
>chest congestion suddenly got much worse and it become slightly harder to breath
>3 days later the congestion clears, the mild shortness of breath still lingers
>for about a week i get random syntoms that come and go, sore throat, runny nose, ect
>then suddenly the chest discomfort got worse and the felling of general illness returned
>lasted for about 3-4 days and suddenly dissappeard, i can breathe normal more or less but there is still something not right in my chest
>whatever it is has been making my irregular heart (not related, i fucked it up about a year ago) worse
its been an honor Yas Forums

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> mfw

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Am I gonna make it bros?

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What if you're a qnigger?

First of all, that 99% with preexisting conditions isn't true anymore. It's under 90% now. And many things count as preexisting conditions - obesity, diabetes, high blood pressure, etc.
50% of Americans have a preexisting conditions.
Secondly, the virus has only spread to about 240k Americans as of now. Even if we multiply that by 10 (a very generous figure), that would still only be 2.4m infected.
If you compare that to the flu, which each year infects over 100m people in the US alone, the coronavirus is already deadlier by dividing estimated deaths by estimated infections.

The flu is a nothingburger, the coronavirus isn't.
Accept the truth or you'll die.

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We don't sell our supplies at exorbitant prices, Jewish rat

Nice to see you stocked up on tin foil, but your now going to make it o most based Pope user.

they survive because other than a few small centers of economy that will collapse the majority of their countries were always subsaharan shitholes, so nothing will change for them.

>Sweden with 26 new deaths

what are you at cuck?
All i can hear is PURE SEETHE

So is it safe to say China is winning this war?

listenin' to vintage yung lean
what about you, lads?

>An amerimutt is asking this

How's life in the big apple, user?

Most people get symptoms in 5 days. If you get symptoms, most people will experience it for 10 days. There are now concrete reports that you will still be infectious up to 14 days after those symptoms ceases.

For most people(symptomatic), they will be infectious in 34 days. If you only know patient zero, you need 1 month++ to know all cases that will happen because of patient zero.

If you don't know patient zero or it's already everywhere, 1 month is not enough. If one recovering guy is in that 34th day and someone caught it and he is the average, you still need an additional 34 days.

This is our reality.

However this is the absurdity of the situation. A considerable amount of people have 14 days incubation period. A considerable amount of people have symptoms for more than 14 days. Just on the incubation and symtom period alone is already a month. You also need their recovery infectious perioid which they say the average is 14 days.


And this is the absolute worst of it all, the superspreaders, 24 days of incubation, 41 days after recovery. No amount of lockdown can stop the superspreaders.

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>1 Million
Predict how long itll be until 2,4,8,16,32,64,128,256,512 Million

Doubles and Burgerstan hits a million by midnight on Sunday

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BOBS
AND
VAJENE

>Ah a coping shitskin.
Indians are shitskins.
>Whiter than you laude kek kys
I'm sure you are. As white as the typical American nigger.
>in the end , everything will turn out okay because we have sex, unlike your incel nation.
Only the upper caste has sex. The others have sex with cows or with other manlet Indians.
>We will replace those nubers very soon.
Via gay sex?
>lmao THIS is the ultimate cope.
RIP India
>And yet gets fucked by weka Indian gypsies everyday.
Gypsies don't do shit in Europe.
>I'm a bramhin , too bad
Speak English.
>the lower caste ones ARE the ones who are having sex Shahar.
Yeah, gay sex.

>1 million in 3 months
So, like 4 million by the end of the year? Got it.

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I'm drinking with my friend and I'm about to light a joint
we went out and fired a couple of shots in the air as per local tradition

ME and my family live in these areas of Texas and it's growing quickly.

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Wrap that scarf around your head tighter mudhomed and rage harder

Oil does not come from dead dinosaurs. Continue to follow the pathetic NPC idiocy.

trips

Yesterday we had 4883 deaths. And there are still almost 6 hours left for worldofmeters.

I believe in you, el gallo de oro believes in you too

It's radioactive Phosphine-32.
14 day half-life and leaves only hydrogen sulfide as residue.
Called "farting on a planet" by some civilizations.