/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2859

Fuck the illuminati , pay me to be silent or I will keep exposing the truth

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The Bible was officially released 2020 years ago. I understand the original author was crucified, but how has there not been a sequel?

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worldometer update when

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Anybody that manages to survive this virus will have to go through Great Depression 2 and probably a war with Chinks. feels bad.

Cooming to this right after it aas posted felt amazing

ALRIGHT FOLKS
MOVE ALONG
NOTHING TO SEE HERE

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Excuse me sir! Hello can I have a moment? What 's it like to be in this historical moment? How do you feel when we finally hit 1 million?

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RARE

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Dark horse countries for a final top 5
>India
>Pakistan
>Philippines
>Ecuador
>Nigeria
>Brazil
>Turkey
>Mexico
>Indonesia
>Canada
>Russia
>Argentina
>Egypt

RIOTS SOON
>RIOTS SOON
RIOTS SOON
>RIOTS SOON
RIOTS SOON
>RIOTS SOON
RIOTS SOON
>RIOTS SOON
RIOTS SOON
>RIOTS SOON

Checked

Well lads, Now its time for our next goal. 6million

>FUCKING FEELS GOOD WHEN YOU CAN DO THAT WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT A THING
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IT IS NOT A GOOD TIME TO BE WHITE IN 2020
LMAO GET REKT!

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>2020
The most irritating part of this bait

>those hips
HNNNNNNNNMMMMGGH

COOOOOOOOF

WORLDOMETER UPDATE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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feels pretty blessed, Watched two great happenings live in my life and many more I hope.

1 MILLION
NOTHINGBURGERFAGS ABSOLUTELY BTFO
youtube.com/watch?v=DAK24FQ7DrA&pbjreload=10

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>youtube.com/watch?v=jVCQa0znGpM

THEME

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>niggas getting excited at 1m
save you excitement for 10m in 3 weeks

Fuck yeah

bros what if Russia and/or China decides now is the perfect time to hit us with a fucking EMP? might be pretty based of them honestly

Bless you for these threads argiebro.

>The Bible was released when Christ was born
wat

I GOT CORONA IN MY ASS

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFF

You live in an ISLAND with CASTLES, it easy for you to manage to survive, come to my (((City)))

Fake fake fake

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Double Digits for 1,000,000 infections celebration thread! 1,000,000!!!! Corona-Chan! Our girl is all grown up!!!!! Champagne for everybody! Here you go anons, one for you user, one for you, would you like one too user?

Quick Torres, fire at New York City!

>bad

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if there's a chink left breathin' I won't be satisfied.

Pretty good. I mean I never doubted that this would be a something burger. I am proud of our little girl. She has grown so big!

Would it be okay to wish for some failed states in the wake of Corona-chan?

>1,000,000 Cases

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Celebreatory mood

Not horribly excited but still appreaciate the moment a lot

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You have your mask ready to go shopping with me, right user?

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Hello, yous.
I would like to know how do you make a virus that is capable of infecting bats, pangolins, cats, dogs and humans ?
There is literally no virus that has such capabilities ever been recorded.

What ended up happening with the pozzed Houstonanon from yesterday? Did he ever post any followup?

I want total war with China.

Yes, the economic fallout will be the real killer. It's still caused by her so she will continue fucking clown world after coofs are over

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This is global warming and punishment from the Chinese

CANADA MOVES TO 13TH
CANADA MOVES TO 13TH
ABSOLUTE SCENES UNFOLDING

10 million?!? I will legit fap. Not even shitposting.

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Very confused, I was told I was in the end of history and history is a linear progression from savagery to civilization, can I get a refund?

My moneys on Brazil being the slow starter country where corona mutates in animals with some other jungle virus to create a super hybrid

she ghost now?

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We have absolutely zero evidence the COVID-19 virus exists in anyone, nor do we know if it causes disease. No virus has ever been isolated from a human subject. Everything we know about viruses is a lie. What are identified as "viruses" are a most likely just one form of a pleomorphic germ created endogenously in the human body, and used to break down diseased tissue to prevent aging. Viruses do not pass Koch's Postulates: they have never even been proven to be contagious, let alone proven to cause disease. Stefan Lanka's claim that measles has never been proven to exist was upheld by the German federal court. Germ theory is wrong, and Louis Pasteur was a fraud and a plagiarist. Bacteria and so-called "viruses" are a symptom of disease, not the cause. The tests for coronavirus are fake. Every single person who has tested positive for COVID-19 recieved a false positive. The tests are for genetic material nonexclusive to COVID-19, and we have no reference to validate the accuracy of the tests. In fact, we have never proven the genetic material detected on the tests is even contained in a virus. They have never isolated the virus from anyone. Dogs, sheep, pigs, have all tested positive for COVID-19, which is 100% impossible. Viruses are specific to the cells of the species. Viruses cannot mutate across species. It would be about as likely for one of your cells to suddenly start producing dog cells or sheep cells. It can never happen. We have never proven this virus contains the genetic material on the tests. It could be from our own cells, a bacteria, or fungus. We have no idea. How are we falling for this?

theinfectiousmyth.com/book/CoronavirusPanic.pdf

mnwelldir.org/docs/history/biographies/Bechamp-or-Pasteur.pdf

wissenschafftplus.de/uploads/article/Dismantling-the-Virus-Theory.pdf

neue-medizin.com/lanka2.htm

youtube.com/watch?v=3cnlynJZLtM&feature=emb_title

learninggnm.com/SBS/documents/virus-trial.htm

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these are only partial figures too, they will release the rest of carehome deaths tomorrow

Get the fuck away from me you casual

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>Died of pneumonia
Which could very well have been caused by the coronavirus.

It's going to take the Marines 10 years to pivot entirely. Give it a while.

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How many deaths did you anons expect in the start? I though it would cap at 8000

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I also want war with China

It's feels good mang, feels good

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The oldest book in the Bible was 2700 years ago. And Christ was born before 0 AD are these people fucking idiots???

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Isn't that just Total war: 3 kingdoms?

I don't have masks and i visited shop today

Feels fucking great. Can't wait for normalfags to start dying by the tens of thousands.

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pathetic.
Not even shitposting
It's truly pathetic that you were the that got fertilized.
your father and mother will be burned in hell for raising you.

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SARS?

go away Chang

Why is it always burgers going full /x/?

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Time to shine

FUCKING YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!

THANKS user!!

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Yas Forums coomer here

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the good news is if the virus is that generalised enough, it can't really specialise so anti-bodies/vaccines should work.

IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
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IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER

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broadcastify.com/listen/feed/9358/web

daily reminder we have access to dispatch for new york

>8000 deaths will be the cap
kek

>Double digits
>1m cases
>50k deaths
>France adding 1355 deaths a moment ago

And we're just getting started

who /comfy/ here?

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over 50 million worldwide. conservatively.
the second i saw the words
>novel
>virus
>China
i knew it'd be really bad.

Maybe stay off the meth for a while?

The bible is 6000 years ago and Dinosaurs dont exist *DABS*

>There is literally no virus that has such capabilities ever been recorded.
>Not having something in the past means it's impossible.

I want to fuck coronachan so bad.

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In two days, there will be exactly two months since we reached 20k cases. Imagine what will happen in the next two months from now.

you are little baby

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stop spamming replies retard

obviously baby girl

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That's where most of schizos live

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But why are the people dropping like flies.
Something kills them obviously.

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Updated gif?

the canadian century begins

Nah, you are still behind us in cases per million. We are going back to the moon!

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go tongue kissing some infected person if the virus doesn't exist, idiot

ITT: We laugh at nothingburgerfags

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>unironically posting bill tweets
show flag, chink

The time has come. It is time to take off the silk gloves.

someone post the gif

OH NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY NOTHINGBURGERFAGS. WE'VE HIT 1 MILLION

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Took 40 days to hit 1m cases.
It'll take a 10th of the time to hit 2m.

HAPPENING OF THE CENTURY
>HAPPENING OF THE CENTURY
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>HAPPENING OF THE CENTURY
HAPPENING OF THE CENTURY
>HAPPENING OF THE CENTURY
HAPPENING OF THE CENTURY
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THIS WILL BE IN THE HISTORY BOOKS, OUR POSTS WILL BE STUDIED BY HISTORIANS. ANY LAST WORDS FOR THE HISTORY BOOKS Yas Forums?

Keep coping nigger. You have nothing left to argue so it's a hoax now, lol nothingburgers are so fucking pathetic! Get a life incel!

t. about to be rekt by corona due to muslims not giving a shit in India

LET ME GO TO THE GYM OR ELSE

>AND ITS JUST GETTING FUCKING STARTED

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Why is this nigger so stupid?
I hate CNN as much as anyone but this clearly does not say that Corona is going to chip your teeth

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Any oldfag remember pic related from the first threads? Was it fake?

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where the fuck are her hands?

An overpopulated island that relies on foreign nations to get most food and water. We also rely on Italy for some of our electricity, if global supply lines get fucked almost all the island will starve to death or just kill each other for food

Yes, very well, very well, however...!
Until 6 million has been surpassed I won't be happy

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FUCK NIGGERS, FUCK KIKES, FUCK SPICS AND MOST OF ALL FUCK JANNIES

Nice shitland VPN Tyrone...
Seethe more...
If you however are a LEGIT Rajesh Patel - inbred sub 90 IQ streetshitter - do you know what your country is facing ?
Chinks hate you even more than they hate us.
They have nukes - you do the math...
Also Shitkistan also has NUKES and hates you...
If either of these see themselves as BTFO by Corona-chan, you know these are going to fly, don't ya ? Then there will be a lotta GLASS, including GLASSED COWS ....

Shit's going to happen soon that will make the nothing burger faggots SEETHE so hard. It's glorious

Holocough must be reached

so /comfy/

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brother it hasn't even begun

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This is the big one Elizabeth!

I'd like to thank God *kisses cross necklace* and thank everyone who helped me get here. Especially Xi. *Chokes up* Xi, you da real MVP!

>"Recovered" men show half the normal levels of testosterone
Hahah fucking magical

Fuck Jannies

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I'm gonna coooooooof

kek cope shahar.
we're going to replace those retards with PURE ARYAN INDIAN babies.

CANADIANS COOF FOR CORONA
DUTCH LOOK OVER SHOULDER NERVOUSLY

A billion, something that when things go back to 'normalcy' you would instantly notice that there are less people.

IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

As always.

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India only has 53 deaths USA's healthcare confirmed for shit.

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feels good wee lassie, now I'm waiting for my 1 million of deaths.

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FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK SHIT SKINS
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK INDIA
AND MOST OF ALL

FUCK CHINA

As far as I remember I believe that's an edit or forgery

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>winnie
>pepe
>chad

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she grew up so fast it was fun watching her grow with user

>THIS JUST IN
KEK WILLS EXPONENTIAL PROGRESSION

fake as shit

>IT IS NOT A GOOD TIME TO BE WHITE IN 2020
was this the India Superpower 2020 plan all along? In that case, well played Pajeet, well played

>yes, release the next one

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4/1
>wtf why are we staying home?! Look at the economy!
5/1
>wtf why are we going out?! Looks at the dead!