/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2858

WE DID IT

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1 FUCKING MILLION

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Coof

I'm just looking forward to the BExpansion continuation desu

THREAD THEME
youtu.be/atuFSv2bLa8

Been a joy Kings

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Fuck the illuminati, pay me or else i will keep exposing the truth

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THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=cxrzdhn9F1E

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WE MADE IT BROS

We did it Reddit

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mobile.twitter.com/theGirlMob/status/1245446374969217027

I'm dying

"Dildos? Dildos are not an essential item"

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HERE WE HERE WE HERE WE FUCKING GO.

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I witnessed the beginning and the end

We’did it!!! Cheers to 1,000,000 /cvg/! Here’s to 6 gorillion more!

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It's like two buns with 1 million nothings.

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You couldn't even wait for 30 minutes

2 millions in 2 weeks

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WE DID IT REDDIT

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Posting in legendary bread.
Put me in the screencap.

POST YFW WHEN YOU ACTUALLY WITNESSED THE HAPPENING POST YFW IT WAS IN YOUR LIFETIME

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>absolutely zero mentions on his fake articles
>btfo when being called out
>resorts to name calling and to go as far as "hah i won't read that journal or article! doesn't fit my bias nohuh"
>go as far as saying "look this is the real 6 sample studies journal
>proceeds to delete the whole link about the fake article
>spergs out and not even vpn could save him
The state of cvg everyone, still laughing my ass off with my boricuan bros

IOWANONS TUNE IN FOR AULD LANE SYNE

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>1000168 infected
>51354 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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Fuck you CIA, pay me

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POST YFW 1 MILLION RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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What’s up with France tho? I don’t trust their numbers

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HAPPY ONE MILLION

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This is only the confirmed, tested cases. If one person in your home is infected everyone else will be refused testing and won't be included in the total.

Ten around the corner

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE COOF IS REAL

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A six week old baby died yesterday. China kills babies.
google.com/amp/s/thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/490654-connecticut-confirms-death-of-6-week-old-baby-linked-to-coronavirus?amp

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youtube.com/watch?v=5iRv-wva5jg

TODAY ONE MILLION
SOON ONE BILLION!

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1M INFECTED

DANCE THREAD GUYS GO GO GO GO GO

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ONE MILLION ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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WE DID IT NONNYS

WE MADE IT

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Cheers user. Here's to two million

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Fuck you pay me

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I want to see those milkers!!

1st milllion behind us. Many more to come

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HOW MANY DAYS UNTIL 2 MIL??

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>OMG THE END IS NIGH!

unironically this

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Oooo, I'm gonna coof!

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she did it!

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Im in history

In case anyone want to play with Corona numbers simulation: covidsim.eu/
In any case - we're fugged

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10 MILLION CASES IN A WEEK NOW

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LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

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WAN MIRRRION INFEKSIONS!!!!!!!!!!

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Who /HereFromTheStart/ here?

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cheers lads

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Fake deaths

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post yfw you busted to 1mil

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youtube.com/watch?v=VtkFykbcoa4

How long before 10 million?

YESSSS HAPPY 1MILLION EVERYONE ,, PARRRTYYYYYYY
I knew we could do it /cvg

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Dark horse countries for a final top 5
>India
>Pakistan
>Philippines
>Ecuador
>Nigeria
>Brazil
>Turkey
>Mexico
>Indonesia
>Canada
>Russia
>Argentina
>Egypt

1 MILLION FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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It feels amazing

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USA 3X MORE THAN CHINA ABSOLUTELY BASED

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HERE WE GO!

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and it barely begins in most countries
210,191 (80%)
Recovered / Discharged

51,354 (20%)
Deaths

1week and a half max.

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Next is 10 million - 20th of April

THIS WILL BE THE BIGGEST INFECTION. THE BIGGEST EVER. AND YOU ARE GOING TO BE SO PROUD WHEN IT IS OVER.

Roasties BTFO

We did it, we lived through 1,000,000 cases

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Two weeks of course.

>blonde corona got the one million image
fuck this shit i'm commiting suicide

Report in boards.
Yas Forums here.

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REMEMBER THAT GERMANY WON THE 1M BOWL

CORONA-CHAN 1M IMAGE CELEBRATION SHOULD START EATING A SAUSAGE aka COCK IN ITS HONOR!

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CHEERS BROS
THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST DAYS OF OUR LIVES

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'M GONNA COOOOOOF

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should have been 2020 bitcoin price instead of corona virus

fuckkk

BASED

Have you busted your 1 million nut yet anons?

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BASED

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Real question, why ?

It's only up from here friends

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/BeenHereFromFirstGeneral/ reporting in

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lads, here's to a million more

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PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP
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!!!!!!!!!

Forget cases.
Over one million deaths in a month.

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We should in theory be at 2m on the 9th/10th but I have a feeling we are at the limits of testing and soon enough countries won't even bother doing the amount they currently are.

NO PENIS?!?!?

POST YOUR HAPPENING FACE

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MY PRAYERS WERE HEARD, GOD IS ENDING IT ALL

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Si! Lo logramos! Un millon y esto apenas comienza

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You're pretty damn naive not to realize this is WAY blown out of proportion, go outside, go to local park, its probably full of people having fun, its literally nothing, some old diseased boomers died that would have died anyway (and even if they died from corona and not their 50 existing health conditions, but we may never know because wtf is gonna test dead boomers instead of just recording them as corona victims and collecting national or internatiol aid)

HISTORY LADS

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Cheers!

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Where is the new corona chan?

I'M, I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

/gif/ here

B A S E D
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Her thighs should have exploded out of those stockings. Good work though.

nice

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BASED

Is your body ready for a full faggot transfusion?

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What happens now?

FAGGOTS UNEQUIVOCALLY BTFO

>near the han, avoid to Stan|d
near the han, avoid to Stan|d
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It's doubling every 6 days or so, dude, we'll be at 4 million by the 15th.

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How many in New York?
youtube.com/watch?v=zTxBc_-XxmI

CORONA FINDS A WAY

wan mirrion twoops

SHE DID IT
OUR GIRL DID IT
WE LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN
PLEASE DESTROY THIS WORLD

Coronavirus Cases:
1,000,168

Coronavirus Cases:
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1,000,000 milkers

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Yas Forums here.

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Absolutely fucking based

what a way to celebrate

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Based leaf wasn't a faggot today and delivered.

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GET FUCKED KEK

What a big girl making daddy proud

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Are we going full lactation soon?

ftalphaville.ft.com/2020/04/01/1585782924000/Elon-Musk-promised-ventilators--These-are-BPAP-machines-/

FUTA FAGS BTFO

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If you only knew how bad things will become.

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>That ?! callout
Oh no
I did it, didn't I.
Kek forgive me.

That guy has some serious moves

ONE MILLION CASES HOLY SHIT Yas Forums

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>still no bush
hope it will be added at 1,5M or 2M.

>1000000 infected
lol only 1000000? How long has it been stuck at 1000000? Fours days? Five days?

>more threads than deaths
i miss those days

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Hispania Bros thought this was gonna be their one achivement in all this
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FUTA FAGS BTFO.

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Yas Forums here

Thanks, bruh.

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1 million. You did it Coronachan. Im proud of you, youve come so far and grown so much

wheres the pregnant one? thought the artist had one in stock, if not, we gotta notify him to make one.

T. Michlan

I address you tonight not as the President of the United States, not as the leader of a country, but as a citizen of humanity. We are faced with the very gravest of challenges. The Bible calls this day “Armageddon” – the end of all things. And yet, for the first time in the history of the planet, a species has the technology to prevent its own extinction. All of you praying with us need to know that everything that can be done to prevent this disaster is being called into service. The human thirst for excellence, knowledge; every step up the ladder of science; every adventurous reach into space; all of our combined modern technologies and imaginations; even the wars that we’ve fought have provided us the tools to wage this terrible battle. Through all of the chaos that is our history; through all of the wrongs and the discord; through all of the pain and suffering; through all of our times, there is one thing that has nourished our souls, and elevated our species above its origins, and that is our courage. The dreams of an entire planet are focused tonight on those fourteen brave souls traveling into the heavens. And may we all, citizens the world over, see these events through. God speed, and good luck to you.

youtube.com/watch?v=34BlPW8wxko

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KEK

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IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM

OST:
Any Dead by April song

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MY DICK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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mobile.twitter.com/willwildart
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mobile.twitter.com/willwildart
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mobile.twitter.com/willwildart
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mobile.twitter.com/willwildart
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Yas Forums WAS RIGHT AGAIN!

Yas Forums WAS RIGHT AGAIN!

Yas Forums WAS RIGHT AGAIN!

Yas Forums WAS RIGHT AGAIN!

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Wait, what the fuck is wrong with her hand?

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WE ARE BACK IN BUSINESS

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amazing

we need an artist to redo this without such a drastic jump to start it

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>COOF COOF COOF

around 10 days at current rate
but expect government niggers and kikes to under report to try and prevent panic

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Will she get pregnant next update?

THE PREGNANCY IS FOR WHEN SHE HITS 10 MILLION

What do you expect (and/or hope) to happen over next 2 weeks?

… I've got a feeling about that "?!"

TFW YOU ARE ALIVE DURING THE BIGGEST CRISIS SINCE WW2
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>filename not bruh
bruh

PRAISE BE CORONA-CHAN
PRAISE BE!!!!!!!!

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mobile.twitter.com/willwildart
1,000,000 milkers

mobile.twitter.com/willwildart
1,000,000 milkers
mobile.twitter.com/willwildart
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Posting for posterity.

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/bant/ here

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