How you guys gonna celebrate when it hits 1mil?
How you guys gonna celebrate when it hits 1mil?
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Buy President Xi a celebratory hunny pot.
I'm gonna celebrate it with my favorite dish.
Our two dishes can go together.
Eat a big nothingburger.
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We're getting a whole buffet going here! Don't forget to drink plenty of milk, that's triggering too!
No one can beat China’s record
you did
>991693 cases
things are accelerating fast
McDonalds is closed :(
I doubt we beat their actual number of cases, just the cases they're reporting. Granted, there are far more cases worldwide than are actually confirmed. With that in mind we should probably already start celebrating?
The numbers for the flu are higher.
KONI 2020
I mean CORONA 2020
im gona give over all my money to kikes and get a chip implanted in my hand and call anyone who thinks shutting down the world because of a few thousands deaths is a sckizo
Wow one million people. In like half a year. Worldwide. Just wow.
It’s already at 6 million.
Looking at old pictures from my youth
If Koni dies of Coronavirus, will it then be celebrated 2012 syle?
You mean weeks ago when the real number was over 1 million because China is lying and the rest of the world cant test for it? I had pizza and beer
Go into a grocery store cough on any toilet paper hoarders wearing masks
Always remember the beaver's wisdom on stats
youtu.be
its got a 1.4 rate so in a few days we will have 2 mill
China hit 5m some time ago. China numbers must be excluded from western numbers.
Go to work as normal because I'm not afraid of the literal flu, bro.
with some beers, not corona thou that is a shitty beer
I dunno, join the million?
Gonna have a nice shot of whiskey alone in my apartment.
BE the millionths
PUSH CORONA-CHAN, PUUUUUUSH
remember when it was only a couple thousand 2 months ago? shits crazy. Thought it would just be a little flu
Stop believe to media you NPC.
Stop it.
It is nothingburger.
The same as 9\11 did by Osama. Iraq had a nukes or some this shit.
The same.
Go out to Applebee's
Wussat?
Beer and probably UNO with my girl. At least we always have fun together.
with champagne and brie
i have a bottle of champaign.
Since i annoy every one around me with corona-chan it could be a good opportunity to push it even more
Only 2,5k to go.
A toast!
gonna piss my pants, maybe cum, definitely a bit of shit too
champagne*
It is a little flu. The big flu is worse right now with over 100,000 infections in the US and 50,000+ hospitalizations.
That's exponential growth for all of us.
Why don't you ask the chinese how they did celebrate their first million cases? They sure knlw how kek
With 69 shots.
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ONLY MOMENTS TO GO
Wow it’s so nostalgic!
I was hoping it would be 10 million by now, feelsbadman
999,907
999,907!!!!!!!!
WOW! 1 million cases of the fucking flu.
200 new cases!
Just 4 months ago.
Yeah, but it's been on sale here for the last couple of weeks, so I've bought a few.
Mods really should sticky this
now 998767
HAX! ILLUMINATI! CALL ALEX JONES!
>Thought it would just be a little flu
It's really not that much different.
It kills older people, and older people hold all the cards, monetarily, so they've ground the economy to a near stand still because they're afraid of death. Never they mind that they definitely are going to die eventually anyway.
confirmed
Probably just jerk it to Corona-chan one more time.
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we're back on track boys
it's 11AM right now i got my shot of vodka ready!
>999,695
HNNNNNNNGGG
999695
999,701
999,805
ONLY 200 MORE BOYS AND IT'S CELEBRATION TIME!
Post some pics of her
this thread officially becomes a corona-chan thread when we hit 1 mil
IT HIT 1 MILLION
mass death is always good for democrats. i hope it goes to 10 million because trump is a dip stick
It's officially past 1 million cases
The Roylab Stats livestream on Youtube has crashed, lol
1 000 168
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's heading for 5 billion infections, 1 billion dead. It's in Brazil.
eat dog and cat for dinner to celebrate the 1mill
we did it bros
Fake Numbers
Fake Virus
ALL HAIL CORONA-CHAN!
Goddamn, those are some big shrimp.
At least, I hope they're shrimp...