/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2855 - STATUS: LOCKDOWN

Yeah they're fine don't google nyc though

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12.5K cases 'til 1 million
youtube.com/watch?v=5i7qZxICwgQ

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First for Somethingburger

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They are now on terrorist watch

goof :O

WYOMING CONFIRMED AS MOST BASED STATE OF UNITED STATES

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My family friend has the virus but she's apparently on the edge of needing a ventilator she went to new Orleans to visit family but never went to a party or anything.

new Orleans is way more fucked than what is being said.

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So about 30mins

the cope continues won’t hide the dead eventually

/r/ing that writefag on cold-chan

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corona-kun > corona-chan

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I think it's time TO HIT THE TURBO
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Quebec press conference about to start. We went from 720 new cases on Tuesday to 440 something on Wednesday, and that's despite increased testing. Time to see how it's going.

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"Coronavirus: a Rungis* market building transformed into a morgue

According to our information, the conversion of the site by funeral services began on Thursday. A capacity of 800 to 1,000 coffins in this improvised morgue is mentioned."

>* Rungis, near Paris, is the biggest food market in Europe.

leparisien.fr/val-de-marne-94/coronavirus-un-batiment-du-marche-de-rungis-transforme-en-morgue-02-04-2020-8292729.php

why pinoybro

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Comfy corona vids get them before they're gone
(ﾉヮ)ﾉ_ -･ﾟCowona Viwus-chan wuvs u~ (ω) youtu.be/ZXGWZonPNjI
If I catch you I'm gonna coooof on you youtu.be/eGNVsQwWZLI
Wuhan! (Got You All Infected) bitchute.com/video/eVF5ce10ltlJ/
Go! Go! Corona Chan!!~「COVID-19パンデミック」 武汉瘟疫 youtu.be/9zawUPKSWT0
【Original】 Corona (feat. Hatsune Miku) 【Wash your hands to this】 youtu.be/1hJjQPtPaKg
" Just a flu bro" youtu.be/oTysV3EfSyM
Coronavirus - its just a wu flu bro! youtu.be/nSrhE80AhDc
DON'T PANIC.mp3 youtu.be/jVCQa0znGpM
the corona virus experience youtu.be/buH3sZo1SNs
Origen del coronavirus, china comiendo murciélago - coffin dance funeral youtu.be/Vwmi_JsQ2mA

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>have no people
>be based

I guess

THREADLY REMINDER

youtube.com/watch?v=bpQFCcSI0pU&t=

VIEW IT BEFORE ITS TAKEN DOWN

Why did you suck off that bbc?

Yesterday the total of deaths and infected was the same as the previous day. I guess things are controlled now.
Was it, dare I say, a nothing virus?

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Will /cvg/ be a thing in the year 2022?

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Based frogflamingo

waaaaaaaaiiiiiiiit a minute....is this a deathcult?

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It's not my birthday today.

>Corona RELATED (aka RIGGED) deaths only 50k
Bro, just wait two weeks bro

REQUESTING BLACK DEATH BIG TITTY GOTH

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Argie baker back for the big 1,000,000

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Fuck off back to plebbit, faggot.

Someone made this one, but they don't have time to colour it

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So will we hit 1 million when the French numbers come out?

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goddamnit

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Yes

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Will peak at /cvg/

Safe to say that the real number is closer to 40 million+ then?

Death rate: 1%
Time from onset to death: 15-20 days
Doubling time: 5 days

50 000*100*2*2*2 = 40 000 000

She isn't going away. We will have our own coronachan.org

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10K CASES 'TIL ONE MILLION

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Faster!

How is California not getting fucked right now?

Not necessarily, first answer, are you dying?

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Reminder to take the VANDALPILL.

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heh-heh...

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BAKLAAAAA

This is now a bill posting thread

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based opbro

Confirmed tougher stance against nothingburgers, with major fines for those who ignore confinement.

907 new cases however. Holy shit. No wonder they're getting tougher on nothingburgers.

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France is the only big dog left to report today. But US always good for a sneaky few 1000 top up at the end of the day too

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Thirteen deaths in Ireland today

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>Nyaruko
absolutely patrician

I cant wait for the lewd fast ones, fascist bro

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i need a corona-chan archive to COOM later

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Took you this long to realis it?

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Two hours until Missouri updates, if we hit >2000 cases today I ain't going outside at all anymore

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i mean, aren't we all? but i dont think im infected yet

what scientist contacts

Can somebody locate Bill Mitchell on that map.

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fucking this
> be a retarded nothingburger
> have a guy with cancer with life expectancy 3 years
> he gets killed in a traffic accident due to undeniable trauma
> cause according to the nothingburger: cancer

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*tink* *tink*
*Ahem*
Now that we are close to 1 million, let's raise our glasses to corona-chan and let me say a few words.

Love you argiebaker
Love you Gary
and Praise Papa Nurgle

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Reminder that the CCP fears the Falun Gong or Falun Dafa.
Nothing more angers them is when their young people get exposed to this in foreign countries. Asian communities and Asian groups or associates in universities.
Since schools are going to be done through the internet in online, it would be such a shame if someone starts uploading Falun Gong teachings, writings and videos at school and university sites.

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oy vey

welcome

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>ruins everything

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Daily reminder FLU stats are pure bullshit
>aspe.hhs.gov/cdc-—-influenza-deaths-request-correction-rfc
>Meanwhile, according to the CDC's National Center for Health Statistics (NCHS), "influenza and pneumonia" took 62 034 lives in 2001—61 777 of which were attributed to pneumonia and 257 to flu, and in only 18 cases was flu virus positively identified. Between 1979 and 2002, NCHS data show an average 1348 flu deaths per year (range 257 to 3006). The NCHS data would be compatible with CDC mortality estimates if about half of the deaths classed by the NCHS as pneumonia were actually flu initiated secondary pneumonias. But the NCHS criteria indicate otherwise: "Cause-of-death statistics are based solely on the underlying cause of death... defined by WHO as `the disease or injury which initiated the train of events leading directly to death.'" In a written statement, CDC media relations responded to the diverse statistics: "Typically, influenza causes death when the infection leads to severe medical complications." And as most such cases "are never tested for virus infection...CDC considers these [NCHS] figures to be a very substantial undercounting of the true number of deaths from influenza. Therefore, the CDC uses indirect modelling methods to estimate the number of deaths associated with influenza."
>and in only 18 cases was flu virus positively identified
>ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3809029/
If we extrapolated Corona-chan deaths like we do flu, then we should be at over a million deaths.

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Make your own one. Many of use are collecting since January

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we have to reach the big milestone first

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just like that movie contagion haha

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Who bought the Bill dip? We're going to the moon

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Don't worry user we'll start counting everything from now on

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He is SEETHING because a park in Miami is closed

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My penis doesn't even know what to think anymore.

Why would you think such a thing?

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Yes, this is the evil Neon Naught See Huwite Nationalist Death Cult!
Now go write 12 articles about how we are going to infect poor nigger and kike neighborhoods!

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>been here since the beginning
>dont have nearly enough supplies

It's never enough.

i just wanted helpful info unfiltered by normie news and govt influence, i swear!

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13%

>#6MillionMyth
OH NONONONONONONONONO sad is fake tho

Don't blame the victim, blame the monster who ate it.

>China "suspected" deaths outnumber "confirmed" 6 to 1
narchive.is/Lb6ry

How many deaths did they confirm? I'm pretty sure it's more like 600 to 1 because 15 million were dead by February.

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Praise be to the sickly one. May corona spread her wings and spread even more

Why do that hate it so much isn't it just spiritual yoga?

Media already talking about getting out of confinement.
They don't understand.
Lax lockdown is only making things worse.
We managed to get ourself a month more of lockdown by letting business run.