This makes absolutely 0 sense

It's going up because people are buying stocks.

That's it. That's how the stock market works.

So what if they dump, it will go up at the same level than before i will still make some gains
>inb4 not buying at the bottom dip
Implying i can buy at the bottom dip, the game is rigged, being too greedy will fuck you up

case and point

How long should non-retards wait?

Because after the pandemic people buying in now could double or triple their assets within a few years

It's the Trump recovery, libtard.

(((people))) totally not your average goyim

Its going up because Joe is a rapist that cant string 5 words together so it appears we are going to get another 4 years of king capitalist.

Because it's all made up.
The points don't matter.
Money is magicked out of thin air.
The entire thing is just made believe.

are WSB bros freaking the fuck out again? this shit will go up and down for a while. Things are way more complex than what pol or reddit or twitter think.

Look at Trump's Twitter. He made a tweet talking about Muhammad Bin Salman stopped flooding the market with crude oil. MM's interpret that as bullish.

lol, GREEN LINE GO UP

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I bet big oil will still get a bailout

When markets crash, prices drop. Speculators buy when prices are low, which increases perceived (or actual) value. Thus the market increases because speculation shows that if enough people are buying something it must have value. Stock is more or less just a promise of a given amount of the concept of a company, legally backed and recognised by a government. There are even different classifications of shares (voting vs non-voting for example) which is down to the constitution of the individual companies being traded. More stock can always be assigned, but when there is a surplus, value decreases, just as when there's a buyback value will increase.

Value is subjective by society; communists think this means they can fix prices and it'll all work out fine, but the part of the equation they can't work out is how to meet quotas. The level of control on variables they would need to exercise goes beyond the largess of any communist regime. When things like secondary industries (for example batteries requiring lithium) can affect primary industries (lithium mines) by simply refusing to buy their product at a certain price and sourcing from elsewhere, you see how laughably childlike communist theory is.

the drop was based on
>2 MILLION PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE
now we're at
>maybe 100,000 will die if we do exactly what we're doing
anyone with a brain knows its really
>slightly worse flu season

only real problem is the effect of 6 million unemployed

First stage of pump and dump.

Dead cat bounce
Bull Trap
Etc

Common in a bear market... Bears are letting bulls buy the dip to gain better entry positions into their shorts. This will go up for a few weeks to 25k, most of the bad news has come out. Volatility needs to fuck off for cheaper option premium. Once peak optimism sets in then you short with maximum leverage

Maybe the first round of SBA covid loans are about to go out?

$10,000 totally forgiven if used for business expenses. Fuck yeah gonna finally get me a damn forklift and make this a real business.

Brrrrrrrr

Because the supply chains haven't been destroyed. This is a demand issue, not a supply issue. Most companies are actually doing pretty well. And everyone is waiting for summer. If summer heat really mitigates the virus as currently predicted, the markets are going to explode. People with money right now are hedging on this.

>How in the fuck could it possibly be going up? literally how

Were you alive in 2008?
Did you sleep through the time between then and now?

They don't give one butt-fuck about working class America if daddy government steps in to replace their revenue.

The rest of us could be run with whips from our homes and forced to live in caves and if a bailout were announced for GM the markets would still rise.

Everything is still on sale

That makes sense? brrrrrrrrrr

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this. watch The Big Short for 2 hours of action-packed fun explanation of 2009 crisis :D

I don't think most of the news had come out. Expectations were for 3 million jobless. We got 6.6. So that was new, unexpected news.

happening faggots on suicide watch

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Has anyone posted BRRRRR yet?
BRRRRRR

Found the bot

I'm not even an expert i just follow the simple rule of buying when it's low. We are pretty low and I'm sure it will go up 50 to 100% in the next 5 years.

funny way of saying the fed is buying up everything with free money

I GOTCHU SENPAI
BRRR

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Inflation.
The government, especially the house of currency, is printing money.
If it keeps going up, the comedown will be catastrophic for everyone.
Your money will be less valuable

>I am exactly this gay, the post

>we all go innawoods and live off the land
>we all
Uh yeah like 5% of us are going to make it to the woods and 95% of that 5% are going to starve in a month.

Why do I hear a soft
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
in the back ground

youtube.com/watch?v=BTISHIE0IiU

it's falling again

>People
You misspelled corporations, citizens united niggerkike

>t. brainlet who’s never taken an economics class

Because poor stupid people buy toilet paper and rich smart people by stocks. Only the poor are dying and losing work. The new economy reboot is going to be fine for the existing rich people.

It's clown market. Get used to it

>literally
Do you even know what stocks are?

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infrastructure and video conferencing companies have had a massive surge in usage and sales.

Bad Bot!!!

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NOOOO! LINE GO DOWN NOW! STOP GOING UP! BAD LINE!

Relax dick cheese its going to whipsaw and drop again.
This was algos BRRRing the Russia and Saudi news of curbing oil output.

This is still going on?

The feds plus treasury keep on buying everything with printed money to prop up prices (the purchases are managed by blackrock, can't make this kike shit up).
The kikes also got excited by trump tweeting oil prices will possibly go up, even though demand and profits will still be shit for all oil producers.
Reminder that trump is part of the kike swamp and he wants your gas prices higher so the kikes can leverage more from their oil stock holdings.

>The new economy reboot is going to be fine for the existing rich people.
and by "rich people" you mean an educated* person with a half way decent job

*not a meme degree

Jokes on you I have a wife.

>people
You mean the feds buying their buddies stuff through blackrock. Half of it will soon be worthless, but don't worry, it's just the tax slaves who are stuck holding the bags. Hyperinflation? Who cares?

ill translate for you,

Cease attempting to create the impression that the over all state of things is worse then it really is. your attempt to profit from misery is obvious, as obvious as the racial group to which you belong. A group that has long been despised for doing exactly what you are attempting to do.

Because the Fed pledged unlimited money supply "to curb the damage being done by coronavirus"

I told my broker to buy. I told him the stock names and the quantity.
Apparently it cost me $32,777.43 for what I wanted.
And now I wait.

the market can't go down every single day.

Payday 401k deposits

a lot of educated people are fucked / will be fucked. education has nothing to do with working for yourself and playing the market. running a small biz and investing is literally a fucking video game that gives you real money to buy weed and hookers

brrr brrrr
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
it goes under 20K and suddenly the market 'recovers' for no reason
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Workers aren't rich, retard. And people earned more inflation adjusted wealth working every job 50 years ago.

BRRRRR is your answer.

The only reason we haven't crashed hard already is because every other nation is going through Corona too. When Yurop stabilizes and we are still burning boomer bodies, you will see a crash that will destroy wall street and end the American dollar as the world reserve currency.

>market based on expectations is rising now that expectations are better than they were two weeks ago
I thought Yas Forums considered themselves smart.

The virus is a hoax lmao

Gold standard, coming soon.

Frankly I'm more pissed about the USD depreciating after last weeks boom. I need the USD to go up against the CRC since I get payed in USD.

>expectations are better than they were two weeks ago
lmao, boomer.

Hyperinflation would be fantastic for the average American. They don't have any savings, and their debt would evaporate. It would be terrible for the financial industry and the super-wealthy. It's not gonna happen regardless

>understanding how the stock market works means you are a boomer
No wonder the average millennial is poor as fuck. They would rather spam memes than attempt to understand something foreign to them.

He bought ze dip?

Whale here, I'm going to dump everything again tomorrow

I have a business how do I get the 10k?

His post was based, yours was made with a meme flag. Who do you think is the real faggot?

Clown stock market

You should use that money to buy gold and get ready to file bankruptcy.