>we need more testing!1!1!1!!!! >announce plans for 100,000 a day by end of April >reeeeeee as if you can do that! Fucking spastics never satisifed
Grayson Torres
They have to keep repeating it for the public to listen. Like training a dog.
Nathaniel Jackson
If that was avocado you could sell them for five quid each.
Dylan Gray
>20% CFR with china's numbers >30% if you ignore china this virus is as deadly as MERS and it spreads faster than measles. there's no immunity after "recovery" either. this is an extinction level event.
>chikin bake Sacrilege. They gave me one instead of steak one time, I bit into it and nearly vommed everywhere
Lucas Diaz
testing won't lower the infection or death rate. community spread has been going on for a while and the virus has a 24+ day asymptomatic contagious incubation period. it can survive on surfaces for up to 17 days (28 at low temperatures) and it can stay in the air for 24+ hours in an aerosolised form.
>Matt Hancock: 100k tests per day of all different tests by the end of the month >First question: is that of all different types of test? Amazing
Nolan Stewart
lads you see this shit? user made a mainstream quality song about jannies and jews, cunts either a recording artist or he should be wtf even is 2020? Loving this isolation thing.
Jace Morgan
it lives forever on those new £20 notes. please, anyone; send yours to me & I can safely destroy them for you.
Henry White
we have a norfolk black history month now, there are like fucking 10 black people in Norfolk.
Parker Turner
Journos are scum. Look at Peston acting the victim about being BTFO by a Professor. Fuck knows why they are sending the political journos to these briefings and they care about are gotcha questions.
Eli Harris
they cant give a date, very clear they just dont know yet, reporter still wasting time asking for a date, actual state of the British media
Chase Ramirez
>no test is better than a bad test Theresa May would av a fookin word wit him afterwards
Lots of Gaelic people of colour now too. Virtually none of them last more than a winter in the western isles
Jesus Christ is this all the fault of some autist German 80 years ago?
Asher Lewis
same shit questions every day and they get the same shit answers. just so they can post on there shit websites with there dog shit quotes
Michael Bell
>we have one of the most prepared and fortified supply chains in the world because of the preparations for a no-deal brexit Holy fucking kek if that's true Imagine if Brexit stopped Corona
Luke Hughes
steak ones from them give me instant shits
Joseph Hill
not even real riveted mail armor, just cheap play butted mail armor. a sword would rip the fuck right through butted mail.
Jace Collins
How is Leafland coping with corona?
Wyatt Cook
this though considering how often it is deleted from everything understandable if people don't know it. The Jannie poster is Futt Bucker, he made all the 69 and biggie smalls remixes about the Jannies as well.
he has a few other youtube channels as well, the cunt is extremely talented. He also writes all the michael jackson and eminem parody songs about jannies that pop up on Yas Forums
Asher Howard
I feel your pain man fecking asda sub'd my stake and ale pies for bloody chicken and veg pies. Im gonna eat them but not untill all the winalot is finished.
Juan Cook
these questions are fucking usless, they are just trying to get a sensational answer about not testing enough earlier for fuck sake, yeah they know you stupid cunts, ask questions people want aswers too!!!!! FUCK
Parker Garcia
bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52135916 >So, might the public be willing to trade one kind of freedom - the right to privacy - for another - the right to leave their homes and return to work?
why are you trying to derail the thread, we are trying to talk shop here.
Alexander Myers
Fuck journalists to be honest. I can't believe they seriously asked why the fucking Secretary of State for Health got a test before some random nurse.
Parker Foster
Mushy peas, mate. Try it, its fuckin' lush.
Zachary James
Oi but lads how does he make himself sound black? He is 100% a white aussie bloke. Is that audio tuning software maybe? The shit to do that is expensive as fuck no?
Jordan Thomas
Why the fuck bbc cut off are boy Matt, for the fucking weather lmao
Christian Gomez
fucking this, ofc they are you idiot cunts, they just want him to say some shit about being better than others or a way in which they can word it, fucking hell hes helping run the whole fucking response you stupid twat
Michael Ortiz
the guardians keeping the line clean lad, switch over to them
Andrew Roberts
china has that sort of system. didn't stop them from losing 21 million+ people in less than 4 months. this virus can't be contained.
Adrian Martin
During Trump's briefing the other day some journalist asked if the disease would have been contained if lockdown measures were implemented back in January, and if yes why didn't they lockdown then. Retards all round.
Easton Adams
Here we go i found one, is he just making himself sound like a nigger or is he using editing software to do it? i.4cdn.org/gif/1585847164536.webm
