Brit/pol/
>BRITISH
>WHITE
top lad bazza
>BRAZILIAN
>HUMAN
still miss him lads
I'm in your bread.
>COPE
>NOT AN INCEL
Looks a bit like my dad lmao
beansposters will be the first up against the wall
Ive lost track of time since the lock down started and when ill be due back at work.
Cheers bro!
wot are yer some sorta pooftah?
I'm having a poo at 8pm
This thread will get gassed
Norfs are the peak of human evolution.
no charge mate, on the house
You're not wrong
>BASED
BASED
Are we all going to show our support for R NHS at 8pm? Get clapping for RNHS.
>drink beer
>become red and fat bc of it
Vodka is better. It will not turn you into pig.
no I will be smoking joint in my garden then.
I'm a key worker are you going to clap for me, I'm still out there grafting while everyone else plays happy home bollocks
what the hell why is he so red? blood pressure?
NO TEST IS BETTER VAN A BAD TEST
COVID 19 EXIT STRATEGY
fuck me lads are we stuck in a time loop?
beer and greggs every day. simple as.
>cold climate
>high blood pressure
>possible allergic reaction to alcohol
cold weather and allergic reaction happens to me alot lol
the world ended in 2012 and we were shifted into another dimension.
this is why it all seems like a film on a loop.
...
Fuck the queen and fuck the Arsenal FC
Where can I get a fashion makes and gloves?
Pebble Island
clap for our NHS. clap for Tutan.
That's illegal m8y
NHS user here. I was surprised to see all the fuss about the NHS only testing 2000 staff all over the papers today, because I knew for a fact that the trust I work at had already tested over 1700 staff. Turns out the trust made a unilateral decision to start testing staff three weeks ago. I doubt they are the only trust to do this.
its true though, its why we feel like we are stuck inside a bad hollywood disaster film..lol
kek
STAY AT HOME
PROTECT THE NHS
SAVE LIVES
I know, but I am such a rebel idgas
clap for Amged. clap for Adel. clap for Habib.
we are not worthy of our NHS.
wut
Tutan? More like TITAN, that bitch was huge.
She truly was PRECIOUS!
fuck the NHS, i'll be out there booing
He was tested under the criteria that he is the fucking Secretary of State
Will we ever have the great britain we once had lads? We once were a great nation, but now we are controlled by left wing niggers and mudslimes.
On the bright side theres a lot more food to go around for us now
Why can people with mortgages get a 3 month pause on payments but nothing for renters
I miss these so much!
maybe, yes, no ?
nothing can be said for certain in such times as this
one thing is for certain though; whites need to start having more children.
But muslims are right wing?
Stop being poor and buy a house.
Cheers lad.
Clap for that darkie doctor who kicked the can yesterday.
Lmao, just bought a chikin bake from Iceland. Imagine being a serf.
People who make political decisions are not usually renters
it seems to be disproportiantely killing pakis
because renters are degenerate immigrant leeches that dont prop up the property ladder.
Don't be like that lad. Pakis need our support.
>Will we ever have the great britain we once had lads? We once were a great nation, but now we are controlled by left wing niggers and mudslimes.
those 'left wing niggers and mudslimes' are literally working in hospitals at this very moment battling to save you from COVID-19.
Lol true
why didn't I think of that
This. 100%
You can get a rental holiday. Shelter and the Gubberment passed it into law you can't be evicted. I called up my sister's landlord and he agreed straight away to a three month period.
NOT THE PEDOPHILE GROOM GANGIN PAKERINOOOOS
NOOOOOOO
why do you think? they just add the 3 month pause to the end of your mortgage, you still owe the same. you can't let people off with rent and then when they move out tell them they still have 3 months rent to pay.
mortgage freeze affects no one negatively.
>names of the first three doctors to die from places where hygiene means not eating with your anal-fingering hand.
I will remember it, because it helps to remind me that men of certain ethnicities are less likely to wash their hands
checked and based
i aint clapping for 'em
>Health Secretary Matt Hancock sets the goal of 100,000 coronavirus tests a day by the end of the month
Does she have to pay extra though after the three months is up to make up the difference?
my parents own two apartments but have been renting a two bedroom house for 25 years and they're fucking minted
>More than 10,000 lives lost in Spain
>working in hospitals at this very moment battling to save you from COVID-19.
A fucking cold virus. It's a scam, they're battling a meme not fighting at the fucking Somme.
>I'm a key worker
>I work for the NHS
Is this our version of being a party member in the soviet union?
Notice how the dead under 60s seem to be largely hamplanets
This doesn't even make sense. Every good architect or designer (any designer) knows that functionality comes before form. The hanging gardens could not have contained beauty if they hadn't first been designed from the ground up to support abundant plant life.
Rip to Bongs that Corona chan has claimed today
He said they'd work something out once the Govt has decided what is on offer to landlords.
Fat drunk.
Gonna watch Conan The Barbarian :)
>renters
Great, so in a few months people will owe landlords thousands in deferred rent payments and the economy will be fucked so there won't be any jobs. Nice.
>More than 10,000 lives lost
Bit careless
Why anyone would think being a big fat cunt wasn't healthy.
Any weed smokers here? Only got 1g of hash left. Time to start rationing
It's mostly pakis mate, don't worry about it.
NHS user here, we now have special shops with toilet roll and pasta at 20% less than Sainsburys, not even meming
stopped smoking the shite three years ago
It's all going to be fucked anyway m8, who gives a shit about landlords they can starve like the rest of us.
What songs are we all blasting at 8 then?
youtube.com
Shows just how many breathing issues these hamgalaxies must have in daily life to be equivalent to 80+ pensioners
Better make a bucket bong lad, it can last for weeks
What makes you think landlords will survive this collapse?