/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2854 - STATUS: LOCKDOWN

How hard is to fabricate n95 masks? Why only China can make it? What are the materials required?

How will globalism EVER recover after this?

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Let the bodies hit the floor

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We did it reddit

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>Give back my masks FBI goy!

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17k for 1 million
youtube.com/watch?v=uN3yqMr3ffY

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Corona-chan saved us from the fate of the hollow men.

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>Citizens with shotguns soon take to shooting at the sky
>police crack down on shooters
>local communities rebel when they see their neighbor's doors kicked in
I can't wait for this shit

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What are we going to celebrate such amazing milestone?

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fevers are easy just put a thermal sensor on it
coofing on the other hand isnt going to be reliable no way

So, when do you expect the mass rioting in the US to start?

Subsequently, can Yas Forums team up to destroy the looters and degenerates after the balloon goes up?

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Yeah but this isn't why young and healthy people are dying. Your health system isn't even saturated yet. Must just be a low-level of competency amongst your medical professionals.

>Let the bodies hit the floor
LET THE BODYS HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOR

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Put the masks

I'm the bag

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Coronavirus: 982k infected, only 50k dead
Assessment: total nothing burger.

GIVE CORONA-CHAN YOUR ENERGY

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>Almost 1M confirmed infected
>50k confirmed kills

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this cant be real

>/cvg/ after you tell them this virus is a norhingburger

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Y'all know Corona-Chan's channel is just gonna go to shit after she gets 1 Million subscribers right?

It would be nice to have that beach all to yourself, maybe with a gf and a few other couples, so you could play beach games and wade in the surf together.

"Coronavirus: a Rungis* market building transformed into a morgue

According to our information, the conversion of the site by funeral services began on Thursday. A capacity of 800 to 1,000 coffins in this improvised morgue is mentioned."

>* Rungis, near Paris, is the biggest food market in Europe.

leparisien.fr/val-de-marne-94/coronavirus-un-batiment-du-marche-de-rungis-transforme-en-morgue-02-04-2020-8292729.php

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NOT THE KITTIES!

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The coronary virus is really
My wife's boyfriend has it.

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Just use voice recognition software that can detect coughing like words.

deaths are pretty weak, yesterday it was 4500. what happened?

vice.com/en_au/article/bvgke5/before-and-after-photos-men-shaved-heads-self-isolation?utm_source=vicefblocalau&fbclid=IwAR0CSaq4GWJYZI9qPNg9AwnEIP1X2U6722fXCLD3gGnpOJR4CVxq0uG0pn0
The New Normal
>New Normal
New Normal

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Listen here you little shit

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Bro even at those numbers its 10x more lethal than the flu and spreads much more easily

Is this shit actually the end all fear all or what? I'm still skeptical because the media blowup of this is a factor of goddamn millions of percent. And trusting the MSM has been a retard's game since 1960.

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Why does everyone say Corona reaching Brazilian bat populations would make it more lethal?

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WEAR MASKS
>WEAR MASKS
WEAR MASKS
>WEAR MASKS
WEAR MASKS
>WEAR MASKS
We need to focus more on preventing high-dose infection.
nytimes.com/2020/04/01/opinion/coronavirus-viral-dose.html

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>WHO ELSE WILL COOM ONCE WE HIT 1 MILLION
>LET US ALL COOM AT ONCE AND IMPREGNATE CORONA CHAN

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US healthcare is enjoyable if you're rich.

Lockdown is in effect. Cases decreasing as tests are increasing, so a relatively good sign for Italy.
We'll see if pastas can survive the second wave.

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\o/

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For sure, the NHS is a joke, the general standards of care and hygiene are abysmal thanks to it being filled with incompetent wogs and turd worlders, and by having more braindead administrators employed than actual healthcare providers.
The NHS is a shambolic farce, and has been for decades.

>remove the fake article of HCQ + azy.
>get utterly btfo in every last thread
>never mentions it again
>what article! I never used such a thing!
I keep laughing at the shitshow of a general this is

party starts in ~2 hours
I might start predrinking now just to oil up the machine I mean why not
cheers bros

based

bumping this
is Chinkland the only country in Earth that can fabricate them?

Probably close to nil.

By imposing a world government to respond faster and across all borders to protect you from the next disease.

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oy vey
twitter.com/ZaidZamanHamid/status/1245635596191551495

She's the guardian's equivalent of an Aussie shitposter
Dumb gen x solipsistic roastie

Really makes you think

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the angle of the door is a mindfuck

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Thanks, huebro.

So 1 mil with 50k deaths is a 5% fatality rate right or am i retarded?

I know. I'm just baiting for fun.

what do covid numbers and my dick have in common?
>they both keep getting bigger

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>What are the materials required?
Slave labor and SJWtears.

because that's degenerate and a sister should not be touched, you scumbag. the duty of a big brother is teach her how bad the world is, not be the bad guy.

It's one of the more normal headlines I've seen from the Guardian Opinion pages in a long time.

Why'd you do it?

A new one from that based Hong Kong user, please reach 1 million today Corona

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Why

>50k confirmed deaths in a 6 month timeframe
Meanwhile more people died in car crashes in that same timeframe

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archive.is/EGJLo

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How long will the virus survive on a surface? All Google search results tell me 3 days but cvg says 9? What's the truth? Also would a quick wipe down with a bleach solution be enough to kill the virus?

kek

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What a faggot

Polbro drawing, what are you working on next?

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ILLUMINATI needs to pay me to stop exposing the truth. Or hire me to a good job

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Time to kill all strays on sight.

Praise her for she have save us
>Press "P" to praise corona-chan
PPPPP

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Hydroxychloroquine called "game changer" yesterday by doctor actually using it in NJ.
archive.is/DVggx

Why did you suck off a nigger?

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>be burger
>only hospitalized if you have underlying health issues

tfw

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You are retarded. Fatality rate is death/death+recover. Cases that aren't finished don't count to it

Does US gov usually rely on estimations?

For how much would you participate in a human coronavirus challenge trial to expedite the deployment of the most promising vaccine candidate?

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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possibly
Willing to risk it? To me, listening to interviews of public officials they seem more based than ever in asking questions. I've seen far too many leaked videos to think this is a joke

kek
couldn't stand this guy but now I'm 100% sure he's based and just trolling.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DID SPAIN REPORT LOWER TODAY OR AM I MISREMEMBERING??

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He looks much better with the beard honestly.

>not a swede
Gonna have to call bullshit Seamus

He betrayed Leónidas. Fuck this guy

That is technically correct. The real issue is asymptomatic carriers imo. We're almost guaranteed to have significantly higher numbers of people who just dont have any symptoms at all and obviously aren't dying from this. The reported numbers are certainly not promising though

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15K more for 1 million

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Man, seeing posts like this is fucking weird to me. If you were here since the beginning, you would know that the media is STILL downplaying this and trying to hide how bad this pandemic is going to be. In no world are they blowing it up or trying to scare people. If they were, they'd talk about the permanent organ damage. They'd talk about the risk of reinfection. They'd talk about the fact that this shares every conceivable trait so far with SARS and MERS, meaning this will cause brain damage and schizophrenic symptoms. We were worried about this shit months ago, and most of it has been confirmed. Yet the media will not mention it. And that's without me mentioning the fact that we're heading towards an economic state that will be much worse than the great depression ever was.

pubs.rsna.org/doi/10.1148/radiol.2020201187

The guy is being sprayed with nerve gas

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DONT GIVE THE DIRECT LINK YOU DEEP SHIT !
Use an archive link !
Nobody want to give views and money to Vice !

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NO ONE IN HOSPITAL?
youtube.com/watch?v=DqHbvkjgYwI

He's a really handsome man.

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What sort of cunt doesn't normally have a buzzcut?

cant fucking wait for automatization thats cheaper than chinese slave labour to take over so china goes obsolete

>had appointment with doctor, talked about corona-virus a bit
>she mentioned the "warm weather might save us from the virus" meme
what the fuck is wrong with people

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>HOW IS /PTG COPING RIGHT NOW WITH THESE NUMBERS?

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Rely? They fucking depend on them. Of course estimates can always be manipulated the way they want them.
Google how they calculate inflation and unemployment to keep them much lower than they really are.

MYSIDES.Tedesco Maledeto.

you degenerates are disgusting, this entire world should be purged of your kind.

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I mean, in Europe, corona deaths are written as 'pneumonia deaths' because this thing causes pneumonia so this is not a tinfoil hat experiment.

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/apr/01/parents-with-their-children-home-hair-cuts-and-no-affairs-the-virus-has-forced-us-to-live-in-a-weirdly-moralistic-way

A long larp back in early feb

Hire me or pay me, illuminati or i will keep exposing this

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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>REEEEEE I CANT BE FUCKED INTO ARCHING IT MYSELF COPY AND PASTING IT MYSELF WILL GIVE ME VIRUSES
Shut the fuck up

Ya that little shit actor made like $1,000,000 in donations and shut down all his social media and vanished from the spotlight.

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what is there not to get? movies, restaurants, sports are all shutdown.

>death+recover
What in the actual fuck are you talking about Indonesia?
How do you die and then recover?

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>I don't need no mask you pantywaste Zoomer.

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People say Corona-chan is a nothing burger but how can that be when she has all this meat?

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Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days

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Thank goodness, by pure coincidence, there was a camera watching him at the exact moment he collapsed.

Homeless WA user here
What have you guys been eating lately?

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Fuck consumerism

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>Mutt education

You should have replied with "Oh good, I was running out of that fish tank medicine" and walked out wobbly

I usually change the links in every thread, retarded newfag. The link is not deleted, it's still in the Pastebin, and will be featured in RESEARCH eventually. It is among the rotating links.

Which NHS
Shittty NHS England?
Or the separate God tier NHS Scotland?

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More numbers when???

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God damn I loved that lad, Shame he didn't fuck her twice.

But what was the cause of the supposed rise in lethality from this?

P

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Goood luck ANCAP

I'll praise her when she won't have two right hands

African slave labor will be the way.

nice "4 image corona-chan folders" you fucking spergs

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I mean there's a whole crowd around him watching because the guy is clearly not doing well, it's not surprising that someone whipped out their phone to record.

>t-t-there is no pandemic the same rate of death as always
BTFO

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Fuck the illuminati, pay me

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good luck

This tweet is photoshopped. The original one started with "In 1940s germany..."

>the media is STILL downplaying this
One of the few non retards on Yas Forums atm

I unironically want bill mitchell to uncover the scam that this is. I just want this psyop to be over

>dude: trust me
The only legitimate thing in your post is the economic fuckery for the coming 5 years, everything else is just you being retarded with 0 corroborated facts.

One hell of a ugly midget

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The nothingburgerfags are going insane today. Probably because we're hitting 1M today

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>source: trust me dude.

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Fuck fake tests

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>snatch
>opening scene redpilled me on jews as a kid
>movie redpilled me on gyppos and niggers
kino, saved.

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Good luck loony

I'm sure their in a loving relationship now. Cuddling while the world burns around them.

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Fuck you pay me

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>be nothingburger
>whine how no videos outside China
>see video from outside China
>Go conspiracy tier

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Can the Chinese Flu tests check if you already had the virus and are already immune. Or can it only test an active infection?

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How long will the virus survive on a surface? All Google search results tell me 3 days but cvg says 9? What's the truth? Also would a quick wipe down with a bleach solution be enough to kill the virus?

Good one but the wings aren't supposed to be coming out of her ass.

Corona-kun > corona-chan

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I think this counts as the bargaining stage.

One moar for fun

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You missed 60 after writing that 4

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Who is this artist?

those are quarantine/sterilization tents, not the actual ER or a designated area for treating patients. unlike china, america uses real medicine so bodies flowing into street-side tents are far less common

youtube.com/watch?v=s7s9rM5swGg

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I literally posted a source you absolute fucking buffoon.

>unironically bill posting

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>Homeless
>Has better food than 99% of Amerifats

There are currently 51 countries with more than 1000 cases
There are currently 14 countries with more than 10,000 cases
There are currently 9 countries with more than 1000 deaths
These are only the confirmed, official numbers

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>over 3000 deaths
>it’s not even 1 pm

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>/PTG
Sure hope that is a typo, newfag

>Taiwan is 2nd largest masks manufacturer
>recently donated about 10 million masks worldwide
>2 million masks to the US, 7 million to EU and 1 million to other countries
>China got triggered
Has any other news reported about this?

Like what health problems? A lot of people consider being overweight a health problem, and if not being in top shape is cause for death we're literally fucked

/PTG/ is literally just payed shills getting trolled by actual users at this point.

Their opinions dont matter here anymore.

>Georgia’s Governor Brian Kemp gave a press conference on Wednesday, announcing a new shelter-in-place order that’s been long overdue. But Kemp also admitted something that should terrify every person living in and around Georgia: Kemp claims he didn’t know until this week that the new coronavirus could be spread by people who aren’t showing symptoms of covid-19.

FUCKING KEK

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>wish luck
>to memeflag
No, Pablo, thanks.

yes sodium hydrochlorite will disinfect. you dont want it to be quick though. About 60 seconds.

i love how the bergamo deaths monthly just btfo any shills

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Don’t you fucking dare kiddo

402 new cases for us today. Our biggest daily total yet. But there is a delay in test results so I'd say we're peaking now then decline next week. We have been good with our lock down.

I would watch a game of soccer where the coaches can remote control the goals.

You are the dumb shit who forward the link to give money to Vice not me.

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youtube.com/watch?v=nfksZSOhYco

bruh, that shit aint cool

17+ days according to the cruise ship tests.

>spics
>science
Don't bother.

what are the gorlami deaths up to?

I hope so as well, He was for all autistic, A good man

nobody seems to be watching these daily press conferences. the fox 10 youtube channel bounces around between them all day, and on a nearly daily basis you'll hear one of these fucking retards say something that has been proven to be false weeks ago.

this whole thing has really exposed how fucking incompetent everyone is.

depends on the material. it likes plastic and metal (except copper). doesn't live long at all on natural stuff like wool, cardboard, etc.

Why did you suck off a nigger?

Just because niggers and spics eat nothing but a diet of COOFED on fast food and deep fried things doesn't mean he has high quality food

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so it's a nothing burger

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>Going into a depression to save a generation that thought buying timeshares was a good investment.

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At 1m

How are those Dark Chocolate Nature Valley bars? I've never tried that kind. I've been tearing through my snack supply instead of eating my deenz and rice.

cringe

We need a revolution.
youtube.com/watch?v=BGLGzRXY5Bw

I'm glad our incompetent government is giving us the best HAPPENING of our lifetimes

schizo

billy boy be based?

There's literally not enough time in the day to watch them all, and everyone rambles and rambles and rambles it's not surprising no one gives a fuck what they say anymore

I just wiped all my shopping down with bleach solution, Run it under a cold tap to clear the bleach off then dried it with another cloth. Probably spent no more than 20 seconds wiping each thing with the bleach solution. How fucked am I?

Now all it needs is for countries to reject Chinese masks and accept Taiwanese masks instead. Better even if they're stating quality considerations as the reason.

If this were true then this would be REALLY BAD NEWS. It would mean that the death rates reported are far too low, since people aren't recovering from covid19, they're recovering from something else.

SEETHING
Tell me again how you're not "going to read it" journals and reports because it doesn't fit your little bias?
COPE

Sure thing, buddeh.

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Fags

She's so fucking close bros

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instigation trolls out in full force
don't take the bait

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>approaching 1 million cases
based

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there's a longer version. this is clipped to the moment he falls

probably fine. next time wipe it all down and let it sit for at least a minute. what i do with all the shit i get delivered is wipe it down with bleach solution then set it out in the sun until night.

if louisiana fucked up and didnt elect bel edwards we would still not be in lockdown with the most deaths.

A blogpost isn't a journal.

You said I had a 19 year old case in the OP that was deconfirmed

archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/"19 year old"/country/ar/type/op/

Where? Genuinely curious because I do remove stuff that's false. But I can't find it.

>Smallpox doesn't exist

You will be first to swallow on Day of the Meds

Yes, but why are there so many dead.
Something is killing people.

The fast test test antibodies.(infected that had the virus for some time)
The slow test tests virus RNA.(imediately infected)
Tl;dr
Fast test,for long infecteds.
Slow test, for fast infecteds.

uh...wtf

i doubt you can even inhale 1% of the amount an ("fully") infected person have in his body.

i heard that in china many nurses and doctors died, because acording of a theory, they were infected with several strains at the same time.
sounds more logic to me, than this theory...

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If NHS England were a brown doctor wrapped up in DIY binbag PPE laying dead on the pavement, then NHS Scotland, is a soggy poorly written epitaph, floating in a puddle of pish, irn-bru and scotch.

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My wife and our older kids made meatballs from scratch while I held the youngest baby, then had those with our home made sweet-n-sour veges on rice.

Next week we’re making zucchini lasagna and planting some starts into soil for mid-summer harvest.

is it getting better or worse there? they were talking like louisiana was the new epicenter last week.

Thanks Brazil

Thanks user. Do you have any idea how long it survives on surface? Anything tinned or dried I'm just keeping in a bag in a spare room for now.

larping meme energy

Give me the big Corona-chan archive

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What a shame.