/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2853

There's stats liver cancer, liver cirrhosis, kidney diseases, stomach cancer. The problem with individual organs is that there's all sorts of different causes of deaths so it's not that simple
who.int/healthinfo/global_burden_disease/GHE2016_Deaths_Global_2000_2016.xls

South Italians rioting when?

Why do krauts hate Colonge so much?

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>2-3% mortality rate
>biggest drop in the economy. ever.
Clown world

cute

Looks like the black one to me

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Nothingburger

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Blood type as well. I think type A was most vulnerable, O least.

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Mississippi is getting fucked there's always around a 100 new cases per day. Our hospitals are gonna be overwhelmed eventually.

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THIS IS FOR REAL YALL

youtube.com/watch?v=pT7I_dYxMjI

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Two major strains, bongfren. Catch the milder one first, you may push through. Catch the more severe one first, well...

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Ameriga peak when?

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Is this guy a fucking psychopath or something? If not then He isn't fucking funny, he is delusional, and a fucking cretin.

I want to huggy huggy her :3

they literally dont know. O blood seems to be less susceptible. Young people seem to be less susceptible. Obesity and hypertension seem to be aggravating factors. But ultimately we dont know what triggers separates asymptomatic from dying from lung fluid.

STATUS REPORT

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2 weeks you fucking idiot

like late may

ANYONE READY FOR 1 MILLION CORONA CHAN IMAGE?

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Aren't they trying to spark revolts over there because no money for food? I wonder who's behind it...

The only option I have to decontaminate my masks is the oven method. But how the fuck does it work? You just put it on the rack exactly like this?

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He's still recovering from getting BTFO in the last 20 threads or so.

Remember when Turkey said they had no cases and tried to teach the other countries on how to handle the coronavirus?

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>NEW YORK CITY (WABC) -- New guidance for EMS in New York City and Long Island says that patients in cardiac arrest should not be transported to the hospital if they cannot be saved in the field.
LEFT 4 DEAD

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>Lads what is it that determines if someone will be symptomless/mild/severe? Is it just the strength of your immune system or what?
Probably overall body health which equates to having a stronger immune system, yeah.

Last week of April, first week of May
European peaks: 15th-20th of April
India peak: June

20k for 1 million bois

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Oh, I disagree, I think he's hilarious. What a fucking clown.

HONK HONK

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CCP VIRUS

What happened

so
when does this ACTUALLY ends

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2 to 3 percent is a lot retard

Everyone, raise a glass with me. We toast our noble bugwoman, the big thinker!

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Everyone who is obsessed with money is a sociopath. You can't be extremely wealthy and empathetic.

good times, now even their national football team ex-goalkeeper is dying of it

Viral load and age, young people with huge social contact with infected (doctors, postal workers, food service) are likely to catch a bad case eventually

hell yeah pregnant gonna be nice

1 MILLION, JUST NEED TO SACRIFICE ONE MILLION LIVES FOR SALVATION MUAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
youtube.com/watch?v=5_O2-G3dGG0

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Fuck the illuminati, pay me or I'll keep exposing the truth. Hire me to a good job or pay me for my silence

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How does healthcare function when the population is 40% black?

24 hours ago it was
+28,027 infected
+1,939 dead

>DO TO SLEEPING SO MUCH AND GOING TO BED LATE I SOMETIMES FORGOT WHAT DAY IT IS
>DREAMS GOT MORE INTENSE
>DON'T KNOW IF THE SHIT I DREAMED HAPPENED FOR REAL OR NOT
Shits getting weird here

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Official Italy stats are in, 4668 new cases, 760 deaths. Like, so close to yesterday's numbers it's actually weird.

Looks like their curve is finally flattening. Let's see how well they handle the second wave. Or hell, let's see if their government is stupid enough to lift confinement too soon.

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happening cancelled?

do you lurk in ace combat general?

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Yeah, Italian numbers are going to make her reach her final form. I can't wait.

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15 more months or so

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Fuck the illuminati, pay me bitch

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viral load in initial exposure has a big role in how severe you'll get it. too good immune systems kill you, too shitty ones kill you too. this fucking thing is like a roll of the dice whether you don't know you ever had it or die.

>It's real

Oh fuck

I'm a meteorologist user. I have no clue

Fuck you pay me. It's all FAKE

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To be fair for Billy his first tweet was February 28th, he was still stonk rich

Hungary

Are people still out and about casually? People here in Georgia are fucking retarded

Why is confirmed and death toll so low?
China alone reports 700k confirmed and 45k deaths

news.qq.com/zt2020/page/feiyan.htm

its to be expected
the whole country is shut down basically

May. 2022

>4668 new cases, 760 deaths.
>ITALY +4422 (704)
which one is it, pastabros?

Anons keeps showing him how wrong he is with using fake articles and sample studies of "6" fitting his bias.

>final form
Many more milions to come user

Fuck you CIA

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Uhhh its +4,668 and +760 dead
Its not really flattening, its just stable in new cases

>Hand over the antibodies Zoomer!

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So, about New York . . .

TL;DR: New York, with a population half the size of California, has 8 times as many covid cases and 10 times as many covid deaths as California. How is that Trump's fault?

These are state numbers for the top 10 infected states:
i.postimg.cc/ydF64Pxx/New-York-cases-2.png

I don't quite want to say that New York is an embarrassment to America, but quite frankly, they are making the rest of us look bad right now.

The population of New York State is 19.85 million.
The population of California is 39.54 million, or over twice New York.

And yet New York has 8.4 times as many cases and 10.3 times as many deaths as California.

There is a complaint that the reason US numbers are so high is because Trump was late in his response, but the earliest cases were in Washington and California. Being late doesn't seem to explain why New York's numbers are so high compared to these states. And it's New York's numbers that are pushing our national numbers up so high.

Consider if New York had a rate like California's. New York, being half the size of California, would have only 4,968 cases and 107 deaths, rather than 83,901 cases and 2,219 deaths. Treating California as a benchmark, New York's case are actually 17 times greater than they should be, and their deaths are 20.7 times greater. Compared to California, New York has 78,933 more cases and 2,220 more deaths than they should.

Now consider the whole country if New York had a rate like California's. Instead of having national cases of 215,399, they would be 136,477, or only about 63% as much. And instead of having national deaths of 5,133, they would be 3,023, or only about 59% as much.

Then consider how we would rank with other countries on deaths per million. Our current deaths per million is 15.69. If New York had a rate like California, they would be 9.24. That would put us ahead of Germany, whose rate is 11.7.

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Regular death rate about to spike

Yes. He is boomer cernobitch. Grifters

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>corona can only kill humans
literally invisible meat. even if humans died over 99% of species would be good

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>lolberg boomer pushing gay Jewish mythology narrative of 'illuminati' on the most counter-Semitic board in the world

It's 2020, boomer. You're ten years too late to push these gay narratives. We all know it's kosher adherents that rule the world, and Corona is very real.

>more than 6 million people file claims

oh gawd

Either way shit's still fucked

yet we still have "nothingburgers" that cant stay in their fucking houses.

The problem is that they affect all of us with their nonsense. Martial law should have been declared in March. Everyone should have been forced to shelter in place. We would have burnt out most of the virus by now.

Empty hospitals everywhere

#filmyourhospital

What are the chances of the quarantine tightening up this weekend?
In my state damn near every job is considered essential.

>Let's see how well they handle the second wave
There’s no second wave coming, stop this meme, you retard. The Spanish flu “second wave” happened because of WWI

youtube.com/watch?v=S2ME0KXYUd4

That is what flattening the curve means. The number of daily new cases stops increasing, then starts dropping.

My sister in law is a nurse. She said steaming the masks for 15 minutes will sterilize them. Remember, Corona dies at 89C and steam is 100C.

Coronavirus Cases:
981,258
view by country
Deaths:
50,253
> ALMOST A MILLION

But why on the street?

Trump is a troll but at least he is a funny troll

Cretins like this who orbit around him are just plain stupid and nasty without any of the humor

The only pundit who isn't completely deranged or a cocksucking globogom is Tucker Carlson

What's the long term plan here? keep people indoors for years? Whenever the quarantine is lifted the cases will spike again

herd immunity is the only way

Fear porn.
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>many more millions to come before final form
Say uhh, you in touch with the guy? Lemme slip you 50 bucks and add in a bit more muscle on her arms yeah?

People just shop at grocery and go to restaurants That's about it.

Doesn't California have more of a car culture, whereas New Yorkers are all packed into the subways

Wait till they riot.

worked great for ecuador.

FUGG! I MADE A SKETCH OF THE BLAND GIRL!!!
NOW SHE'S GOING TO WIN THE PLAGUE GIRL HAREM!
Fuck. Why the hell I did that.
Ehh... teasing Big Sis types like Influenza never win anyway...

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France, Turkey to still report. Complete numbers from Germany, USA and Brazil still awaited

Do you think we will hit 1 million today? Need just 19k more.

Can't wait for full ahegao, I'm gonna pump myself dry tonight.

They won't get anything, most are either niggers or dumb normies thinking they'll automaticlly lose work. Most of them will be auto denined like almost everyone else

t. SSI worker

No.

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>More than 50k
Godspeed, Corona-chan

Oh boy, the 13 April the productive sector will be opened back again.
Not sure about what they meant with "gradual return to normal life"

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Based bong understands Illuminati is gatekeeper for the kikes

Livin' it!

>SCAM REVEALED: Look as we prove the Earth is flat with this video of the horizon!

GIVE CORONA-CHAN YOUR ENERGY

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Italy pumping up their numbers to get gibs in the future and all of that? That’s like 10 days old news. I guess the corona meme is losing steam and Yas Forums got bored of it. I’m glad.

Until they get a proper medication for this shit or until there are 0 cases for one week then there's no stopping it in Italy I guess. One city in Philippines had 0 new cases for 3 days now. Such a fucking chad city.

heart attack-ack-ack-ack

ahhhh ikke ikke kimochiiiii

Well, what else could go wrong ? 2 more event coming, war and alien invading, the 2nd wave is fast and swift and weird virus...nothingburger virus

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50K DEATHS

Hopefully at 200 million

half assed quarantine leads to year long suffering into herd immunity & vaccine.
the only real way to deal with this is to do china tier lockdown for 2 months and have borders closed til vaccine.

It sure did, it sure did

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Go Corona Chan, Go Go Go!!

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might need to hope for Spain and UK numbers to crank it up too

Thanks bro, gave me some greentext ideas!

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I've never heard of an outbreak going almost completely stable for like a week. Most likely they're just at capacity for dealing with patients/counting the dead.

HOW MUCH TIME UNTIL 1 MILLION? HOW MANY HOURS?
HOW MUCH TIME UNTIL 1 MILLION? HOW MANY HOURS?
HOW MUCH TIME UNTIL 1 MILLION? HOW MANY HOURS?

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We reaching a Milli tonight

Checked
Right? Now imagine all the people filling out now because they held onto the delusion of going back to work when trump told them? We gonna have. 10m+ claims easily by next week

any pics of corona-chan's feet?

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Serious question, what about this one? It's throwing me for a loop.

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Here's a video to visualize it to you. If new cases increase stabily the majority of the population will still get infected and healthcare systems will be overwhelmed. Not for as large of a margin, but still will be

That is still very bad

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Would pin down and wife her up/10

S O O N

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5 hours

>The death rate in the netherlands has almost reached 10%
That's Italy tier. What the fuck are you doing?

we will hit 1mil sometime in the next few minutes to the next few days. I'm betting all my gold.

none

Need some super spreaders there

The bigger question will be, how soon until 2 million?

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You are right, I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote that. Its probably going to reach over 1 mil in 5 hours or something

With USA? No problem.

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Why are you afraid? Have you no faith?

>2nd highest obesity rate
Mississippi is kill.

no it is kill

So close

>Immagine
... The smell

>50K deaths
>probably hitting 1M cases today too
does she really need more energy

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What illness will you do next?

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easily, usa is yet to report in today.

Is changing my bet allowed? I said 8 hours 30 minutes ago but it seems it will take 6 or even 5

>only test old people and terminally ill people
>somehow the virus has a high mortality rate
Oh gee user I don’t know.

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We already hit 3k deaths today, can Corona-chan break the daily record?

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Y E S

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based and acceleration pilled

1mln NOW

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24 hours ago it was
+29,244 infected
+1,972 dead

Now its
+46,092 infected
+3,062 dead

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after a while...I change my guess from 16hr to..6hr, yikes!!!

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Pixy posting has gone too far.

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So with the full lockdown and the economy in the garbage we can make It stable at 700-800 deaths and 4000 infected per day. It doesnt look too promising to think of getting back to normal this year

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will we hit 1 million coofers today?

>7bln people left
A lot more user

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unironically, two weeks
(these captchas are pure canceraids now)

Pretty sure coronachan only became this strong because people are this retarded and they keep being retarded i wonder how far will our dear coronachan will go?

We've also never seen an outbreak like this. It's hard to tell how it'll behave.

LOL ! every time i see a picture of this guy on Yas Forums his hairline goes further and further back !

Aids Chan when?

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I GIVE YOU MY ENERGY CORONA-CHAN

Stats are doubling about every 6 days.

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15 days

3 hours, spain, uk and France going to help her cum

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Anyone just see cumuo??? Dude was fucking stoned as shit on live TV talking to ny governor