PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - PATRIOTIC EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/1/20
c-span.org/video/?470864-1/
youtu.be/tZNcnP31Rug
>VP Pence on FBN 4/1/20
youtu.be/3evepLxt5-U
>VP Pence on (((FakeNews))) 4/1/20
youtu.be/1rJH6cai-fs
>VP Pence/AgSec Perdue visit Walmart Distribution Center in Gordonsville VA 4/1/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6146321822001
youtu.be/yWp_2_a-ODM
youtu.be/1jXIbN1bKDw (full)
>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC 4/1/20
youtu.be/RGuGJmc9DS4
>NIAIDDir Fauci on CBSEveningNews 4/1/20
youtu.be/fjdbhO4KNMk
>NORAD&NORTHCOM Comdr AFGen O'Shaughnessy on (((FakeNews))) 4/1/20
dvidshub.net/video/745340/
>FDACommr Hahn on Ingraham 4/1/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6146449926001
>FDACommr Hahn on FoxNews 4/1/20
youtu.be/jk_jrlgvTdo
>KAC on F&F 4/1/20
youtu.be/wsyUdo8DlNs
>KAC outside WH 4/1/20
c-span.org/video/?470870-1/
>SG Adams on GMA 4/1/20
youtu.be/VDue2PImkIQ
>SG Adams on TODAY 4/1/20
youtu.be/uE4fS-GXQcI
>FCCChair Pajit on F&F 4/1/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6146256399001
>CoE&USACE CG LtGen Semonite on F&F 4/1/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6146265732001
>America1stActionChair LindaMac on FBN 4/1/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6146362240001/
>CDC Preparing Nursing Homes for Corona-chan 4/1/20
youtu.be/p1FiVFx5O78

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opendemocracy.net/en/oureconomy/coronavirus-crisis-shows-its-time-abolish-family/
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MAGA

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Anyone heard anything from NY? Any NY fags out there or are they blacked out rn?

SURELY THIS IS THE END OF SHRIMPF

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Reminder that chink blood is a great lubricant for machinery.

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#
>I wonder how many people with, say, a common cold, die,of heart attacks, strokes, pneumonia, or anuerisms.

The common cold is a corona virus.

Hahahahahahhahaha

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Story time with grandpa Cuomo!

youtube.com/watch?v=b-SWnX0IwhY

Finnchink will never recover.

New England secessionfag here.
I got a feeling a civil war is coming, and I am not afraid to burn down NYC for our region.

Give me the green light, we can do it.

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five highest infected states vs. five highest infected euro countries (excluding microstates and small countries like luxembourg)

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no I dun belibe id

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I'd stay on the internet all day too if I looked like this

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Say it with me /ptg/: President Nipple Rings.

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corona expert cumo!

bad spaghetti maker cumo

vimeo.com/403053638

Stinkin doctors have tainted the GRC name!

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>chink masks
Thanks?

Global pandemic
Economic contraction

Trump approvals go up.

How does he do it lads?

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how do you not cook sausage enough

Allah kek maga miga pede tankie takbir praise chaos pepe groyper wall wetback nigger kike shill frumpy drumpf
BTFO Yas Forums can never recover

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lmao Trump is over. Biden is going to clobber him all summer over this

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the election is over it's all about the plague now

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Because everyone in the world knows China lied about the virus for two months and deliberately spread it.

Here you go. All compressed to an image for you

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definitely not an awoo

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>>nipple rings
BARBELLS

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I wonder how long it took Biden's Aides to write that statement?

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>Donald Trump is not responsible for the coronavirus
That's the only line that matters. Too bad so sad, shill.

President Nipple Rings flows better

SMOKING KILLS VIRUS

Benson and Hedges cigarette giant British American Tobacco claims it has developed a coronavirus vaccine made from tobacco plants and can manufacture 3million a week starting in June

British American Tobacco (BAT) said it can make up to 3million vaccines a week
Claims it can have vaccines ready to go by June with help from UK Government
BAT has found coronavirus antigen and is 'growing vaccine in tobacco plants'
Coronavirus symptoms: what are they and should you see a doctor?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8175471/British-American-Tobacco-working-COVID-19-vaccine-using-tobacco-leaves.html

Trump deserves to be beaten by a braindead retard. Should've built the wall. One simple promise.

tell me why does it look like an X? does he have 2 barbells per nip?

Lmao, this would probably compel compliance to curfew more than any flogging or jail time ever could in Burgerland.

reminder; most shills are chinks

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He is, niggerfaggot.

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i have not put in death rate history yet, but that pink line for italy = 13k deaths in a month. that blue line for NY = about 3k deaths in two weeks

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BAT kills bat virus
no one saw that coming

based

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Soros-Funded Group Says Covid-19 Crisis Is Perfect Time To ‘Abolish the Family’

opendemocracy.net/en/oureconomy/coronavirus-crisis-shows-its-time-abolish-family/

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How about crack smoke? Which I emerge from? Just wondering because I can’t get SNAP if I start working

Trump is legitimately fucking this entire fiasco up. So fucking pissed off right now. How the fuck can you cuck on calling the chinks out? He's going to go down in history as the guy who got a hundred thousand Americans killed while gloating about his ratings. Globohomo wins

LOVE IT
POETIC

>Hey, you remember back when Corona was just becoming a thing and we were wasting time and money impeaching Orange Man? Well fuck Orange Man for letting us do that while a virus all of us said was nothing was becoming something we’d later impeach Orange Man a second time over.

NY or NYC?
I'm in Buffalo, no ones freaked out but I have to use drive through to get lunch when I'm at a job site and my driver side window is broken so I'm suffering pretty bad

>situps
Apparently the Poo's in this pic thought they said "shit ups"
Worst Sit-ups Ever.

>REEE WHY IS NOBODY DOING ANYTHING!

>Trump does something to help prevent this
>REEEEEEEEEE TRUMP IS RUINING THIS FIASCO! CIVIL WAR NOW!

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>trust no one, not even yourself

>my driver side window is broken so I'm suffering pretty bad
RIP user.
F

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They're also secret Trump supporters.

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Keep calling him President if you want to get him elected.

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CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP.
It has been brought to my attention that there are chinamen here RIGHT NOW who have not been reminded in the last 30 seconds that Xi Jingping is a dum fathead who looks like Winnie The Pooh.
Lets have a quick rundown on are bear and I’ll let them decide how Xi stacks up next to him, because maybe that's unfair

1. Winnie the Pooh is a fat bear that wears no pants
2. Winnie the Pooh enjoys hunny (honey) and his most famous adventure of all is the story of his retrieving hunny at great risk to himself from bees by pretending to be a raincloud and then enjoying the fruits of his labor obtained by the sweat of his brow
3. Winnie The Pooh (who looks like Xi Jingping) is not a communist
4. Winnie The Pooh has never once lost in a fight to cute little birds that he thought were threatening his power over the Hundred Acre Wood
5. Winnie The Pooh knows what he doesn't know and isn't afraid to ask for help from his frens, which he has
6. Winnie the Pooh’s pal Gopher can innovate and knows the difference between high quality steel and pig iron
7. Winnie the pooh has never massacred citizens of the Hundred Acre wood with tanks
8. Winnie the Pooh maybe has a fat head but he’s actually a very intelligent bear
9. Winnie The Pooh (who, again, looks like Xi Jingping if you put pants on him) is a beloved figure across all of the world and you can gauge a man’s character by what he thinks of Winnie

Decide for yourself.

Can you imagine looking like Winnie The Pooh? A bear that wears no pants. Now I’m a huge fan of Poohbear, but looking like him? What kind of buffoon would allow such a Winnie The Pooh nopantswearing son of a bitch to be the leader of even a local deli, let alone be his slave? I guess what I’m trying to say here is that Xi Jingping looks like Winnie The Pooh, a fat bear that wears no pants, and if I were his subject (slave) I’d kill myself.

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>I have to use drive through to get lunch when I'm at a job site and my driver side window is broken

>Not backing through the drive through.

ngma

>TRUMPS BURNING THE CONSTITUTION!
>QUICK! BURN THE CONSTITUTION!

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He doesn't need to keep calling the Chinese virus. Everyone knows this virus originated in China and that will determine people's outlook on China from here on. He had to stop calling it the Chinese virus because niggers started attacking Asians.

Or how about they eat lead.

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>Keep calling him President if you want to get him elected.
Retard Logic

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