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Why is he orange?
Logan Richardson
Jeremiah Reed
Because he gets a lot of sun and has good circulation for his age
Aaron Reed
because he is a bad man
Nolan Lopez
He's a lubavitcher jew who drinks copious amounts of aspartame diet soda (damages brain) a day and wants to look healthy. He married a jew, his daughter's a jew, and his daughter married a jew. He lets his jew son in law run everything from the border to ME to virus. It's a joke.
Robert Foster
He motorboats the fuck out of Melania's slavic titties first thing every morning and gets coated in bronzer.
Brayden Reyes
[[[El Goblino Anaranjado]]]
Carter Richardson
Swarthy German
Eli Diaz
You seem chill
Eli Brown
Why are you immature at 20+ years of age?
Someone wasted their life and made sacrifices in order to raise a manchild like you...
Robert Lopez
Zachary Scott
>gets a lot of sun
He uses a ton of tanning cream or spray, or he'd look more his age.
Same reason he got hair surgery - self-doubt and image.
Lucas Reyes
eats a lot of carrots
Adam Miller
He uses makeup like a faggot.
I'm a black haired, brown eyed part-Slav, and I'm not orange. He uses makeup.
Zachary Gray
He lives on Cola Light and Cheetos exclusively.
Dylan Butler
Cut your fucking nails.
Jason Stewart
His makeup has a copper base that deflects UHF/VHF/Microwave attacks. He's literally wearing a Faraday cage of makeup.
Jayden Sullivan
just by looking at your hands i can tell you're either a faggot or a sissy who locks his dick up in a cage
Lucas Moore
No.
Bentley Sullivan
You look like a sick child faggit
John Harris
Cause he’s bad.
Jose Martinez
Too much oompa loopa jizz is my bet
Joseph Perry
I'm a tradesman, actually :3 I install CAT6 cable, APs, routers and switches, UPSs that weight 40lbs+. I'm a network installer, basically. I often work in the rain. I often work without gloves.
I am a sissy faggot though, thanks for noticing :D
Julian Hughes
He's the Archangel Michael. Thats why. Now delete this shiddy thread cocksuck.
Camden Wright
because it pisses you off
Evan Cooper
>sun
this nigga is in a tanning bed whenever he isn’t shitposting on twitter
Oliver Young
It's technically known as "Robotoid Red."
Landon Collins
...but only the kind that makes face skin orange.
Aaron Taylor
Eli White
Anthony Ward
>Why is he orange?
Why do morons like you believe anything tv pEoPle say?
Nicholas Watson
Does this really negate 5g?
Lucas Williams
Freemason bullshit. Ooopa Loompas, Mechanical Orange...
Nolan Butler
*Clockwork Orange
And fuck (((you))).
Alexander Kelly
Fucking lol
Colton Wright
What are these posters called?
Benjamin Brown
He wants to hide, old Man skin disease, using some Cheap makeup
Oliver Thomas
what do you think/know about the 5G health effects? might be corona related? bone deformation?
Jose Nguyen
narcissist that only surrounds himself with yes-men so noone can point out he looks like an obese clown
Robert Bennett
it's ok to be orange
Ayden Mitchell
Honestly his beautician just needs to choose a lighter/cooler foundation shade
Josiah Peterson
His makeup person has probably confronted him about it many times suggesting a different shady but Trump is probably too stubborn to change because he’s a creature of habit.
Caleb Rivera
i knew it
Colton Williams
Why are all the trans defenders and gender benders so intolerant when it comes to Trump?
He identifies as orange, respect that!
Isaac Gutierrez
Orange is not a real colour, it is brown. Trump is brown and you faggots dont even realise.
Henry Lopez
also
>I often work without gloves
where are the calluses tho? i refuse to believe those are the hands of a tradesman LOL
Jordan Martin
Trump is immature at 70+
William Evans
spray tan and vanity. his vanity is a result of his belief that his image constitutes his brand. he's a new york 80's businessman. that's just what they do. the face/name is the business.
yes, he looks like shit. but the 80's was 40 years ago and his methods are outdated.
notice his hair is white now, not cheap whore carrot-blonde. he changes, too.
Zachary Ortiz
Why are you a nigger?
Xavier Miller
Bad case of the Naranjavirus
Thomas Collins
Racist. I don't see color.
Charles Lopez
it's antiviral nano particles
Jose Evans
Its a spray on tan that reduces the amount of UV rays that can damage the skin and also keeps him prepared to do an interview at any time of the day.
Connor King
Because Orange is the best colour
Benjamin Hughes
redditors?
Luis Sanders
kek
Mason Williams
imagine actually believing this
Aaron Long
Uh-oh, Uggo
Caleb Clark
>not a single hair
woman detected
Alexander King
dem tiddies doe
Isaac Thompson
Fake tan. No biggie.
Landon Cook
because the news media tweaks the color balance whenever he is on the screen to make him look as orange as possible
Jose Morales
He's orange so that you talk about his being orange rather than his being a corporate kike stooge
Nathan Mitchell
He loves carrots
Hunter Ross
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