Brit/pol/ Bennies from heaven Edition

>DUP councillor: Same sex marriage and abortion to blame for coronavirus
thelondoneconomic.com/politics/dup-councillor-same-sex-marriage-and-abortion-to-blame-for-coronavirus/02/04/?

>RFA Argus sails for the Caribbean today ready to provide medical support if needed
savetheroyalnavy.org/rfa-argus-sails-for-the-caribbean-ready-to-provide-medical-support-if-needed/

>Loan and credit card payments to be frozen for three months in UK
theguardian.com/money/2020/apr/02/loan-credit-card-payments-frozen-uk-financial-regulator-coronavirus

>WHO says clean your room
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-get-up-for-three-minutes-an-hour-and-do-chores-who-says-in-new-lockdown-advice-11967440

>Comedian Eddie Large dies, agent confirms
bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-52136768

>Coronavirus: Almost half of NHS Scotland staff absences Covid-19 related
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-52133634?

>SALUTE THEM NHS tribute planned for tonight ‘should honour bin men and supermarket workers too’
thesun.co.uk/news/11308916/second-clap-nhs-honour-bin-men-supermarket-workers/

>UK refuses EU request for Belfast office
rte.ie/news/ireland/2020/0401/1127912-eu-belfast/

>Wheelie bin fire at Eastwood
rotherhamadvertiser.co.uk/news/view,wheelie-bin-fire-at-eastwood_35635.htm

>Bin lorry catches fire after hot ashes left in rubbish
msn.com/en-gb/news/world/bin-lorry-catches-fire-after-hot-ashes-left-in-rubbish/ar-BB122gfB

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First for are Mozza
youtube.com/watch?v=CirGJksfyVk

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Just want an Italian gf to tell me it's all gonna be alright.

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nth for not clapping

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FIRST FOR FUCK MOZZA AND MOZZA FANBOI FAGGOTS

reminder: London is still English, absolutely quintessentially English. really.

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outrageous lad

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Chinese virus is gods divine punishment against the wicked.
Chechem

literally looks like an arab

it would appear i've caused some outrage

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Oh well

In a alternate universe some chumps have these as there leader

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probably because they were talking about racism. if they ever do a segment on faggotry i'm sure they'll invite you on

>2012 Olympics
good memories

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>96% CFR
>no new "recoveries" for over a week
>death count to overtake china's bullshit figures in less than 24 hours
we definitely have a uniquely mutated strain.

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how do you get first post everytime, its unearthly

You mean Mediterranean.

hey xx ;)

Would like it desu, just want to have a laugh while it all falls to shit desu.

A weekly clap is just bloody ridiculous.

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>it appears my spamming has been noticed
fuck off you stupid mozza-cock-gobbling nigger

Are you, perchance... outraged?

Is that the Libyan team?

oh he's outraged alright

START ACCELERATING
>set binfires
>graffiti arabic and paki words
>litter
>break windows
>sabotage deanoboxes

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>1 post is spamming
You envy him you spastic

I will fucking do you in

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In for blasting edgy music out the window at 8

The Smiths' music is pseudo-intellectual drivel for people who think they're more intelligent and interesting than they in fact are

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Daily reminder to clap 4 rnhs
daily reminder to run 4 rnhs

DAILY REMINDNER TO DONATE TO THE TAX FUNDED NHS

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Based

Outraged

Based and outraged pilled

We're all on discord, haven't you heard?

> Woman refuses to divulge her details to the police

> Is unlawfully fined £800 for it

> This is a right under Common Law and is protected in America under the First Amendment

> Reaction of the average British person: "Support the police, convict her now!"

I'm starting to think that declaring war in 1775 was a mistake.

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Oh god fucking dammit I meme'd about the clapping becoming a weekly thing I didn't expect it to actually happen.

Hopefully less people do it.

>hey guys just act like a retarded nigger because I can't think of anything better than to act like a fucking retarded NIGGER
wew

twitter.com/FaimaBakar/status/1245640422753333249
Cancer
Pure cancer on our society

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>Minister for the Disabled.
Whut ?

But you're the smartest itt aren't you?

Norf italian girls are better looking but cheat


Christ's sake lads

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play merzbow full volume
youtube.com/watch?v=eiir5g9tHjY

how stupid of you give an example you piss

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i just can't help myself

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>usa
you probably actually are a nigger lmfao

>spamming every fucking thread isn't spamming
I guess you've never tired of the smell of piss and vomit as you gobble nigger dick and listen to shit music, then.
many such cases!

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oh yea.

you're wrong, and Mozza solo is better anyway

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tfw

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Mcr - dead

I had a fling with one from Milan once while she was visting England, she had a boyfriend back home.

>oooooooh
>i'm so sadddd
>so sad and i can't get laiddddd
>oooooooooooooooohhhhhhh
literally every song

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Rewrite that sentence so it makes sense and I MIGHT read it.

they won't boy. It'll be more extreme than last time - all houses monitored for dissenters. Windows smashed in, faecal matter on doorsteps, the lot.

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children should be seen and not heard. especially american children.

>DONATE TO THE TAX FUNDED NHS
Reminds of the fundraiser the US where people donated to build the border wall. How pathetic must you be to want to donate to something you already pay taxes for.

>if you've got nothing to hide you've got nothing to fear
Would like to hang them in Minecraft.

>Hopefully less people do it.
Oy , sort this cunt out.

ffs I'm actually dying laughing reading this
always autistic as fuck about not littering, keeping everything clean, being a good wagie at work but ngl accelerationism makes sense

What was Manhands kicking off about today?

ITT: Suburban middle class white boys bitching about immigrants

you can't even handle my whiteness you lazy retarded nigger
how will you cope now

I was thinking
youtube.com/watch?v=avEJBuIOXSE

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>Half the world in lockdown: 3.9 billion people are currently called on to stay in their homes due to coronavirus
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8181001/3-9-billion-people-currently-called-stay-homes-coronavirus.html
>i-it's just a flu, bro

post a pic then incel, you won't

She cheated on pube and now she's angry

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if it's between moody neighbours with a lot of pent up agression and alcohol, or clapping on my doorstep for the NHS i'm going to be clapping.. And you'd best be too lad

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Keep going mate ignore the other mongs, we have to endure their Eddie crap.

Yes.

you can just do it in other areas and keep yours comfy if it helps

Kill yourself.

fuck off you lazy nigger
this isn't your somalian english class any more

sex and depression is a fairly common theme in music from Bach to Turner and really anything else you care to list as intellectual.

swear i've just seen someone waiting for a bus
based

I live in Tower Hamlets lad its an absolute dump already

Boring working class muh identity cunt crapping on about nothing. Fuck off.

>y-your a nigger!
Imagine being this insecure about your ethnicity lol

was gonna post horst-wessel lied but they've taken all versions off youtube

so why are you here, then, you lazy nigger
gotta get those trannybux sent to your gay shill ass, huh

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Piss off I'll never clap into empty air, What are you, a retard?

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>demands proof of whiteness
only a lazy nigger would do that, what a shock to find its you doing it, wew nigger

there's the bus because they're not very bright around here

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youtube.com/watch?v=FuWHRJTWAsg
t. another non clapping villain

double based

lmfao you can't post one because you're a nigger

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>no u
see?
this is proof you are a lazy ass nigger
im so sick of lazy ass niggers im ready to see you all die off