PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - H-HE'S FAST EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
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@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
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snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/1/20
c-span.org/video/?470864-1/
youtu.be/tZNcnP31Rug
>VP Pence on FBN 4/1/20
youtu.be/3evepLxt5-U
>VP Pence on (((FakeNews))) 4/1/20
youtu.be/1rJH6cai-fs
>VP Pence/AgSec Perdue visit Walmart Distribution Center in Gordonsville VA 4/1/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6146321822001
youtu.be/yWp_2_a-ODM
youtu.be/1jXIbN1bKDw (full)
>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC 4/1/20
youtu.be/RGuGJmc9DS4
>NIAIDDir Fauci on CBSEveningNews 4/1/20
youtu.be/fjdbhO4KNMk
>NORAD&NORTHCOM Comdr AFGen O'Shaughnessy on (((FakeNews))) 4/1/20
dvidshub.net/video/745340/
>FDACommr Hahn on Ingraham 4/1/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6146449926001
>FDACommr Hahn on FoxNews 4/1/20
youtu.be/jk_jrlgvTdo
>KAC on F&F 4/1/20
youtu.be/wsyUdo8DlNs
>KAC outside WH 4/1/20
c-span.org/video/?470870-1/
>SG Adams on GMA 4/1/20
youtu.be/VDue2PImkIQ
>SG Adams on TODAY 4/1/20
youtu.be/uE4fS-GXQcI
>FCCChair Pajit on F&F 4/1/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6146256399001
>CoE&USACE CG LtGen Semonite on F&F 4/1/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6146265732001
>America1stActionChair LindaMac on FBN 4/1/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6146362240001/
>CDC Preparing Nursing Homes for Corona-chan 4/1/20
youtu.be/p1FiVFx5O78

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MAGA

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MAGA

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I found the full version
>i.4cdn.org/gif/1585678151215.webm

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>DONT VOTE
>BUT IF YOU DO VOTE THIRD PARTY
>DOESNT MATTER WHO THO

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I need MILKERS

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I was wondering how it ends

BASED PATRIOTS

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/ptg/ approves of race mixing

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>imagine not voting drumpf and voting turd party instead

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Reminder that even the nevertrumper shills will vote for Trump!

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i thought he was going to blow his own brains out in the short version

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So it looks like the Yas Forums virus has run its course. Did anyone figure out its pattern?

lol do not use those masks

Chicom blood is great for machinery. Use chinese blood instead of oil.

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Elves are the niggers (jews) of the forest. Dispel this heresy at once!

same and disappointed

>j-just don't vote goy

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jail I guess

also
>we need to create a third party like the democrats!

Sessions > Tuberkike

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the absolute STATE of shinks

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>buying chinese masks

After Corona I don't think the "normal" will be normal again.

More people have discovered digital ways to do things. Work, school, shopping, etc

Global society has changed so much and so rapidly that we might see a huge technological sector growth to match the millions of new customers.

Be careful who you call ugly in middle school

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>thomas gone
>jewman gone
>pats died to corona-chan

that guy fucked up. reddit spacing and his fake enthusiasm really gave it away

>JUST DON’T VOTE BLUUUUMPFFFFFF
Boy the shills are a wreck today. Must be feeling the heat from Winnie!

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>Global society has changed so much and so rapidly that we might see a huge technological sector growth to match the millions of new customers.
>tfw job secure

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I want to coom on her long legs

kek

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I would destroy young Melania's pussy there would be nothing left. Barron would have like 30 older brothers and sisters. No joke.

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But arent vampire race supposed to be the jews of the forest?

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If she wasn’t such a faggot, she might prove useful to mankind. I feel the same way about most of Scandinavia.

Sessions is based in general but I understand people who don't trust him anymore. What he did with Trump was was inexcusable.

They become notably less adept when people ask them for what their alternative is.
Chinese people are just taught to regurgitate information, not critically or creative think, so it doesn’t even take much for them to start short circuiting. They don’t know how to handle the simple question of “Why?”.

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Again the media keeps pushing for a national shut down what's the endgame here?

It's like twice as funny with audio too.
>decides to shoot the control panel to get out like it would work like in some James Bond movie
>nigger apparently only had 4 fucking rounds in his shitty revolver?
>breaks the glass on the gated door which sets off the alarm
>what's_the_next_step_of_your_master_plan.png
>"please i'm sorry" when he's clearly sorry he got caught and not that he did his wrongdoing - like a 6 year who got caught stealing a cookie from the cookie jar
>hope waning
>hope gone

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elves are for tender loving

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Fair point, but you still can’t trust an elf. You never know when they’ll cast some gayshit on you and steal your bone marrow.

Yeah he had his chance to put his money where his mouth is and he choked, badly. Take him if there’s no better alternative, but someone who actually follows through on their rhetoric is always preferable.

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They think they can trick Trump into turning into the authoritarian they fear so much, at least enough to paint a picture of him being one.
He's telling them to fuck off with it, instead.

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Does this means he achieved God status?

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>what's the endgame here?
The normalization of communism in America.

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Go fuck yourself, elf

>Found the dwarf

Tell them they're wrong and why, and they'll deflect and move goalposts gleefully.
Ask them for advice, though, and they turn into mush.

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>elves are afoot

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>Now don’t let me catch wind of any more snarky comments directed towards (REAL) teachers, for I might lose my cool with you.
Typed by redditor fingers.

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They never learn.

nips out

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OK this is getting out of hand. A comedian with long term health problems dies of a heart attack in the hospital, he was tested for the WuFlu, headline says he dies due to the Coronavirus

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Hehe, you guys remember the faceberrg breach? I do.
I remember user 5 turned out to be a saudi manlet living in califilthia. Hehe

God damn, Japanese dark elves are blessings.
There’s one artist that specializes in Oni-girls which are also top tier but I can’t remember his name. Obui? Oban?

They were planning on having Biden give media appearances comparable to Trump's briefings, but he botched them so badly they had to go back to the drawing board, and have yet to come up with a good idea besides telling their media allies to stop covering the Trump briefings.

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>dies aged 78 with kung flu
>with
not of

Why is she so perfect, bro?

Note that kikey phrasing, too. He didn't die of coronavirus, he died with coronavirus.
As in he happened to have coronavirus, but it wasn't the cause of death.

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>Angry about white Genocide
>Voting for anyone other than Trump even though he's not the Hitler we deserve.

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I don't watch Chinese cartoons, I just save the ones that make my peepee tingle.

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>based
>from china
pick one

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It is one of the greatest joys to infuriate the slaves of Qing. Now for another posting of the fourth anti-chankoro pasta I put together by mixing stuff up.
>China is a single nation
>which is why mixed-race groups with their own languages exist that are named after ancient Vietnamese tribes and live in the same areas as those ancient tribes


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yue_Chinese
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nanyue
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Min_Chinese
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minyue

>Reminder that Chinese racial theory holds that anyone with male Chinese ancestors through their father is a Chinese person, regardless of whether they're a fucking nigger.

>Chinks are basically reverse-kikes, except Greater Israel isn't a thing yet so most of the crypto jews aren't out and proud.

china has never won a war
china will never win a war
china got butffucked for centuries to the point no legitimate chinese people exist
fu manchu and his boys raped what was left of the mongol rape babies
china cant recreate us tech
china is a propaganda machine
china sacrifices 1000s of workers a day to the god of industry
china rivers run neon colors filled with heavy metals
china cries any time anyone says anything against them
chinese people are weak bugmen with cloth armor that would be gunned down by drones in an instant
chinese people lungs are perforated by lead and other heavy metals
chinese people do not have a soul
chinese people are aberrated rape babies that dont understand basic common sense
china makes shit products
china is THE paper tiger

based

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It is kind of tricky to give credit where credit is due though. If you're suffering from heart problems for years now, then some disease comes in and exacerbates the problems, which then leads to your death, what is really at fault? Without the heart problems, you could survive the disease. Without the disease you could survive the heart problems. What actually killed him?

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The sheer fear mongering is reprehensible, let alone the betrayal of public trust. The media would do well to be replaced with honey badgers.

>all beef patty

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Oh it's already a Xiflu death according to the MSM (well Piers Morgan)

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I don't even think he's chinese, to be honest. just your typical leftist from some raid group somewhere on discord. I've seen how these people argue, they're REALLY good at gaslighting you into believing that your problems are because of the fault of the people you support. at first, they deny your problems, then when the reality of the world forces them to acknowledge it, they twist it around and say "we need X solution because that will finally solve your problem" but X is actually just communism. It's a typical thought pattern of leftists, even with feminists too, btw. Ever notice how feminists keep saying that men's issues are because of other men? A while ago, they never even cared for men's issues, but now all of a sudden, feminists maintain that they've always cared about men and that those pesky men were the ones who didn't care about themselves. Hence, all the recent rhetoric about "toxic masculinity". It's the same thing here. It's pure gaslighting bullshittery.

L-LEWD!

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i immediately thought the same

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>And contracted the virus in the Hospital
Unrelated to his case, but this is why you avoid hospital visits at (almost) all costs, wonder how many people have gotten it from wanting to get tested. Worst thing to do is go to the highest concentrated area of the virus if you don't already have it bad yourself.

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I remember the artists name: Obmas.

NEW

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lol trump is gonna get crushed in this next election because of coronavirus... looks like racist bigoted transphobes won't be calling it "based" for much longer...

have fun with bernie, racists.

btw trans rights

The honey badgers would give us honest reporting let's be honest.

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One time I borrowed a copy of the communist manifesto from my university library because I wanted to at least have read it once. In the copy I borrowed someone had pencilled out the word "communism" and replaced it with "Indian feminism", and it was still completely comprehensible. It's just a generic rant against whatever they want to oppose.

He had a heart bypass in 2003 as well. How many others are chalked up the same? Certainly Italy are just crossing them off the list, Spain? Gotta catch em' all.

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>its just porn and not extremely degenerate beyond that
is shad losing his touch?

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That's a lot of fucking barrels!

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he's hidin with Hunter.

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haha whatever racist.

I want to lick the sweat off her

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>power hungry
>sadistic
>narcissistic
>sociopath
>the answer to all questions is give them unlimited power
Correct

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oy vey! that's a lot of gas

AROUND ELVES
WATCH YOURSELVES

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>251587264
This faggot is obviously a Drumft Supporting regluar here. Ids Ober.

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Should just be sensical for one to avoid the funnel in any scenario. Hospitals and doctors’ offices are the hotspot for getting the flu, thus the same should hold up in this case.

Based and Kongdongpilled.

God I miss the flip phones please bring them back

lel, you nigger remove flag and quit playin i know your're MAGA

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please don't say faggot. at least put a trigger warning pls

thanks

Shad is /wholesome/ sometimes. He knows how to play a joke. That's why he's our greatest living artist. He perfectly captures the essence of the degenerate times in which we live.

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MAGA

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>Eddie Large
>is a fatass
>he had been ill for a while
>Seventy EIGHT focking years old

oh boy that goyronavirus truly is a killer. we have to shut down the entire world economy. stay in doors. don't eat don't drink don't go to the grocers. subsist on air and 24/7 news.

But don't forget, their ideas only work in censored environments like reddit, twitter, google news, etc. I don't understand how these people think they are "fighting" the system when in actuality, the system is on their side.

Lel, this does NOT happen at private hospitals.

Who #hidinwithbiden here?

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I was watching the markets in an instant the tsx jumped up 250 points and oil went up $6. All because you president sent out a tweet. Your country is so lucky.

I like how they call it 'immigration' and not illegal border crossing aliens

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>getting to watch honey badgers report and then see some gorilla channel afterwards
Comfy, desu.

To be fair, the system exploits them too as useful but fundamentally disposable pawns.

yeah, one thing too, you CAN get it worse even if you already have it. Especially a virus like this you don't want to increase your dose if you can avoid it desu

Ooooh.
They should use this as a slide during the next Kung Flu Rally.

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please don't say the n- slur or i'll be forced to issue a report

You got any fresh salt for us today, friend?

Yes a poster child of sorts & yet died of heart failure & was already in hospital. Now of course ppl die in hospital from flu infections, if they died of a heart attack, it's going to be that & not the flu.

And then when this shit takes out a 20 year old, you faggots downplay this shit like the migatards you are.

We've reached an interesting point in the global economy where the markets are so screwy that nothing actually matters.

>our greatest living artists. He perfectly captures the essence of the degenerate times in which we live
*blocks your path*

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It's scary that that nigger had full on heart disease with a history of surgery and Corona was able to say fuck that, Im killing this fat bong myself.

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Whoa.....your pic....it's interesting. I am now on the hunt for "fish mouths".
I had a fuck buddy years ago that turned SJW and she had a fish mouth.

HELL JUST FROZE OVER

Gavin Newsome Tells Jake Tapper The Truth About Trump: ‘Let me just be candid with you. I’d be lying to you to say that he hasn’t been responsive to our needs, he has’

twitter.com/donaldjtrumpjr/status/1245461264240906240?s=21

JIGABOO

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>no fathers
>no brothers
>never actually experienced a random act of cruelty
>drugs
>it's popular

They’re ugly fucks. This isn’t surprising. If you look back at history, ugly fucks have always been ridiculed and never taken seriously unless you were royalty and even then some of these land whales walk around with the some aristocratic attitude. Fucking fat fucks and ugly people needn’t be taken seriously anymore and this virus just put them all back in their retard corner where they belong.

The colored hair is a harbinger for all. Stay the fuck away.

pregnancy photos are disgusting 99% of the time, this is no exception

SAY ORANGE MAN BAD RIGHT NOW. FOLLOW THE NARRATIVE

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Pretty surprised at how low key Gruesom has been during this thing.

30-Mar: Trial ends in failure for hydroxychloroquine and azithromycin
archive.is/XLqvS

25-Mar: First randomized trial ends in failure for hydroxychloroquine
archive.is/t0VOq

reminder that chloroquine is nothing more than snake oil

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combined with TRUMPBUX it's ubi and communism

The new war on drugs will keep the oil fields afloat until the market returns. Hopefully we get some good footage of it too.

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>Giovanni Gasparro
I really, really like this image. I'll have to check him out.

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>Virus Ends
>China suffers the worse fate since the USSR
>China at a last response, attacks Russia and the USA since Chink logic

>Mfw Chinks will loose either way

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Yeah, its "on their side" to a point. After that, the boot heel comes crushing down. I just wonder if the typical millennial communist really knows what elites have in plan for their new world order and if they think that it would unironically be a better place? Because, otherwise it is self-suicide. Everybody can see the writing on the wall except them. It's a damn shame, their socialist anti-capitalist ideas have taken root in all major social media platforms. Censorship is a major problem right now. Conservative types are really not putting their voices out there in my opinion. They are letting the left dictate the problems of the day, and people are being shaped by it.

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I think Newsom will make a great General in the coming RWDS. He's certainly showing his nazi colors here and will be further right than hitler himself before we know it. Truly great

Trudeau would just let other countries fuck his wife

You're just jealous since gays can't get pregnant.

Yep...that's gonna be a COOM from me.

How about you don't peddle Chinese studies?

>251588351
I am not reading your gay pastebin.

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I will. just haven't lurked yet. just came online, was sleeping all day.

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IT'S A NIGGER, NIGGER, NIGGER, NIGGER, NIGGER, NIGGER, NIGGER, NIGGER, NIGGER, NIGGER, NIGGER, NIGGER, NIGGER

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I didn't think a 737 could fly to China?

OH MY FUCKING GOD
YOU'RE USING A HOAX TO DO SOMETHING OTHER THAN TRY TO KILL ME
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

Shut the fuck up nigger, kys fag

I thought it was millennial types who maintained that the virus only affected boomers? They were laughing at boomers, calling the virus "boomer remover" and now they're mad that the virus is taking out young people too?

Very catholic artist. One of the best artists of the modern day, if not the best.
He's been really fucking mad at the kikes lately.

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>251588351
tell that to the governors reversing their ban on it