Does anyone here actually know someone with the virus?

someone in my guild has/had it. said it was no big deal

lol

Hope he and she are ok.

what did xe mean by this?

Yeah, your mom

Imagine the smell

This probably applies somehow

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Yup. Hits close to home when your cousin dies. And theres still retards that believe thisis a hoax

htt ps://m.kikebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=3286082131419140&id=473970865963628

Yeah, mom's best friend, her husband, her daughter, and her daughter's boyfriend.

In fact, black coffee is probably good for you when consumed in moderation. It not only boosts metabolism, but also improves liver function. In fact, many liver transplant specialists advise their patients to drink coffee.

Had the symptoms, so probably - although no testing done on the proles.

My friends, friend, wife, cousin has it.

Guy at our company's warehouse got it about a week ago, no one else caught it from him so far. He has asthma but he's still doing ok apparently

Bobs and vegan amirite?

Guy I play D&D with online. He got it from someone at PAX East.

Moje sides
Reading Yas Forums in the middle of a teleconference isn't exactly smart

it's about the coffee posters always using thot's in their OPs

My wifes boyfriend and their son have it.

Are all pedovores infected, or do they still be among us?

India, how do you even have an IP
Kill yourself, nobody wants you here

>locking knees
Accident waiting to happen

Yes. Several. Know them personally or directly from colleagues or family. Most are 70+, one died. Possible second now. Youngest my sister in law, 31.

I heard that symptoms can be mild, and not even respiratory, but gastro intestinal. In that case I may have it but its not too bad and I'm going to pretend like I don't have it.

WHEREVER I GO I MUST COOM

AleKatz is a bottomboi

I was coughing like crazy and I had a massive headache last week. I think I got it, but I'm better now

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love it
second behind coffee

My friend's gf's sister has it apparently. he was around her when she was sick and hasn't got sick yet. he had a really bad flu a few weeks ago and thinks that was probably corona

A former client of mine has it. He sent an email about it yesterday to some of us. He's elderly, had a lot of health issues when I worked with him so I fear for him.

My best friend probably had it, but didnt get tested. His symptoms lined up exactly like the described Covid 19 symptoms - high fever, dry cough, body aches and exhaustion. He got the symptoms about 4 days after he got back from a regional meeting for his work.

Was it a grenade attack?

Built for enhancement of gluteus

rude

It's just a joke

Friend from high school lost his father to it.

Built for yoga

>Kill yourself, nobody wants you here
You don't speak for the rest of us

coffee posters?

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2748160
>Caffeine reduced cerebral blood flow by an average of 27% across both caffeine states.
But I suppose the effect is hardly noticeable in a braindead mutt.

I know 2 who have had it and made a full recovery and one who tested positive 2 days ago.

I know 2 people who have it suspected and one who's died. Why? You were going to tell me it's not real again cunt?

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No women wants you either, that's why you're here

No one I know has it.

They are building a morgue in my rural town.

At least 4x number of dead than being reported.

Hospitals are busy but it’s not Wuhan.

I think as long as they keep shit locked down this virus will be a nothing burger.

Once the faggots open things back up we are fucked.

Going to be a slow grind to collapse, it’s going to be a 2008 crash later in the year when the 2nd wave hits.

I hope you're just baiting.

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Friend of a friend died from it. My friend was a nothingburger, now in tears.

Adding to this, A lad I went to school with died of it a few days ago.

Pic related. This is the first day I awoke with no fever... I can actually breathe today.

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I don't, so if I know you, you're clear.

yep. 6 million at my work too.
it's all legit.
we definitely need to implement socialism.

Sheeeit. How long did the labored breathing last?

Henderson?

>How long did the labored breathing last?
The rest of your life, or you recover.

After having a relative die from this shit I really have to try my hardest to refrain from beating the fuck out of nothingburgers.

what the fuck is wrong with women

Same

>people

You spelled "cucks" wrong

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And still no Corona Selfies.

What is the explanation?

Big Black Coffee

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I thought i had it yesterday. I had shortness of breath, muscles were aching, throat hurt and coughed a lot.

Then it hit me that i had just worked out and done a bong rip... Doh. Close call

Absolute retardation with a bit of attention seeking. You are obviously meant to stand the other way round.

You got a problem, homo?

So your uncle?

>Husband of my aunt

I love how Dysgenic Hononculi have to word things weirdly like that to account for the massive incest.

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>what the fuck is wrong with women

Women and gay men are obsessed with women's bottoms.

Ok, freetard.

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>Imagine the smell

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WHY IS SHE LOCKING HER KNEES AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Bullshit. Terrorists doesn't work.

Yea, one of my parent's friends. They haven't got tested, but the person she literally went on walks with every day did.
60 years old and said it's pretty mild.

Wife's brother has it. Isolating at home, doing well so far.

I'm fairly sure me and my father had it for at least the past week, I've been having symptoms on and off for 2 weeks, slight shortness of breath, light fever one day, regular caughing.
One thing I'm wondering though, does corona also have diarrhea as a side effect? I've had it pretty bad one day, and now once again, if it does it should my case positive for me.

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