/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2849

UK is almost at 3000 dead (+569)

F to that Indian slum that just got infected

No, but it’s worth a shot.

bodies in ecuador all over guayaquil

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>6.65
off by one

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I want this shit to either end, or become chaos like the movie Contagion. This shit is fucking boring right now.

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War with China when?

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We tested only 7.7k people yesterday
4.2k of them positive

Contemplate the fragrance

Yes

Philippines will fare better than the rest. The retards are already getting scared of it since cases are popping left and right after testing has been enhanced.

I, for one, Welcome our new Chinese Overlords.

anyone has the ''for the herd'' edit with boris as gandalf?

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>Muh Herd immunity

Fucking retards you are.

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is that 6 million this week, on top of 3 million last week, or just another 3 million

>over half were positive

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ECUADOR BURNING BODIES ON THE STREET
>ECUADOR BURNING BODIES ON THE STREET

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ECUADOR BURNING BODIES ON THE STREET
>ECUADOR BURNING BODIES ON THE STREET

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ECUADOR BURNING BODIES ON THE STREET
>ECUADOR BURNING BODIES ON THE STREET

Rabbi telling the Jews not to worry because the coronavirus is “only for the goyim.”

youtube.com/watch?v=ksB99EzEKVo&feature=emb_title

You're all going to die goyim

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>includes Belgium
>Not Iran

H U G E

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1 roll of TP for a night with your wife

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Scotland
01/04: 16 deaths
02/04: 50 deaths
Slowing right down is it nothingburgers?

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The last few computing forever videos proved without a doubt that this is a nothing burger.
Take the empty buns pill before you embarrass yourself any longer.

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Ecuador and Belgium have too little population for impressive numbers compared all those other countries.

boring is good. boring makes normies mad

These captchas make me want to kill a man

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I think its on top of it because it says 6.6 million new unemployment claims. Not sure though

Wait, so if I get permanent lung damage, would I be able to collect disability for the rest of my life and NEET it up?

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What did they mean by that?

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Just wait until the hoard of desperate women after this that need a male in their life, cant find one, and previously only thought of males as living child support checks.

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>implying it doesn't already have a higher fatality rate among jews and muslims

They are starting to cut hours in my hospital. Tons of nurses are being flexed. Everyone is. Theres no money coming in to the company for the lack of selective surgeries.

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>F to that Indian slum that just got infected

We want Pajeet tyo get hard with this. Thousands of Poo's flowing because they died from CoronaChan.

Dead Pajeets from the Chinese Virus means China gets nuked for inflicting this on the world.

Do the right thing India...We're counting on you.

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>55%
I would unironically swim to france if I were in your shoes.

i would love to honor my family by killing chinks again.

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ask the 911 first responders

They probably have fewer deaths than you have, but they just get overwhelmed way quicker.

What happened to all the green posters?

Fake and gay
You need to be Yas Forums and sell on the dip and buy at the peak

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Never. There's too much money going in and out of China. Too many factories, too many businesses and so on. They'll suffer no consequences for their actions save for maybe some bullshit sanctions that'll be nothing more than a slap on the wrist. If this eventually ends, the world will forget about it and China will return to working on their bioweapons.

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who has smaller dicks?indians or chinese?

Based

F For Ecuador

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Is this from a niconico vid or something? Because if so, I want to see it.

dead

Apparently Indians have the worlds tiniest dicks.

I see you got it done.

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Ecuador rekt

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Do you know what a dark horse is retard?

Based Plague inc DLC

My favorite tentacle porn

will it stop in april or may ?

I would expect a serious backlash against China from the world. More internal manufacturing, not using China. There will be a war. Who starts it is unclear, but, there will be a war. And it will be the world vs China.

Belgium went into lockdown when UK was busy herding it up i don’t think we're top 5 material there’s only 12 million of us anyway same goes for sweden even smaller pop

because you are that daft

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Heads up canada is gonna smash per capitalist records. We have the dumbest spoiled urban population like im surprised Toronto and van gavent chimped out yet. Montreal will weather it best because if French nationalism. Mark my words English canada us going to go full fallout 3

based and warcrimepilled. just go hokushin-ron next time and leave us the fuck alone

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MY IDOLS MY FUCKING JAPANESE IDOLS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Stay Strong. Things Will Get Better!

6:28 AM · Apr 1, 2020

twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/1245327068746985472

It won't

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i don't, what is it?

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Is herd not working? What's this mean bong I'm confused?

why do women wear this shit in public, they deserve rape

Not a single person recovered in 14 days
NHS is certain death!

somebody better post that giantess tulpa /x/ screencap

The americans are stealing our masks.
You dumb motherfuckers will get rekt more than China because of your jewish ways.

>Those guys running with the corpse and suddenly leaving it in front of the person recording the scene
lol

Nurse here in PGH PA. Our peak is predicted to hit on Easter Sunday weekend. Until now its been the calm before the storm, all fiddling our thumbs.
Do you want to guess what we are doing with our unneeded nurses? Screening visitors, auditing charts, following IVT around, and now, giving unnecessary baths. What we SHOULD be doing is training all nurses in ICU and ventilator care so we can be their back up. But, no...

January 2021

forget it

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Two weeks ago they said our peak will be one week ago, then they said it would be this week and now they say it will be around the 15th of april.

I'm tired of their lies

damn i missed how the infection game ended how was it bros? who died? who got the cure?

So why the fuck are rightwingers on the “Muh Nuthin Burger TM, brought to you by the CCP” train now?
Is it because the Demonrats are seizing on it to try and hang Trump yet again?

>situation is nice and stable for a while in Japan
>Olympics get postponed
>boatloads of new cases magically appear overnight
Hmm, really puts your noggin' on a joggin', doesn't it?

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Digits confirm Mike Pence gets the coronavirus.

After 2020 there's clearly a bigger financial damage in doing business with China than just plain glassing it.

Unexpected contender, right?
Since he includes Belgium, which has been reporting more than Iran for a while now, and since Iran is also not top 5, I assumed that we are now talking about those not in the top 5 who could experience a sudden surge. Why would Iran not be able to have a sudden surge, thus turning out to be a 'dark horse'?

be happy they stole those faulty masks you don’t want chinese shit anyway

Sorry user.. It didn't have to end this way.

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womp womp

Man in light blue shirt is spraying nerve gas on the other man

we should pay more than them

panic starts now

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it flipped around again i think

Yes but it's gonna spread like wildfire. And if they manage to do a good job they'll be flooded by neighbours who did worst. The border is basically an imaginary line in the jungle.
A complete cluster fuck.

You missed but it'll still happen fren

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I ken a couple folk who have had it. I feel bad for being smug because I preped food in February.

>tfw Mirua gets it

>The americans are stealing our masks.
>You dumb motherfuckers will get rekt more than China because of your jewish ways.

Fuck off Koonta Jean Claude. Go surrender again. And this time we will not bail you out.

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Check mine for the death of bernie