Alien abductions are real

I work for a certain intelligence agency from a certain country, and I got to see some pretty interesting documents. Some of the interesting things I read was:
1. Flying Saucers, abductions and "grey" aliens are real
2. Aliens appear to be scientists, and they do not want to communicate with any government or military
3. They do not want to be seen, and when we detect or chase them, they go away
And perhaps the most interesting info:
4. In the past, after several attempts, intelligence agents successfully "baited" aliens to abduct themselves so they could observe/study the phenomenon. They managed to get a great deal of important data (which I didn't have access to).
5. Some of those agents never returned from the abduction

The conclusion of the document says that the phenomenon is real, and the political impact of a disclosure would be too strong, where some countries could adopt an aggressive posture against alien craft, which could make aliens avoid us.

The funny thing is, this document that I've read is pretty old, and it's not even part of the most secret ones, and I'm pretty sure at least a few thousand people around the world have access to it.

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>I work for a certain intelligence agency
No you don't

What happens at skinwalker ranch in Utah?

if only u knew how ayylmao things really are

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My man. This is pol. Post feet for proof.

But a LARPer was here a few days ago and said aliens are not real. So which is it?

Literally information everyone knows without reading “secret” documents

OP is correct. But this is very very light information.

Derrel Simms actually planted hypnotic suggestions into an abductee so when they were abducted they woke up and broke free from their paralysis and told the aliens something that completely startled them.

This led to the biggest mass abduction in history. This was the event that he was talking about where the agents didnt return.

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Can you post proof. Give us something so we know you are not another crazy guy. Does not have to be big..

Post tits

ive been getting abducted since i was at least 5-7 years old, even my birth is suspicious. what do they want from me?

I am bored. What did they tell the aliens, larpina?

>and told the aliens something that completely startled them.
What was it?

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"we like being anal probed"
>aliens high tail it to saturn

>fuck off space niggers

You're still infected

Did you ever get the feeling you were played?
That they gave you disinformation as an exercise of observation by other groups?
That in reality, it's all very humdrum and they are supplying the stories they think people need to hear?

"In November of 1992, subject DS92007PH was abducted. The subject maintained conscious memory for a fair amount of time into the abduction before the aliens were able to "zap" the subject (place the subject in a mental state where they no longer have conscious memories of the event). At the beginning of the abduction, the subject was able to communicate with the aliens, although they did not appear to be terribly inclined to communicate or reveal much information. As the aliens were completing their preparations for their examination, the subject felt herself losing mental control. The aliens began to reinforce their efforts to "zap" her. In one last effort to maintain consciousness and communication as long as possible she blurted out "We know what your doing... we know about..." (subject still under investigation). This statement seemed to evoke a reaction on the part of the aliens and appears to have predicated the events that follow."

A question to Yas Forums:

We, mankind, are undoubtably the niggers of the galaxy.
Why would the aliens give a single shit about us or give us any form of GIBS?

anyone have the full pic of this?
and is it LARP or no..?

They are just gonna torture you all role with it fag.

Interesting post OP, my theory regarding the so-called classified documents detailed spooky alien activity are largely a Psy-op against the more whistleblowey elements of an intelligence apparatus instead of actually being fully genuine. It makes no sense that entry-level security clearance schlubs, like Bill Cooper back in the 70s, mysteriously get access to remarkable history-changing documents. I think it's a long process of laying the groundwork of deluded true believers who "saw it themselves" which would be organically activated in the event of some bluebeam or related fuckery to help convince everyone else the ayys are here and real even if completely faked by gov'ts or globalists.

Why not? We give free shit to niggers all the time.

please abduct me

i fucking hate earth

get me out of here

It's all true anons.

Except for the not communicating with govs. Nuclear nonproliferation and climate change control are ayy policies. Every President on the Kimmel show told the truth.

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>memeflag
A lot of those abductions are military abductions (MILABs) by the government and jews doing their wigger voodoo crap.

who said they want to help? they are taking samples of DNA and studying us as an experiment at best. at worse they are torturing people for fun. maybe even controlling people like a video game

Take meds schizo.

its real
b sacre
ayy lmoa

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A few "lucky" ones. Abductees maybe, those who come back are those who get expelled.

But en masse? Nah. If the aliens are "red pilled" in the Yas Forums sense they'd rather leave us be.

There have been aliens that look human among us for thousands and thousands of years. They are behind all the scenes and in key positions.

We've never had full control over our own planet. To be honest.. it really isn't even our planet. We are supposed to take care of the planet (caretakers or stewarts) but it isn't ours.

you tell me....

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they are trying to understand/study emotion, empathy and joy.something that eludes them and makes (you) special in the universe

> 2019
> high res cameras available everywhere
> look at my pixelated blurry shit, its ailiums

go take a pic of a plane with your phone and post it. you have a "high res" camera right?

Dude this is true. I work for a major airline and I saw a flying saucer directly outside my cockpit today. Damn aliens just flipped me off and went on their way.

Unlike the author of this article, I actually do work for a joint British/Russian information agency (we don't refer to "intelligence" these days, too "Cold War" for the modern age).
You will not have heard of us.

We have never even had a first contact situation let alone a detailed history of so called alien abduction. But what I can you is that the OP is a faggot.

Hehehehe the Colares incident of '77, that was us you dumb monkeys, did you guys ever figure out it was radiation poisoning?

Well show us the document, William Shatner!

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Yeah but you're a faggot too

Not saying that ayys certainly aren't real or haven't made contact, I don't know, but all the strangely low level classified crap that random clerks and secretaries have had plopped on their desks over the decades seems like an internal psy-op to generate a superficially credible cohort of ayy-truthers which will be convincing to the plurality of people. It's like a government being able to organically grow their own quite convincing astroturf to be deployed if or when it's time.

I'd love to call an ay lmao a space nigger to his face.

>"Learn English or go back to your fucking planet, space nigger."

Did he tell the aliens in english? Because i hear aliens are good at the english.

They already did it once. So nice, they'll do it twice.

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I always thought aliens were the dumbest fucking thing ever, though I think I probably still thought bigfoot is dumber (I still think bigfoot is retarded)

I did end up seeing a UFO one day though. Somehow I actually had the sense to pull out my phone and film it too. It's easily the weirdest thing I have ever seen, it was basically just a stobing/morphing light floating silently through the sky. Flew off into the desert and it was gone. Pretty bizarre. I don't have any idea of it was ayys, something divine or secret gubmint technology, but I 100% believe there is stuff flying around that peasants and layman like us just cannot explain.

>4. In the past, after several attempts, intelligence agents successfully "baited" aliens to abduct themselves so they could observe/study the phenomenon. They managed to get a great deal of important data (which I didn't have access to).
5. Some of those agents never returned from the abduction

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Me too bro

Is this your vagina?

That's actually not a bad theory. Most of what OP claims has been echoed here by other """"""intelligence"""""""

*chuckles*

But you're the Biggest faggot.

Why would your agency care if other countries scare the space niggers away?

>I always thought aliens were the dumbest fucking thing ever
shows how smart you are, genius

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No, fuck you faggot.

Project Prometheus

> 6 billion people in the world
> its totally ok that nobody has managed to take a good high res picture of an ailium

aabebe ububub gogogo!

amamahjehejeje! mulakaka shokokeke mawuelele!

I don't recall claiming I was smart at any point in that post

Post more, OP. I'm intrigued.

thats your argument? you do realize that if they have super advanced tech then they could easily hide from us right? you arent too bright paco

>2020
>I am forgotten

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This isn't the original video, but you can view the clip these pictures are from in it.
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And growing bigger at a tremendous rate! Good heavens, the figures are off the charts!!

>Project Prometheus
? You are probably thinking of something else, but that would be a civilian NASA project for reigniting the use of nuclear power for space exploration. It had some interesting element of conspiracy to it, NASA bought some old Topaz from the Russian to analyse their design, then congress blocked the transfer of technologies (which I will emphasize was Russia>USA), so the CIA came out of the woodwork with "Ayyyy lmao we dismantled one years ago, here are the blueprints"

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OP's picture...
mine related

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You are prancing like a faggot.

>I work for
Stopped reading there.

sooooo post the document then. otherwise nobody cares.

That's X-43...

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Ask Jesus into your heart. These things are demons. I promise it will stop. If you cry out for Jesus to help you these things will be terrified. Got to get saved ti have full effect allaboutgod.com/how-to-be-saved.htm

Interesting. Are any ayys cute?

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i need this. thank you friend. i mean it

I once broke sleep paralysis with a trick I read on /x/ awhile ago when I was searchign archives for paralysis threads since I have had them since I was a child. But this time I broke it and I saw something I still can't exactly explain. They seem to hate the name Jesus Christ and if you yell it loud enough mentally you will snap out of it. I opened my eyes first and what I saw was basically a black background and 4-5 shadows standing over me, then it cleared up slowly into a image and I saw its face anons and it smirked at me. Sorta a typical grey not to slender more of a bulby almost ant like head and as soon as I saw it in full detail it smirked then I woke up. I haven't had paralysis since but I have had some other strange dreams sorta related. protip sleeping on your side seems to help Idk why but it does. It would always happen when I slept flat on my back.

I learnt this from you.

Ram Ranch? It rocks!

People with aphantasia cannot be abducted.