/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2848

Viruses arent real

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Dark horse countries for a final top 5
>India
>Pakistan
>Philippines
>Ecuador
>Nigeria
>Brazil
>Turkey
>Mexico
>Indonesia
>Canada
>Russia
>Sweden
>Belgium

I've created Worst Girl.

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Fuck the illuminati, pay me to be silent or i will keep exposing the truth

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suck nigger dick

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We’re gonna hit 1,000,000 cases/50,000 deaths today, can’t wait

because there's a pandemic outside.

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>it has only begun

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Seeing all the religious fucktards making things worse because "God told me to" reminded me of this exchange in Game of Thrones:

youtube.com/watch?v=e7k6LwmiKME

>IF HE COMMANDS YOU TO BURN CHILDREN, YOUR LORD IS EVIL.

Same here. If your god is commanding you to do shit which will allow this virus to spread and kill people, then your god is evil.

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suck nigger dick

Wrong death

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Why Nigeria? There are other countries in Africa with many more cases than them.

>THREADLY REMINDER IT CAUSES BRAIN DAMAGE
THREADLY REMINDER IT CAUSES BRAIN DAMAGE
>THREADLY REMINDER IT CAUSES BRAIN DAMAGE

pubs.rsna.org/doi/10.1148/radiol.2020201187
>COVID-19–associated Acute Hemorrhagic Necrotizing Encephalopathy
> As the number of patients with COVID-19 increases worldwide, clinicians and radiologists should be watching for this presentation among patients presenting with COVID-19 and altered mental status.

It is not known how many people have this since brain CT or MRI scans aren't being performed. Symptoms are sudden seizures, hallucinations, abnormal muscle tone, sudden mental changes

It destroys the blood-brain barrier and caues neurological damage

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ok jannie
now go suck on some beh beh cee

tell that to the sick and dying, you monster!!

Fuck the illuminati , pay me to be silent and stop exposing the truth

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Would help if you posted something true instead of lies. You stupid lying schizo.

freshly baked bread

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JUST

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that happens when you like test for corona and you know, comes back as positive?

>Game of Thrones
Cringe. Go shitpost about your kikeshit on reddit normalfag

So its seasonal in the US?

COVID-19... more like NODIP

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Sup CIA . Fuck you pay me

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Go suck a nigger's dick

Pay me illuminati

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wtf, some weeks ago I saw the news and then I hated masks, but now I watched the news again and now I love masks!

Though I have to be careful.
If I put on a mask I could forget about social distancing or even forget to wash my hands.
I don't want that to happen.
What should I do?

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Most pop in Africa
No money for testing so unaware for the longest

AIN'T NOTHIN GONNA BREAK MY STRIDE

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6.6 MILLON UNEMPLOYMENT CLAIMS IN THE US
>6.6 MILLON UNEMPLOYMENT CLAIMS IN THE US
6.6 MILLON UNEMPLOYMENT CLAIMS IN THE US
>6.6 MILLON UNEMPLOYMENT CLAIMS IN THE US
6.6 MILLON UNEMPLOYMENT CLAIMS IN THE US

IT DOUBLED SINCE LAST TIME

dol.gov/ui/data.pdf
dol.gov/ui/data.pdf

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SIX MILLION

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Fuck the CIA

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Please overthrow trump militarychan

I've been stuck inside for 2 weeks under this state wide lock down. I've fucking had it, I'm going outside. fuck the governor

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TOMORROW THE US GETS FULL UNEMPLOYMENT NUMBERS FOR MARCH. ITS OVER

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The fatality rate of COVID-19 from various sources tends to be calculated as total deaths divided by total (current) cases. Isn't this an inaccurate way to calculate it? Since people who die don't drop dead instantly upon contracting the virus, and new cases grow exponentially by the day, shouldn't the average time it takes a person to die from it be taken into account? Say it takes 10 days from diagnosis to death on average (I don't know what the average time is, i just pulled that number out of my ass for this example), shouldn't you instead calculate the death rate as total deaths divided by the total cases 10 days ago? Is the fatality rate actually going to be much higher in the end, or am I wrong?

the amount of fucking cope, holy shit.

Awesome. Fuck America

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Then why are Americans getting sick from it?

More like 2 months left then the chimpouts start

Is that Greece levels of bad?

America is collapsing!!

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Wake me up when it's six gorillion

Its salt to me now

I just read that and had to tell you that it's absolutely pants-on-head fucking atrociously retarded. Even if it's bait, you're a retard and a nigger for having posted it.

Worse. Literally worse than great depression levels of bad

Yet Swedes aren't....

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Pay me for my silence

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Cry moar faggot. I need salt with my hashbrowns

the absolute state of normalfags

need more suplex

It would translate to an unemployment rate of around 10%

Fuck you illuminati , pay me

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Good job user!

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Enjoy airborne AIDS. Not all of us were meant to help rebuild the new world order.

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>HIGHEST UNEMPLOYMENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE US TOMORROW
HIGHEST UNEMPLOYMENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE US TOMORROW
>HIGHEST UNEMPLOYMENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE US TOMORROW
HIGHEST UNEMPLOYMENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE US TOMORROW

OVER 30%

Stock footage. recording inside hospitals is forbidden. Suck a cock

yes

though it's not like any country actually still has accurate infection numbers.
You will have a ton of people sick at home, that will never get registered as Corona infected would be my guess + different countries testing a different amount of the population will make it hard or impossible to actually compare countries by their currently reported number alone.

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Shabbat shalom goyim

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uh oh... NORMIE DETECTED

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if it isnt real then go lick doorknobs

Cute

Pay me or else i will keep exposing the truth

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a lot of fat american niggers dying

The coronavirus has been a far deadlier threat in New Orleans than the rest of the United States, with a per-capita death rate much higher than in New York City. Doctors, public health officials and available data say the Big Easy's high levels of obesity and related ailments may be part of the problem.

>death was due to symptoms
>they changed it to the cause of those symptoms
woah

Just go postal and shoot up a hospital in the name of our queen

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Noice

It’s not going to be over 30% tomorrow. It will be around 10%

It says 32% in the headline though user

>this just in, more than 99% of people have some kind of health problem in general

>1 case in town
If I got out do I get it? I wanna go out for a walk and buy some food.

Just ask him to cry moar. You are a little bitch if you can't sit inside your house

>uh oh...
someone has to go back to l3ddit

>could
>may hit

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Brazil begins it's assault on the corona cup. The US seem too strong but there could be a silver medal for you

imagine unironically posting game ofnl thrones as a reference to a sound and logical system of morality, lmfao

So Trump's "game changer" was a dud. I had a feeling that French scientist was a nut, he reminded me of the crazy scientist guy from Independence Day.

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Kek

It beat the highest proposed estimated just today. The highest was 6 million, and it was 6.6 million

That’s a prediction of how high it could get over a number of months. It’s not going to jump from 3% to 32% right away. The jobless claims indicate that unemployment is currently at around 10%,

>5 buzzwords

Hey retard, more than 75 million americans have comorbodities. Thats nearly one quarter of your whole population

Some local businesses that are closed are being filled with beds to accommodate the infected. Each country needs volunteers to guide the homeless to some of these beds because the only costly thing is this disease and eradicating it requires greater cooperation among all.
Peace be among us.

youtube.com/watch?v=pNo1nS_JV5k

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Bullshit, it's around 50% in America, probably lower

I don't feel so good

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>light dry cough
>37.7C oral
>neck muscles hurt

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usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/04/01/coronavirus-kills-1-000-single-day-u-s-double-flu/5100905002/

where you at nothing burgers?

Yes it will user. Don't take the whole population of the US, not all of the US population is at working age or in the workforce. Tomorrow March unemployment levels are released, the article was talking about that. Estimates are close to reality

It was truly a great upset to see the US coming from behind with a vengence. Meanwhile singapore continues to struggle catching up after a promising start.

Wear masks n gloves. Take a spray bottle with bleach solution and a rag. Spray and wipe down everything you touch. It's not 100% but if everybody did this it would stop very quickly. I now realise the world is just a big middle school

Go sit in line for swabbing just to learn you don't have it.

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Ok ok we'll pay
Just stop posting this stuff
How much do you want and how do we get it to you
JUST STOP POSTING OUR SECRETS

He's right thought. Why would you uses game of thrones as a moral point?

Goodbye, Sven.

why not 100%?

imagine going full gaping wojak over some garbage made by a couple of jews? fuck off shabbos goy you don't belong here

dol.gov/ui/data.pdf 6 gorillion unemployed

And get it in there because it's fucking contaminated as fuck

>retards still spam this thread with retard comments
You're all niggers.

based

PLEASE STOP
I SAID WE'LL PAY

If you look at the most common comorbidities for coronavrius deaths, heart disease and diabetes(both obesity related) are strong 1 and 2.

RIP America

He's such an idiot. The most prevalent comorbidity are high blood pressure. 1/3 of the US adult population has high blood pressure. More than 50% will have at least 1 comorbidity.

Are the OP numbers correct? Given how they remained super low yesterday I assume for April Fools' sake.

How will Bill cope with this

I want the Dow Jones down to 10000 this instant. Sick of this bullshit clown market

I love how this corona virus cope is a nearly universal american feature. If you guys had a democrat in office you could bet that the reaction would be 180° different.

youtube.com/watch?v=Hhc_Xgz0-rc

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It's not exactly a dud. I'll explain.

Hydroxychloroquine works to reduce the severity of symptoms BUT only for patients who are only mildly ill. It will not help severely ill patients. It will not prevent severe symptoms from developing. It does not reduce infectivity. It does not allow the illness to cure quicker.

Basically, all it does is make you feel less shitty if you weren't going to get super sick and die (or nearly). Meaning, yes, it works, in a completely fucking pointless way. Like, you have to admire that level of worthlessness. If I had tried to imagine something that was as worthless as possible while still being effective, I would have had a hard time coming up with something like this.

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god the almighty lets children be raped by niggers because of "muh free will"
Everybody who isn't braindead knows if there is a good, he is evil, no need for a TV reference to figure this one out.

Thanks for the tip ameribro. I won't touch anything except for, probably the soda I'm buying.

Prepare for a world of pain

>t. moderately severe case still recovering 3 weeks later

> likely millions of hidden cases
> randomized trials only show 50% are asymptomatic
> mass testing shows that most people definitely are not nor ever have been infected

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That was no upset. The notoriously slow starters were always the favourites for the title.

gay retarded voidbrain references a degenerate show full of gay sex as his moral framework

you are an embarrassment

Do you have a loss of smell and taste? Those are actually the first symptoms. We actually got directives at the hospital about it too.

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WHERE ARE THE GODDAMN MILKERS

Leafs law in effect, someone coof on this nigga

Quick facts on Corona:
>Does it cause your brain to bleed and die?
Yes.
>Does it kill your heart?
Yes.
>Does it kill your balls?
Yes.
>Does it kill your kidneys?
Yes.
>Does it kill yor blood?
Yes
>Does it kill your blood-brain barrier?
Yes.
>Does it kill your lungs?
Yes
>Does it kill your spleen?
Yes.
>Does it kill your lymph nodes?
Yes.
>Does it kill your brain stem?
Yes.
>Does it kill your breathing center?
Yes.

>I have high blood pressure (not obese though)

I'm well acclimated to the NEET life so I won't have anything to worry about unless my dipshit parents bring it home to me

RIP BRAAAAPERS

soon
you gonna need to work those potato fields then

>uncaring = evil
what a bitch, you are given eternal life and the ability to forget, and you're forever buttmad that you got raped?

>dead Americans
Based!

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the american system is broken.

I've been working with a generous donor to get a million PPEs (masks) to the myriad healthcare workers in NYC who constantly tell us they're facing shortages.

Yet, hurdle after hurdle of dysfunction is severely inhibiting us from getting donated masks to those in need.

Here's a catalog of all the ways various forces conspire against this effort at EVERY level:

twitter.com/MsMelChen/status/1245501506205421570

Really makes you think?

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Yes but only in 0.0001% of all cases.

Sure but can it whistle

>Louis Pasteur was a fraud
Go drink some raw milk straight from the udder and see what happens to your stomach, you fukken queer,

>>retards still spam this thread with retard comments
>You're all niggers.
>
>

Big power cut off in east Germany!!!!

störungsauskunft.de/map/

Topic change, we need a flash zombie game, but instead of zombies it's coofers insisting you're paranoid and trying to pull your mask off and you're trying to ward them off with your hand sanitizer.

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You mean 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001%

Literally the cold is less deadly. Back to work wagie

The cars are probably photoshopped in going by the fake shit I've seen on the US news lately.

It makes me happy that some people still remember best game.

Might be the normal flu anons, my 80 year old boomer dad with 5 underlying conditions has had it since Sunday and isn't dead and instead getting better, I think he'd be dead and buried by now if it were corona. He even had his oxygen measured and it was 100. Will that stop me from worrying? Absolutely not.
None of that, thankfully. Been feeling kinda shit last 3 days but only today did I go over 37.5C oral.

FIRST NORWAY, NOW GERMANY?????

WTF ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. INFRASTRUCTURE IS COLLAPSING

Let's keep our eyes on africa and south america, surely their healthcare capabilites (or lack thereof) might produce a dark horse. Assuming they can even get the numbers out.

Don't forget the issues with the heart

reopen the cages or no trumpbux for you

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you are such a painfully stupid brainlet, as a zinc ionosphore the potential mechanism of treatment would be an early-mid intervention because replication could be inhibited before it staryed destroying your lungs; hence why severe cases of latestage pathology it fails

This dude was dropped on his head as a baby.

>We had a closed deal to buy a shitload of medical equipment from China
>Americans sent like 23 cargo planes there first
>Took all the equipment
>Now they say they can't sell to us anymore

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Wow... Duterte allow shooting people ...at least in Luzon, Philipine... can a pinoy acknowledge this ?

>randomized trials only show 50% are asymptomatic

u wut, mate? there are scientific trials of giving people covid19 and only half are asymptomatic? because that's what you just said and it's fucking stupid. maybe it was a language barrier thing. i will give you one chance to unfuck yourself.

I don't speak kraut, do the slightly faded markers indicate a power outage?

What could be causing this, is the power grid overloaded?

>And get it in there because it's fucking contaminated as fuck

Exactly. I'll pass. Continue cycling, getting sun, fresh air, taking my Vitamin C D E and Zinc. Eating my fruit, not being an unhealthy dumb fuck.

Yas Forums get fit.

nah man 10000 is when you buy the dip. I have 100k ready to throw into the market.
Then the Dow will be back to 30000 in a couple of years. A nice 200k profit