TRUMPBUX

I'm going to give it to black people.

APRIL FOOLS

Just wait 2 more weeks bro

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probably not before rent is due bro. they have to process paperwork. takes time. you know how long it takes to get a income tax return back but now imagine every one filed at the same time

1/3 of the country is unemployed right now... again. sooo yea your going to need to go to your local mexican neighborhood and shoot that shit up bro. you know the deal they catch and release when its brown people in texas dying

Yeah if u dont have a bank account

Tempted to build a new gaming pc. Mine 7 years old now.

well the link i posted that recoiled at states that theyre going to set up a website so people can set up direct deposit if they dont have it already
>In the coming weeks, Treasury plans to develop a web-based portal for individuals to provide their banking information to the IRS online, so that individuals can receive payments immediately as opposed to checks in the mail.

Damn. I don't know if I will live in 2 weeks.
>Coof

>tfw I don't get Trumpbux but I recieve DLA and JSA, and am sitting on 3k
>Have a total expense every month of £200 tops as housing benefit means I just pay council tax and small bills
>Live for whatever I want, feeling like getting a new VR headset and a new CPU

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>Trump Bux is Obamaphone 2 electric boogaloo

my fx 9370 was a mistake but its still doing good work. might get a ryzen but then id have to get a board and that means new memory and that means like half the money gone so ill just keep using my ancient shit

>WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH YOUR TRUMPBUX?
Absolutely nothing. I haven’t had a job in months much to the confusion of my parents but I still pay rent so they don’t say much generally. With 1200 dollars I will be able to live comfy in the basement while paying rent for a while longer till I find a job that doesn’t suck ass, and this is all right when my funds are actually getting kind of low. Feels good man.

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i dont get any i am a student and my lower income parents claimed me so i could help them. Being the good innocent person never wins.

I think there is some kind of emergency rent freeze and eviction moratorium being put into place

Gotta file your tax return.
Say thank you to sanders for the political pressure, yang for the idea, and pelosi for suggesting it at a time when trump was too weak to say no.

I'm gonna buy slabs of VB beer

You're not excluded
Because most people will be paying rent with it
So (you) can have a roof over YOUR head Schlitz-0

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If there's even any left at that point.

>thank Pelosi for suggesting it
Nigga shut the fuck up. Never will I thank that lifeless hag for anything and she had nothing to do with TrumpBux

>haven't filed my taxes in years on the advice of an old friend that "informed" me that I didn't need to unless I made over an amount that I didn't
>file my taxes anyway to get trumpbux
>turns out I owe ~200 bucks for 2019
Uh oh, I think we might both be fucked. We'll get the trumpbux, and then get the "give us more money back" letters.

>TRUMPBUX
Does everybody does realize that you're being pacified? The goverment is tossing you a bone so you wont complain about the trillions Trump is giving his corporate masters.

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yea no shit, but I need cash now. they’ve got us by the balls as usual

pleb
there is not. you cant pay you get evicted
he was sucking jew dick. just say it . every one knows
also a pleb

you got 1200 dollars screw those underage girls who made onlyfans accounts because they arent in school and it was mentioned in the msm not long ago you faggots.

bunch of cry baby virgins given a chance for poon and none of you are willing to roll the dice and see if you end up meeting chris hansen. your no better than Yas Forums now. you used to be cool man . huffing glue and tagging billboards down by the train tracks. youve changed Yas Forums... youve changed

Who cares faggot? You won’t take free money just because someone else is also getting free money? Petty loser.

People have bitched about corporate tax breaks and bail outs for decades. "the government" doesn't give a shit. It's a feather for the collective hats of everyone in power.

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you fucking losers, seriously seething for a few pennies..over here small businesses and corporates get comped with 9k-25k FREE GIBBING for the coming three months.
Imagine living in your third world shithole where you still can get excited for peanut gibs

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You realize most people work for corporations right? If half the businesses in the country go bankrupt who do you think that hurts most? The CEO’s with $20 million dollar payouts or the 30,000 employees making $40-120k a year

which is the best filing software, is there any real reason not to use turbojew?

I’ll purchase an expensive prostitute

maybe dont shut society down and force everyone into unemployment?

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the unemployment benefits for 4 months will grant you an easy 20k, you get the unemployment check + 600. My mom works for something to do 15 hours a week but now she's making 1k doing nothing per week.

>the Best way make money is to move money around

they'll probably just deduct it and give you the rest

>trumpbux
I get province corona bux and ontop of that i also get the federal corona bux in 4 days. suck my dick pol

gonna give it to my favorite camgirl

she deserves it for not being fat like amerifat hog women

also, getting the index VR bros

IRS will direct deposit it when you do your taxes

people with no job have file a tax form to get it

>WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH YOUR TRUMPBUX?
Putting it in my savings. I'm still working remotely and it's not like I can go anywhere to spend it with my state locked down.
WHEN ARE WE GETTING OUR TRUMPBUX?
Probably in the next week or three. IIRC people who already filed this year are gonna get their checks first.

imagine needing software to file taxes. fuck off retard

Playstation

sure but you would have to close the business..now you could run your business and still cash in on the gibbing no?

why are you so upset over a simple question?

there’s a few online that are totally free and easy and not turbojew. sorry I don’t know what they’re called but google does

Yeah but you only get 70 cents to the USD which is pathetic considering our US women make $0.77 of every dollar

Just going to funnel it straight to my drug dealer like everyone else

WHEN WILL WE GET THE PEANUT GIBS??????

>tfw make too much money to get trumpbux
It's not fair, bros.

still free money. The lower our dollar goes the more money i make (i earn USD as an income not cad)

H&R Block files free in far more cases than TurboTax. Large number of common forms TurboTax won't file for free.

Guns and ammo, charity

when does the UK get theirs

Is the Trumpbux for all Europeans or only Western?

I am US