/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2847

► Detected: 950,430 (+15,233) ► Died: 48,276 (+1,084)
Live: youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

— 4.2 billion people put under lockdown —
— 206 countries and territories infected —
— 2.5x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 2,629 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
0.4% of all Bergamo died to COVID within a month, despite lockdowns
archive.is/cdt2q

Trial ends in failure for hydroxychloroquine and azithromycin
archive.is/XLqvS

Under 1 year old in the US dies to coronavirus
archive.is/5KukH

Another whistleblower doctor goes missing in China
archive.is/Rgh3n

4,500 deaths in Bergamo, estimates based on official data
archive.is/cdt2q

>RESEARCH
Cruise ship "recovered" case reinfected in Japan
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70% of 600 contacts without symptoms test positive
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21 year old without previous conditions dies in Britain
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nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
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Asymptomatic concentrate virions at nose, more infectious
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>REMINDER
DOW tanks 3000 points or 13%, worst day in history
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China covering up "second wave" of infections
archive.is/I92fj

China "lost" 15 million phone users since 2020 started
archive.is/F5omw

China biowarfare program might have gone wrong
archive.is/z1nbD

China tells local authorities to stop reporting cases
archive.is/qTbtA

>LATEST CASES
06:47: 173 new cases and 3 new deaths in Pakistan.
06:34: 119 new cases and 4 new deaths in Israel.
05:55: 104 new cases and 3 new deaths in Thailand.

>LISTS & MORE
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worldometers.info/coronavirus
bnonews.com/index.php/2020/02/the-latest-coronavirus-cases/

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youtube.com/watch?v=FVIGhz3uwuQ
ilpost.it/2020/04/02/guariti-coronavirus-protezione-civile/
pubs.rsna.org/doi/10.1148/radiol.2020201187
elespanol.com/mujer/al-dia/20200402/bajan-abortos-madrid-mujeres-aplaza-decision-coronavirus/479203253_0.html
youtube.com/watch?v=ERLGC5Xd5yM
elespanol.com/deportes/tenis/20200402/bill-gates-rafa-nadal-pasando-china-complicar/479452281_0.html
usnews.com/news/world/articles/2020-03-07/japans-7-eleven-worker-infected-with-coronavirus-another-case-likely-caused-meningitis
youtu.be/qn_bot3igmg
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_East_respiratory_syndrome
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Severe_acute_respiratory_syndrome
ctpost.com/news/article/N-Y-husband-hid-his-coronavirus-symptoms-from-a-15172256.php
nextstrain.org/ncov
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

vintage corona

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We're all gonna make it bros

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>Dead: 48,276
lol, still only 48,276.
How many days has it been stuck at 48,276? Four days? Five days?

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Problem solved

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>2,629 different strains have been sequenced
How in the fuck can you make a vaccine against this now?

Dark horse countries for a final top 5
>India
>Pakistan
>Philippines
>Ecuador
>Nigeria
>Brazil
>Turkey
>Mexico
>Indonesia

reply 3 celeb deaths

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I'm starting to get over corona guys, I've had the mild strain for a few weeks, had some breathing problems at nights, pain in right lung last week, still have a little runny nose and the small single coof a few times a day.

Prayer works wonders with the nattual cures, try and avoid zog shit if possible, alot with vitaman c, no fap, exersise( seriously I don't know why but it helped alot )and vegtables.
>inb4 christcuck
Trust me, he is real, he's helped me through this, almost at the finish line( will be tommrow or saturday ), if I can make it so can you.

Something has been telling me sons of satan are behind this. I trust my spiritual side.

Stay safe brothers.
June actually but yes, turn to god, his son and the angels right now before wave 2 in winter/autumn comes and ass rapes china again when the try and re-write sacred texts again.
Too many people are redpilled on that and have been for ages for it to work.

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Informative comparison to the flue:
youtube.com/watch?v=FVIGhz3uwuQ

The butterfly effect

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>LITERAL SHITFLINGING
kek

YOU ARE A NOTHING BURGER

I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.

He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat.

The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones.

They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it.

I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"

I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.

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They will never have enough testing capacity

Canada
Russia

Bill Mitchell
BolsoNero
Alan dos Santos or Bernado cuckster

Even without China's help overall kill rate 5% on its way to one million today...
Keep up the good work corona-chan!

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It's already over.

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"Recovered" people announced by the Civil Protection every day are not all healed

Every day the head of the Civil Protection, Angelo Borrelli, starts the update press conference on the coronavirus epidemic in Italy by communicating "the data of the people healed in the last 24 hours", to immediately offer the most reassuring data to the population waiting to know the latest evolution of the disease in Italy. That data is then taken up by the newspapers, which present it as the number of people healed by elaborating analyzes and reflections on the evolution of the epidemic. From an analysis carried out by the GIMBE Foundation - independent non-profit organization that deals with public health - in collaboration with YouTrend however, it emerged that the figure of the "healed" does not reflect reality, because it also includes the total number of people discharged from hospitals, but that they may still be sick with symptoms such as to be able to continue therapies at home

ilpost.it/2020/04/02/guariti-coronavirus-protezione-civile/

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REMEMBER TO UPDATE SPAIN IN THE CHARTS

SPAIN RESUME
110.238 CASES (+8.102), 10.003 DEATHS (+950)

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Prop 504 warning: This area/product contains death causing micro-organisms known to the state of California to cause Terminal Airborne Respiratory Disease.

>THREADLY REMINDER IT CAUSES BRAIN DAMAGE
THREADLY REMINDER IT CAUSES BRAIN DAMAGE
>THREADLY REMINDER IT CAUSES BRAIN DAMAGE

pubs.rsna.org/doi/10.1148/radiol.2020201187
>COVID-19–associated Acute Hemorrhagic Necrotizing Encephalopathy
> As the number of patients with COVID-19 increases worldwide, clinicians and radiologists should be watching for this presentation among patients presenting with COVID-19 and altered mental status.

It destroys the blood-brain barrier, causes intercranial bleeding and neurological damage. Symptoms are seizures altered mental status, loss of coordination, hallucinations. Its not known how many people with COVID have it because MRI and CT scans aren't being done

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>2018: prepping is BAD!!! you are craazy if you are a prepper, just like those people on doomsday preppers!!!
>2020:....

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Nice

Add Canada and Russia.

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Imagine the panic that would ensue if China came forward with it's 3 million dead numbers

I pissed my pants

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Turkey, Sweden, Brazil and Canada are my favorites for challenging the top 4. i dont think they will make the finals, but they will push your Spains, your Frances.

When todays numbers come out, the Netherlands will officially have more deaths from the Chinese virus than from the normal flu in an average year (which is around 1200 deaths). We confirmed our first case not more than a month ago.

where are the celebs?

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Na, it's just getting started.

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ONE OUT OF FIVE ABORTIONS STOPPED IN MADRID, SPAIN, BECAUSE OF COROANVIRUS
>ONE OUT OF FIVE ABORTIONS STOPPED IN MADRID, SPAIN, BECAUSE OF COROANVIRUS
ONE OUT OF FIVE ABORTIONS STOPPED IN MADRID, SPAIN, BECAUSE OF COROANVIRUS
>ONE OUT OF FIVE ABORTIONS STOPPED IN MADRID, SPAIN, BECAUSE OF COROANVIRUS
ONE OUT OF FIVE ABORTIONS STOPPED IN MADRID, SPAIN, BECAUSE OF COROANVIRUS
>ONE OUT OF FIVE ABORTIONS STOPPED IN MADRID, SPAIN, BECAUSE OF COROANVIRUS
ONE OUT OF FIVE ABORTIONS STOPPED IN MADRID, SPAIN, BECAUSE OF COROANVIRUS
>ONE OUT OF FIVE ABORTIONS STOPPED IN MADRID, SPAIN, BECAUSE OF COROANVIRUS
ONE OUT OF FIVE ABORTIONS STOPPED IN MADRID, SPAIN, BECAUSE OF COROANVIRUS
>ONE OUT OF FIVE ABORTIONS STOPPED IN MADRID, SPAIN, BECAUSE OF COROANVIRUS
ONE OUT OF FIVE ABORTIONS STOPPED IN MADRID, SPAIN, BECAUSE OF COROANVIRUS
>ONE OUT OF FIVE ABORTIONS STOPPED IN MADRID, SPAIN, BECAUSE OF COROANVIRUS
ONE OUT OF FIVE ABORTIONS STOPPED IN MADRID, SPAIN, BECAUSE OF COROANVIRUS
>ONE OUT OF FIVE ABORTIONS STOPPED IN MADRID, SPAIN, BECAUSE OF COROANVIRUS
ONE OUT OF FIVE ABORTIONS STOPPED IN MADRID, SPAIN, BECAUSE OF COROANVIRUS
>ONE OUT OF FIVE ABORTIONS STOPPED IN MADRID, SPAIN, BECAUSE OF COROANVIRUS
ONE OUT OF FIVE ABORTIONS STOPPED IN MADRID, SPAIN, BECAUSE OF COROANVIRUS
>ONE OUT OF FIVE ABORTIONS STOPPED IN MADRID, SPAIN, BECAUSE OF COROANVIRUS

>elespanol.com/mujer/al-dia/20200402/bajan-abortos-madrid-mujeres-aplaza-decision-coronavirus/479203253_0.html

CORONAVIRUS SAVING BABIES

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Don't they do tests to determine when viral load approaches zero?

Bill is there, faggot

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WE TOLD YOU TO PREPARE THREE MONTHS AGO !
WE TOLD YOU AND YOU DID NOTHING !!!

youtube.com/watch?v=ERLGC5Xd5yM

Always laugh when entitles manbabies who have had an exceedingly easy life call their first world country a shithole. Blissfully unaware of the mad max world that most people live in.

>RESUME
Summary

Interesting, thanks user

Based as fuck

>"Bill Gates warned Rafa Nadal that China Coronavirus will get complicated in the future"
t. Rafa Nadal's Uncle

>elespanol.com/deportes/tenis/20200402/bill-gates-rafa-nadal-pasando-china-complicar/479452281_0.html

HE KNEW IT, BILL GATES RELEASED THE VIRUS

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you can't

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usnews.com/news/world/articles/2020-03-07/japans-7-eleven-worker-infected-with-coronavirus-another-case-likely-caused-meningitis
Japan said they had a case where it probably caused meningitis. This thing wrecks you.

Spain will be second to the USA.

They took my neighbor this morning in an ambulance.

I could hear him coofing and gasping.

I'm probably next!

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That probably means a net gain for your country then. Amazing.

i love the 'muh third world (insert high level of infrastructure or service)'

Apocalyptic scenes from Portugal

youtu.be/qn_bot3igmg

Vultures circle the sky, bodies burned in the streets, morgues overflowing.. brutal..

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So is there any evidence this isn’t just the flu?

1st Princess Principal Sequel Anime Film Delayed Due to COVID-19 Coronavirus Concerns. They cited the government policies to contain the spread of the new coronavirus disease (COVID-19), as well as the health and safety of moviegoers.
>1st Princess Principal Sequel Anime Film Delayed Due to COVID-19 Coronavirus Concerns. They cited the government policies to contain the spread of the new coronavirus disease (COVID-19), as well as the health and safety of moviegoers.
1st Princess Principal Sequel Anime Film Delayed Due to COVID-19 Coronavirus Concerns. They cited the government policies to contain the spread of the new coronavirus disease (COVID-19), as well as the health and safety of moviegoers.
>1st Princess Principal Sequel Anime Film Delayed Due to COVID-19 Coronavirus Concerns. They cited the government policies to contain the spread of the new coronavirus disease (COVID-19), as well as the health and safety of moviegoers.

NOOOO NOT MY LESBIAN SPIES ANIME NOOOOOOOHHHH PEOPLE NEED IT AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH ANIME IS DYING AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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I mean ECUADOR not Portugal my bad

>patrolling thots
Is there anything Corona-chan can't do?

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Flu is an influenza virus, this is a coronavirus. All the evidence you need

Yas Forums never dies it was just lingerering like a benign tumor here the whole time

Are they protecting anime over there? Corona-chan saved lolis from the olympics.

>Portugal

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cancelled the only thing to save Japanese economy for flu kek

That hasn't happened for anyone yet. Viral load persists for at least a month after getting sick, and there's a good chance of re-emergence.

Literally same symptoms

2,629 strains but only a very VERY few harmful to or even able to infect humans. RELAX...

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>Violet Evergarden Gaiden released today in Netflix
Nice, time for the yuribait OVA guys!

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_East_respiratory_syndrome
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Severe_acute_respiratory_syndrome

Literally same symptoms

>New York man lies about having Coronavirus so he can see his wife and newborn son
ctpost.com/news/article/N-Y-husband-hid-his-coronavirus-symptoms-from-a-15172256.php

How could you mistake both?

Yes all the more strange patients are sent home with symptoms and counted as recovered. Hope they know they'll still be shedding the virus.

I had the coronavirus. Drank too many coronas the other night hahaha

like and subscribe

...

nextstrain.org/ncov

There are 2,629 strains of this virus, Sars-Cov-2 that causes COVID. 8 major strains

Are you guys ready for 8 years of President Biden and Vice President Cornflake Jackson?

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Not even fucking close to the same symptoms.

Nadal is illuminati confirmed

what flavour is that hospital? chocolate?

Never even heard of the series, though I haven't been on Yas Forums as much the last few years.