Brit/pol/ The Triggering Part 2 Edition

>Coronavirus: Almost half of NHS Scotland staff absences Covid-19 related
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-52133634?

>SALUTE THEM NHS tribute planned for tonight ‘should honour bin men and supermarket workers too’
thesun.co.uk/news/11308916/second-clap-nhs-honour-bin-men-supermarket-workers/

>UK refuses EU request for Belfast office
rte.ie/news/ireland/2020/0401/1127912-eu-belfast/

>Wheelie bin fire at Eastwood
rotherhamadvertiser.co.uk/news/view,wheelie-bin-fire-at-eastwood_35635.htm

>Bin lorry catches fire after hot ashes left in rubbish
msn.com/en-gb/news/world/bin-lorry-catches-fire-after-hot-ashes-left-in-rubbish/ar-BB122gfB

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youtube.com/watch?v=Opse4W_n3pU
birminghammail.co.uk/black-country/fears-muslims-greater-risk-covid-18020409
consang.net/index.php/Global_prevalence
google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-8163587/amp/PETER-HITCHENS-Great-Panic-foolish-freedom-broken-economy-crippled.html
twitter.com/AnonBabble

what does it all mean?

First for are Mozza
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Y O
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C O O L
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CLAP OKAY

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cvg predicted this

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GODDAM IM PROUD TO BE WHITE!

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outrageous thread title

Might die at 27 so I can join the 27 club

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Based Moz poster

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/cvg/ predicted this

LMAO. I was going to make a thread made of entirely bin fire related threads, then I remembered how much the men of Brit/pol/ like to be upset about clapping.

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I hear manhands has confessed their true gender again?

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All this praising the NHS being almost mandatory is starting to feel vaguely soviet

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So what do you reckon today's numbers will be?

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one less poo in the world

>I was going to make a thread made of entirely bin fire related threads
how would seethenonce cope?

Im a doc and i hate it.

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>weirdly moralistic
that has to be the Guardian

no. he said why are you pretending and i said im not

ok this is epic

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birminghammail.co.uk/black-country/fears-muslims-greater-risk-covid-18020409

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bait headline
is it a joke

> Not cheating is thrown in there as if it's mundane
> Being moralistic is weird

Could the Guardian just fuck off with it's cultural subversion and agitprop for 5 fucking minutes?

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dont understand why you went to see my cock t b h

It reads as if you're saying "but I'm not (a woman)"

/cvg/
predicted
this

>cultural factors

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/cvg/predicted this.

We'll obviously break 30K but hoping we'll absolutely smash it lads.

34K COME OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN

If we hit 35K let's all scream

GOAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL out the window just to fuck with the people who can't watch footie right now.

why haven't you moved you Australia?

ps we don't want you

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GOT A KNIFE KILL

The NHS is a euthanasia death panel.

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The guardian can go and get fucked, have you seen the hit jobs they been doing since the outbreak of covid-19? They are as alarmist as /cvg/.

KEK

Has eddie topped himself he's been streaming the same screen for like a day now

didn't see it

Hope you have all partaken in your government mandated 1 hour of outside exercise!
I personally am about to set off on a 1 hour circuit of my housing estate on my Halford bicycle, being sure to maintain social distancing protocols at all times and not venturing further than 1 mile from home.
And friends, don't forget today is Thursday and you know what that means. Clap for NHS. Hope to see you all outside clapping vigorously.

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Might say the doc… pinched one off?

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Somebody in the previous thread we should just make these even more ridiculous each week until even the normies hate it, such as banging pots and pans, setting off fireworks, throwing confetti into the streets, silly string down the sides of apartment blocks, blasting inappropriate music full volume.

And of course Binfires for R EN AICH ESS

>eddie

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>defying rules
Perhaps the inbreeding could be putting them in danger? Just perhaps, of course.
consang.net/index.php/Global_prevalence

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Diamond gezzer r manhands

Behead those who insult are NHS!

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>Binfires for R EN AICH ESS
genius

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Brit/pol/ 2020

Tripfag post
Tripfag post fellating initial tripfag post
Tripfag post returning the favour
Avatarfag announces he is in the thread
Another avatarfag announces he is in the thread
Avatarfags and Tripfags have a little circle jerk and spam a few buzz words at each other
More inane offtopic tripcunt shit
This will continue all day till about 7/8pm when they will all jump into the EPIC Eddie Twitch stream.


Reminder to report all off topic and low qualityposts made by the tripvassals and their masters.

>can’t tell if sarcastic

i too browsed morgoth's twitter this morning

Isn't that the doctor though?

I've got ten quid on number 841 and 736.

I went out for 2 hours yesterday as well as going shopping for mostly non-essential stuff

I've also been going out for 2 forms of exercise a day this week

Call the fucking cops, I dare you

you sound outraged lad

Based Cheshire but fuck the councils, another brilliant Labour/Blair decision to split up Cheshire County Council into the shambles it is now of Cheshire East and Cheshire West.

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Yea

Reported to Facebook Mums local group, enjoy your social media shaming.

Lads, I have a cunning plan,
what if we use this moment to make the NHS nationalist? We can and should argue or get it trending that Immigrants shouldn't get NHS treatment because they are taking too much from the system and it's "unfair" on grans and veterans and homeless and disabled native people who paid taxes. Whatever, normies basically only care about those who they think are hard done by.

We could literally just hijack the tag

#OurNHS

and spam it with fake accounts and repills about the true cost of immigration.

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This wanking off the NHS is so manufactured and sycophantic.

When it comes down to it, they're doing their job and 99% of them are not caring for COVID-19 patients or coming into contact with them at all.

Not trying to be edgy I just find it super cringey and demeaning. I wonder what the mindset of people is when they see a mass clapping event and get excited for it, to congratulate people doing their job. It is NPC behaviour.

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I also didn't clap last week and won't clap tonight

Seething what differece it makes if we post as anons

Hope everyone's read the latest Hitchens

google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-8163587/amp/PETER-HITCHENS-Great-Panic-foolish-freedom-broken-economy-crippled.html

you sound irked i've called out your 24/7 abuse of this general?