"Honey, do you mind if I take a screenshot of you and post it to Reddit for some gold?"

I heard it's 70-86% death rate

That's fucking disgusting. Stop posting animal porn.

They are using stints and bypass at that point. Basically a form of dialysis.

>Misleading title
Even Reddit mods are getting tired of these faggots lying about Corona

Look at that foot.
Could be a gorilla's foot

nuclear grade narcissism.
vanity, vanity all is vanity.

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Better not get chinkflu in your lungs then

This!
I’d rather take my chances with covid rather than raw undiluted gorilla piss

Lel wtf

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Just fuck my shit up

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>could be

lol first time ive seen abo porn. thought id seen everything.
Have any more?

>that ape foot

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STOP POSTING SCREENCAPS OF REDDIT YOU CROSSPOSTING NIGGERS

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If it's severe enough, something like 8% of hospitalized cases (which are only 20% of all cases) will be medically induced into a coma while on a machine. Only the really severe cases get the coma treatment.

kung flu would just give me the sniffles you literal sub-human dreg, sickly jew
I am an unbermensch, my immune system is god-like. my white blood cells are nigger destroyer 9000s.
I purposefully go out of my way to catch kung flu just to build an even superior immune system. because I know I wouldn't even get a cough from it
now fuck off, kike

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Is this a screenshot from Gorillas in the mist?

How is it a misleading title

This is the card his wife gave him for their anniversary.

Looks like she has decided to leave after all.

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Her feet! His big ass fuzz bucket!

It's rare that something physically repulses me so much that I actually have to hide an image.
but by the gods it finally happened. there were some visages in time and space man was not meant to see

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pussy

nigger

She looks fine. People are just acting like such babies over this virus

My wife: getting ass fucked by Jeromie
Me:

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NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST KEEP STEALING REDDIT POSTS!! YOU'RE ROBBING THIS GOOD SIR OF GOLD AND/OR KARMA

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Normies

Another Fatty with COVD19 complications

Her ass and titties look fucking great

>Hospitals are empty! The virus is a HOAX!
>WHY ARE PLEBBITERS POSTING PICS THAT PROVE THE VIRUS IS REAL!?
RREEEEEE

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...ok boomer

Slut

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His name is tyrone

Because the mundane makes up a normies entire existence, anything that breaks there patturn of behaviour even slightly, gets documented.

It's at least 98% death rate

>Q

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is his wife Coppercab?

She doesn't even look ill. Considering she's clearly obese her eyes are showing no signs of fatigue. The colouration in her face doesn't show any ill effects. Is this illness even that bad? I know a couple of people who were very sick for a couple of days but are totally fine now without any medical attention or meds.

>an ugly woman

she is an 8/10 with makup

Found Craig. Also she probably couldn't make it up to a 4 with makeup.

reminder that Reddit hate threads are perpetuated by newfags fresh off the garbage pile. Takes one to know one, now back you go

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No one:
Not a single soul:
Absolutely no one:
Not even big chungus:
Other anons:
My wife boyfriend:
My wife: *coma*
Me: holding back tears
Keanu Reeves: wait that's illegal
Pikachu: outstanding move!
My wife's boyfriend: you need to take her place now son
Me: *sucking penis*
Idubbbz: and that's why I hate mondays!

>i am the cancer and im proud

?20
What was it

Nice!
Epic reddit moment

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Nevermind

>unbermensch

>rosacea
That woman's an alcoholic lol.

Ha. Ha. Le epic comment.

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Just obese.

wtf is facetime?

>unbermensch
Fucking lmao, that's a new one

underrated

Fat bitch

Yeah, didn't you play SOMA?

It's perfectly noble to marry an ugly woman if you are a below average male.

Patients have to be put in a coma when they are intubated. That’s because if they were conscious they would try to rip out the tube going down their throat.

no
she's in the hospital for something else but tested positive for corona
the hospitals are also not differentiating someone dying FROM corona versus someone dying WITH corona
it's all fucking lies from the media and bullshit quack doctors

all I play is Mount and blade

>My wife on face time
Have you not been reading any of the articles? They don't allow anyone to visit the patients. If they are on their death bed they are dying alone.

You my good sir are a poet and a scholar.

Most women are pretty mediocre with out a pound of makeup on their face.

Her forehead shape is giving me concern. She looks like she could headbutt a MMA champion into another dimension.